#legend hate's mario

[izunias-meme-hole]

Ganondorf with Sephiroth: Recognizes him as an obstacle, but would keep him by his side to keep an eye on him.

Ganondorf with Bowser: A pawn with actual value. A Rook if you would.

Ganondorf if he ever spent an hour with Eggman:

[genericpuff]

me buying mario rpg: "aw yeah, i'm finally gonna have something new to play! this should help keep me occupied until dawntrail releases!"

me 12 hours later: "welp, that was fun while it lasted, good game, when does hades 2 come out-"

[demiboydemon]

I heard that Illumination is making a Zelda movie. I don’t know if it’s true or not (I hope not tbh), but if it is, I think they should cast Chris Pratt as Link. And Zelda. And Mipha. And Sidon. He shouldn’t change his voice, tone, or inflection for each character. Just his normal voice for everyone. BUT! He will change his outfit between characters! He’ll wear a gown as Zelda, tunic as Link, etc.

I don’t know how that would work, since we can’t see him, but I think if he wears the costumes well enough, we’ll be able to tell who’s who in his voice acting.

[quirkycritters]

Game Night: CHAIN ATTACK!!!

i am,,, withering away but ITS DONE ITS DONE IM FREE FROM THE CURSE (<<< still haunted by wips) clocking in at 32+ hours, this sucker has been getting pushed around for 10 months-

while theres some things i would have done differently if i could redo this from scratch, i still had a BLAST cramming in as much detail as i could tolerate >:) some highlights / cut ideas / ramblings are below the cut, but please zoom for details! (if tumblr doesnt shred it to bits)

gonna be real i locked so hard onto drawing ripped jeans that i forgot i could have just shoved legend into a skirt and called it a day

SOCKS. SOCKS. the amount of Joy anytime i figured out how to personalize them with game references: legend (hibiscus), twilight (ordon goats), and four (force gems)

i WAS going to put time in a turtleneck, but had an epiphany and started digging for the most obnoxious hawaiian shirts i could find,,, ft. a sea flower (wind waker) and a saturation boosted plumm (twilight princess)!

yeah so warriors got the sweater instead of the skintight shirt, sorry gang

speaking of if i ever say im going to draw a cableknit sweater again, somebody PLEASE shake some sense into me- warriors sweater was a NIGHTMARE since my art program has an astonishing lack of good brushes (and yet here i am still using it)

MOST of the text has been modified using the twilight princess cipher because yeah. i was procrastinating shading. also the other ciphers were in japanese- times shirt is cropped, but reads "its 5 oclock somewhere"

winds lobster shirt :) that is all i just think its neat

wilds jacket :) link w(ild) 2017, aka the release year of botw

jewelry! sky has the fireshield earrings, and wild has the amber earrings~ could barely squeeze the bombos and quake medallions onto legend, and wind got the joy pendant

hyrule :D embroidery on his sweatpants because i was struck by whimsy- also i 100% thought his shield was purple tinted for weeks while drawing this because the page i used as reference was set at night, and i was originally basing his sweater on his shield- scrapped the cross pattern after several failed attempts but kept the color ^^

the chips are bbq because im biased (reads "crisps" in twilight princess cipher for no real reason except whimsy)

bless my dearest homie for game reccs because the og plan was to have them all be loz games! titles include wii sports resort, elebits, super mario party, smash bros ultimate, just dance 2016 (its box art is colorful ok), and myth makers orbs of doom (I HATE THIS GAME WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, as i should, anyways i should play it again). four is suggesting orbs of doom, buddy aint even playing,,,

kinda was hoping to play around with hair colors and skin tones a bit more, but again, see the hour count- ill get em next time surely,,, also blue vs violet eyes for legend already had me in decision paralysis

the whole gang was gonna have friendship bracelets with color combos based on dynamics i found neat but oops! didnt finish the layer :')

thats a wrap! didnt yap about everything but im curious what yall catch onto- anyways surely ive learned something about biting off more than i can chew (<<< lying liar who lies)

[my-castles-crumbling]

crown - jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - words: 348

“Fuck you! Fuck you!” Sirius yelled at the TV, his whole body tilting as he directed his character on the screen to turn. “Fuck you, James, I hate you!”

“Oh, don’t be a baby! You’re the one who hit the banana! I just dropped it!” James yelled as well, steering his own character around the course with a look of determination on his face.

“They’re insufferable,” Regulus mumbled to Remus from off to the side. “Like they’re competing for a damn crown or something.”

“Pride is worth more than a crown I think,” Remus whispered back, laughing when Sirius swore loudly at James for sending a blue shell his way.

