#lazy bastards r us. love this guy

[littlelovelunette]

Vi X protective reader? Despite knowing Vi is more than capable, reader can’t help but butt heads with others and do everything just shy of actual murder to protect Vi and her honor.

They have and will bite people and fight dirty. More often than not, Vi has to pull them away because she knows that her sweetheart is about to rip someone apart. It’s a stark contrast to their sweet and loving personality that hides the pure fury that comes out swinging.

Protector

Contains violent!r, anger issues!r, blood

"Looks like you got yourself a protector, Vi," a guy atleast twice your size said, leaned up against the wall as he surveyed you both with his lazy brown eyes.

"Oh, shut it," Vi said with a shake of her head as she reached to grab a bottle of bourbon. You thought she'd pour herself a glass but then watched as she chugged down directly from the bottle.

"I'm her girlfriend," you said firmly before reaching for your drink and taking a rather aggressive sip from it. Your lips pursed tight as you swallowed the liquid.

"Yeah, I used to think the great fighter Vi didn't need a protector," the man, namely Kai, continued his ramble, "I just thought maybe she'd be able to protect herself."

You glared daggers at him, "Shut your mouth."

"Ooh," Kai looked at Vi, "Maybe you need to put her on a leash or she'd be biting heads off like a rabid dog."

"That's— HEY!" Vi yelled after you.

You lunged and didn't care if you missed or hit. Your fist painfully collided with Kai's jaw causing him to spit out blood and stumble back.

His huge body scrambled down from the impact but he didn't fall. Kai looked up, "She's insane," he said with a close to terrified stare, spitting out a loose tooth.

"Just the best," Vi shrugged and pulled you away from Kai, "Not worth it," she whispered in your ear as you grunted.

"I'll stitch your mouth shut!" You told Kai spitefully, "Fuck you."

"Okay, okay," Vi rubbed your back and helped you sit yourself back behind the table before she helped Kai to balance properly, "I'm sorry, dude, you kinda deserved that. That's my girl, not a rabid dog."

"Geez, can't take a joke." Kai mumbled, rubbing his bruised jaw before checking his own reflection on the dinky mirror in the bar.

"What did you say?" You said sharply, "I'll cut your dick and feed it to you. Cunt."

Vi looked at you with a hand gesture of calming down before looking at Kai, "You'd be safer if you ran now." Kai rolled his eyes at her words before pushing off the walls and walking into the distance.

"Baby, what was that?" Vi asked, a small smile appearing on her lips as she kissed your forehead.

"What was what?" You asked back with a huff and crossed your arms. "I don't like how he talks about me."

This wasn't the first time you hit someone so much bigger than you and Vi had to pull you back. She knew you weren't much danger to people. Not that much. But that only made her love you more. She admired your strength and resilience down to every last drop.

"I know... But you gotta admit you have anger issues."

"No I don't." You denied firmly before averting your gaze from hers. Why was it that everyone told you you had anger issues?

"Then why did you hit that other guy who—"

"He said you're weak!" You reasoned.

"That doesn't call for a broken arm." Vi chuckled before pulling you in a hug which you reluctantly returned, nuzzling your face into her chest which was bound with bandages.

You mumbled, "I just want people to respect us."

"But you can't be cracking their skulls open like a walnut to get respect," Vi kissed the top of your head, "This is Zaun, no one cares if they disrespect you."

"I know." You scoffed.

You both paid for the drinks and started walking back home, the walk back home was quite eventful. Some drunk bastard had stumbled into both of your ways and you weren't the nicest about it.

"Get outta the damn way," you said gravely but he didn't budge. Big mistake. Well, he was a big mistake considering he was atleast 6'2 at height.

Vi mumbled something that sounded a little like "Oh, Janna..." while she took a great decision by taking atleast three steps back.

The man who could barely even contain his own weight, toppling to the side every now and then due to the influence of alcohol, groaned. "So you're gonna rough me up, little kid?"

"Don't call me that," you said, rolling your shoulders back and taking a fighting stance. This man didn't stand a chance in front of you. You swung his fist hard enough to cause his own body to lurch forward. You laughed and side stepped, dodging the punch successfully, "That was pathetic."

Vi watched in awe as you hit the guy's jaw hard, his head tilting back from impact. He stumbled before landing on his ass with a loud thud. He looked out of it so you took Vi's hand and were about to walk out of the alley.

Then he grabbed your ankle. You were close to screaming but didn't, you let go of her arm, "Bitch," you cursed. He got up, hoisting himself up using your leg and lunged his entire body at you.

You'd die but you were smarter than that, you poked him in the sensitive spot of his kidney. He doubled over with a yelp. "Fucking—" he began but you took the chance and raised both arms, bringing them down with a harsh blow.

He coughed blood, almost staining your heel with it as he stumbled back, falling loudly against the wall. Slumped down like a pathetic bag of waste.

You smirked. "Let's go."

Vi's mouth was open in shock but she snapped out of it, "Y-yeah, let's go." As you both walked out of the alley, Vi told you, "That was so fucking cool!"

You grinned. "The best for you as you say, mamas."

[plotwhatplot]

illi x reader headcanons!!

(updated slightly to fit changes in my au)

this is for @fawns-soft-pillows ^^ sorry I couldn't do a fic I just have so much in my drafts and so much to finish and AGGHH 😿😿😿 yk what im saying lol :') hope u like this tho!

Context: you and illi r dating, these are headcanons on exactly that. This is also set in my au, so YES there are vampires and YES yall R the demolition lovers and YES there is genderfuckiness🗣️🔥🔥

Btw these r the exact same hcs I use for my illi x philip (my illiverse frank) ship I just switched out Phillip for reader, so if u wanna imagine it with philli (ship name) u can do that too since it's all still canon lol ><

illi: she/him (demigirl) - reader: no pronouns used (gender neutral reader)

(miscellaneous and highschool based hcs)

you tried to teach her how to dance but she messes up no matter how many times you try lmao

he'll beat up really anyone but if anyone fucks with you he'll make sure to hit em EXTRA hard with that croquet mallet!

roughness is her love language, he always hugs a little too tight or bites kisses a bit to hard, you dont mind tho, just means theres a lethal amount of love in there! ^^

hes morally questionable and it rubbed off on you, ya know killin ya enemies doesnt sound too bad! (ok pop off future demolition lovers)

you researched a lot of stuff about vampires so you could understand her. she knows that and she finds it adorable that you care that much <3

shes actually really smart, school just burns her out a little harder than it would a human.. (nocturnal diva issues💔)

if you forget your lunch or a bully steals or ruins it he'll share his with you

she loves to watch horror movies with you, but if you get scared she'll kiss and tease to distract you.

you find it cute how obsessed he is with his croquet mallet, its his most prized possession (other than you ofc, you're her favorite) there's nothing she loves more (other than u) than banging that shit onto some bastards head (even tho he gets in trouble for it, god forbid a girl has hobbies!!)

you guys like to draw eachother (im giving up on this help)

sometimes her fangs poke your mouth when you kiss :3 (fun fact abt how i write vamps, theyre fangs can go inward when they need to hide them so they look like normal canines but sometimes when they get excited the fangs can pop back out lol. but in ya mouth? youch! *you like it what huh who said that*)

hes always showing you cool underground bands he discovers

As bad as she is at it, she loves to dance with you, it's actually a good mix because your not the best dancer either so y'all just move along however you can lol

(not a x reader hc but I rlly wanted to add this 💔↓)

Illi's transfem (don't tell the others no ones supposed to know her bio gender ok so Shhhh 👅) but her gender is like a game and she's hacking the system, like she's also demigirl, her "other half" is male but sometimes she just is either too lazy to get girled up or jst straight up feels masc that day so she literally looks like a fully pledged guy every now and then, that and she's just a big tomboy and dyke combined, but she's not genderfluid she just feels a tad cis once in awhile, but at the same time she loves to feel girly if she doesn't feeling like doing her ass off and she also loves skirts but mainly bc it'll be super hot and she wants to stay cool but still, she's like half and half, fifty fifty, she's an even number, she's a he, he's a she. It's beautifully confusing

