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I LOVE YOU 🫶🫶

( baked potato )

💗💗💗💗💗 Love you too baby !!

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I told you guys I’d bring tik tok back !! Your welcome.

OKAY EVERYONE

I have decided to single-handedly save America !! Let’s kick Trump out and vote me for president.

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OKAY EVERYONE

I have decided to single-handedly save America !! Let’s kick Trump out and vote me for president.

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When I’m bored I go on Snapchat as a last resort. The fact that some of y’all make expose accounts when you get bored is ridiculous. 🤷‍♀️ SPARE ME.

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robot!chris smut 🙁🙏🙏

I’ll consider it…

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does sneakylink!reader ever think about how it’s wrong and try to break it off?

They barely ever communicate outside of sex (bad ik) because they know what they’re doing isn’t right. And Chris might secretly want sneaky link!reader but she’s told him multiple times that she doesn’t want a relationship so he can’t bring himself to break up with his girlfriend.

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https://www.tumblr.com/phone4pills/772936976223567872/why-are-we-romanticizing-cheating-now

people on tumblr are SOO sensitive lately 😀

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I’m not bothered by it !! Everyone has a right to feel offended or upset about things. All I’m saying is that they didn’t have to read it.

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Haha I said I would write it but it took weeks to finish. 🙃 I’m glad someone was excited for it though !

who wrote the fic with taken!chris on the phone with his gf when he was fucking another girl

I've never read it! But please, for the love of God, someone send it to me bc I wanna read it so bad. *biting on my fist while typing this*

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why are we romanticizing cheating now 😃

I don’t condone cheating. It’s not real (fan fiction) and if you don’t want to read it you don’t have to. If it upset you, you shouldn’t have read it. Especially because the title at the top tells you what’s going to be in the story. I’ll make sure to add trigger warnings more clearly next time if it upset you.

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taken!chris fucks reader while he’s on the phone with his gf 😊

felt freaky might delete after

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DONEEEE

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𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏!chris plans a date with his girlfriend while fucking you

“So… pizza?” He questioned, one hand holding the phone to his ear while he used the other to give his length a few strokes. Chris had you on both knees with your head down on the pillow and he loved nothing more than the arch in your back as you waited impatiently for him to give you what you wanted.

Chris’ girlfriend hummed over the phone, talking about her unfinished makeup and how she’d be ready by 7. Well one of you would finish by 7. Funny. You had no time to laugh, no air as you buried you face in the silk of the cushion when Chris pushed into you, burying himself in your heat. The stretch was undeniable. “Fuckk…” Your moans were muffled as his hand came lever your ass, thumb stroking up and down. The cold sensation of his bracelet lingered on your skin. He tutted. “Yeah yeah whatever. Gonna uber?”

You couldn’t hear the other end very well; too lost in the fog of the moment. You knew it didn’t mean much to Chris, he was getting more later tonight from his girl anyway but you’d been needed someone who could do you right. And Chris Sturniolo was the only man that knew where to hit hard, where to grab you, where to kiss, where to make you feel so much pleasure you’d end up in tears.

After hanging up, Chris focused of his attention onto you. Hitting even deeper to chase after the relief he’d been needing all week. His girlfriend wouldn’t drop this whole ‘promise ring’ thing and he was tired of making excuses for not buying one. But he wasn’t going to get her one any time soon either. Was she really worth it?

The more he thought about it, the faster he went in an attempt to kick all of it out of his mind. And the way your ass bounced when he sunk in made it easy to forget all of it. “So fuckin’ pretty.” He whispered, knowing you were already on edge. Knowing that a little praise would help you reach your climax. You came hard, spilling all over his cock. So much so that Chris couldn’t hold his own release in any longer, flooding your own cum back into you with his own.

He planted a kiss on your lower back, admiring you for a mere second before getting up. He hated staying after sex, always making it his priority to leave quickly. So he grabbed his phone and called his girlfriend once more. “Change of plans. I’m gonna take a shower and pick you up.”

short one for a request !! I swear I’ll put my taglist to use eventually for actual fanfics but no taglist for blurbs. also I’ll update my masterlist but you can find way more in my ‘bundles’ post based off of my aus. thank you for readingg !

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stop talking to me I can’t breathe

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OKAY BUT IT LOOKS SEXY IN THE OTHER TIK TOK

They all looked so hot in their suits and all … but can we talk about Matt’s fuck ass hair ??? LIKE BRO IT LOOKS LIKE ROBLOX HAIR 😭😭😭

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jack harlow didn’t abuse anyone 😭 yall are thinking of bazzi

NO NOT BAZZIIIIIII 😔😔 I didn’t know

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https://www.tumblr.com/phone4pills/772593782808018944/why-is-chris-in-a-suit-giving-me-major-jack-harlow

didn’t he abuse someone

idk that would be a shame because he seems like a nice guy but I guess they all seem nice at first

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https://www.tumblr.com/phone4pills/772593782808018944/why-is-chris-in-a-suit-giving-me-major-jack-harlow

dont do this to me i fuckin LOVE jack harlow

he cool he cool but I haven’t heard much of him recently