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Chud gye guru

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Women in dresses

[from lizzies insta]

women in suits

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IM DOIN SO GOOD

HIII NEW MOOT

ELLOOO

HOW YA DOIN

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HIII NEW MOOT

ELLOOO

HOW YA DOIN

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@karela-jamun @konqurer @vaani-ki-kahani

@baskaromai

Tagging the mutuals that I know lol

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

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BHAI RIYAL

Meri phati jaa rhi h aur ye saale apni bhabhiyo k saath gappe lada rhe

Meri bhabhi Kyo Sala roz mummy se uthal phutal krni hoti h aur bhai mummy bhi Kam nahi h yaar woh bhi bolengi AAJA AB TU TOH GYI

Mene kya kiyaa yaarr mene padhna h

Aur ye dono mereko bhi apni fight me include kr lenge

BHAI MENE KYA KIYAA

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ANON TU CHUTIYA

SALE GHADE K BACCHE HIMMAT H TOH ACCOUNT DIKHA K ASK KAR BADA UDTA H

you are such a 'I am not like other girls' person. you ruin the atmosphere of this app with your judginess

imagine being so utterly aimless and unemployed that you label random ass girls on tumblr as "pick me" to pass your time (that too as anon).

i pity you. you lead a miserable life.

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SLAYYYY

WHOOOSS THISS DIVVAAAA 💅💅💅💅

Maatha phod lo apna

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BYE

touching you isn't enough i need to inhale your soul

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Well she does the same to me by flirting the crap out of me so revenge time LOL

touching you isn't enough i need to inhale your soul

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Gon use this on my friend

touching you isn't enough i need to inhale your soul

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SHIT I HAVENT 😭

Meow 🐈

meYOWWWWW

(is this random or are you anon)

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I wanna break this 4th wall im living in

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Mew mew mew

Yk I can meow so good once I did this in my chem class and they lit thought a cat was in the school 😭😭😂

Meow 🐈

meYOWWWWW

(is this random or are you anon)

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TWINNING!!!

i opened pinterest after forever and was blessed with this picture on my fyp.

on. my. KNEES.

whyisshesostunningwhywhywhy

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Random 😭😭😭

Meow 🐈

meYOWWWWW

(is this random or are you anon)

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Yalls Pinterest so cute aesthetic and all and here's my Pinterest feed

i opened pinterest after forever and was blessed with this picture on my fyp.

on. my. KNEES.

whyisshesostunningwhywhywhy