(these next ones r hcs for the demolition lovers part of my au, lilli's the demo woman and ur the demo man but u stay gender neutral big tw for themes of murder and crime, i do not condone those actions ofc)

you guys are literally partners in crime, killing and stealing for eachother is yalls love language frfr

you guys's main goal when you took up murdering was to get revenge on those who wronged you, but a little splatter here and there for funsies doesnt hurt <3

on that note yall never kill innocent people tho, the weakest yalls victim criteria goes is being a sore rude bitch lmao

you died in each others arms in the gunfight ... :(

"vampires will never hurt you" what if illi violently ripped her victims flesh off with her teeth alone? what if you got off to that? what if she knew that? what if your next but in a sexual way?? what if your GAY?!

despite the tagline being "the corpses of a thousand evil men" the devil is a liar of course and knew killing the innocent was your weakness, thus going out of his way to lie about a couple "requests" he added to your list

on that note you caught on to the devils games and tried to deviate from the task to try and spare the innocent targets but when you did that instead of the devil showing up and hanging you (like you thought he'd do lmao) he flat out made sure you got caught and thrown into a jail or something of the sort (something something you know what they do to guys like us in prison something something)

even tho illi was in a coma the whole time that didnt stop the devil from playing games with her too, he plagued her poor brain with terrors straight from hell (i love being cruel to fictional characters)

who you guys were running from in the desert was this cult like (i say like because theres not nearly enough of them to make a cult, its more like a brainwashed homicidal coven) of satanists who made deals with the devil themselves, but bringing victims to him instead of being victims themselves, yall had been on a bunch of wild goose chases but this was far worse then any of the cops and opps you two had shot away

you guys R masked killers, u wear these white masks with eye and mouth holes (cough cough "meta man" Gerard swarm outfit cough) your known (ofc) as the demolition lovers in order to stay anonymous. The only one who knows about your side hustle is milli (Mikey)

Remember what I said about you guys dancing together? Well illi learned to dance eventually, and the sight of u two dancing together actually got ya saved from assignation once, the opps thought yall were too precious to kill XD

WOAH THIS WAS A YAPFEST ‼️ a ways yeah that's all I can think of, I hope yall like these!! ^_^

[zzl0z3rxx]

Intro <3

Hii!! Erm this is my first time doing a intro so pls bare with me here😭 This isn’t my 1st time on here or first acc. I was jus getting bored of my old acc so yaur

Erm so ig i’ll tell u some basic info

Im black 😭(so erm if ur racist pls stay like 6 ft away/jk but if u r racist I could care less bc I hate black ppl too 🥰/its giving uncle ruckus)

My fav emojis r:😭😔😛🥰😝💀🤓😼🙁

My fav colour is blue but I have more like sage green, red(all kinda tbh)/ any pastel colours/ and ermm I actually forgot 🙁

I draw erm yeah lol

Im problematic if u couldn’t tell 😭 but guys I promise im nice

My bday:6/26

Ermm i dont rlly have any preference for pronouns but im rlly jus used to she/her(not that im comfortable with those it’s just what my family uses bc ofc they would) but u can use any pronouns(actually no i do prefer he-him-they-them BUT ITS UP TO U GUYS BC IM A PPL PLEASER 😁😁😁😁😁😁)

Also u can call me by my real name Ari or some stupid nickname(pls make one for me) ALSO i have multiple little sonas like idk how to explain it like they’re all me/ for example:Adora Alex, Alex, Riri, Ri, Ira, Adora, and Axel and I think its more. Idk but like all them r the same person but in one IDK BC IDK IF ITS LIKE A DID THING OR NOT😭

I love-hate bugs like I made these lil comics with human designs for bugs and I love researching them but I hate seeing them irl😭 erm well im fine with grasshoppers and ants etc but others NO

Songs I like/love(NOT ALL BC WHO FINNA PUT ALL THAT)

(i love steve lacy/frank ocean/odd future/tyler, the creator/Dazey and the scouts/Destroy boys/AND LOITER SQUAD 😛😛)

ALSO IM NOT SHARING MY AGE ON HERE BC I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH DOING SO 🥰🥰🥰

My interests

Proships

Eddsworld

Among us(okay guys dont bully me but erm I used to draw among us nsfw/ IT WAS LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO DAWG😭)

Dead plate

Mitski

Tyler, the Creator(im literally getting audio cd’s for Christmas of his albums and I already have his vinyls except for bastard and goblin 😛)

Melanie Martinez

Incredibox Sprunki

Countryhumans(unfortunately 🙁/im a victim fr😔)

Countryballs ig

Ybf/your bf game(okay guys im just joking 😭)

Dick figures(I love this fandom so much, also unrelated but literally NOONE OR NOTHING CAN GET ME TO LIKE HOMESTUCK😭)

Fnf

Fnaf

My oc’s 😛

Pasta(like I rlly like pasta)

Ao3-Archive of our own

Scp

Htf-Happy tree friends

Oddbods(ik they literally don’t say shit and it’s cringe BUT I DONT GIVE A FLYING erm flip i was gonna say flip, but yeah jeff is my pookie fr 🥰🥰)

Necrophilia-other philia’s ig(idk if thats how u even spell it)

Mr. Circus Papa:Ghost eyes/The finger game/and the rest of his comics-art(some of his comics r on webtoon and other apps and u can see some art on patreon)(also bc i dont feel like putting it anywhere else, I DO NOT SUPPORT IRL INCEST OR OTHER STUFF THAT I SAID I ONLY LIKE FICTIONAL THINGS)

Erm im running out of things so MOVING ON

Also a lil not so fun fact/ I wear glasses 🥲

OKAY SO ERM I DONT RLLY HAVE A DNI BUTT(lol “butt”) I WILL SAY THIS IF YOU R LIKE 20-54(okay thats not even a possible scenario) DO NOT INTERACT PLSS but other than that ily guys :3

ALSO PLS DO DONT COME LEAVING DEATH THREATS OR HATE COMMENTS BC I WILL RECORD ME KMS/jk❤️🩷💕💕

Also this blog will be so boring and depressing 😭 like yk SH and vents and ED stuff ig but erm some other stuff this stuff will have ig(i dont wanna actually say bc yk digital footprint/lil bit too late for that bud)but like yk incest shotac0n and other crap idk im rlly lazy so I might not post at all(prob jus reblogs) OH WAIT ALSO I LIKE INVADER ZIM 🥰 forgot to mention that lol also I prob do have other interests too but idk oh I like coryxkenshin(idk how to spell his name😭) aphmau/SSSniperwolf/laurenzside and i kinda used to like inquisitor master(well I liked everyone besides her like yk sora, jaxx and etc.)

But erm guys I think that concludes this intro- OH MY OHIO SKIBIDI GYATT i forgot to tell yall, i know German 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 but erm yeah thx for reading like fr tho bc not even my friends read the stuff I write for them 🙁 but yaur (i dont think im ever doing a intro again I rather just yap irl-I hate texting 😭)

ALSO IF U WANNA BMF PLSSSSS SAY SOMETHING IM SO LONELY LIKE PLS ASK TO BE MY FRIEND IM SO FREAKING DEPRESSED( I promise im cool :३) (Also if u need to vent my DM’S r always opened! Even tho I may reply late)

I made this at 1:00-2:46 am listening to loyalty by Kendrick im going to be so tired tomorrow 😭🙏(I gotta get up at 5:00 😁)

[smallfire]

motherfucker unlimited

[luwritesomething]

DAMIAN WAYNE HEADCANONS !!!

ah, love of my life. this man right here got me years ago into learning more about the batfam and now here i am. you can say it’s kind of his fault. anyways,,, no one asked for this but my brain did. 

requests are open! hit that anon button and tell me your idea!

warnings: swearing, hadn’t been proof-read.

damian’s head is a MESS. don’t get me wrong, the guy is a little genius, but imagine the chaos of languages he has -- arab, english, chinese, i’m a hundred percent he knows russian, urdu is nanda parbat’s official language... 

because of this (^^) he just sometimes shuts down and stays silent. he can’t even think.

he loves all animals but he can’t handle insects. jason found out, and damian bribed him with a collectors special edition of classical books. nobody must know his weaknesses.

