#WHY AM I LIKE THIS

[glazedsnail]

To then NOT EVEN INCLUDE THAT ORIGINAL IDEA.

I swear to all the gods, the original thought will not be included. It's the whole reason this fanfic exists in the first place. And it's not even gonna be mentioned. Honestly. What the heck.

*writing 5k of lead in to get to the original idea that kickstarted this fanfic*

[a-delicious-victorian-child]

Music is the only thing keeping me going 😔

[notaeldritchmoth]

More vittorino posting. Who’s suprised. I promise I draw other things. I’ve made so much ghost band art recently and maybe I’ll post it too

[imlchn]

okay, so, the way i love this man is indescribable, i see him and i cry because he's not mine, i can't even watch videos with his children in a normal way without making me wanna cry, like, bro tf is wrong w me i just love him so much that it's not funny anymore and it's like, not only do i like him but it's also like i consider him a father figure so FUCKKKKK i just wanna cry

[woods-and-adlers-left-hand-dude]

Or when you made a bestie because you obsessed over the same people but for a couple of years had different interests,then all of a sudden you see them obsessing over the same person.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Stupid fucking hat twins.

Villanelle should steal both those chapeaux. Most pro-social thing she could do.

[woods-and-adlers-left-hand-dude]

"where's the rest of ya"

HES BALDING!!!

He's still hot as fuck though

[mstarcreates]

Special: The Hunter Vanguard’s Guide on How to Ruin a Suit

AN: remember to scroll to the bottom for a special treat!

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Crow groaned in frustration as he fumbled with a long strip of fabric, trying for what seemed like the millionth time to get it right. He untied the knot again, making the swift determination that—if they still existed—he’d have made a poor sailor. This was not his thing. Guns, definitely. Knives, absolutely. But ties? Not so much.

Naturally, Cayde chose that exact moment to come into the room and lean on the doorway. He was already dressed to the nines, his suit perfectly pressed and tailored in all the right ways. The Exo Hunter looked as sharp as one of his many knives and Crow would bet that he had a few tucked away on his person somewhere.

Those would be fun to find later.

“Need some help there, Bright Eyes?” He asked, his tone full of amusement.

“Yes, please for the love of the Traveler, I cannot get this stupid thing right!” He let his hands fall to his sides. Cayde walked up to him, their bodies mere inches apart as he straightened the tie out.

He worked quietly as his fingers moved in quick, sure movements. Once the knot was secure, Cayde pushed it up, his eyes finally meeting Crow’s again with a knowing look.

Crow’s face heated a little under the male’s gaze, it was like he could read his every thought. Or maybe it was written on his face and Crow would just have to accept that he’d be shit at poker as well. “Where uh…where did you learn to do that?”

“Haven’t you learned anything about me?” Cayde replied, that easy smile gracing his face. “There’s no fun in bein’ predictable, Crow. That’s why they call me—”

“A Wildcard, I know. You’ve only told me half a dozen times.”

“And I’ll tell you a half dozen more, till it sticks in that pretty little head of yours.”

“Cayde?”

“Hmm?”

“You haven’t let go of the tie.” Crow reminded him softly.

“I know.” Then he gripped it tighter and used it to pull Crow into a searing kiss.

[sparklypeanutruins]

Yeah no😃👍

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[bluegirldreams]

[uzguncilek]

Hi cutie

[kyofloral]

[swansdiary]

i love being sensitive. i love feeling love and giving it to others. i cannot imagine a day when i'm not feeling all my emotions with such primal rawness.

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

[bloodlustwarrior]

Anniflamma you doomed the fandom./JOKE!

ALL ART BELONGS TO NEAL ILLUSTRATOR ON YT!!!

Why do I do this....