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Does moby have a dick? not sure how i feel abt it havin an ass..... looking for a friend...
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What if Moby Dick, but butts
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Why are y’all even followin me?
To the one person who follows me:
I am a tiger, licking my balls in a zoo exhibit... and you are the clueless child who stopped to take a looksee
I am the hobo, sitting at a gas station, and you are the dumbass listening to my woes
I am fucking Gollum chillin in a cave when bilbo fucking baggins came in to mix things up
so anyways
why the
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
are you still here?!?!?!
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Dear THE. Biggest G. Patronuses, we regret to inform you that your husband has died at seas and you are now under legal obligation to change your name back to only THE. Biggest Gaudiest. We bid you farewell.
i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE
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Why is this a milestone @staff?
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It evolved into a Pigeoff
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I saw a Pigeon falling asleep once
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Please note, that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone is not an appropriate way to tell them that they're a snack and they make you green with envy.
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You keep hearing the whispers, all around you... enveloping you, smothering you... Your friends call you crazy, they say it’s all in your head and you wish to agree with them... You question your own sanity, and you bow at the feet of Fear’s throne, unaware that it was borne of blood, bone, and lies... And then you trip over one day and you hear your couch saying “What a fucking IDIOT”
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the unholy Ennead
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The painting, is complete :3
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Wellll, they’re not wrong??
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Avengers + Breaking News Meme
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