he writes in cursive, i have no clues but also no doubts.

words are difficult for him, that’s why he talks the way he does -- so professionally, like he is from another age. 

can stand tim (in small amounts) but no longer they will always have an intellectual rivalry -- it’s probably more from damian’s side rather than tim’s.

he still feels like he has to hide that he looks up to dick.

damian searched what fanfiction was. he’s scarred for life now. 

he’s straight up bored of paparazzi. he’ll go lady gaga on their ass and stare at the ones that are hidden in a bush trying to take pictures of him in secret.

also he will go full cole sprouse on the people trying to take pictures on him while he’s walking through gotham (this means he will snap pictures of the civilians before they snap a picture of him. camera duels, that’s the name)

listens to A LOT of music. everything his siblings listen to, he does too. classical music is his favorite, however. (also enjoys jazz).

taking care of his animals and his duties as robin are his favorite activities.

doesn’t understand social media, but still uses it. he’s too stubborn to admit he’s bad handling that.

too lazy to figure out how to cook, but if he tried in the slightest, he would be an amazing cook.

damian is an incredibly fast learner. it amazes the fuck out of bruce how many new things he can learn in just one day. 

he grows to be an actually very kind person, but his snarky remarks and dry humor never disappears.

likes the addams family. what a surprise.

doesn’t get horror/slasher movies. he keeps getting bored and doesn’t react to the jumpscares. jason says he is dead inside, which everyone agreed on.

they don’t know (^^) that damian is making a superhuman effort to not kick someone when the jumpscares occur because this little guy has his senses to the maximum all the time.

can’t be bothered unless someone is being ignorant or trashing about his family. he’s the only one that trashes about his family >:(

texts like a grandpa but at least he knoews what’s happening (most of the times)

like jason, damian has been kicked out of the wayne family chat numerous times.

has an elderly person soul except for when he’s fighting. then he’s a vicious little shit-

plays piano. no, i will not elaborate.

will correct your grammar in a condescending tone of voice.

“don’t patronaze me.” @ everyone.

has general knowledge about a shit ton of things. and since he doesn’t know how to properly socialize (canon) will spill those facts in order to start a conversation during galas.

has threatened the police -- 10/10 will do it again.

damian couldn’t care less about gossip but since he’s a good listener he always ends up knowing the tea about  E V E R Y T H I N G.

cocky bastard. that’s it, that’s all i’m saying.

he has no idea how to handle compliments. it still makes him freeze whenever someone says he’s cute or has pretty eyes.

“no.” (damian’s answer every time someone calls him cute).

believes in soulmates and in love at first sight, not as a superficial concept but as a ‘i’m clicking and mystically attracted to this person rewardless of their looks’.

reads A LOT.

never as much as jason, and also he doesn’t just read like narrative books -- he reads those thick books about how to do things, biographys, and studies about subjects he randomly knows about.

barely sleeps, if he ever does. 

sleep is for the weak™

(^^) proceeds to randomly fall asleep during patrols or family dinners.

acts like a brat but he actually isn’t -- it’s so complicated to explain, i hope someone just gets it.

at 17 he’s taller than dick and almost as tall as jason. suck it, @ everyone who mocked his height.

jon kent is his Best Friend™

(^^) damian told me himself.

he’s very handsome (canon lolz)

no but like, i mean, he will actually be one of those men you think ‘good fucking lord, he’s handsome’

damian thinks selina is cool.

has a lot of anger and frustration inside. it calms him down knowing jason also has problems like those because it makes him feel more... normal.

because normal is something damian would have liked to feel if he hadn’t been conceived to be perfect.

he would love six of crows -- would really like kaz brekker.

secretly enjoys the ya genre, will never admit it out loud.

[studiobeebo]

Ooh if you wanna write kn8 how about 💓 and 🍀 for the rat bastard man we unfortunately love (Narumi)

YOU COULD HAVE LEFT IT AT “RAT BASTARD” AND I WOULD HAVE KNOWN ITS THAT JACKASS

anyways ty for letting me write for my second favorite clown 🤡

💓 How do they act when they realize they’re in love/have a crush?

At first? Eugh, *lame*. Crushes are for losers, which he most definitely is *not*, but also..he’s never really felt like he does around you with anyone else. He’s not exactly a ‘get out and meet people’ kind of guy, all the entertainment and happiness he needs is either in his office or can be delivered there, after all. Besides, he’s played a couple of otome’s in his life and what he knew from that, and from his few friends that were or had been in relationships, he had decided early on that a relationship or ‘LoVe’ didn’t sound all that exciting or important. You, however, managed to wiggle your way into his narcissistic little heart and he found it very difficult to deny it.

You were a cool friend, probably the best he had, so much so that he usually felt annoyed or insanely bored when you weren’t beside him, either playing games with him or doing your own thing. Not only that, but he would often find himself feeling kind of *weird* any time you’d lean against him to see what he was playing or yank his hair while yelling at him to get a haircut. He was certainly not a fan of that warm feeling, nor was he a fan of the tightness that would constrict his chest any time he saw you getting overly chummy with any of his subordinates, but after dealing with said feelings for *months* he finally had to be mature for once and admit it: he had a *major* thing for you, one that wasn’t going away anytime soon.

Unfortunately for you, and him too if we’re being honest, he’s Stubborn and also a lazy bastard, so it would probably take him a looong while to get around to actually confessing or asking you out.

🍀 What’s their love language?

He’s another in-betweener smack dab in the middle of words of affirmation and receiving gifts. It’s surprising, but his inflated ego actually has some space to get even larger when it comes to you because if there’s anyone he wants to impress, you’re certainly his top priority, so any words of praise aimed at him are Treated As Law and he absolutely will tote said praise to anyone who will listen (which is, like, maybe two people). On the other hand, he’s *very* materialistic and fairly easy to please so gifts always have him acting like an actual child in a toys-r-us, *especially* if it’s a certain figure or rare piece of merch he’d been eyeing. 👀

[zekesexual]

nsfw alphabet with zeke? yes.

nsfw under the cut!!

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

pulls you into a hug and peppers you with kisses

you try to get him to clean you up and he’s a bitch about it (but ofc does it anyways)

also tries to make casual conversation with you as if he didn’t just blow your back out

b = bodypart (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favorite body part of his is probably his arms. he just likes how strong he is

one time you caught him flexing by himself in the mirror but never once brought it up in front of him

his favorite body part of yours are your thighs. he just loves how soft they are

c = cum (anything to do with cum basically)

he likes to cum either inside you or on your thighs

always asks before he cums isnide of you

doesn’t really cum that much? like it’s an average amount

d = dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

had a wet dream about you when you guys first started talking

it pops into his mind briefly whenever he thinks about you and he’s gotten off to it so many times

e = experience (how experienced are they?)

zeke gets around a lot so he has plenty experience

doesn’t pressure you though! he’s very good at sensing when people are/aren’t comfortable

f = favorite position

mating press

he looooves watching how your face changes when he hits the right spots inside you

also loves cowgirl for the same reason

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

zeke being the witty bastard that he is will definitley crack a few jokes while y’all are fucking

and literally at the worst moments too like when you’re about to cum

or when you’re sucking him off he’ll ask the most douchebag questions ever like “how does it taste princess?” and u can’t answer cuz his cock is halfway down your throat

h = hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

definitley messy and unkempt down there

he just doesn’t shave a lot

only does he it when he feels like its getting out of control

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

not really that romantic most of the time

but he is when he needs to be

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

doesn’t really jack off a lot

if you’re not around then he can supress his neediness for long enough

if not he just gets off by himself

likes to jack off in the shower

probably has some photos saved of you that he uses to get off

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

definitely big on ddlg

but less of the “lg” aspect

doesn’t want you to act like a child but also will baby you and call you princess

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

mostly in the bedroom, he’s not that big on public sex

the most he’ll do with you in public is finger you

but is never horny enough to have full on sex in public

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

will instantly get hard if you sit on his lap

also drives him crazy when you call him daddy without him having to tell you to

he’ll try so hard to not make it obvious when he’s turned on but u can always tell

