#ask lex

[sci-fi-lexcon]

—> Lexi being off center 😭

In other words, just trying to stay positive but she often mutters out the most random stuff

Scenario 1

Liane walks in complaining about whatever it is she saw on the media lately as Lexi and the others are trying to have a gentle breakfast. Particularly Lexi, who couldn’t sleep a single wink last night due to her allergies flaring up horribly the previous night, in response she was uncomfortable the entire time.

She loves the blonde to death, but sometimes she wanted to throw a frying pan at her head.

Rochelle noticed her hand twitching and how Lexi’s grip on her glass of ice cold water tighten, like she might crush it.

“Are you okay?” The redhead asked, rubbing her shoulder.

She sighed and grunts with a soft glare, “Peachy..”

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Scenario 2

Sitting in the living room watching a movie. Especially Tangled.

Rick walks in, “Do you think if I throw a car around would that count as a training exercise?”

Liane raise an eyebrow, “The f-!”

“Ooo! Be careful.” Luna says smiling.

Lexi looks up from her laptop and scoffs, “It would count as you ending up behind bars. And, I ain’t paying for your bail.”

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Scenario 3

“You did what?!” Lexi shouted pushing her bangs out of her face and glared.

“It wasn’t my fault!”

“That’s it! I’mma rip that ponytail out!”

The person runs for their life.

“I didn’t know I swear!” She yells back, “I wasn’t thinking straight!”

Lexi runs after them and screamed, “Use that big head of your!”

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Scenario 4

“Do you speak Spanish?” Rick asked casually

Lexi raise an eyebrow, “Yes..?”

“Great. Translate this for me.”

He hands her a note from Rei saying ‘eat shit’ in Spanish. Due to the blonde accidentally destroying the lab again.

She smiled sheepishly, “You don’t want to know..”

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Scenario 5

“I know there is overwhelmed and underwhelmed. But can’t you just be whelmed?” Lexi asked clumsily.

Luna thinks for a moment and shrug, “Uh, I don’t know..oh maybe you can!”

Rick rolled his eyes.

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Scenario 6

“Lexi the cable’s out.” Bruce says softly.

Lexi trying to get the remote control to work and grumbled, “Ugh! What’s wrong with this thing?!”

“Did you hear what I said? The cable’s out.”

“Maybe it needs new batteries..?”

She hits the back of the remote and press the button on the tv to turn it on—but fails! It’s not working.

Bruce pinching the bridge of his nose and snorted at her reaction. He repeats, “Lexi, listen to me carefully. The. Cable. Is. Out.”

It take a moment before her mind clicked onto what he said as her head spinning around to face him.

Her eyes widen as she shouted, “THE CABLE IS OUT?!”

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Let me know what you think 💭

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[vveissesfleisch]

Congrats on becoming a mum <3

aw thank you so much! it’s pretty amazing; definitely the most metal thing ive done so far.

[whump-me-all-night-long]

Can I ask for 9 for Elexandyr, 10 for Ulysses, and 5 for Kristofer :3?

9. How easily does your oc trust others? Any particular reason why? How trustworthy are they themselves?

Lex is like a giant golden retriever, he trusts very easily and if you give him even the smallest reason to, he will trust you wholeheartedly.

10. What are some of your oc’s pet peeves? How do they handle it when the annoyance doesn’t stop?

Captain Hawk doesn't have a whole lot of pet peeves, but one of them is people mouthing off. That doesn't turn out great for Lex, so Hawk will just you know torture discipline him until he learns better.

5. What is your oc’s patience like? When waiting for something, are they able to sit still or do they fidget? How do they fidget?

General Glass / Kris is incredibly patient. He's one of those people that can sit in the exact same position for hours and not grow tired or bored. He doesn't really fidget due to reasons from his childhood.

thanks for the asks!!

[lexstellaris]

Pride asks: 10, 22 :)

Something that gives you gender euphoria (whether you're cis or trans):

Buzzing my hair! :D I love the way it feels and how it looks on me. I always feel so good once I get it done. I'm due for another buzzcut but haven't had the energy/time to go yet, so hopefully tomorrow. I can't do it myself bc eyesight is shit, but it's nice to have someone else do it anyway. It's like a gift to myself. <3

How do you usually celebrate Pride month?

