#let’s say that
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machiavelli · 9 months ago
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You know shit is bad when I’m drinking choccy milk sitting on the floor
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eyra · 1 year ago
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I just finished Beneath a Big Blue Sky, and I had to run here and tell you how it filled my heart. It was completely uplifting to read your words as they so wonderfully described a summer in the country: the changing of the season; the light on the fell; the sounds of the quiet (which is never truly quiet). And to witness as Sirius falls in love with it all too? I'm jealous of him! It was fab start to finish - thank you for sharing it with us!
P.S. please tell me the rare-breed at Beech Hall Farm were herdys? Can you imagine? Snuffles as a herdy?! Deceased.
Thank you for this lovely message! I will never ever get tired of describing the English countryside so I’m glad it worked for you here 🌾🌿🌞
So I must confess that the sheep at Beech Hall Farm are a bit of a nebulous, undefined mix - obviously I’m most used to seeing Swaledales which are so cute and lovely but black Swaledales are incredibly rare and I needed something that a) lambs a bit later, b) usually just has the one lamb and c) could realistically bring in An Amount of money with their wool - so a certain amount of imagination is required…
Fully support the theory that they’re Herdwicks though.
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There he is 🙇‍♀️ x
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thecloudstan · 7 months ago
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OH, MY!!!! Little Miss Cloud is quite bold in this AU. 😳🤭😍 I've been dying to see another WIP with Rufus in it!!! My, my, my, he's such a gentleman here. 🤩But ooooh, the preview just had to end before the flirty/steamy stuff happens. 😂
Aahhh, yes, sorry to cut out the goodies! I’m trying so hard not to spoil when I share things 😂 I was either going to share this part or the part right after, but not both. Because I am full of only Evil(tm).
Yes, yes, Rufus the gentleman…haha…ha
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vacantgodling · 2 years ago
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time to use the Water Hack
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hawkeabelas · 2 months ago
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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
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koobiie · 9 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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teffiebell · 8 months ago
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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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paintedcrows · 3 months ago
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued
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s-aint-elmo · 6 months ago
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pass it on!
(ID in alt text)
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lgbtlunaverse · 9 months ago
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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ejsuperstar · 7 months ago
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Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.
You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too
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darksouls2yuri · 7 months ago
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hey is it okay if i eat my nature valley oats and honey granola bar here. yeah its the kind that comes as a two pack and immediately disintegrates into millions of annoying crumbs. its okay my ants that follow me everywhere will eat them. youll have ants now though.
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aniisol · 3 months ago
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mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest
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