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

not really a fan of anal, just doesn’t feel right to him

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

zeke is a god at eating you out

he’ll have your legs shaking as soon as he gets his hands on you

he’ll stimulate your g-spot and your clit at the same time and have you orgasm in no time

but he prefers to receive rather than give tbh

he’s just a lazy ass mf tbh and eating u out is a lot of work

r = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

totally! as long as it doesn’t make you uncomfortable

likes to experiment with with bondage a lot

loves how helpless you look when he ties your hands up (and will totally tease you about it)

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

cannot go for multiple rounds

once he cums he’s knocked out like a baby in no time lol

t = toy (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

doesn’t own any of his own but will definitley use some of your toys on you

likes to have a vibrator on your clit while he’s fucking you

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

likes to tease you A LOT

especially if you’re being bratty

“i won’t give you what you want unless you act like a good girl”

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

mostly grunts and he’s not very loud at all

also curses a lot

will sometimes be quiet so he can hear your moans

w = wild card (random sex headcanon)

likes it when you leave hickeys on him

also likes it when you take off your clothes/get changed in front of him

he’ll watch your naked body with the stupidest smile on his face

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

6 inches

very girthy and a lot of veins

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive)

pretty normal

but if you leave him deprived for like a week he starts getting needy

z = zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)

he will try his best to stay awake and talk to you

but he’s out like a light in 10 minutes tops

will try to make conversation for as long as he can though, sometimes he falls asleep mid sentence

[join-the-joywrite]

You are the music in me (part 1)

(mostly) juke soulmate AUs no. 1

Special thanks & shoutout to @endless-navigator and @i-spit-on-fire for helping me with my first juke soulmates au post, you guys are amazing!!

Suggested by the lovely Endless: AU where soulmates are musically connected, so whenever the one is playing music, the other hears it in their head (Everyone Is Alive AU, Trevor and Bobby are not the same person I know it doesn't make sense shh)

First of all, I love this au and my co-writers

Second of all, let's just pause for a moment to imagine Alex suffering out hours of Justin Bieber's pop music because that was Willie's playlist at one point. Alex retaliated by starting a rock band and that's the real story behind Sunset Curve, shhh

They all go to the same school & the entire grade is very aware of Julie & Carrie's rivalry for top spot in music, dance and drama. So far, Julie has music, Carrie has dance and somehow, Flynn accidentally got into drama due to an admin error in eighth grade and she's been rocking it ever since. But Julie and Carrie are best friends, don't doubt that. It may seem a little suspicious, but they do love each other.

Luke thinks Julie is a hotshot and finds Carrie super arrogant. He tolerates Flynn. He expects his best friends to do the same but Reggie adopted Flynn as his little sister and partner in crime, and Alex regularly sleeps over at Carrie's for spa night and boy gossip. Luke is very betrayed when he discovers this.

Once, Alex was over for a Dirty Candy recital and spent the next day singing the song they were performing and when Dirty Candy performed it, Luke and Reggie were Very Confused -- but half an hour later, Alex was singing Justin Bieber under his breath again.

Anyway back to the juke I initially started this for

Perfect Harmony

Luke doesn't really like Julie but he's the first to admit she's actually really talented. Julie has no idea who Luke is.

When Sunset Curve started up and found their sound, Julie decided that she couldn't wait to meet her soulmate because she was going to strangle them on sight. How was she supposed to get her homework done when all she had every afternoon was rock music???

They once independently went to the same concert and after realizing that the music wasn't bad, they were just hearing double, both got excited that their soulmate liked the music they did.

Julie wrote music with Rose a lot and often, she'd be the one singing. Luke often thought about penning down the unfamiliar lyrics to search it up later but he always forgot, getting lost in the beautiful music his soulmate listened to.

Eventually, Julie grew accustomed to the constant rock and decided to Google the lyrics in her head. After coming up blank everywhere, she concluded that her soulmate was making original music. So she had a talented soulmate. Didn't mean they weren't annoying.

Perfect Harmony

Julie still can't wait to meet her soulmate. Maybe she won't kill them on sight but she sure as hell will beat them with a cushion for the one calculus test she flunked after spending all the study time with loud music in her head.

Luke and Julie write music together

I love Luke but he's dumb and he doesn't even notice that he's writing music with his soulmate. Julie does, but only because her soulmate has a very distinct voice and any music that comes from her soulmate shares that voice and even though it's so very different to her own, there is an undeniable complimentary aspect.

Julie has like 8 duets locked away from her family that she co-wrote with her unaware soulmate.

Perfect Harmony

Sunset Curve has ballads now and then. Bobby, Reggie and Alex know why but they're not gonna tell Luke. They're just gonna share knowing glances and pretend like nothing is different. They have a bet going with how long it'll take Luke to realise.

Luke is falling in love with his soulmate because music is life and his soulmate has GREAT music taste. Unlike Julie, he hasn't yet figured out that the music in his head is original music.

P E R F E C T H A R M O N Y

Endless, Sun & I thought about killing Rose but we threw that out the window pretty quickly. Instead, we decided upon a year-long coma. In which Julie loses music.

Luke is absolutely distraught. He thinks his soulmate died. Reggie, Alex & Bobby don't think so for sure but the longer the silence goes on, the more convinced they get. It affects Luke's music too. Sunset Curve doesn't shut down like Julie did, but they do get softer.

Luke spends more time writing, singing to himself. If by some miracle, his soulmate isn't dead, then he's singing to them. Hopefully.

One day, Sunset Curve performs for Julie. Well, they don't specifically perform for her. They'd have to know her for that. Sunset Curve throws a small gig and "this song goes out to all of you who feel hopeless, like you'll never be able to wake all the passions you used to have up again."

Flynn decides Julie needs to start living again and drags her to the small mini concert because it's small and why not.

Julie goes through the entire evening in a daze, but after Flynn leaves her house later that night, Julie feels a little fuzzy, like something's wrapping her in a big warm hug. And the next day, Julie absolutely obliterates Wake Up.

A week or so after, Rose is concious again.

Now that the serious moments are done, let's get to some funnies.

Luke, distracted and bored: you with the sad eyes

Julie, trying to do her homework: W H Y

Luke, oblivious: don't be discouraged

Julie, squishing her scrap paper: >:(

Flynn finds this amusing and asks what's up. Julie growls, "he's singing Trolls."

"So sing back. Duh."

And then she does. Luke's singing gets less lazy and more energetic. Julie actually really likes Trolls music and she has to admit singing Poppy's lines are fun. Flynn is super tempted to record Julie and call it blackmail stock. Alex, Reggie and Bobby actually act on the temptation.

They do this often. Julie will be doing something mundane and then all of a sudden, there's a duet playing in her head and it's her idiot soulmate covering the song akd hoping she joins in. Thankfully, Julie is mostly alone but she wonders if her soulmate is acting a fool in front of other people just for the sake of hearing her voice. Endearing.

P E R F E C T H A R M O N Y

Julie needs some practice on her dance recitals okay, so randomly, she has the track playing on her headphones and bops her head along. Sometimes she's cleaning the kitchen and dancing with the broom pretending it's her dance partner. No I don't do that haha

It has been WEEKS of this.

Luke has developed brain cells. He now knows his soulmate is helping him write music. So he starts penning down a new song. Both of them know it's a duet. They've even had some joke practices together with no music and things like that. Julie doesn't know the music that goes with it because Luke is careful not to play it. Ever.

And so one night, Julie's down in the studio -- it's dusty and needs a little cleaning -- and pops her earbuds in and she's doin her lil dancy-dance as she listens to her the music for her dance class recital.

Luke: GUYS GUYS GUYS ITS TIME ITS TIME SHE'S PRACTICING GUYS GUYS

Alex: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENINNNGGGGGGG

Reggie and Bobby: so should we leave you two alone for a minute or--

Luke: NO YOU WILL STAY HERE AND YOU WILL PLAY THE NOTES I GAVE YOU LAST WEEK I HOPE YOU NERDS PRACTICED

Bobby: you know we're gonna silently make fun of you the whole time

Luke: I am aware but you guys love me and you'll do this for me now shut up I have to time this perfectly

Julie is hearing double. At first she thinks maybe she never plugged her headphones in or maybe Flynn or Carrie are nearby listening to it too or -- no wait hang on a minute that doesn't sound like the track she's supposed to dance to.

