#legends incorrect quotes

[blazethecheeto]

Things Legends Absolutely Have Said Pt 4?

Ray: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Charlie: We’re not friends.

Mick, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

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Sara: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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Ray: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Charlie: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Mona: Ava! This soup is flaccid!

Ava: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!

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Constantine: Wanna hear some dark humor.

Sara: Yeah, I love dark humor.

Constantine: Alright.

Constantine: *Turns off the lights*

Constantine: Knock knock.

Sara: Turn the damn lights back on.

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Zari: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?

Mick: I had a lizard that I burnt.

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[demiboydemon]

[jm-chrome]

I don't show it much, but this is my second-most favorite Arcane ship.

Cute academia slow burn that's doomed to betrayal, rivalry, and lifelong angst? Yes. 🧍‍♀️

[jhonskii]

saw this incorrect quote the other day and i have to draw them

[beif0ngs]

was this not the actual dialogue?? 🤔

[tacomedli]

funny caption here

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Torbek: Death penalty.

Gideon, from the gallery: Torbek, it’s just a parking ticket.

Torbek, whispering into the mic: Please kill Torbek. Torbek is begging you

[nerdynuala]

Taking the first steps of my not-so-slow but definitely steady descent into a new hyperfixation fandom

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down. Mara Jade: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon? Luke Skywalker: I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

[whatifitookalilnap]

Hindsight is 20/20:

[demiboydemon]

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People like to romanticize the relationship between Zelda and Link in a whole “destined reincarnated soulmates” kind of way, but am I the only one who thinks it would be more interesting if Link didn’t love Zelda?

Like, think of it. Hylia is a Goddess, basically Hylian Jesus, and she loves this mortal man. A hero who stepped forward to defeat a Devil in the world’s hour of greatest need. But, he didn’t do it for her, he did it for the World. Even when he binds his soul to the Triforce, locking himself in an endless pattern of reincarnation with her against the Devil Demise, it’s not because he loves her. He loves Hyrule and its people.

But that’s okay, maybe in the next life they can be?

But it isn’t. Over and over, Hylia becoming Zelda, Link doesn’t love her. He loves Hyrule. He loves to dance to its music and ride its fields and wants to preserve it against the threat of Demise. He loves different women each time, and sometimes it is Hylia’s reincarnation, but they’re never the core of his heart.

It’s always Hyrule that he loves. From it’s savage and arid deserts to the cold and harsh tundra, he loves it, and steps forward to save it each time.

Duty, he calls it. Responsibility and Purpose, but Hylia/Zelda knows the truth. He’ll never love her the way she wants him to.

Hyrule will always be Link’s first and greatest love.

[ambericesage]

(She’s talking abt Caitlyn)

[beif0ngs]

*record scratch* 🎞️ *freeze frame*

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Maddie: Your wear a lot of purple, is that your favourite colour?

Caitlyn: Purple? No, my favourite colour is violet.

[emilyrox]

Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?