“Maybe, but I’d like to do something other than watch them act like total idiots while playing a childrens’ game,” Regulus murmured.

“Mario Kart is not a childrens’ game! It’s..it’s a classic! It’s a legend! It’s perfection!” James screeched, not looking away from the course.

Regulus, however, had had enough. Quickly, he stood up and standed next to the TV, on James’s side, and took his shirt off his body. Then, he slowly pulled at the button of his pants and said loudly, “Hey, Jamie? Is the game really perfection? Or is there something even more perfect?”

Remus watched in amusement as James immediately looked over and, like some hilarious cartoon character, he froze, eyes nearly popping from his head.

“Nothing else you can think of that you’d call perfect?” Regulus purred, pants unbuttoned now as he traced his hand over the waistband of his boxers. “Nothing?”

“No, I-” James gasped, completely distracted from the game.

“But you said the game is perfect. What about me?” Regulus pouted, fluttering his eyelashes.

“No, baby! No, I-”

“HA!” Sirius screamed, throwing his controller in the air as he crossed the finish line. “Take that, you piece of–Reggie, why’re you half-naked?”

“Because I wanted you all to finish your stupid race,” Regulus snapped, all hints of innocence gone. “You’re welcome for the help in winning.”

James gasped. “Reg! How could you?”

Regulus just smirked. “Easily, apparently.”

Remus could only laugh.

[frostedsugarcookiehearts]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚comfortstreamer!reader

comfortstreamer!reader who is loved by the girls, the gays, + the theys. they stream about twice a week + their main platforms are pinterest, tiktok + twitch! they have a youtube, but they use it for lifestyle content + "day in the life" videos + their tiktok is mostly the same thing, plus the occasional tiktok trend!

comfortstreamer!reader who mostly streams stardew valley, animal crossing, unpacking, minecraft + the sims. they're actually mostly known for their hello kitty island adventure playthrough (since they're the most popular streamer to stream the game), but sometimes they boot up powerwashing simulator (it relaxes them) + legend of zelda breath of the wild. also every other month they have a super mario 64 playthrough for the nostalgia where they answer questions from chat. well-known for their baking streams, their barbie marathon w/ ted nivison, + playing hello kitty adventure with charlie slimecicle + jschlatt! (how you convinced schlatt to play, no one will never know)

comfortstreamer!reader who lives in zurich, switzerland. they hate the cold + the time difference away from all their friends is unbearable!! but that's just how it is for them, lots of discord calls at 4am for them + watching american streamer's "morning streams" when it is nowhere near morning for them!

comfortstreamer!reader who has their little quirks, some of which have been compiled + made into youtube compilations. they won't eat on stream, if they do eat they'll deliberately do it away from the camera. always sits with at least one their legs hugged to their chest. takes internet drama SUPER seriously (which are never actually about reader, but more that they hang out with schlatt who is 'controversial' + things like that). wears matching friendship bracelets with their favorite streamer friends. has pink-post it notes all over their setup. when nervous, they reapply their lipgloss.

[rupeenotruby]

Ok no more dungeon posting after this I promise but you know what I found out yesterday?? That the fairy spell lets you go through locked doors without a key in AoL??? Like what?? I am so mad I just found out about this. I'm a fraud :'(((( A phony even.

This is a rif on the Mario says/Luigi says meme. The colors line up really well! Have you ever bore witness to an Alttp fan talking about dungeons? Or just Alttp in general? Because that is exactly the attitude I headcanon Legend with. It is my second most beloved headcanon for him.

Also I ask myself WHYYYY did I decide to go with colored lines when the background is the color of their shirts??? Sometimes I don't make the best choices. Also I hate drawing with colored lines. Its so hard :(( The people who do it as part of their regular style scare me.

Hyrule's face looks so goofy haha

[smallmariofindings]

In September 1998, 2 months before the release of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, a Zelda news site called Zelda Headquarters posted newly revealed facts about the game based on what they claimed to be inside sources.

One particular source claims that the game states that Talon, the owner of Lon Lon Ranch whose character is a reference to Mario, hates turtles and loves mushrooms. This is then speculated to hint at some greater purpose in the game, such as being part of a puzzle or a side quest, suggesting that the inside source actually saw that text in-game.

However, in the finished version of the game, Talon never mentions turtles or mushrooms, meaning that if that text was ever in the game, it was removed shortly before release. The only overt Mario reference about Talon other than his appearance is his Bowser-shaped brooch.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source

[ratgrinders]

Some video games I think the Rat Grinders would like:

Kipperlilly - I think she'd like puzzle games like Baba is You or Patrick's Parabox, because shes likes the sense of accomplishment she feels when she solves a level. Mary Ann got her into Stardew Valley and she is completely incapable of being chill about it, she's optimized EVERY FACET of production to maximize profits.