Taking out her earbuds confirms that the music is in her head.

Off topic, speaking of music in her head, Luke definitely thinks I Got The Music is a Bop™

Its soft, its sweet, it's just guitar. There is no way in hell her soulmate is listening to guitar instead of playing it. She knows that much.

So now Julie has forgotten about cleaning the studio up and is pretty much standing in the same spot, just holdin on to the broom that did just two short sweeps

"Step into my world"

"THE BASTARD WROTE A SONG"

"Bittersweet love story bout a girl"

big gasp "THAT BASTARD IS PLAYING OUR DUET"

"Shook me the core"

Julie's brain: singggg,,,,, Julie: I'm afraid, ,,, Julie's brain, in Flynn's voice: S I N G

"Voice like an angel, never heard before"

Julie, before she can back down, "here in front of me"

Luke's eyes get so wide and so happy. Bobby takes a pause to snap a photo. When they finally find Luke's soulmate, they're gonna have so many dorky pics to show

Y'all it is the most beautiful separated duet of all time. I mean, not for the guys, the pauses are really weird but hey, at least Luke seems to be enjoying himself.

Post duet: "Mija are you singing to yourself"

Julie: (screams and throws broom) no?

You know what maybe this needs to be split for a part two...

[lesserfandomappreciation]

Ariadne and why the Mycenaeans can fuck right off

Warning: Includes brief mentions of r*pe, cultural destruction, ancient patriarchy reminding us why no woman would ever time-travel more than 5 years into the past if that and a great deal of spite for male historians/public education history/mythology classes. 

Possible side effects may include a sudden intense rage for an ancient society equivalent to the innate rage one has for the Romans burning the library of Alexandria, a distinct hatred for ancient men not being able to let anyone have nice things, and a sudden fascination for Minoa. 

Usually, I stick to writing imagines and being happy with that. It’s fun! I love it! But every now and again, in an attempt to escape the crushing forces known as reality and responsibilities I’ll put on a few cutscenes from games I’m: A) Too lazy to play B) Too broke to play C) Too unskilled to play D) All of the above

because cutscenes are free and why torture yourself with impossible levels when its free on Youtube?* *In all seriousness please support video games and video game creators, but no shame to those of us who prefer cutscenes to gameplay.  A few weeks ago I added the game Hades made by Supergiant to the list because the cutscenes were bomb and the characters are so much fun! Intricate as all hell! Hella cute too but that’s unrelated! Now my pretty little simp patootie is especially a big fan of Dionysus and his gorgeous design so the cutscenes with him are my favorite.

I’m re-watching his cutscenes a few nights ago for fun as background when he has a certain line about Theseus. Don’t quote me on this since my memory is foggy at best but roughly it was: Dionysus: Good job with Theseus. Never cared much for him- what he did to that girl was just horrible.*

*I know that’s not his exact line but this is clearly a rant post fueled by spite and ADD-hyper-focused obsessions with ancient civilizations so let’s not worry too too much about the semantics here. 

Now, I like mythology! Personally, I prefer the Norse mythology due to the general lack of very very gross dynamics that several other ancient mythologies seem to include, but I’m decently familiar with Greek mythos. Enough to go - “Why does the God of Wine give a single fuck about the frat bro of Greek heroes being a dick to a woman? Grossness is embedded into the very DNA of all distant relatives of Zeus, a woman being harassed by Zeus or his bastard army is a typical Tuesday in ancient Greece.” 

Wikipedia confirms that Ariadne is the only woman in the story of Theseus and the Minotaur, which I kinda knew already so unless Theseus did some f’ed up shit to some other princess of Minos, Dionysus could only be referring to her. Disregarding what I know about Wikipedia and how it can suck you down the rabbit hole of rabbit holes through sheer fury I stupidly clicked the link to Ariadne’s article. 

By the time we get to the end of this shitstorm, I will have two separate plotlines for two separate stories based of Ariadne, 2k+ notes (and going) on an ancient civilization prior to a week ago I didn’t know existed and within me there will be a rage towards a different ancient civilization I vaguely recall learning about in high school. 

Here’s how this shit went down. 

First of all, apparently after Theseus abandoned Ariadne on an island to die (yep! He did that! To the one person who is the only reason he defeated the minotaur! Fuck this guy.) there are multiple storylines where Dionysus takes a single look at Ariadne and falls in love. 

“A god falls in love?” you say, aware of how most love stories in Greek mythos can be summed up with Unfortunately, Zeus got horny and Hera is a firm believer in victim blaming. “This poor woman is about to go through hell!” I thought so too! And in one variation of the story, Dionysus does his daddy proud by being an absolute tool to Ariadne. In the majority though? He woos the fuck out of her, and ultimately marries her by consent!

Her consent!

In ancient Greece!

The party dude of the Greek pantheon knows more about consent then his father and modern day frat brothers!

Okay! That’s interesting, so I keep reading. 

Ariadne getting hitched to Dionysus is a big deal in Olympus, to the point of getting a crown made of the Aurora Borealis from Aphrodite who is bro-fisting Dionysus, beyond glad she didn’t have to give him the talk about consent. The rest of the gods are pissy especially Hera who doesn’t like Dionysus much since he is the son of Zeus and Semele but they don’t do much. Ariadne ascends to godhood, becomes the goddess of Labyrinths with the snake and bull as her symbol and that’s that on that. 

Colorin, colorado, este cuento se acabado.  And they lived happily ever after. That’s the end of the post right?

NO! Because curiosity has made me their bitch and there’s more to this calling me. 

Also, I was pissed! Still am! Why the fuck-a-doodle-do did I have to learn about the time Poseidon r*ped a priestess instead of the arguably healthiest relationship in the entirety of the pantheon? Why is Persephone and Hades’ story (which has improved since it was first written and I like more modern versions of it, no hate) the only healthy-ish Greek love story I had to learn when Dionysus and Ariadne were right there? The rage of having endured several grade levels of “Zeus got horny and Hera found out” stories in the nightmare of public education led me to keep looking into this. 

There’s this wonderful Youtube channel called Overly Sarcastic Productions that I highly recommend that delves a lot into mythology, and I have seen their bombass video about Dionysus and how his godhood has changed since he was potentially first written in a language we comprehend. 

Did ya’ll know this man is the heir apparent to Zeus? ‘Cause I didn’t know that!

YEA! Dionysus, man of parties, king of hangovers and inducer of madness, is set to inherit the throne of Olympus! Ariadne didn’t husband up the God of Wine, she husbanded up the Prince of Olympus and heir apparent to the throne! Holy shit! No wonder some of the gods were against her marriage to Dionysus - can you imagine the drama of an ex-mortal woman sitting on the Queen’s throne of Olympus? Hera must have been pissed.

BUT WAIT.

There’s more.

The reason we know Dionysus is a very important god and is possibly even more important than we think is because of a handy-dandy language known as Linear B, otherwise known as the language of the Mycenaeans!

For those of you fortunate enough to have normal hobbies and interests, the Mycenaeans were the beta version of the Greeks. Their written language of Linear B is one of, if not the first recorded instance of a written Indo-European language. This language, having been translated, gives us an interesting look at what the Greek gods were like back in their beta-stages before they fixed the coding and released the pantheon. 

Interesting side facts of the Mycenaean Greek gods include:

Poseidon being the head god with an emphasis on his Earthquake aspect, and being much more of a cthonic god in general. 

Take that Zeus, for being so gross. 

The gods in general being more cthonic, as Mycenaeans were obsessed with cthonic gods (probably due to all the earthquakes and natural disasters in Greece and Crete at that time)

Several of the gods and goddesses that we know being listed, alongside some that we don’t consider as important (Dione)

The first mention of Kore, later Persephone, but no Hades because since a lot of gods were cthonic, there would be no need for one, specific cthonic god to represent the majority of death-related rituals.

That’s not what we’re focusing on though! What we’re focusing on is a specific translated portion of Linear B that we have. One of the translated portions of Linear B that for the life of me I can’t find (someone please help me find it and send the link so I can edit this post) says an interesting phrase. “Honey to the gods. Honey to the Mistress of Labyrinths.”

