#incorrect legend of korra quotes

[whatifitookalilnap]

A direct quote form Asami:

[chriscdcase95]

Aang: “Avatar Kyoshi’s, I seek your advice-”

Kyoshi: (spirit manifests) “End that motherfuckers life!”

(We cut to see it’s an adult Aang with a teenaged Kya standing beside him. Both look taken aback, and bewildered.)

Aang: “Actually, I was hoping to speak to you on my daughters behalf…”

(Jump cuts to Kyoshi, projecting herself through Aang whilst sitting at a table, across from Kyla. Kyoshi is listening expectantly to Kya.)

Kya: (sheepishly rubbing the back of her neck, a blush on her face) “Okay, so there’s this girl at the Academy…”

Kyoshi: (nodding) Yes, yes, Go on…”

[erzasimpbitch]

Bolin: So you’re dating Korra

Asami: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.

Bolin: That’s literally a wedding ring.

[willdoeswrite]

Asami: And during that time, Korra spent most of her time fighting in underground fit pits.

Caitlyn: Is that so? Violet also had a few moments in the fight pits. She also chose to change up her hairstyle around the same time.

Asami: Really? Korra did the same thing. Ivy, has Harley done anything similar?

Ivy: Well, after a breakup with her ex she did cut her hair but instead of the fight pits she... join a roller derby... and bought a hyena.

Caitlyn: You... you can buy a hyena?

Asami: Roller derbies are real?!?

-A door bursts open. Vi, Korra, and Harley walk into the room in various damaged stages of ripped clothing and large bruises, but with equally large smiles on their faces. -

Caitlyn pinching the bridge of her nose: Why do they pick fights and block with their faces??

Ivy: No extreme wounds visible... It's kind of hot, actually.

Asami nodding her head rapidly: Extremely.

Caitlyn: Girls! What-

-Vi wipes a bit of blood off her mouth and winks at Caitlyn. -

Caitlyn: Ooo okay, never mind.

[headcanonthings]

Asami: My sexuality? Everyone knows I’m straight. I like boys and have dated many, you know? I don’t understand why it’s so hard to- Korra: *walks by* Asami: Fuck, I’m gay. I’m fucking gay as hell. I’m so gay.

[korrahsamis]

Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President

Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison

[thatoneguy56fanfic]

Korra: “I say ‘suck my dick’ a lot for a person who doesn’t have one.”

Bolin: “That’s the big strap energy talking.”

Mako: *facepalms*

Wei: *chokes on his tea*

Asami: *bursts into laughter*

Kuvira: *laughs* “You’re not wrong though.”

Iroh: *frowns* “I don’t get it.”

[queerryan]

I didn't care that Korra lost the Avatar Connection with it's past lives, my only problem is that we will never have a scene with Korra talking to Kyoshi like:

Korra: and then I told him "if you take his life I'll take yours"

Kyoshi: YESS QUEEN, Slay.

Korra: oh I did girl, not him, but many others.

Kyoshi: Girl SAME, slay them straight to hell.

And Raava in the background: I'm so proud of them.

[gloomybadger4life]

She probably calls Asami for tech support.

[the-herdier]

Korra: "What time is it?"

Tahno: "I don't know. Pass me that trombone and we'll find out."

Tahno: *plays the trombone very loudly*

Mako, in the distance: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?"

Tahno: "It's two in the morning."

[whatifitookalilnap]

Asami is a protective girlfriend:

[madmanwonder]

Hilda: You are cute. Be mine.

Jaune: Like a boyfriend or a slave?

Hilda: Yes *Collared Up Jaune* Be a good boy and follow me~

[shadow-coolness]

Bolin: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Mako: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Bolin: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

[joodeegemstone]

Bolin: You smell like shit. Is that blood on your neck? Varrick: Ah, yes. I was beaten earlier, I passed out twice, and Zhu Li flogged me in the driveway. The blood could be from any of those, but that is of no consequence.

[headcanonthings]

Bolin: Lesbians love going on the most random dates. Why is Korra taking Asami to the Spirit World???

[korrahsamis]

Asami: you fainted, do you remember anything?

Korra: only the ambulance ride

Asami: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, I drove you

Korra: but I hired sirens?

Mako: that was Bolin

Bolin: sorry I got nervous