Ruben - He's been playing the same Minecraft world since he was 12. I think he also plays a lot of Nintendo games, Mario, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, and he and Lucy would meet up after school sometimes to play Mario Kart.

Oisin - Strategy games like Civilization 5 and Stellaris. He plays against Kipperlilly sometimes, and games can get pretty close. BOTH are sore losers though. I also think he plays a lot of Factorio and spends a lot of time optimizing his factory.

Mary Ann - We know from the Adventuring Party Mary Ann likes games like Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley, but I think she'd also get a kick out of fighting games like Smash Bros. Anytime she beats someone bad at the game (like Buddy) she tells them to "git gud". She hates horror games, not because they're scary but because they're boring, and nothing fazes her.

Ivy - Says that she doesn't play video games, but is really into open world RPGs like Elden Ring, the Witcher 3, and Skyrim. Especially for games like Skyrim, she likes to spend hours in character creation and coming up with a backstory for her character before ultimately playing a stealth archer.

Buddy - Buddy's been discouraged from playing video games his whole life, because you are "motivated to sin if you spend large blocks of time doing things that matter very little". He only plays mobile games, and he's AMAZING at Candy Crush. I think he'd get a kick out of horror games though, as a sort of fascination with the profane.

Lucy - A big fan of story-based, atmospheric games like Firewatch or What Remains of Edith Finch. She also mainly likes cooperative games, and so many games with co-op campaigns she's played through with Kipperlilly.

[untildawnss]

until dawn characters and gaming

ashley

has a switch and a DS, still plays nintendogs regularly, checks on her animal crossing island every day.

beth

plays sims like her life depends on it and has all the DLCs, additional content and mods you can imagine. has played every legend of zelda and super mario game.

chris

plays just about everything, has a PC, playstation, switch, x box and gamecube. plays animal crossing with ashley, hannah and sam. plays world of warcraft with josh. has chaos mods for a few games. plays stardew valley with the date everyone and polyamory mods.

emily

cooking mama, that's it.

hannah

has weekly animal crossing session with ashley, sam and chris. redecorates her island every two days or so. also plays a lot of visual novel games.

jess

plays idle mobile games. spends too much money on them.

josh

plays world of warcraft with chris. has definitely played every iteration of the anno games. plays runescape.

matt

not really a gamer. will play minecraft or terraria once in a while.

mike

has bought one fifa game and hated it. sometimes plays age of empires or call of duty.

sam

so good at mario kart. definitely plays wii sports resort. very into hidden object and mystery games.

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

I think the reason why "Fire Emblem" is the weird kid at the nintendo franchies table is because they don't really have a main charcter throughout their series.

Like, Legend of Zelda has Link, Mario Mario, Kirby Kirby, Pikmin the Pikmin/Olimar etc.

A few exptions that could be said is like, Xenoblade. But seeing as they have 3 games so they can just pick any MC they want for the time being to rep it.

Meanwhile the most noteable FE guy is Marth from number of apparances, but if you remove remakes that's like, two games. Even then, he was more in JP only games.

Other people who could have became the face of FE as the flagship mascot could have been

-Lyn: One of the most popular girls in FE. Was from the first US release of the game as a main lord. She most likely can't because she came at an akward time in gaming and would be seen as "wifu bait" to a lot of annoying people.

-Ike: One of the most popular lords in FE. a HUGE fan favorite and even cult following in Smash Bros (Like Smash HATES FE, but they chill with Ike. Because We Like ike). Most likly why he can't be the icon is Sales numbers. Love the Tellious saga but I'll be real, I did not contribute to the sales figure like most of you and played it years later. Also it's heavily implied through writing and breaking of story conventions that he's Gay/Ace/demi. And while Nintndo's super mario said "Gay people cool" it's a Multi billion dollar company so I don't think they'll want that.

-Chrom: For the 3DS people, Chrom is the most memeorible lord out of the bunch. Was the face of the game for a while, sorry lucina and robin fans, but chrom's popularity was bigger at the time of the game. Most likely why he can't be. well. it's Chrom and people's opions changed over time.

