cooltechrc2

[whatifitookalilnap]

Korra REALLY wanted her garlic bread:

[chriscdcase95]

Aang: “Avatar Kyoshi’s, I seek your advice-”

Kyoshi: (spirit manifests) “End that motherfuckers life!”

(We cut to see it’s an adult Aang with a teenaged Kya standing beside him. Both look taken aback, and bewildered.)

Aang: “Actually, I was hoping to speak to you on my daughters behalf…”

(Jump cuts to Kyoshi, projecting herself through Aang whilst sitting at a table, across from Kyla. Kyoshi is listening expectantly to Kya.)

Kya: (sheepishly rubbing the back of her neck, a blush on her face) “Okay, so there’s this girl at the Academy…”

Kyoshi: (nodding) Yes, yes, Go on…”

[korrahsamis]

Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President

Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison

[thatoneguy56fanfic]

Korra: “I say ‘suck my dick’ a lot for a person who doesn’t have one.”

Bolin: “That’s the big strap energy talking.”

Mako: *facepalms*

Wei: *chokes on his tea*

Asami: *bursts into laughter*

Kuvira: *laughs* “You’re not wrong though.”

Iroh: *frowns* “I don’t get it.”

[erzasimpbitch]

Bolin: So you’re dating Korra

Asami: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.

Bolin: That’s literally a wedding ring.

[headcanonthings]

Asami: My sexuality? Everyone knows I’m straight. I like boys and have dated many, you know? I don’t understand why it’s so hard to- Korra: *walks by* Asami: Fuck, I’m gay. I’m fucking gay as hell. I’m so gay.

[the-herdier]

Korra: "What time is it?"

Tahno: "I don't know. Pass me that trombone and we'll find out."

Tahno: *plays the trombone very loudly*

Mako, in the distance: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?"

Tahno: "It's two in the morning."

[madmanwonder]

Hilda: You are cute. Be mine.

Jaune: Like a boyfriend or a slave?

Hilda: Yes *Collared Up Jaune* Be a good boy and follow me~

[shadow-coolness]

Bolin: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Mako: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Bolin: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

[daconfusedbanana]

Asami: *explaining to Korra how to drive a stick* To know when to shift, you have to feel the car. Korra: *starts gently stroking the steering wheel* Asami: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT!

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Korra: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?

Bolin: Because your toast would get soggy!

[whatifitookalilnap]

Can’t waste time:

[joodeegemstone]

Bolin: You smell like shit. Is that blood on your neck? Varrick: Ah, yes. I was beaten earlier, I passed out twice, and Zhu Li flogged me in the driveway. The blood could be from any of those, but that is of no consequence.

[korrahsamis]

Asami: you fainted, do you remember anything?

Korra: only the ambulance ride

Asami: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, I drove you

Korra: but I hired sirens?

Mako: that was Bolin

Bolin: sorry I got nervous

[thatoneguy56fanfic]

Lin: “Do you have any explosives on you?”

Korra: *with a very serious face* “Just this bomb ass pussy.”

Lin: *regretting her life decisions*

Asami & Mako facepalm. Bolin bursts into laughter.

Kuvira: *smirks* “Well, she’s not wrong.”

[erzasimpbitch]

Asami, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Mako: Gray.

Bolin: Grey.

Asami, turning to Korra: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Korra: Dark white.