I feel like I'm in a weird place where I get to celebrate Pride Month three times a year lol. bc we get all the Pride stuff happening in March bc of Sydney Mardi Gras, then we get all the June Pride Month stuff, and then we get my own city which does Pride in November. :D

As for how I celebrate, I don't have any set things I do. I have gone to our city's Pride March in the past, but haven't been since the pando struck. Sometimes I'll write self-indulgent queer fic, sometimes I watch queer movies or tv shows, depends what's around at the time and what I have the energy for.

(pride asks! <3)

[vinteraltus]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

(I saw this and promptly forgot about it I'm sorry :c)

my friends! we've known each other for over a decade now, we're ride or dies

my dog! precious angel snorty baby who kicks me in his sleep and has the biggest eyes in the world🥺

the wee-woo show aka 9-1-1 on ABC! I tell people that this show is the one thing keeping me regulated and sane. I'm only partially joking when I say that

bodies of water! idk just being able to walk along a lake or inlet has always been so nice and calming to me

delicious food! maybe I'm only saying this because I'm hungry but having delicious food is such a privilege and makes me happy.

[chaoticbeingbeyondcomprehension]

Is weavile your favorite pokemon?

You'd think so but actually no. My favourite pokemon is Absol. I mean it's litterally called The Disaster Pokémon! I vibe with that on a spiritual level.

[exy-shmexy]

yellow

Color game

Anon you are literally the cutest 🧡

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #16

Mr. Lancer is the brother of Lex Luthor. He never really had an eye for business, or invention, or innovation. He just wanted to be a teacher, spread the good word on literature. Which is the whole reason he had changed his name and moved to the middle of nowhere.

He does not appreciate his brother delivering a package in his door. Not delivering it personally, not even sending a physical person to do a drop off. Just a measly note.

'hold onto this for me - L.L.'

What has Lex ever done for him? Nothing, that's what. So Mr. Lancer does the sensible thing. He opens the box to investigate to find - hardened ectoplasm?

Mr. Lancer knows about Danny and co. Au where Kryptonite is just hardened Ecto and is basically rock candy. Lex sends his brother a shit ton of kryptonite for safe keeping thinking 'he lives in the middle of nowhere what's he gonna do with it?' he feeds it to Danny :)

[frownyalfred]

Clark, in bed, staring at the ceiling: So like, lets say you wanted to do world domination

Bruce, 5 times more awake: What. Do you-

Clark: No, not me. You. How long would that take you?

Bruce, settling into the sheets: Hnnm.

Clark, recognizing a sleepy Bruce, curling around him: Never mind, silly questiom.

Bruce, muffled: ...2 weeks

Clark, blinking: Just two?

Bruce: For the initial take over, 5 months for it to settle.

when Bruce casually discusses world domination: sexy, Clark is interested, no one is worried

when Lex Luthor casually discusses world domination: um hello, Human Resources?!

[misaverawrites]

I sent u a request...

I mean, I’m gonna be honest, I’m working on them haha, just really slow. I promise, they’ll be posted when they’re ready! :)

[sci-fi-lexcon]

=> Rant post 😕🙄

Ok this is probably just me but I HATE having company over.

It is probably how I was raised but still whatever!

This goes for family or friends!

Especially when it’s someone I haven’t seen in years (or only met them once in my lifetime) or worse, they decide to come over with their WHOLE entire family without asking first if that is okay THE F—?! Like dude I never met your wife or husband and kids, never even seen a god damn picture of them.

BETTER YET, never seen them at a family gathering first to get to know what I am dealing with!! 😤

And you expect me to comply, huh?! Like dude I have a life with my own routine and now I have to make room for you to enter my home! Imagine if I had a boyfriend, or my OWN family, they have to comply too?!

So in result I have to change my whole personality and style just to fit a certain mood or standard in your eyes ughhhh! In my house?! Bish no!

Ok look, I get it, if the person is coming over to my place for a visit, like your here for 3-5 hours! That I can 💯 guarantee I can deal with, cause I know by the end of the day—YOUR GONE!