One more time. “Honey to the gods. Honey to the Mistress of Labyrinths.”

Mistress of Labyrinths. 

Now wait a gosh darn minute. Isn’t there a goddess of labyrinths in the Greek mythos? Why yes! Yes there is! Ariadne!

Here’s a question for you. If Ariadne is but a minor god in the pantheon, a wife to a more predominant god, why is it that while all the other gods and goddesses are bunched together in a sentence of praise, the so-called ex-mortal gets a whole-ass sentence to herself singing praises?

And thus, we have arrived to Minoa!

What is Minoa, you ask? Minoa is to Rome what Rome is to us. An old-ass civilization either older than or younger by a hundred years to ancient Egypt. Egypt, that started in 3200 B.C-ish depending on who you ask. That’s old. Old as balls. They were contemporaries to their trading partner, Egypt until 1450 BC-ish. A 2000 year old civilization.

Minoa was founded on the island of Crete, and was by what artifacts we have found a merchant civilization with its central economy centered on the cultivation of saffron and the development of bronze/iron statues of bulls. Most of what we know about them comes from artifacts and frescoes found on Crete that managed to survive everything else I will mention later, but what matters is that we know a few things about them. 

Obsessed with marine life for some time, given their pottery. 

Had the first palaces in all of Europe, some of them ridiculously big. 

Wrote in Linear A and Cretan Hieroglyphs, both still untranslated languages. 

Had a ritual involving jumping over a bull, for some reason. 

Firm believers in “Suns out, Tits out.”

You’d think I’m kidding on the last one but no! No no no! All the women apparently rocked the tits-out look in Minoa!

^^^^One of many, many Minoan works featuring women giving their titties fresh air. ^^^^

“Wait a second Pinks! What does this have to do with Ariadne being the Mistress of labyrinths?”

Well you see dear wonderful darling, while we know very little about Minoan religion because Mycenaeans (we will get to those bastards in a second), we do know this:

All the religious figures appear to be exclusively women.

The most important figures of their religion seem to be goddesses as there are few artifacts featuring male gods.

Because of the religion, the culture may have been an equal society or even a matriarchy! Historians who are male aren’t sure. 

A frankly ridiculous amount of their temples, including the ones in caves in the middle of fuck-all feature labyrinths. A lot of labyrinths!

Their head god is a goddess! Whose temples have labyrinths and whose main symbols are snakes and bulls. Who do we know is a) the mistress of labyrinths and b) is symbolized a lot by snakes and bulls?

ARI-fucking-ADNE THAT’S WHO!

Ariadne didn’t upgrade by marrying the prince of Olympus! Dionysus wifed up possibly the most important goddess in all of Crete and becoming her boy-toy! 

I’m not even kidding, most Minoan depictions of the goddess’ consort features a boy/man who cycles through the stages of death. Dionysus himself in several myths goes through the same cycle - life, being crushed, death, rebirth, repeat.  Cycles the consort goes through in Minoan legend depictions too!

Okay, that’s great, but what does that have to do with the Mycenaeans? Why do you want to single-handedly go back in time and strangle the beta-Greeks with the nearest belt?

Everything I just said about Ariadne being a Minoan goddess, the Mistress of Labyrinths being hella important on Minoa, is all theoretical. The Mycenaeans are partially to blame for making it theoretical. 

Minoa thrived for 2000 years but it had a lot of issues, mostly caused by natural disasters. Towards the end of their civilization (1500 BC-ish), the nearby island of Thera, today known as Santorini, decided to blow up. The island was a hella-active volcano that when erupted, destroyed a lot. 

How big was the eruption? Well when Pompeii was wasted by Mt. Vesuvius, the blast was heard from roughly 120 miles away, 200 km. 

The blast on Thera was heard from 3000 miles away. 4800 km away.

Fuck me, the environmental effects of the explosion were felt in imperialistic CHINA.

Holy shit that would waste anybody! And it did! Minoa went from being a powerhouse in the Mediterranean to scrambling to recover from losing 40,000 citizens and who knows how many cities. Tsunamis may have followed the blast, further destroying ports which for a navy-powerhouse of an island nation is a bad thing and the theorized temperature drops caused by a cloud of ash lingering for a while would have destroyed crops for the year.

Minoa was fucked. 

The Mycenaeans and all their bullshit made it worse.

Up until a few hundred years prior to Thera’s explosion, Minoan artifacts don’t depict much in terms of military power. Why would it? Crete is a natural defense post. Sheer cliffs, high mountains and a few semi-fortified areas would make it pointless to invade. It’s only when the Mycenaeans in all their bullshit decided to attack/compete that Minoa really needed any army to speak of.

Guess who decided to invade while Minoa was reeling from an incredibly shitty year? Mycenaea!

Guess who won?

Also Mycenaea!

Nobody knows how this shit went down though because wouldn’t you know it, the Mycenaeans in all their superiority-complex glory decided to destroy most written accounts about Minoa, a good junk of the temples and culturally eliminated most of Minoan beliefs. 

Minoa isn’t even the real name of the civilization! It’s just the name Arthur Evans, the guy who re-motivate interest in Minoan archaeology, gave to the civilization because the writings that would have included the name of the civilization were destroyed.

“That sucks!” Fuck yes that sucks! “What does that have to do with Ariadne though?”

Oh ho ho. Strap in because you’re about to be pissed. 

Those of us unfortunate enough to be aware of all the bullshit the Christians pulled on the European pagan belief system are familiar with the concept of cultural, religious destruction. There’s a special name for it I don’t know but if I did I would curse it to be absorbed by the horrendous will of fungi. 

An example: Christianity was not the most popular of religions amongst the Vikings. A monotheistic religion that is heavily controlled did not strongly appeal to anyone with a pantheon as rad as the Norse one. 

In order to appeal to the Vikings, what monks would do is they would write down traditionally Viking stories which up until that point were orally passed down. Beowulf, the story of the most Viking Viking to have every Vikinged, was one of these first stories. 

However! Did these monks write Beowulf as closely to the original oral transcript as possible? Of course not! They took liberties! While Norse features such as trolls and dragons and all sorts of Norse magic occur, there is a lot of Christian features added in. 

This happened across all Pagan religions that Christianity came into contact with in Europe. Stories would be altered when written down to be more Christian (this happened to the Greek Pantheon too btw), holidays that were Pagan magically lined up with ones the Vatican just happened to suddenly have. Even names of mythological figures were taken and added onto Christian figure names. Consequently, a lot of pagan religions they did this to got erased over time, with many of their traditions and details being lost forever, and the details we do know being tinted by Christianity.

The Mycenaeans were likely no different. 

Minoa and Mycenaea were as culturally opposite as can be. Minoa is theorized to be a matriarchal or equal society*. Mycenaea and most of early Greece absolutely was not. In fact, during early stages of their religion where they believed in reincarnation, the Mycenaeans believed the worst thing to come back as was a woman. 

Did you get that? With your options ranging from man to ever single animal on Earth, a woman was ranked as beneath literal animals in Mycenaean society.

Fuck the Mycenaeans.

* This is not to say Minoa was without fault, as a society that is matriarchal or equal can still have rampant issues such as privilege, classism, racism, sexism and more, but when history has a shortage of civilizations that didn’t treat women like shit, you find yourself rooting for them more. 

 What do you do then, when you take over a society that is very much the opposite of a nightmare of a patriarchy? You fold their beliefs into your own to bait them into yours. Going back to the Linear B line about “Mistress of Labyrinths” that line would/could have been an early tactic of incorporating Minoan belief into Mycenaean belief. Other goddesses and gods were made into aspects of Mycenaean gods. Bristomartis, the Minoan goddess of the hunt, would become Artmeis. Velchanos, a god of the sky, would become Zeus. 

With more time, the religion shifted more into Mycenaean and eventually into ancient Greece as we know it. Through trade other gods and goddesses would continue to shift and change, some being straight up imported (Aphrodite for example). Dionysus himself changed a lot too, going from a God representing freedom and attracting slaves, women and those with limited power into his cult, to a God of parties for the wealthy. 

