#WHY AM I LIKE THIS

[red-lights-of-doooooom]

perhaps it's because of the underlying fear that this could be your last drive. like you're just driving through the forest and since you're afraid to stop your car for anything you just turn to the person next to you and say:

"hey ron, i've been fucking your sister, and also i know who killed your mom."

There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night

[starlight-insomniac]

klance be like:

[skark-ingoing-insane]

2 out of _ Sudden quality change, LET'S GO! I put a bit more effort in this one. Part 1 here

[imlchn]

okay, so, the way i love this man is indescribable, i see him and i cry because he's not mine, i can't even watch videos with his children in a normal way without making me wanna cry, like, bro tf is wrong w me i just love him so much that it's not funny anymore and it's like, not only do i like him but it's also like i consider him a father figure so FUCKKKKK i just wanna cry

[adlers-left-hand-dude]

Or when you made a bestie because you obsessed over the same people but for a couple of years had different interests,then all of a sudden you see them obsessing over the same person.

[sabrinawitcher]

Hazel?

Hazel: "Oh, come on you can't hate him forever! He's a baby."

Dev: "I think I can... hairnet..."

*The both of them unload their packages from the moving van.*

Dev: "I didn't come from a prestigious school to be on diaper duty..."

Hazel: "My brother used to not like me, when I was a baby.... since I always got in his way... but... he took it to far when we were five. We were both playing chase when he ran somewhere I couldn't find him. I'd looked for a good hour, until I cried. " *She sniffed continuing the story*

"My parents scolded me thinking I lost him. The police showed to our driveway and searched all over. They couldn't find him. I worried so badly, that I didn't wanna lose anyone again. My parents left to search town with the police, but before they did. He totally fake cried! He blamed me for losing him!! So, I was punished for it, they wouldn't listen to my side of things. So, from then on... I always stuck by you because I didn't wanna lose you."

*Dev paused on the box of plates, and quickly rushed to Hazel's side, crouching down to hold her steady.*

Dev: "Listen, you will never lose me... ok? Don't you dare say that! I love you! You're my childhood friend. Look, I may hate Timmy... but that wouldn't mean I'd scar him like your brother did you. you're my.... m-my girlfriend!"

Hazel: "G-girlfriend?"

Dev: "You know, a girl who's your friend?"

*Hazel sunk a bit but nodded. She wanted something more but this would have to do.*

Dev: "I can't promise I'll be nice to Timmy but if it makes you stop crying... I'll kill for Timm-"

*Creak!*

*Hazel and Dev both turned around to a young Timmy, peering behind the stack of boxes. Timmy immediately blushed, tripping over the boxes, his knee scraped.*

Hazel: "It's ok, I got-"

Dev: "No, let me..."

*Dev carried a sobbing Timmy to the house next door. He had forgotten about the fragile plates, but he didn’t care.*

Timmy: "I'm sorry... I'll do bette-"

*Dev set Timmy down onto the couch propping his knee up, softly shushing him before introducing himself and Hazel. Both had chatted with Timmy for hours before eventually walking back to move things in with Cosmo's help.*

Dev: "I gotta admit Timmy. Your dad is pretty strong!" *Dev jokes, playfully flexing his muscles.*

Hazel: "Your mother is also pretty flexible. I might have to steal her away!"

Timmy: "Are you two dating?"

Wanda: "Timmy!"

Dev: "Nah, it's fine... let's just say that me and her might get married soon... shh..." *He quietly whispered to Timmy before playfully booping his nose.*

Timmy: "Wow! I wanna see soon! I'll be there, I promise!"

Hazel: "I thought you hated kids..."

Dev: "I was a kid once... so, I gotta start somewhere..."

*Dev and Hazel would realize how lucky they were to be with a god-kid, neighbor and prophecy child.*

[notaeldritchmoth]

More vittorino posting. Who’s suprised. I promise I draw other things. I’ve made so much ghost band art recently and maybe I’ll post it too

[lavendercoconuts]

i'm actually so tired of all of this FAT hanging off of my body

[ashleyishere24]

I assumed she was talking about confessing romantic feelings… until I logged into Tumblr

Diversity win! Jinx wishes you had good lesbian sex before she tries to kill you

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[bluegirldreams]

[uzguncilek]

Hi cutie

[sparklypeanutruins]

Yeah no😃👍

[kyofloral]

[swansdiary]

i love being sensitive. i love feeling love and giving it to others. i cannot imagine a day when i'm not feeling all my emotions with such primal rawness.

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

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