#lex anon asks

[redhead1180]

https://pin.it/6PAs5hbD9. Tell me why this looks like the look he gives you right before he’s about to tickle the absolute shit out of you or after he’s teased you incessantly and now you’ve confessed your feelings lol . Perhaps tickling your feet until you confessed your feelings . Anyway story ?

Hey sweetie my tickle anon is back 🤗🤭 ok, I gotchu boo. So it started all cute and funny and end with lots of fluff. Hope you like it.

"JJ, why are you looking at me like that" I question raising an eyebrow.

"Don't know what you're talking about baby" JJ says nonchalantly, "I'm just looking at my future girlfriend"

"HA!" I scoff "we have been through this JJ, your are not my type. Your every other girl's type on this island, but not mine* I huff out as I turn around back to the kitchen counter at the chateau .

Now truthfully, I did really like JJ, but he scared me. He was a player who left girls crying. I did not want to be one of them. And even though he had not stopped teasing, flirting, and being a complete menace, I didn't think he was really serious. Besides he has always said he wasn't the girlfriend type, so I hid my feelings.

He snuck up behind me and placed his hands on my waist.

"Please understand that what I am about to do was out of necessity" he whispers huskily in my ear.

Before I could respond, he grabbed my waist and started tickling me. I jumped and yelled "NO JJ!" as I tried to slide away. I was really pinned in and could not go anywhere. The counter in front of me, JJ behind me and his arms on either side.

"STOP JJ" I laugh, trying to pull his hands from waist.

"Not until you admit you like me" JJ chuckled.

"I don't...*laughs*....like you...*squeals*....THAT way!" I finally pant out laughing uncontrollably. I'm trying to push his hands away, using my butt to try and push him back, anything to get free.

"Yes you do" he grunts out "just admit it."

"JJ I'm gonna pee my pants"

"Well tell me you like me or just pee your pants" he laughs

"I.... STOP... JJ... NO... IM SERIOUS... JJ" I try to demand, but it just comes out weak from laughing. I didn't want to admit, but he was right. But I was going to seriously pee my pants and JJ would keep doing it until I did.

"ALRIGHT... STOP... YES... OK... YES... I DO LIKE YOU" I yelled at him, giving him a hard shove with my butt, as he stops. "You happy now, yes I do like you"

He turns me around and gently rubs the areas he was just tickling. I keep my head down, not wanting to look at him. He places his finger under my chin to pull my head up, but I jerk my head away, with a whine, and look at the side. He grabs my chin now and forces me to look at him. I close my eyes, now that I was facing him, still not wanting to look at him.

"Open your eyes" he demands gently.

Knowing I didn't have a choice, I take a deep and shaky breath, and open my eyes. He is so close to my face, our noses are nearly touching, I can see the little freckles on his nose from the sun. His ocean blue eyes are staring back at me intently. I waited for the teasing to come.

"I like you too" he says softly. I suck in a breath a little shocked.

"JJ, you've always said you didn't want a girlfriend and have never taken a girl seriously." I rasp out, "How do I know you won't get bored of me like you do every other girl?

"Fair point" he concedes "Your the only girl I've ever had my eyes on, but I was afraid to ruin our friendship. I- I know you're scared, hell so am I, but I really, really, like you and have for awhile. I want you to be my girlfriend, I want you. And I can guarantee that I am not gonna get bored with you."

I've known JJ forever and knew when he was lying, he wasn't. He was nervous, but he wasn't lying. I gently cupped his face and leaned in to softly kiss him. He gasped, and I felt his arms wrap around my waist pulling me close. He tapped his tongue on my lips and I opened up for him. We both moaned as our tongues danced for dominance. I eventually let him win and he angled my head to deep end the kiss. My arms went around his neck and one hand rant my fingers thru his hair. Our bodies were melded together as we literally tried to devour each other.

I needed air and pulled my head back gasping. He looked at me with a mischievous smile.

"Is that a yes" he cocks up an eyebrow and grins.

"Fuck.. yes it's a yes" I chuckle.

"Woah hoo" he screams as he picks me up and spins us around. I laugh and bury my head in his neck.

[frownyalfred]

Clark, in bed, staring at the ceiling: So like, lets say you wanted to do world domination

Bruce, 5 times more awake: What. Do you-

Clark: No, not me. You. How long would that take you?

Bruce, settling into the sheets: Hnnm.