-Edelgard: Switch girlies, this one is for you. WE know you love badass women who break so many ethics we make conventions after it. There isn't really much reason to explain the why she can, but the reasons why she can't are kinda lame. Like Ike, she's outright shown being bisexual. And you can't really market that in some places. Plus, to say this the least. She is one of the most divisive FE characters because of how much Nuance is in 3 houses. Love or hate her, she brings out WAY to much from people to be a masctor charcter (Won't stop the FEH alts though). Plus, She's like tied to the other 2 lords that it's like the contract for Who Framed Rogger Rabbit saying "Bugs bunny and Mickey Mouse must be on screen for the same amount of time. Donald Duck and Daffy Duck (last names unrealated) must be on screen for the same amount of time."

-Ephram: he's here as the sacred stones rep. Reson why he can't. he's from sacred stones. that's a cult following in the FE community, sorry but he's not mascotting anything.

-Celica: With her apparance and precness in Engage, a good argument could be made for her. She's a really well written charcter but comes back to the issue of the amount of peopel who've played her game.

-Alfonse: GOTCHA GAME BABY ITS THE GOTCHA GAME GUY HE PROTAGNIST AND GAMBLGIN GOOD

-Veronica: The real rep from FEH. She is a very interesting character that takes up a lot of the story spot light with her growth into learning empathy and understanding. She isn't very static compared to Sherna (She did't even chage after learning she could have been an orphan swapped years ago into the role o a princess after a magical fairy land adventure. This HAPPENED IN BOOK 4. THE FUCK YOU MEAN SHE BARELY CHANGED.) and Alfonse (He changes but, not as much.). Plus she does have more unquie abilities compared to most of FE Cast which is good for a flagship charcter. Really the only reason she did't become FE's mascot and just FEH's is because, it's a gotcha game charcter. people shit on those ALL the time.

Anyway, next CYL they should make all characters votable again and say "Whoever wins the most popular vote will be the Mascot for Fire Emblem until the next game"

why is eirika's cringefail mid-of-all-trades brother here and not the glass canon queen herself 🤨🤨🤨

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Scarecrow

Debut: Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

We are in the midst of September, and that is Scarecrow Season! This is the time of year where the scarecrows start to become self-aware! If you want to befriend a scarecrow, now is the time to enter your local cornfields and strike up a conversation about Grains! Of course, there is a limited time frame to do this. In October, the scarecrows will begin to believe everything the crows have been whispering to them, and decide to jump down from their posts and chase farmers with a scythe. I love autumn!

The dashing red-clothed scarecrow heading this post isn't just any effigy. In fact, you know him! You know him very well.

Does this fellow look familiar to you? This is Super Mario, from Super Mario Games on The Nintendo. What's he doing being a scarecrow? It's not his fault! It was a weird dog thing!

This is Belome, the weird dog thing, and he has some tricks up his metaphorical sleeve, my favorite of which is the ability to turn anyone into a scarecrow. He does this using a spell called S'crow Funk, a name I adore because it sounds like the COOL way of referring to scarecrows. The hip young farmers don't have time for any extraneous syllables! They see a scarecrow and say something like "Check out that s'crow, Tom!" But ol' Farmer Tom doesn't like the name shortening, because he loves scaring crows, more than he loves protecting his crops. He hates crows so much. I don't like that about him.

S'crow Funk is a real deal magic spell, with a rhyming incantation! It goes like this:

Stick for a body Head full of straw Give me a scarecrow, rah rah RAH!

Due to the "funk" in the name, I must assume this rhyme is accompanied by a funky beat. You can try invoking this yourself, but before you do, be courteous. Make sure your victim is okay with being made unable to attack normally, and only able to use magic attacks. Unless you're evil, in which case you will probably do it anyway. But I hope you're not evil. That would be Problematic!

Name: Scarecrow

Debut: Super Mario Odyssey

Look! Another scarecrow! I'm really sorry if any crows are reading this post. But THIS scarecrow is fresh and 3D! And this one is not Mario.

No, still not Mario, even with his hat! If Mario throws Cappy onto a scarecrow, Cappy will stay on its head, and activate some sort of new platforming challenge. This is because if it weren't for the scarecrow, crows would eat all of the platforming challenges, and then there would be none for us to eat! Without scarecrows we would die!

[hollycrowngames]

Current/Future Projects

So I'm currently working on two BIG projects and one smaller one, but kinda wanted to hear people's opinions on what to prioritize after that!

The current projects are:

Moonbeasts, a bestiary for my game (as of now heard on Party of One the podcast!) The Moon Fucking Hates You (The monsters are all chosen it's just building the statblocks and then layout after that!)

SACRAMENT, a gothic horror-fantasy "meatpunk" game inspired by Fear & Hunger and Blasphemous with skill trees. It's a big game but its system is kinda gonna be the backbone of the majority of my projects from now on.