Theseus and the Minotaur was a myth likely based on a Mycenaean myth based on a Minoan myth that changes Ariadne from an important, possibly the important goddess of an ancient religion and relegates her to a side character in a pantheon so vast that she would be lost within it. 

All of this brings us to today. Today, where as soon as work ended I spent most of the day, as well as the past two days, looking up everything I can on Minoan civilization and added it to my notes. Spite is fueling me to write two possible different stories for two different fandoms where Minoa dunks of Mycenaea and it is giving me life. Expect an update within the next two weeks folks as I lose control of my writing life once more. 

In summary: Ariadne deserves more respect, fuck the public education system for skipping over the good parts of Greek mythology instead of the r*pey as shit parts, the Mycenaeans can eat my shorts, and a world were Minoa became the predominant power instead of Greece would be an amazing world to live in.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. Pink out. 

[just-a-creep-babe]

BEN NSFW Alphabet

Happy Valentine’s day yall!! Hope you’re getting your fill of smut around the internet ;)

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Masterlist: x

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’s pretty lazy tbh. Usually won’t get up for a towel unless you ask him to. He just likes to vibe afterwards, yknow? Maybe cuddle a bit next to you as he starts playing a game

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partners’)

Is hair a body part? Idk, but he’s fond of his dirty blond locks. If it doesn’t count though, he’s also proud of his hands. Always playing games means he’s got dextrous fingers perfect for coaxing all those pretty sounds from you

Ya boi’s a titty guy. Big titties, small titties, medium titties; doesn’t matter to him. He’ll love them no matter what. Expect plenty of hickeys on your chest. He also fucking loves thighs too and I mean who doesn’t, right?

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Loves cuming on you. Your chest, face, thighs, ass—anywhere, really. He just thinks it’s so hot. Bonus points if you bring it up to your mouth and lick it clean. Drives him nuts every time

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He‘s got a thing for underwear. Might steal your bra or panties and masturbate to them. It’s best not to ask where those stains came from, just be thankful you got them back 😅

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s relatively experienced. Knows what he’s doing & how to maneuver his way around another body, but he sometimes does get a bit unintentionally awkward just cause of who he is as a person lmao

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Oof definitely cowgirl. He can be pretty lazy & you riding him gives him the perfect opportunity to lay back and watch you do all the work. He’ll stare at your chest before eventually getting so horny he can’t help but grasp your thighs and fuck up into you like the depraved bastard he is

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He tends to be a bit of both. Might start off a little goofy at first but eventually gets more serious as things get heated. Sometimes likes making dirty jokes just cause he can he’s real classy

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s too lazy to groom himself often, so it can end up getting pretty messy, but he usually won’t let it get out of hand completely

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Like I said before, he tends to prefer lazy, casual sex over all else. He’s not really romantic, and would rather have a fwb thing instead of a romantic partner. There’s just less pressure for the whole thing

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Boy jerks off a lot. Usually once a day, if not more. If he’s feeling a lil shameless, he’ll send you pics/videos & invite you to join in too. He’s almost always horny

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Ooh, he’s got lots~ Hair pulling, for one. Tug on his blond locks and he’ll make the sexiest sound while frantically thrusting up into you. He also likes marking you anyway he can; it strokes his pride seeing your skin scratched & bruised because of him. He likes edging + edging and overstimulation & will definitely give you lil shocks if you’re ok with it

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes it in his bed, just cause it’s easy & comfy, but he’s also a fan of shower sex. Also, he can teleport into cyberspace & bring someone in, where he’s basically a god in there, so he enjoys having his fun where anything is possible~

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He watches so much porn lmao but also just seeing you act super innocent or confident and sexy, maybe while wearing lingerie. Rub up against him while he’s playing a game and he’ll gladly fuck you senseless the whole night. Nearly anything and sometimes apparently nothing can set him off smh

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Besides the nasty stuff like scat no offence, I ain’t judging there’s really nothing he,, wouldn’t try? He’s an experimentalist at heart

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Hnnng receiving. Suck him off nice and good while he runs his fingers through your hair. It takes everything in his power to stop himself from fucking your throat raw

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He typically savors the act, unless it’s a quickie, so fucking tends to be slow enough to make the both of you last long. He might be painfully gentle to tease you, but more often than not, he’s a bit on the rougher side

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’s in constant need of a quickie. Anyplace, anytime, you say it and he’s down. Sometimes they end up being longer sessions, but otherwise, a good closet fuck is all good and fine by him

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risks are fine. He doesn’t really mind, they just don’t excite him too much because he honestly doesn’t really care if he’s caught. But if his partner’s into it, he’ll make sure the time & place are extra precarious. You probably will get caught at least once ngl

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He… *cough* trains *cough* so he can last a good amount of time. If he ejaculates prematurely, which rarely happens (but sometimes does when it’s been a while) he’ll definitely make it up to you. His oral skills are 👌👌

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He has a fleshlight n a couple of vibrators. Probably some handcuffs and a blindfold as well, but he doesn’t really need them because he can just summon chains & wires on the whim

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Loves teasing. So much. Until you’re writhing and moaning and begging and squirting all over his hands and raging hard-on. It’s such a power trip for him, he can’t get enough of mind breaking you

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I’m assuming this is besides all the dirty talk, cause he’s got a filthy mouth. But usually, it starts off with heavy breathing, then a bit of swearing and groaning until he’s moaning and madly rutting his hips into your tight little hole. Usually groans a curse as he pumps you full of thick cum god I’m nasty

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He gets PEGGED!

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Mmm pretty average, but as I’ve mentioned in the nsfw headcanons, it’s, like, really pretty. Boy knows how to use it too

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High! Af!! Almost as high as him when he’s got nothing else to do!

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Well, he doesn’t sleep very much, cause, yknow, he’s dead. But if his partner cuddles up next to him and starts dozing off, he might rest next to them if he’s feeling particularly affectionate. It’s pretty rare tho :/

[daily-dose-of-imagines]

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He is such a bastard man and I hate that he is so hot for no reason, like why???? But thank you for requesting with us anon and I hope you like this!

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A - Aftercare: How do they take care of their s/o after sex?  

EH, Naraku wouldn’t take care of their s/o after sex, he would just leave there to regain conciousness, then let them clean themselves, unless he was a good mood, only then he will ever help them out. But that wouldn’t be common.

B - Body: What is their favorite body part?   

His favorite body part would be boobs and neck. This man loves sucking on them boobies, loves tasting the mon his tongue and with the neck he loves biting it, and hard. He loves hearing you scream, not knowing if it is from pain or pleasure.   

C - Cum: Anything to do with it    

He likes cumming inside of you, always thinking that he is making you that way, telling others that you are his and only his, icky but effective i guess ololol.

D - Daring: How willing are they to take risks? Are they experimental or do they prefer to stick within their comfort zone?    

OH MY GOD this guy will literally have an audience, he would risk so much. He will use you as a toy for experiments and do anything that he will think will feel good to him.

E - Experience: Is this their first time? Or do they have more experience under their belt?  

Nah Naraku has so much experience it’s ridiculous, he would know the body of so like the back of his fucking hand, like it is kind of weird and kind of a turn on, since he knows what he is doing ya know.

F - Fair: How fair are they with their s/o? How much of a tease are they?   

PLEASE JUST, HE”S A TEASE AND A BASTARD BECAUSE OF IT. He likes watching you cry and whimper when he teases and likes to watch you want him until you can’t think about anything else.   

G - Green light: How do they come up with a safeword to use if they or their s/o are uncomfortable and want to stop? 

I don’t see him creating a safe word for their s/o, no I see him just doing what he wants, without thinking of what they want, I mean he is a villain and he is super arrogant so oop yeah it would suck.

H - Hands: How touchy are they? Where do they usually like to touch their s/o?

He touches you all the time, because he loves how you feel, so soft and supple. Will want to constantly have you around so he can grope you, if he wants to. They are a plaything to him, and he wants his plaything near him at all times. 

I - Intimacy: Do they tend to be a romantic when in the bedroom? How much of a sap can they be?     

Nahhhhhhh not a lot of romance here, just there for the sex, but he wouldn’t do it to someone he wasn’t attracted to so that’s something. But he can be sap if he get extra satisfied so hopefully their s/o can hang in there and give him what he wants. 

