#let him have a belly

[aptericia]

[tags from @dazzlerazz reading: “#this is me with osvald ot2 #I actually got a convo between him and partitio about osvald's body type and how in-shape he is #I just elect to believe that isn't true #osvald's got a belly for SURE #he's my blorbo I make the rules #reblog #fandom stuff”]

you’re so real for this. Personally I can see Ozzy being in shape due to being forced to mine for five years, but he also 100% deserves a belly.

What really gets me is that TEMENOS has visible abs if you class him as an Arcanist??? Mr. Temenos “physical labor never really agreed with me” Mistral??? The guy who sits around reading histories or whatever all day??? The guy who can’t do more than 1 damage with a staff by the end of the game???

[kensatou]

being soooo terribly normal about the high socks (© mitsuyama takahiro, suga satoshi, ohyama takahiro)

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i think its insane that bmo is getting a preschool show. i know hes made to take care of kids but every bmo episode is like

"bmo kills his sibling on his birthday and has to deal with th trauma all on his own forever"

or "bmo is lost in the woods and watching his own biological clock tick away he cant protect the baby he found he cant protect the man he just fell in love with and then his fiance is killed in front of him by the people he promised would protect him"

and "bmo and his reflection just established that they love each other, but they dont love each other more than freedom, now bmo's trapped in the mirror dimension while he and his reflection try to either kill one another or destroy any means of escape"

like i cnat stress enough. every bmo episode is like this. bmo noire, guardians of sunshine, orb, they are all like this. the only lighthearted bmo episodes are president porpoise and always bmo closing, and even president porpoise has bmo forcing dark shit into the game. him and ice king are like yay yay yay little colorful submarine trip:) and then bmo is like SOLDIER WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF AIR AND THE ENEMIES AR E SHOOTING.AT US WE ARE. DYING I WILL GET YOU HOME TO THE KIDS YOU SPEAK OF SO FONDLY

like, i dont think preschool kids cant have a host like bmo i just think its insane. if they strip all the darkness from his character he'd be so weird. hes a sad traumatized little guy. hes cute and sweet and hes good at taking care of kids, but every bmo episode in advtime proper is dark and wild

[eddiemunson-reader-shame]

Eddie Munson would dead ass be a chubby chaser that’s it that’s the post.

[bunnies-and-sunshine]

I'm a big boy!

Amos was super proud of being able to touch the bottom of the coffee table. I didn't have the heart to tell him that Naomi can rest her chin on top of that same table. 😅

[in-tua-deep]

Great news: womble is Babie

[raayllum]

me knowing in my heart of hearts that callum is going to play right into aaravos' hands next season and it's going to involve the cube somehow and it's going to be on rayla's behalf

[peaches2217]

I have so many varied and fun WIPs I could work on but my brain continues to scream “BE WEIRD ABOUT CHILDBIRTH! SURELY YOU WON’T WEIRD ANYONE OUT IF YOU KEEP WRITING ABOUT CHILDBIRTH!” and I’d like it to sTOP

[superaquafishy]

Mortarion should be fat.

He should be a big ol' chubby boi with little wings that fly him around like a magical fairy of death.

[sorceressrinoa]

forgot to post him but we took in a new cat........ this is sandylion he was hanging outside our apartment and being disgustingly friendly. he is the softest man in the world

[winnie-the-monster]

This shouldn’t hurt me as much as it does 😭😭😭💔💔💔

[quietwingsinthesky]

im going to lay here and think about pond family cuddle piles until i fall asleep

[askbloatedbellyblog]

I loved your tierlist of genshin characters burps!! But can you explain why Itto is so high on the tierlist?

So I'll do burp canons for this since I've had a few requests for Itto.

There's a few reasons why I think Itto would be so high on the list.

First off, we already know that Itto is a big eater, having challenged Yae to a ramen eating competition despite being allergic to the tofu. With it making him sick, I'm sure that Itto would have dealt with all different kind of burps.

Itto is also an Oni, wild and barbaric, and I think that comes into his burps just as much as anything he does. Lastly, Itto is a show off, both to everyone and especially his gang and tries to impress them as much as he can, even if they know better (see the latest Beetle Battle Event nodding for an indication).