Clark, recognizing a sleepy Bruce, curling around him: Never mind, silly questiom.

Bruce, muffled: ...2 weeks

Clark, blinking: Just two?

Bruce: For the initial take over, 5 months for it to settle.

when Bruce casually discusses world domination: sexy, Clark is interested, no one is worried

when Lex Luthor casually discusses world domination: um hello, Human Resources?!

[luludeluluramblings]

Im sad I'm the only still thinking in grampa Luthor & Kent vs Wayne of all the things

Controversial idea:

What if it was Luthor AND Wayne vs Kent instead?

Here me out...

Say, in this universe, Luthor doesn't know Batman is Bruce Wayne. All he knows is his clone/project son got a fellow rich dude's kid pregnant. And, the girl is keeping the baby.

It's such a typical sounding problem, and maybe, just maybe, sparks that whole desire for a legacy and lineage. (He has a daughter, but in this insistence, Conner is technically his son and is having a son. So, he can be a good grandpa and a misogynistic asshole. Yay.)

Rather than team up with the Kents, he teams up with the fellow rich guy. (Bruce hate hate hates it, but he needs allies if he wants to get Reader back.) That mean's they're teaming up to spoil the grandchild. Offering Reader childcare and spa trips. Luthor is running to the press announcing how excited he is for his new grandchild. (He's really just meh about it, but public image is how he gets away with half his shit, so he might as well.)

Now, say the kid looks like him. (Red hair.) All bets are off. He is taking the baby to work. Showing them how to run his empire. Their getting Lex Corp when he dies. (Reader just gets to watch apprehensively, while Conner freaks the fuck out.)

(Which I find hilarious, because Bruce is gonna be all like, "What if I wanted my grandson to inherit my company?" "You already have four sons and whatever you call the others. I call dips.")

Wait... Luthor Yandere for his grandchild while Batfamily is Yandere for Reader... Hmmm... Intresting idea...

[justtrashperson]

chibi hatchefield characters like in the shokogast request<333

like paul<3, emma, richie<3, pete, grace, ethan, lex, garygoldsteinattorneyinlaw, the works, yknow??

using this opportunity to redraw some of hatchetfield's scenes

[befuddled-calico-whump]

this is specifically addressed at the future lex from my beloved cinderglass drabbles. how does he feel having someone so close that not only trusts him, but that he trusts too. someone he feels comfortable when they touch him gently. someone that knows him and wants to get to know him

— honey :)

MAN it's so new to him, really. Even before the Tower, despite being pretty content in his life, he didn't have anyone he was willing to be vulnerable with. The other contract assassins understood the specific difficult things they were all facing---many had distant or non-existent familial relationships and all the baggage that goes with it so people got him, had an understanding, but no one ever talked about it

Bad days were only joked about, crying happened in private if at all, the present was all that was really allowed to matter. It served him well for years, it was his normal, until he came back and couldn't hide everything anymore. The best he could do was isolate from everyone so they wouldn't look at him like that and try to numb it all down

So Sarah's the kind of person he never imagined having in his life. He never put much thought into the future to begin with, since as an illegal empowered any day could be his last, but he certainly never pictured having someone he'd willingly cry in front of, willingly hand himself over to when he's in a very vulnerable place

It still feels unbelievable some days. Not just that he'll let himself stumble, but that someone will catch him. He never thought he could be comfortable having someone hold on to him while he cried, or talking him through bad moments, and sometimes it feels weird, like it's something not meant for him, but it makes him feel safe

And it's hard to reconcile wanting her to love him---she's only ever been heroic in his eyes, someone selfless and patient and too kind, and he's a killer who's only ever looked out for himself---but he thinks he deserves to feel safe

[amazingmsme]

I've no clue why, but I just really like the idea of the Lib having a soft spot for traumatised children, like Hannah, Lex, Grace (religious trauma?), Kale and Richie and Ruth

I think it’s because it’s so much better than the probably very true alternative that they could care less about them & actually Very Much want them dead, or at least couldn’t care less if they died

So why not instead have a secret soft spot? Just because they’re evil doesn’t mean they can’t fall for a set of puppy eyes & a sob story

[t4tails]

I like the one that says he's ace coded because his color scheme includes colors from the ace flag because it implies that every other villain with a green and/or purple color scheme is ace coded which includes like 90% of both batman's and spider-man's rogues gallery

i can respect if they go all the way. aroace king green goblin

[vveissesfleisch]

Congrats on becoming a mum <3

aw thank you so much! it’s pretty amazing; definitely the most metal thing ive done so far.