But if you’re staying at my house for a week or so, just thinking me and whoever else living there, would agree to this shit—THEN YOUR MISTAKE!

Like dude does it even process in your head how rude and disrespectful and annoying that sounds?!

Just 📞 like “oh hey my friend or family member, I’mma come over to your house for a few day with my friends or family, okay yeah cool! See you soon!” THE HELL?! 😖

High chance when you come over, you won’t respect my wishes and boundaries either!

Dude where is the passcode to this keypad for you to take a left and exit my door?! Please and thank you 🙏

This so much more I can say to express how I feel about this but I simply don’t have the patience or words to explain it 😞

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Please tell me what you think about this 🤷🏻‍♀️ haha pls like, comment and share if u like

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[vveissesfleisch]

Daniel honestly deserves to be gangbanged by all of his karate boyfriends until he can’t walk. It’s what baby boy deserves ♥️

Truly, anon. Why surround yourself with sexy old & current enemies if not to sex the old & current enemies?

[whump-me-all-night-long]

16, 25, and 30 for lex?

16. How affectionate is your oc? How do they convey their affection? By being touchy, or through more subtle ways?

He's definitely on the more affectionate side! His love language is definitely touch (again, this man is a golden retriever).

25. How stubborn is your oc? Are they open to considering different options or opinions, or are they more closed off?

Lex is somewhat stubborn, but he will listen to other opinions as long as it's not presented in a hostile manner.

30. How caring/empathetic is your oc? Are they the type to immediately adopt and protect others, or are they a true sadist?

He's very caring! He will meet someone and then 5 minutes later be like "if you touch this person i will literally tear you limb from limb"

[lexstellaris]

Did you end up watching the company? I don't have insta so I'll have to wait for Mark/Alex to upload it onto YouTube. From the photos though it looks like everyone had a great time!

I did, yeah! I missed perhaps the first 45 mins or so? But I saw the rest on insta. I had to put insta back on my phone bc live doesn't work on desktop bc ofc it doesn't lol.

But I'm also waiting for the proper upload so I can watch it again and see all the bits I missed. It was great though! Big lore drops! I'm so excited to see where the story goes next! :D

[luludeluluramblings]

Im sad I'm the only still thinking in grampa Luthor & Kent vs Wayne of all the things

Controversial idea:

What if it was Luthor AND Wayne vs Kent instead?

Here me out...

Say, in this universe, Luthor doesn't know Batman is Bruce Wayne. All he knows is his clone/project son got a fellow rich dude's kid pregnant. And, the girl is keeping the baby.

It's such a typical sounding problem, and maybe, just maybe, sparks that whole desire for a legacy and lineage. (He has a daughter, but in this insistence, Conner is technically his son and is having a son. So, he can be a good grandpa and a misogynistic asshole. Yay.)

Rather than team up with the Kents, he teams up with the fellow rich guy. (Bruce hate hate hates it, but he needs allies if he wants to get Reader back.) That mean's they're teaming up to spoil the grandchild. Offering Reader childcare and spa trips. Luthor is running to the press announcing how excited he is for his new grandchild. (He's really just meh about it, but public image is how he gets away with half his shit, so he might as well.)

Now, say the kid looks like him. (Red hair.) All bets are off. He is taking the baby to work. Showing them how to run his empire. Their getting Lex Corp when he dies. (Reader just gets to watch apprehensively, while Conner freaks the fuck out.)

(Which I find hilarious, because Bruce is gonna be all like, "What if I wanted my grandson to inherit my company?" "You already have four sons and whatever you call the others. I call dips.")

Wait... Luthor Yandere for his grandchild while Batfamily is Yandere for Reader... Hmmm... Intresting idea...

[kidicaruslover911]

me this christmas if i don't see mizu, sevika, ambessa, arlecchino, capitano, mavuika, ekko and hobie tied up in birthday suits, oiled up with whipcream, peanut butter and jam under the tree, horned out and ready to have sesbian lex and hetero sex with me

actually fuck them being tied up i need them all pouncing on me NOW and i despise peanut butter