#he so would

[charliethinks]

rip michael holden you would've loved playing dress to impress

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

Boq being hilariously overdressed for mildly cool weather is so perfect lmao

[loonylupinblack3]

Rafe: look y/n, I'm not slut shaming you but…

Rafe: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

[skzms]

Thinkin about changbin and how he's so fuckin broad with all that muscle you'd have to spread your legs *extra* wide to accommodate him. The way you'd have to work extra hard to ride him bc you can't get the leverage you need with your knees spread so far apart and the way your thighs would burn with the effort. Thinkin about the way that soreness would linger for days. ✨️

oh oh OH

changbin who is so broad he throws your legs over his shoulders, making you wrap them around his neck instead. who humps the sheets harder when you squeeze, suffocating him between your legs, using him for your pleasure

oh and the riding thing I’m ajshskhsja he would get off on it so hard if you struggle. like, he would love when you ride him, but something about your legs starting to shake, your pace faltering, a frustrated huff falling from your lips ❤️‍🔥 when he can coo at you, coax words about how big he is out of you, oh he feels so fucking sexy. and he knows you love it, too, so the more you struggle the more he bends you in half. you love feeling it for days, he loves making you feel it for days ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 tell him about your aching legs the next day and he might pop a boner in public ✨

[atlas-coolbean]

Elyan: What do you think Gwaine will do as a distraction?

Leon: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Leon: ...or he could do that.

[exyandcigarettesmoke]

Andrew Minyard runs a secret account on instagram where he just post douchey pictures of his car

[tdlosk-confessions]

i feel like if someone at school tried to insult saiki by calling him "mid" he'd take it as a compliment instead

[Confession 424]

[murdrdocs]

buying a camcorder to document your summer with rafe.

it starts off sweet and innocent; glimpses of tagging along to the country club, days out on the druthers, riding in his truck with your feet perched up and the windows down.

then rafe gets a hold of it and there’s a chunk of footage that’s you walking around in the mornings barely clothed, you dancing around in swimsuits at tanny hill when no one’s around, your nude body being covered by the steam and suds that cling to the shower door. and of course, rafe being rafe, he just has to record the most intimate moments that you two spend together.

when you’re going down on him in a restaurant bathroom or when he’s pulling your bikini aside on the yacht to gently finger you or when you’ve rolled over to film a bit of your morning and rafe is already pushing your legs open to fuck you completely awake.

needless to say, the content that summer is interesting.

[pikahlua]

"First."

- Katsuki Bakugou (chapter 410), December 25, 2023

[saturxnn]

bakugo getting you a promise ring on valentines day…

i might just cry.

[stnaf-vn]

I feel strongly that Friend would get down to "Evacuate the Dancefloor"

CANON

[sneeb-canons]

Mind pronounce vase as v-AW-se and is obnoxious about it

Headcanon #909

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

John: *texting* answer your phone

Sherlock: *texting back* wait a minute i can't find my phone

John: okay

*five minutes later*

John: you’re a horrible person

[etrevil]

Don't tell me Dazai didn't even once screw Ango over with a rickroll or heartbeat-turned meme or smth.

[chapinii]

personal favourite option from day 3

[taintedbenevolence]

Ever since the HSR sticker of IL being pet on the head, I've just had in my head

Like what if he's actually so desperate for you to run your hands through his hair and softly touch his horns whilst he doesn't move an inch

He'd rest his head on your lap whilst you more than happily indulge in playing with his hair and horns whilst he just lays there comfortably. He's so adorable and he can't even see it.