[ekingston]

%1000 agree and believe Lillian Luthor should have been the big bad for the show continuously.

Berlanti/CW just used Supergirl to get Superman/Lex back on screen 🙄

anon do you ever think about the fact that Lillian Luthor’s son was born when she was only five years old

[jdorian]

I stopped watching Smallville in season 4? They made Lex the most sympathetic character in season 3? and then told us he was evil the next season because an alien dog barked at him and he gave diamond earrings to a hook up 😭 Once I was at the point where I wanted Lex to nuke Kansas from space I knew it was time to move on.

It'll be fun watching your commentary to see if age/the passage of time changes how victimised Lex comes across.

ahavsgw an alien dog barked at him?? 💀💀

tbh i don't remember much of the show, so it's gonna be almost as if i was watching it for the first time, i'm also gonna be curious about my reactions... i assume i'll be holding my head a lot lmao

i'm only on s2 as of yet, i usually watch a few eps before or after work if i got the time, so my progression is kinda slow, but i mean to stick it out, so we'll see! 🫡

i will say though regardless of where the show leads, Lex was always a fundamentally good person, who wanted to do good and use his money for good. but with the shit he had to deal with from his family, especially Lionel and his childhood trauma about Julian and how his only friend turned out to never trust him with a major secret that was interwoven into both of their lives from the very beginning, and how said friend's father could never ever see the good in him...

i know that i'm a classified villain enjoyer but man, Lex had very little control of how fucked up his life has gotten.

[frownyalfred]

Clark: Kon's not my child! I'm not his father! I had nothing to do with the choice to bring him to the world- my DNA was STOLEN.

Bruce: ...Clark, that... doesn't change anything. I would know.

_

Seriously speaking, how do you feel about that specific aspect of Clark's characterization?

I think he and Bruce have more in common than he realizes, yeah. Both of them had to reckon with a child they didn’t know about. And for both of them, that child wasn’t a baby — Kon and Damian were both older! Already well on their way to being full adults.

But where they diverge is how they step up. I think it was easier for Bruce in many ways, in that he already had raised kids, already had that infrastructure in place both physically and mentally. And while learning so late about Damian was a betrayal by Talia in many ways, they coparent well from a distance — Damian isn’t caught between them often. They are civil. They both want what’s best for him.

Kon is a slightly different story. He was older, his other dad is Lex Luthor and that relationship is absolutely antagonistic. It’s not a betrayal simply because Clark at no point trusted Lex at all. And despite having the ability to do so…he does not react well, in most canon instances, to Kon’s initial appearance. He panics, he rejects him, and he cannot move past the fact that it happened at all. (Again, depends on the canon). Sometimes he recovers, sometimes it takes a while.

But yeah your point about Bruce above is absolutely spot on — it doesn’t matter how it happened, Clark. It just matters that it did. There’s now a kid depending on you. Like it or not. They’re blameless, too — they had no say in the matter either!

I’ve always wanted to write a fic where Bruce talks Clark through that — validates his hurt and still doesn’t allow his best friend to reject an innocent child. But he also lets Clark be human (heh), be vulnerable, be emotional in a space far away from Kon, because that’s important too. He needs to process in order to step up. Bruce had Alfred, and Dick, and other people to help him when Damian popped up. So Clark needs someone too. Expecting him to suck it up and be 100% perfect and accepting about Kon with 0 hesitation isn’t healthy either.

[gender-luster]

BRAINIAC ANON

On one hand, this brainiac is so cunty, he really gave clark a boob window

On the other hand i wanna drop a 1000 degree ball on top of him.

This brainiac is great, i cant wait for him and Lex to meet and reach Peak cunty gay(tm)

welcome back!!

he is soooooo cunty! and boob window clark is absolute peak. but i do think we should drop a 1000 degree ball on him. just because.

on a side note, and speaking of him and lex meeting, since he's kinda lacking a body, and he's obviously not going to be able to stay in clark's body for very long,, i do know a perfectly good body that he could share...

[jackiequick]

The Lucy Kent and Alex Luthor relationship early on has me curious😆 also I’m picturing once she’s with Bruce in the future Lex is gonna be jealous lol

Oh yeah you’re 100 on the nose with that one 😂

Lucy and Lex have a decent amount of time together but it’s actually kinda charming how they treat each other. Being a farm girl and a rich man. It’s also a plus that Lex is friends with Clark, despite Jonathan disapproval of his children near The Luthor family.

