#WHY AM I LIKE THIS

[ladyofthebubblingblacklake]

In my case because I decided I needed to start at the "beginning" 😂

Edit Note: I'm really amazed by how much love this post got. Guess it just shows we're all in the same boat. I do have other humorous writing memes on this tumblr under the same tag, if you're interested. Never give up writing! ❤️

Edit Note 2: I can't believe this has reached 25,000+ notes. Been on tumblr for ten years (different account) and nothing like this has ever happened before. Thank you! 😊

[darthakurei]

Okay so please tell me there are others out there who have the hots for monolithians in S.T.A.L.K.E.R?

My SO has been a huge fan ever since he was little, he sometimes used to cosplay as a loner while playing airsoft so of course I got a little familiar with the game after all these years. I used to watch him play Anomaly a lot and those lunatics' voices were the first thing that stuck with me. It's so fucking HOT I'm not joking 😭

2 weeks ago I decided to try the games then as everyone else (I think), I also tried Anomaly which is currently my favourite modded version. I was like might as well understand these hotties so I looked up their lines with translations and it MADE IT EVEN WORSE 🤣 Idk what's wrong with my head to find a brainwashed terminator soldier come towards me calling me a worm and saying I will be eradicated lol it's the voice 100% because the first version they had is not so good imo. #1 enemies so far with mercs as #2, I love a good fight.

Anyway the next thing that made it worse is fucking Faust and Strider in HoC. Especially Faust with the Engilsh voice. Damn 🔥

Also I'm possibly an awful person for this but when Strider turns into that terminator of a soldier again with those creepy eyes, made me weak in the knees. Like I feel so sorry for him but I also find him fucking attractive like that 😭 and I hate violence irl

Pls don't hate me lol

[thewhorehome2]

Literally they be like "you can beat me up, kidnap me, rape me, I will live happily in your basement" and I'll reply "I mean....or we can cuddle if you want I promise I won't be mad if you don't really wanna have sex"

[imaginate-with-me]

Imagine: Jin’s door slamming shut, hands trembling as he shakes out a cigarette. He winces, the lighter clicking once… twice…

“Fuck…!” He hisses, a flame finally lingering long enough for him to light his cigarette.

His breath is rough as he thinks back to that stupid transfer. His eyes shut and all he can picture is your smile, your laugh, your love… and none of it is ever expressed to him.

How stupid of him to believe that you were different. Sure, he wasn’t great at expressing himself… but you always stuck around so he thought… he stupidity thought… that maybe you… you…

“Jin…” you called, voice echoing in the halls.

He dropped his cigarette, reaching out to lock the door, lock his heart from anymore pain… but you came bursting through, that stupid look on your face.

“Hey! If you saw Luca and I in the kitchen, you could have said something! Luca was telling me about Victoria sponge cake and we were trying to make it!”

Your constant chatter about that transfer was really getting on Jin’s nerve. He briskly turned, hands balled into fists as he tried to tune you out.

“…and then Luca dropped the flour! So that’s why-”

“…p…ge…t…”

“Huh? What’d you-”

“Shut up! Get the fuck out!” Jin snapped. You’d never seen Jin lose his cool like that, especially not directed at you.

“Haha… you don’t really mean that… urk!” You began, trying to approach him playfully, when suddenly you felt the cool blade of a sword against your neck. Jumping back, your eyes widened at the slight feeling of blood welling up at the shallow cut.

Jin had only meant to scare you… he hadn’t realized how close you’d gotten. He already was in a bad mood, but seeing you on the floor, your eyes looking at him in fear… and the icy king had never felt so deflated.

But he doubled down, kicking you out with a glare.

“Tch,” he clicked. He didn’t like you looking at the transfer student like that… but he never wanted to hurt you… for you to look at him like that…

Feelings… “pain in the ass…” he grumbled.

Jin always thought the day he let his guard down would be when Hell froze over… but right now, all that was freezing was his heart…

[aghostling]

sorry, but that's literally Freud's theory of narcissism.

“Some people aren’t loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty.”

— Unknown

[psychotichicc]

[888binisha]

[ghostlyredreaper]

Is it just me or is Oryx's voice In Heresy just... Good? Like in Destiny 1 he still had that dark inhumane voice that just fits him but now? Like the first time I heard it I legit had my mouth fall open and went "Hold up... Why he kinda hot?" And now I'm questioning everything! Why does Oryx echo have such a hot voice?! PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT ALONE IN THIS!!!

[bipolargreen]

Finding more of these just made my morning better 😂😂😂

happy late valentines day! here's some of these dumb bitches as a gift <3

[kriz-smthn]

[l0tt1ee]

[uzguncilek]

Hi cutie

[tailorofdeath13]

the fuck you just made me read with my own eyes and why am i crying. this fandom will be the death of me, my heart can only take so much.

a jegulus fic idea.

regulus falls in love with James in every universe, and in every universe, he dies. except he's cursed - cursed to remember every night at the astronomy tower, and cursed to remember every time he's died. in every universe, regulus doesn't get James, not forever. sometimes he thinks that the ones where James doesn't love him back are better.

except one day, one time, after endless timelines and never being able to stop it, James remembers.

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[tylers-breaks]

[kyofloral]