#he so would

[if-anyone-asks-you-dont-know-me]

Peter introducing Wade: This is my male friend.

Wade: BOYFRIEND!

Wade: I fuck him and it's not platonic!

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

Boq being hilariously overdressed for mildly cool weather is so perfect lmao

[azurem]

Evil Inkmare but Nightmare actually goes a bit crazy if he stares too long at Ink's spine. The black-white-black-white pattern of his vertebrae drives him a bit. Crazy. Evil stuff all around

[charliethinks]

rip michael holden you would've loved playing dress to impress

[loonylupinblack3]

Rafe: look y/n, I'm not slut shaming you but…

Rafe: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

[atlas-coolbean]

Elyan: What do you think Gwaine will do as a distraction?

Leon: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Leon: ...or he could do that.

[exyandcigarettesmoke]

Andrew Minyard runs a secret account on instagram where he just post douchey pictures of his car

[tdlosk-confessions]

i feel like if someone at school tried to insult saiki by calling him "mid" he'd take it as a compliment instead

[Confession 424]

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

John: *texting* answer your phone

Sherlock: *texting back* wait a minute i can't find my phone

John: okay

*five minutes later*

John: you’re a horrible person

[mmmmmmeow]

batman would make a great e kitten yall agree right but he would know he’s an e kitten at the same time

[arthur-lesters-spinal-cord]

Kay 🖤

Drawing this scrap of a guy is always such an event for me istg- anywaysss here’s Kayne as requested!

@grayscale-sparks he was an utter joy to draw!

[pikahlua]

"First."

- Katsuki Bakugou (chapter 410), December 25, 2023

[saturxnn]

bakugo getting you a promise ring on valentines day…

i might just cry.

[stnaf-vn]

I feel strongly that Friend would get down to "Evacuate the Dancefloor"

CANON

[sneeb-canons]

Mind pronounce vase as v-AW-se and is obnoxious about it

Headcanon #909

[etrevil]

Don't tell me Dazai didn't even once screw Ango over with a rickroll or heartbeat-turned meme or smth.