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Because it’s this week!!
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Who wants to see how the previous owners of my house plugged in the microwave
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For requests: Matilda and silver. Idk what theyre doing but theyre having fun. 👍
it would be fun for matilda
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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
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Sexy James Sunderland isn't real, he can't hurt you
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too weak, didn't fight
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and everytime we punch i get this feeling and everytime we hit i swear i can fly. cant you feel my heart beat fast? im gonnna beat your ass. gonna end your lifeee
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My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”
I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.
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