#lex.

[urpheonix]

cs user lex. and cs user lexphobic enemies to lovers arc

now kith

[lifeforms]

lexmas is so incredibly devastating because it's like... at face value, you THINK it's an episode about lex being shown how easy it would be to just cut the shit and get everything he Truly Cares About (a real family) (the respect of people he also respects) (a life where he doesn't constantly have to prove himself because he doesn't feel like all of his self-worth / worth in general are riding on The Luthor Name). but then it's actually about how he can't bring himself to believe he's not already past saving, in a way? like, he saw the path. but now he also understands that he isn't brave enough to actually go down it by himself. and from that point on watching his arc is just... two seasons of being constantly aware that his worst fear is very much still becoming His Dad Or Worse. being constantly aware of how deeply he still cares (and has always cared!) for clark and lana. and how it just won't matter because the doors that actually need to be open to him as a person like. aren't. sorry i got a little [garland briggs vc] the possibility that love is not enough in here but. anyway. it never is 💜

[rejectory]

@pu1itzer *

‘ethanol’ is one way to put it, and that’s omitting the ensuing hangover. lex observes the effects of the truth serum, off-branch lexcorp-cooked, being R&D’d as they speak, in full.

his head cocks birdlike. what did you drink, lois? isn’t there an unspoken sorority rule about big bad spiked drinks?

but don’t let him interrupt.

testing, testing.

❛walk me through,❜ say, ❛a recently exhibited example of your erratic behavior.❜

[lgbtcorp]

@geniuscorp.

[you-would-turn-it-off-halfway]

No baby, you're not. Not for me.

I am the villain of the story.

[lovesick-joey]

youtube content in the dc universe

sequel

[mikotosworld]

SEBIAN LEX

@junoisded

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: How can you afford this on a reporters salary?

Clark: Oh Lex owes me child support.

Bruce: What?

Clark: Yeah, any damage Kon causes as superboy I mark as “after school activities.”

[junkfoodcinemas]

ALIEN Franchise (1979-2024) + Protagonist

[theerurishipper]

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First <- Part 15 <- Part 16 -> Part 17

Masterpost

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.

[a-reyy]

I think we all headcanon Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen going to boarding school together but what if Lex Luthor went there as well…and they were friends. Like bestfriends. The kind of friend you talk to even after you graduate.

The JL undercover at one of lex’s galas to get some info on an evil plan he’s been cooking up:

Clark: can somebody cause a distraction while I go get the files?

Bruce:…..Oliver?

Oliver: no

Bruce: please?

Oliver: *sigh* fine.

Bruce: yes!!

Clark:…what’s happening?

Bruce with Ollie walking up to lex: if it isn’t my favorite ginger!!

Oliver: you can’t say that Bruce. He’s not a ginger anymore, he’s bald.

Lex visibly done with their bs: at least I assume it. What are you whores up to nowadays, adopting 10 kids per week?

Oliver pointing at Bruce: that’s him, not me.

Bruce: at least I don’t make one, on purpose might I add, and then proceed to ignore his existence.

Lex: you got me there Brucie. But I still can’t believe only one of your kids is biologically yours considering how big of a slut you are.

Bruce: it’s not that bad.

Oliver: you literally slept with Superman.

Lex who did not know that:…you slept with Superman…and didn’t invite me!?

Bruce: what

Oliver: what

Clark over comms: what

[lifeforms]

horrific accidental parallel in here that i do not want to be perceived. perceiving 🥴

[mashmoshmoosh]

THEY ADDED SEX TO THE WARNINGS

WERE BASICALLY PROMISED CLOSE UP SHOTS OF THEIR LABIAS SLAPPING TOGETHER

[lgbtcorp]

Face it. You never would've helped if you knew the truth — you're just as myopic as they are sometimes. That's okay. But you need to understand it. They're like ants, Lee. You take away the queen, and the colony dies. Is that a world you want to live in? One so... existentially dependent on a man in a cape that it forgets how to tie its own shoelaces? The problem with reliance on such a basal level is that it has to fulfil a strict set of conditions. They sit, fat, lazy, because it simply doesn't matter anymore — Superman will save them! It is anti-evolution! They need encouragement, they need resilience! Can you hear them? They're only just starting to wake up! It's Darwinism on the most profound scale! So now, sis — sit back, have a drink, and watch the world evolve! @geniuscorp.