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phone4pills · 7 hours ago
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wait so does robot!chris have like real skin and hair?
yes ma’am 😉
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phone4pills · 7 hours ago
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OMG WAIT so when robot!chris and nerd!reader goes in public everybody thinks that he’s just a human?? i just realised that
yeahh, she’s the only one who knows! 🤐😉
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phone4pills · 8 hours ago
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I asked a lot of stuff already (I think), I'm just so involved in this AU😔 I asked abt freaky robot!chris, robot!chris being similar to cats, nerd!reader not having many friends, and some other stuff
You're so creative for thinking abt this AU! Can I be 🦔anon if u don't mind, sweetie?
oh yes, my love! I’ll add you to the list rn.
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phone4pills · 8 hours ago
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if nerd!reader had like makeup or anything and wanted to do his makeup for funsies would they be able to or would it like damage anything
yes, she’s be able to do his makeup for fun. as long as she was extra careful with not getting the mascara anywhere inside his eyes! but otherwise it’d be all safe. I’ll keep this idea in my list 😉
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phone4pills · 8 hours ago
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godd robot!chris is so adorable. i also lovee your writings so muchh😭😭
do we think robot!chris is actually afraid of the thought of being turned off? likee, does he actually “feel” weird or scared when nerd!reader tells him that she can just turn him off?
(i hope you understood me lmao, my english can be so bad sometimes)
don’t worry, your English is great! but shhh, you have to be stalking me because I’m working on an angst fic about this. sometimes nerd!Reader says it as a joke but at some point it hits him a little harder. be patient with me, it’ll be out as soon as possible 😭😔
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phone4pills · 8 hours ago
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how does robot!chris talk? I can't imagine him using slangs
yeah, he doesn’t really use many slang terms unless he’s picked them up through nerd!Reader. in terms of his voice, he sounds like a human. and his words do flow nicely they don’t sound like Siri or really generated. he doesn’t stutter though, unless he’s buffering for some reason.
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phone4pills · 8 hours ago
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hi again lmao, random, but i sent in the soft/skin thing ask+haircut prompt, i think id just get an… emoji?😇😇😇 if you do them, and it isn’t taken, can i be🐇?
omg of course! I’ll add you to my anons list.
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phone4pills · 8 hours ago
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I can imagine robot!chris arguing with the tv when like netflix glitches or something and you have to stop him from literally breaking the tv (p.s robot!chris has been on my mind all day help hes hacked into my brain)
oh absolutely, usually he’s got quite a slow temper but nothing pisses him off more than when he’s invested in a show and the tv decides to glitch.
“it was getting to the good part! c’mon, not the time bud.” Chris shook his head, hitting the remote against the sofa as the loading screen appeared on the tv. you’d never seen him so riled up before.
all of a sudden, he rose from his place on the couch, advancing towards the device, threatening to give it ‘a piece’ if it kept acting up. you giggled, wiping your eye before getting up. “hey, relax! if you break the tv, you’re getting a job and paying for it.” Chris pouted, pushing the remote towards your chest and storming out of the room.
“the thing keeps taunting me. glitching every minute.” you were blown away, considering Chris glitched all the time this wasn’t exactly right of him. however, you waited for the screen to load quietly, almost forgetting about the boy completely until the episode finally started playing again.
and then he walked back in, throwing himself on the sofa next to you and laying his head in your lap, arms crossed and all.
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phone4pills · 8 hours ago
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robot!chris is so cute for liking cuddles 😔
he kinda reminds me of cats for some reason(even tho he's afraid of them)
hehe, he hates those little furry beasts. apart from the single cat that sometimes swanks into your garage and takes any food you have left.
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I think he likes it because it looks like him a little bit. but he keeps his distance, only ever stroking it when it’s not looking and even that takes a lot of courage.
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phone4pills · 8 hours ago
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i just had a raaaandom fluff vision. imagine robot!chris asking if you’d cut his hair, and hesitantly you’d say yes, mainly because you don’t know anything about cutting hair. but, since he’s a robot, he tries to instruct you on how to cut correctly, and he ends up looking so cute!!
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aww, I can imagine the smile on his face when he finally sees his hair dried in the mirror. he’s tired but so happy, especially when you kiss all over his face and tell him how handsome he looks. 🤗😔
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phone4pills · 9 hours ago
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how freaky is robot!chris?
he’s not very freaky AT ALL, he doesn’t really care about sex. he’ll do it to please you but he’s not bothered about pleasing himself because he doesn’t really have a craving for it the way humans do.
that doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy doing it with you, of course it’s nice to be intimate with you and be close to you but he never asks for it personally. to be fair, I think he actually prefers cuddling and talking to you.
I guess that might also mean he’s not opposed to trying different things with you.
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phone4pills · 9 hours ago
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okay i’m here from the softness thingy!! thank u btw, i just have another question lol. is his movements also smooth like human? or is he a little stiff, or both (on occasion)?
hey again! he moves like humans do, only freezing up once in a while but if you didn’t know he was a robot you wouldn’t suspect a thing. he’s very human-passing.
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phone4pills · 9 hours ago
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i have a question considering robot!chris!! i love him btw
is his “skin” or body soft? like as a normal human, you’re kinda soft, but is he as well, since he has the heating thing? thank uuu<33
yeah, he skin is pretty soft! especially since he doesn’t sweat so not many germs build up on his skin and he doesn’t grow hair on his body, there’s only really hair on his head and face that nerd!Reader sewed on when she made him.
when you touch it, it vibrates very lightly and if you listen super close there is a low buzzing because of the electricity in him. it’s quite soothing and yeah it makes him warm to touch.
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phone4pills · 9 hours ago
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Would robot!Chris have malfunctions like if he's grabbing something and his hand just gets suck
I would compare it to whiplash. like you know when you turn your head really fast and get dizzy? reach something too quick and your hand cramps up? then, yeah he can get that and you gotta give him a nudge to get him back up and running.
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phone4pills · 10 hours ago
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does nerd!reader has any other friends besides robot!chris? She seems so lonely 😔
of course! through high school she wasn’t very talkative but college sprouted loads of new relationships for her. they aren’t mentioned often but they might make appearances soon.
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phone4pills · 11 hours ago
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Hiiiii🫶🏾🫶🏾
💀 identity crisis? you’re a different account every day.
ANYWAYS, hi ☺️
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phone4pills · 12 hours ago
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wait so does robot!chris have like a built in dildo or am i just slow like can you change it or what
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you guys are making my head hurt, nerd!Reader is freaky. but not that freaky. he has a dick, it works like any other man’s. nothing else.
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