The smaller project is Hearts of Victory! Rally Racing League, which is exactly what it sounds like. I'm drawing from inspirations like MFZ: Firebrands, Speed Racer, Mario Kart, and the aesthetic of 90s rally racing video games.

Future projects are the following:

Hallowed Halls, the Loop Hero-inspired psychedelic fantasy ttrpg about mutating and dying over and over while trying to stop a villain that's kinda already won

NAILDRIVER, Be fae and kill the rich in a mashup of DOOM and Hotline Miami

Unleash the Horde, a love letter to one of my all-time favorite games, Goblin Commander

An unnamed mecha game fully inspired by the Orbment from Legend of Heroes/Trails series

[pjsk-headcanons]

omg i have so many hcs for the characters and video games. warning this is probably the longest ask ill ever write

ichika - big classic sonic fan, also likes rhythm games (like rhythm heaven n stuff)

saki - played a lot of pokemon in the hospital bcs tsukasa would bring her his gameboy and pokemon ruby (or smtg) bcs once he showed her a surskit and she begged him to let her play bcs it was cute. she is now a die hard pokemon fan

honami - doesnt really play video games but she has lets go eevee and a bunch of eeveelution and pikaclone plushies

shiho - plays like everything, but she especially likes fighting games and ace attorney. also plays every mario game when it comes out but only bcs "of how popular he is"

minori - LOVES needy streamer overload and cute rhythm games like melatonin. she also deff plays like harvest moon & stardew valley & stuff

haruka - before she became an idol she would play like silly mobile games but she never really got into games

airi - she is obsessed with the legend of zelda and completes every game on release (unless she has a show) (thats the only exception) shes tried other games simular to tloz but none have really stuck

shizuku - she knows like the basic controls of super smash bros brawl but she sucks like hell

kohane - still cries over abandoning her nintendogs sometimes. she plays a lot of raising animal games and tycoons on roblox sometimes

an - name one rhythm game she hasnt played i dare you. any game that can slightly require musical tallent or a sense of rhythm has been played by her (not in full but like). also she likes warioware

akito - sonic nerd. tails is his fav character with shadow in close second bcs of a middle school phase he went through but shadow stuck as a fav. ena has also played a lot of sonic bcs of this man

toya - wasnt allowed to play video games but vbs and the tenmas are slowly introducing him to those like combining games like tetris and suika game. hes surprisingly good

tsukasa - hyperfixates on pokemon like every other month. he makes a persona for every character he plays and gets emotionally attached and stuff (totally not projecting)

emu - kirby lover!!! also plays splatoon at least every splatfest and cooking games. she deff plays a lot of vr and has liked that job sim vr game with the tv robots

nene - we all know she likes shooting games (but idk that many so bare w me). she deff is the one who introduced emu to splatoon & they always chiose the same splatfest team. she also plays just any arcade shooting games and used to play fortnite but shes more into cos & apex now

rui - rui makes his own video games (rom hacks the shit outa every game he plays) (also has homebrewed his wii and wii u)

kanade - likes low stress games like melatonin and animal crossing. she also plays like stupid sims like bee simulator and placid plastic duck sim (one of her favs). she doesnt like multiplayer games that much though

mafuyu - she had a gameboy advanced that her dad got her when she was younger and she played like any game on clearance bcs her mom would get pissed if a game cost too much. that gamebot is now smashed and sold for parts, so are all the games

ena - HATES sonic with a passion. i wonder whos fault that is. she would always play those dress up games but woukd mess with photoshop and stuff more

mizuki - she wasnt allowed to play like rhythm games or fasion games when she was younger. she was told to play mario, or the legend of zelda, or starfox. she managed to convince her parents to let her play kirby and shes been obsessed ever since

🍼 anon (SO SORRY THAT THIS IS LONGER THEN MY FUCKING BODY)

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[cerastes]

How do you feel about turnbased RPGs? Games like Pokemon, the Mario RPGs, Final Fantasy, SMT etc?

I used to play YIIK-likes in the past but nowadays they don’t really appeal to me. Except the “The Legend of Heroes” franchise, AKA Trails/Kiseki franchise (Trails of Cold Steel, Zero no Kiseki, et al). That’s the only one I love and play.

I loved Final Fantasy all the way until X/10, don’t really care for the latter releases except 14.

If we can count them, the first two Paper Marios slapped.

SMT I have a love hate relationship with, I liked their vibe, I hate how grindy they were. Nocturne’s a great game I can’t recommend.

I like the concept of Pokemon a lot, the games themselves bore me. I played gen 1 and 4, and enjoyed them, but also don’t think they can offer any more with the formula.

Suikoden was fun!