#lectures drag

[dottores]

i thought crim was gonna be my fav class but im rlly loving torts

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[mamaspidershit]

Peter Parker: *works in the lab longer than agreed upon* Natasha, appearing from the ether: Peter. Benjamin. Parker. Do you know what time it is? Peter: Peter: ... No?

[ghost-bxrd]

Me, reading the idea that Jason thinks he accidentally kills Dick in the dragon au: WAIT no-

Me, imagining Dick surviving somehow - on a wing and a prayer, and him clawing his way back to Gotham with Nightwing because there's no way he's letting this be the last time he sees his family and brother: wait.

Me, imagining that instead of going home, Dick just drags himself to wherever Jason's kingdom is, confronting him there and seeing just how badly Jason spiraled after thinking he killed his older brother: okay this may be onto something here.

Omg!!! Bonus points if Dick only gets so far in his journey because well meaning commoner recognizes the crown prince and realizes that “shit, if the new tyrant/king/whatever went crazy because of this dude, maybe getting him back will do the reverse thing? And stop him feeding people to Red?”

[benevolenterrancy]

okay, since I've finished the books, I've been watching bits and pieces of the show. among the many wild changes it includes, my favourite so far is definitely Nie Huaisang smuggling an entire ass bird into the Gusu lectures in his sleeve, what a legend

also the fact that Meng Yao is directly behind him for all of this and is, presumably, having a conniption...

[lokiusly]

Mobius “Everyman” Mobius was so real for calling out Loki in S1E4, during the interrogation—“Now I gotta have a prince tell me how the real world works.” Truly a man of the people.

[fluffypotatey]

Yeah. Which is why I said "no direct suicide, but being reckless in fights and throwing himself thoughtlessly in danger, and just not dodging or not doing moves that he knew would put him in an advantage" Cause if wukong died, macaque would not kill himself. But I think he would concuously or unconsciously seek death. Thus the jumping into things recklessly and not dodging and not doing strategic moves. And with wukong alive, a gravely wounded macaque would fight like hell and probably be alright. But with wukong dead, he would just welcome death. Whether he would acknowledge what he's doing is one thing, but wukong would not let it slide at all either way

this does wonders to MK’s health

[ray935sworld]

hate to be the bearer of bad news but your post made it to twt

Excuse me what the actual fuck? KILLING MYSELF IS BACK ON!

Thank you very much for letting me know. (Tbf there are worst post that could have been copied)

[consideredahazard]

For spooky season

Mitsuki: Why do you have a plastic skeleton strung up?

Anko: It’s decorations for the upcoming Horror House show.

Mitsuki: …? Plastic skeletons are scary?

Anko: Couldn’t really get my hands on real one.

Mitsuki: Oh. *thin smile* I can help. I know where to source tones of real, grotesque skelet—

Konohamaru: [Sweeps in and covers Mitsuki’s mouth]

Konohamaru: [Very loud awkward laugh]

[theactualsunshinechild]

Let yourself imagine established WrioChi having a winter walk and Childe starts a snowball fight. It gets heated and Wriothesley ends up getting full body tackled into the ice cold water, but, thanks to cryo vision user privilege, Childe is the only one who catches a cold from it all and has to be nursed back to health.

(Wriothesley has to threaten to hand him over to Sigewinne regularly because Childe keeps trying to give him his cold via kisses)

((Childe succeeds))

[fisheito]

i need morvay to teach yakumo how to suck a man's soul out thru his dick

[mossflower]

hateeee being ill but especially hate being ill when it’s like. ok you have a stomach ache which may be due to hunger… however if you do eat anything there’s a 37% chance of you being violently unwell

[sunlitsoil]

nooo my picture was at a botched angle i’ll retake it on tuesday when i start uni in the BEATLES city.

[needlesandnilbogs]

all I want is for my college to get one freaking outdoor trash can per green space

[ssruis]

Aside from the noble platypus I also feel like rui would really enjoy these animals:

Mola mola/Sunfish

Anteater

Echidna

Kiwi

Kākāpō

Axolotl

Horseshoe crab

Gibbon

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

I have to read 30 something pages for the psychology seminar and I want to fucking scream