#so did i

[morickkk]

Flight of the Crows - Jhariah

Without teeexttttt :

My apologies for the soulmate art thing btw 🎹🎹

[tinkerty-tonk-i-said]

Crowley in the latest clip

[restistance]

my mother, two minutes before the end of the show: it’s gonna end in a cliffhanger isn’t it

[eesttm]

Let the parade commence.

[liv45no]

Andromeda: Sirius, your French tutor is here!

Sirius: I’ll say it again: I just don’t think French is a good fit for me.

Andromeda: your name is Sirius Orion Antoine Gabriel Maël de Noir! How is French not a good fit for you??

Sirius: okay, I’m pretty sure you just threw in a name I’ve never heard before.

[nanomooselet]

City of Depravity

Actually, on the topic of Stampede and the Bible -

In both Japanese and English, the little speech Knives gives before shredding Jeneora Rock is more or less the same at the start, though it differs towards the end - the English dub highlights his god complex a bit more, I think. And "bring everything back to even" in Japanese seems to be a direct manga reference that the English makes more obscure, but in turn the English is more direct about the Biblical part.

Japanese: In the past, God rained fire from the sky, destroying the city of depraved fools. To fix the world once and for all, I’m moving ahead. To bring everything back to even.

English: Long ago, God rained fire onto the city of fools. Destruction was a small price to pay for their depravity. God cleansed what man had sullied, just as I will now. This world will be a blank slate. 

At any rate, either way destruction by fire and brimstone as punishment for depravity was the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah. Genesis 19:1, for the curious, though the cities themselves become repeated bywords for the result of inciting God's wrath through the whole rest of the book. (I physically cracked a Bible for the first time in years to check. The brainrot is real.) Specifically, they were punished for their greed, pride, apathy, violence, and poor hospitality towards strangers. God was receiving complaints, and as a sort of final notice sent a pair of angels in the guise of men to locate any virtuous individuals in the cities.

The humans failed this last test, of course. There are differing interpretations why (she said resignedly because she knows people fixate on the homosexuality thing even though it's pretty specious). But in the broader sense, they were buried in fire and brimstone because they wouldn't give up trying to harm the two angels sent to build a case for sparing them.

With the first two episodes of Stampede in mind, I invite some consideration why Knives might have chosen this particular story to precede Jeneora Rock's destruction.

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Do you think Cecil was surprised to learn Carlos’ middle name and last name?

Yes they’re married but I’m sure he assumed his full name was Carlos The Scientist

[mrfunnyinthebank]

you can tell by looking these outfits that liv morgan grew up on avril lavigne

[pavlovianpanic]

it's way too much. nathan can't keep doing this. one person at home, another at school, and barely functioning. grasping at straws, constantly paranoid, and am i even real? is becoming a problem for him. a sense of distorted self is nothing new, but the voice(s) he's trusting / trusted are beginning to become unstable. they are real, they belong to people, but they hurt nathan's head and heart.

he's all but losing it in his car, parked still, but his body thrashing so hard the vehicle is shaking. his truck is stable, but the driver is not. confined by his own belt, nathan is crying, sobbing actually, tearing at the steering wheel as if wanting to rip it out before slamming on the horn erratically as he screams.

❝ fuck, fuck, fuck!! ❞ he's whining, beginning to try and get untangled, only to get hitched by the child lock. that is more than enough to send him spiraling further. he doesn't notice someone at his door, peering in. are you okay? they might ask, and he would scream back at them furiously. hey!! do i fucking look okay?!! ❝ get me out of here, i want out, i want ... i don't want to do this anymore!! ❞ — open ( nathan p. is having a mental breakdown )

[barkovsasha]

my sunday is going great, why do you ask? is it because i've just spent checks watch two and a half hours trying to pinpoint the exact location of every stall in the avs locker room and then made a floor plan so i don't forget?

[duckapus]

(mostly) Avatar Quotes

SMG4: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Mario: Put spaghetti in it!

SMG4: I am currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Meggy: Put spaghetti in it

SMG4: I am currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Bob: Put spaghetti in it

SMG4: I am no longer taking suggestions

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Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?

Ash: I'm a Trainer!

Someone: No, I mean, what's in your pants?

Ash, pulling a few Pokeballs out of his pockets: Ballz.

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Kirby: Hey, are you the "arr" type of pirate or the "yo ho ho" type of pirate?

Ringo Mortis: I'm the "not paying that much for photoshop" kind of pirate.

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Nimbus in the Avatar Group Chat: For the last time, "your" and "you're" are different things!

Nimbus: "Your" is possessive and "you're" is a contraction of "you are."

Tulip: my fire

Cole: the one

Tune: desire

Juliano: Believe

Arle: when I say

Pikachu (not an avatar but they let him in since he's at all the meetings): I

Shantae: WANT

Kirby: IT

Sora: THAT

Olimar: WAY!

Nimbus: I'm blocking all of you.

Mario: TELL ME WHY!

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(honestly this fits how I view the canon versions of them too)

Etna: *kisses Flonne*

Etna: *lets go and turns around to kiss Laharl when he walks on-screen*

Etna: *flips off the camera with a smirk while Flonne and Laharl make out behind her*

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SMG8, whispering: Be strong.

Melody: Who's she talking to?

Nimbus: The Wi-Fi signal.

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Cole: *visibly shaking with rage*

Sally: Want me to leave so you can say bad words?

Cole: Yes, that would be nice.

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Ash: How long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Shantae: I'm pretty sure it-

Tulip, with absolute confidence: 72 hours.

Ash:

Shantae:

Shantae: ...How did you-

Tulip: There's a clown behind you.

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Cody: Why do you always insult the ghost of the place we check out?

Floyd: They know what they did.

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Cole: Why is Sally crying?

Elanore: She thinks she stepped on a ladybug.

Cole: "Thinks?"

Elanore: It was a red M&M.

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Laharl, sitting in the middle of a Pentagram with his arms crossed: I taught you how to summon me for emergencies.

Tulip, holding a jar of pickles: This is an emergency!

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Sora: To avoid accidentally using offensive language I've decided to use 90's surfer dude slang because accidentally offending someone is totally bogus, dude.

Laharl, raising her hand: Some people might not be comfortable being called "dude."

Sora: You are radically right and that is so not tubular. I apologize.

Arle: I find 90's surfer dude slang offensive to my ears.

Sora: Watch me catch this gnarly wave of "I don't care."

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Most of the Teen Squad: *sitting on a bench in various stages of grief*

Shantae: What's got you guys so sad?

Tulip: Sit down so we can tell you.

Shantae: *sits down...and her face rapidly twists into horror*

Desmond: This bench is freshly painted.

[q-morning-crew]

When I first heard of 4halo I immediately dismissed it but the more posts and clips I see about it themore invested I get

Genuinely 100% rooting for that ship now (not in a 100% alloromantic way though)

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Just explained to my boss why I needed a couple days off by telling him, "You know the movie Inside Out? My brain right now's like that, but everything's on fire, and a third of the guys in there have fire extinguishers and are trying to put it out. The rest have flamethrowers."

[bloodiedbearwoman]

you vs 1000 stag beetles, how long would it take

5 seconds at most. Beetles are very small no matter how many there are. I will blow them up.

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

I think Bea fainted 😅