When she dates Bruce, it’s kinda Lex’s fault for setting her in that direction towards him 👀 Lex always encouraged Lucy to step outside of Smallville, explore Metropolis with him and etc. so in result she falls in love with the city and often visits with him. Lex often talked about how he didn’t see Gotham City as a nice place to live, how it’s so dark and the people there don’t seem as pleasant as it was.

However Lucy decided to be positive about Gotham over the years, deciding that if she ever got the opportunity she might visit. Load and behold she does indeed go to Gotham, keeping in mind what Lex and her good friend Lois Lane told her about the city, but instead her thoughts were proven kinda wrong that weekend she met Bruce.

Soooo many months later, when Lex saw the paparazzi headlines of ‘Bruce Wayne’s New Lady Friend?’, he almost immediately chocked on his morning coffee seeing his ex-girlfriend with Mr. Wayne 😂

Don’t get me started when she dated Oliver Queen 👀

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[phone4pills]

i’ve never heard of lex carrington but she’s so hot hellllooo

-🎡

ikr it's about time everyone got to know herr !!

[amazingmsme]

how do you think the npmd nerds/whatever hatchetfield characters you’re in the mood to write for, try to like (subtly or not to subtly) hint at wanting tickles 👀

Oh I’m about to go HAM with this one! Buckle in cause I got a feeling it’s gonna be long, but imma try to be succinct. Also: FIRST ASK OF THE YEAR

Grace: will straight up go ask one of her friends to tickle her, the absolute mad woman

Ruth: she’s so damn touch starved so she’s in a lee mood more often than not. She gets more whiny & clingy with her friends & blushes a lot easier than normal

Richie: he cranks up the annoying friend routine up to an 11, teasing Pete & Ruth & cracking stupid jokes. His leg shakes a lot when he’s in a lee mood because he’s got a lot of pent up energy

Peter: stutters a lot & tends to stare at people’s hands a lot. He stretches a lot when he’s in a lee mood. I’m talkin’ arms all the way over his head, back arched, & he makes a high pitched groaning noise just to make sure he gets someone’s attention

Bonus Round! aka everyone else I feel like writing

Max: gets a lot more hyper & rowdy with his friends & tickles them in hopes they’ll get him back

Alice: suffers in silence & acts all grumpy until Deb catches on

Lex: gets real cuddly & clingy with Ethan & not so subtly tries to move his hands to her tickle spots so he’ll “accidentally” brush against a sensitive spot

Ethan: purposefully makes himself all mopey & emo to entice Lex to wreck his shit. Puppy eyes to the max

Paul: clams up, stutters a lot more than usual & jumps at pretty much any sudden movement in his direction & generally is much gigglier than normal

Bill: drops what he thinks are subtle hints & is a lot more affectionate with his coworkers. A hug to Paul or Charlotte, an arm around Ted’s shoulders, ruffles their hair. Is overall very smiley & playful

Charlotte: gets really cuddly & giggly. Usually it’s whenever she’s alone with Ted so she’ll lay in positions where her tickle spots are stretched out & vulnerable & calls his name over & over. Or if he’s really oblivious she gives up & starts a tickle fight

Ted: ASSHOLE TO THE MAX!!! Seriously, when Ted Spankoffski’s in a lee mood, everyone knows about it because he makes it everyone’s problem. He can never bring himself to ask for it, he can’t even admit it to himself that he likes it, so he just becomes So Insufferable until someone decides to do something about it

Tom: doesn’t even realize that’s what he’s been wanting until Becky gently grabs his arm & asks “want me to tickle you?” (He’s been silently staring at the ground and rubbing his neck/scratching his beard for the past 10 minutes)

Becky: she shyly will bring up a memory from high school with Tom & mentions how he used to tickle her. Not near as subtle as she thinks she is, but hey, it always works

Linda: will walk right up to her husband or whoever she’s having an affair with & loudly proclaim “what does a woman have to do around here to be appreciated?” & basically lays on the guilt trip. But what did you expect from miss gaslight gatekeep girlboss herself?

BONUS BONUS!

Dan Reynolds: sneak attacks the news crew to be funny but really he just wants someone to return the favor but no one ever does because he’s THE Dan Reynolds!

[jasontoddsguns]

Does Jasons cock meet Luthors standards?