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true queer pain
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had a dream last night about don quixote as a ff14 catboy and i've become obsessed i HAD to make him real. when you see his name you will understand. i had to do this. I Had To
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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!
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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]
it’s defrosting
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just asked the barista for a “12 inch” latte rather than “12 ounce” latte, tried to correct myself, and did it again.
I’m alive awake alert enthusiastic today, clearly
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You know what since I’ve got a ton of new followers because my post on puberty blockers took off and people apparently want to see me rant, I’m gonna get up on my soapbox for a PSA for tumblr’s aging userbase.
Do not! Get! A Medicare Advantage plan!
Tell your parents not to get one. Tell your aunts and uncles not to get one. Tell your friends not to get one.
Why is that, you might say? Kouri, what is a Medicare Advantage plan, you might say?
tl;dr Medicare is the government healthcare plan for Americans of a certain age or with certain disabilities. It is owned, administered, and operated by the government. You are entitled, if you wish, to outsource your Medicare and have your policy run by a commercial group, such as United HealthCare, Cigna, Aetna, et cetera.
Here’s how it works: For everyone who signs up for, say, a plan that rhymes with Figna Medicare Advantage, Medicare gives Figna a certain amount of money and says ‘use this to take care of this patient’.
You can see where this is going, right? Figna says ‘sure boss! *wink nudge*’ and then shoves as much of that money into their own pockets as possible, and they do that by finding excuses to NOT pay for your medical care.
Medicare Advantage plans are pushed and marketed heavily. They’ll call you. They’ll set up stands in your PCP office to try to encourage you to buy in. They will say things like ‘with Medicare, you have to pay a 20% coinsurance, but with us you only have a 10% coinsurance’ and completely neglect to tell you that having a smaller coinsurance only matters if they approve the fucking care that you need, which often they won’t (while Medicare would have) and if your doctors are willing to accept it, which often they don’t (while they do accept Medicare).
Is Medicare perfect? Absolutely not! I've got my share of bones to pick with them. But simply put:
Medicare is government administered. It is a service. It costs the government money, which is why the GOP is always trying to cut funding to it. Medicare Advantage is corporately administered. It is supposed to make money. Which gives them incentives to deny your care and fuck you over that Medicare simply does not have.
Do not. Get. A Medicare Advantage Plan.
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The one negative thing I'll say about my Bluesky experience so far is that posts with any kind of traction end up flooded with replies repeating your own post back to you in slightly different words, framed as though they're conveying new information, and my energy for puzzling out "is this a bot or just a person who doesn't understand how conversation works" is effectively zero – I'm blocking on sight at this point.
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what do those orca whales have against sonic anyway
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SON MISTAKE: In teaching my cat son boy the command "out"- intended to mean, "emerge from the enclosed space"- I have unwittingly trained him to understand that if I open a box, cupboard, cabinet, or fridge in his presence, he need only rush inside and stay there, firmly planted with his wide wet baby eyes, and he will surely be granted the opportunity to earn a delightful little treat
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hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up
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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
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I have a pair of headphones with three settings: "noise cancelling", "normal", and "transparent", and when you press the button to toggle through them a woman's voice announces which mode you're in now. I will admit it feels really good when she says "normal". Sometimes I put the headphones on just to hear her say "normal" in my ear
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