Why does that all matter? Well let me give you a few reasons.

If there's anything to have learned about Itto, is that he'll like to throw an event for really any reason, especially if it's a chance to party or show off. So because he's had a drum along festival, a test of courage, now a beetle battle, and all kinds of crazy antics, it's definitely within the realm of possibility that Itto would throw some kind of Burp themed event too like the "The Almighty Arataki Bodacious Bare Bellied Belch Bonanza!" where everyone has to compete on their level and style of burps. I could even see it being a judged competition between two different sides each round as it goes elimination style. He could eat or burp on command and potentially blow some people away. He's the type that would have that skill and love showing it off. I do know some sort of event like this would both attract several people (I like the idea that this happens in the center of Ritou as their biggest event yet especially since I could see Ayato wanting to help) and yet it being so loud that during some of the burps of the event that birds go flying from being disturbed. I wouldn't say no to their being an eating portion that goes along with it that might be used as an excuse to help with everyone's burps.

He'd also be the type that with his gang he'd endorse burps between them as they laze about, encouraging his subordinates to participate and trying to tell them how to do it better but ultimately giving terrible instructions with no one able to match his prowess (Poor Shinbu though since she does have manners). Incomprehensible instructions like "You just got to feel the gas in you and the stew and then FEEL it and then it comes up and just got to open your mouth, let that pressure build, you got it!"

And then he'll laugh when only a tiny burp comes out from them.

I do think that Itto can burp on command fairly easily and is probably pretty gassy in general. I think he's also the type that because he's just gassy in general, he'd be the kind that may talk for a while and then just accidentally burp mid sentence or have to pause to swallow it down. Most of those are fairly soft but he can save up his stomach gas for some powerfully strong belches that surprise everyone and make everyone in the vicinity stop and look to find the source. He might have to be careful because if he's not careful, is burps might give away his position to the Tenryou Commission if he's too strong about it.

Most of his burps would be loud and wet, with lots of oof behind them, as I think he's proud of the noise. He's also one that would burp after the end of a big meal as a way to show his satisfaction. He's one that would lean back, pat his belly, burp for a solid minute and say "Ooo yeah that hit the spot. That grub was amazing! Kudos to the cook! Do you want to join my gang? No, there's no pay..."

However, when he's really pushing it, like when Itto is busy eating 30 bowls of ramen again (with or without tofu), his burps would probably change to softer intermediate burps where he's trying to get more room. They are more guttural, from down below and may even do a shake after eating to make more room or to feel the release of tension. Once he really gets up there, he might do the really sick style burp of burping into his fist to try to hold down whatever food he has while getting the gas out. I also think once he has a big meal or wins an eating contest with legitimately or with false bravado, he'd pat his belly with both hands and rub it quickly and burp loud and long and ask "How was that? Pretty good, if I do say so myself. No one can beat the burping champion, the one and oni Almighty Arataki Itto! HAHA! BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP. See what I tell ya."

Also because of his singing and rap skills, I think it's very possible for Itto to burp as part of his beat boxing or to sing out notes, though possible that may happen on accident. I don't know if they have karaoke, but him reaching a high note after a night of beer and snacks and chowing down and it coming out as an epic belch, is exactly something that would happen with him.

This is just the beginning of different scenarios with him, and many of them silly because that's just how he is. One last one I could see is that he has to roar to be intimidating and might keep trying and then it accidentally comes out as a burp. Or that I also think he would show of his burps to the kids just as much as his card games and beetles.

[sufferingbooknerd]

Neil Druckman I swear to god if you recreate either of these concept arts in the show you’ll be personally paying for 50% my therapy

The other 50% will be equally divided between Bella Ramsey, Shannon Berry (or whoever plays Abby, she’s my best guess) and Pedro Pascal because I already know they are going to do phenomenal

[stinkrascal]

i rlly did open ts4 and said “i’ll just close my eyes for a bit” then took a 3 hr nap. huh

[politoad]

booooo whyd they have to make kafka snatched now!! let a man in his thirties be strong w a belly booooo