J - Jest: Are they prone to being a little silly, or are they more serious?

I cannot see silly Naraku so I’m just gonna say he will be very serious and very controlling, like ahahahaha he’ll have fun but idk about his s/o man.      

K - Kinks: Any kinks that never fail to get them off?      I feel Naraku would have a lot of kinks spanning from choking you to biting, and just overall making you do weird position for maximum depth ya know.

L - Lust: What really gets them going? Any specific turn-ons?    

 when he sees fear in your eyes, when he sees that you think you are going to die and just. He's crazy into morbid stuff like blood play.

M - Move: What is their pace like? Are they fast or slow, rough or gentle?

They go all kinda of fast and rough, he doesn't likenit gentle because he wants to get off, not really feel the feels of sex.     

N - No way: Do they have any turn-offs? Anything that they’re not willing to do in the bedroom?  

He wouldn't like it if you were not really screaming and just limp? Liken if you seem like you don't like it then you don't scream and not vocal.

O - Oral: Do they usually give or receive? How skilled are they?  

He likes when you give, like because it feels good ya know. Sometimes he'll give you oral if he is in the mood.

Q - Quickie: Have they tried it with their s/o? How did it go?

P - Position: What is their favorite position?    

Any position that has bent down and your ass up bro he loves that shit like LOVES THE SHIT.

No quickies in this house, just long hours of fucking from dawn til dusk, no breaks at all, s/o will live on his dick lolol

R - Role: Top, bottom, or switch?   

Top, top toptoptoptoptoptoptotp and doesn’t accept anything else other than that, and will not  change his mind ever.

S - Stamina: How long can they last? How many rounds before they’re finally tuckered out?      

AAHHAHAHAHHA Naraku has the stamina of a BEAST like oh my god his s/o would actually pass out and he still wouldn’t be finished. I would feel so bad for whoever dates him I swear. SO many rounds, so many.

T - Toys: Do they have any toys? How often are they used on their s/o or on themselves?  

He likes teasing you so he will have toys ready all the time, he will have toys from big to small to vibrators to like dragon dildos, bastard man is freaky. He will do very often unless he is lazy and just wants to fuck you normally.  

U - Understand: How easily can they understand their s/o without them having to say a word?

Hmmmmmmm he can easily understand them, but he wouldn’t do anything with them if he wasn’t feeling it.      

V - Vocal: How loud are they?     

He wouldn’t be very loud, if anything he would grunt a bit and dirty talk you until you cum, and maybe gasp when he cums.  

W - Weird: What is the weirdest thing they’ve done/tried to do before, during, or after sex? 

I fee; like Naraku already does really things for sex, but the weirdest he would probably do is fuck them with his tentacles, all of them all different sizes and widths.

X - X-ray: What’s going on below the belt?

Man, he can go small, he can go big, he can be thick or he can go thin. The man is a shapeshifting demon, he can shapeshift his dick too lolololol. It’d be a fun game.  

Y - Yearn: How do they get the attention of their s/o when they’re in the mood?

He will just verbally say that he wants to have sex, no pouting or silent signals, just a “(y/n), I want to have sex right now” and you can’t deny him whatsoever.

Z - Zzz: How quickly do they fall asleep afterward?   

If he is tired enough, he take you in his arms and sleep on you, so he is comfortable feels safe oddly enough.  

[duhragonball]

I'd like to suggest Majin Buu for the character asks. He's a strange dude who stuck around longer then expected, so I'd imagine you have some mixed feelings on the character. I'd say any version of Buu applies, but thats up to you.

Give me a character and I will answer:

Why I like them: Those who know me, know that I am all about that post-Frieza era of DBZ.  That’s why I want Hit to kill him again, because it did wonders for Z, and maybe it could improve Super II or whatever they end up calling it.   I’ve already discussed why I love Cell, but for me, the Buu Saga was not much of a step down.   I came out of the Cell Games wanting more, really craving an epilogue to show how everyone was getting along after Cell’s defeat.   And the Buu Saga gave me exactly that.   

The common criticism leveled against Buu is that he isn’t much on personality.  He doesn’t have the charisma of a Frieza or Buu, but I think that works in his favor, since it gives the good guys more time to work out all their issues.   A big part of the arc was about Goku and Vegeta getting on the same page, and it’s tough to make that happen when the bad guy has his own monologue.   I think that’s why you don’t see much of them together on Namek, or during the Androids crisis.   

I’ve seen Team Four Star compare Super Buu’s absorption forms to sort of a carbon copy of Perfect Cell.    I’m not sure I agree, but 1) I’m not sure that’s a bad thing, even if it’s true, and 2) If you don’t like Buuhan, don’t worry, because he doesn’t stay that way for very long.    Majin Buu has lots of variety, is my point.    No one’s going to love all of his different forms and appearances, but you’re probably going to find a few that appeal to you.    I had trouble picking a header image for this, because it feels like it does a disservice to the character.    He’s so many different things.   He can be cute and cuddly, or vicious and terrifying, or sassy and rude.  

I also like what he represents to the series as a whole.   When he was first introduced, Buu was presented as this instant “game over” for the universe.   If Babidi reawakens him, that’s it, we all lose.   No one can stop him.    But then he breaks out anyway, and the good guys still manage to rally.    He proves too powerful to defeat, but Goku comes up with a plan, and the Supreme Kai comes up with a plan, and the Old Kai comes up with a plan, and finally Vegeta comes up with a plan, and all of them are premised on the idea that maybe we’re not so doomed after all.    Maybe the Z-Fighters are strong enough to pull this off.   And they do pull it off, and somehow turn Buu good in the process.   There’s a very hopeful message in that.   

Why I don’t: Not gonna lie, I find it somewhat uncomfy that Fat Buu survives the conflict and just... stays that way.    I’m not talking about his appearance, mind you, I mean he still seems like the same guy who gouged out Dabura’s eyes, who creeped on that one lady, and seemed unable to stop eating.   

Let me put it like this: When I first watched the episodes where Mr. Satan befriends Buu, I wasn’t entirely surprised, but what worried me was that he cooked food for Buu, and then he’d immediately demand another meal.  The implication, for me anyway, was that maybe Buu couldn’t be reformed, and he would be compelled by an endless hunger to destroy everything in his sight, regardless of how he might have felt about it.  

In hindsight, I think the “can’t-stop-eating” bit was just intended to set up the emergence of Evil Buu.   Once he got that out of his system, he was fine, but it still bugged me, and even Vegeta was concerned about Buu making another Kid Buu someday.   Because no one really understood what Buu was or how he worked, so who’s to say that he could truly shake off the ways of evil?    Also, Fat Buu owes his existence to absorbing two of the ancient Supreme Kais, so it bothered me that they got everyone else de-absorbed but not them.  

But, I can’t say that bothers me too much, since the final episodes of DBZ show that he lived peacefully with Mr. Satan for at least a decade.  Even so, I wasn’t surprised to see Dragon Ball GT merge him with Uub.   I think the urge to write him out of the story was pretty strong.    Notice how Dragon Ball Super has Majin Buu, but they hardly ever use him.   It makes you wonder.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): You know, I think I might go with the one where the Supreme Kai explains Buu’s backstory to the Old Kai.   Pretty sure that one ends with Kid Buu blowing up the world, so it’s got a lot going for it. 

Favorite season/movie: The Fusion Saga is kind of my go-to answer for the best of Buu, but after I rewatched everything last year, I think the Kid Buu Saga make be the better arc.   It’s tough to decide.

Favorite line: When Goku and Vegeta power up on the Supreme Kai Planet to draw Buu’s attention, he senses their ki and grins, saying “Dum-dums!” like he’s so excited that they’re gonna try and fight him again.   That’s in the dub, anyway, but I always liked that this was Kid Buu’s pet name for those two idiots.

Favorite outfit: I don’t think I have a preference, but it might have been nice to see more of this version:

OTP: I guess that female Buu he made so he could have children?   Honestly, the less I have to think about Buu being romantic the better I like it.  

Brotp: Gotta be Mr. Satan.

Head Canon: The Xenoverse games and Dragon Ball Online introduced this whole notion of Buu starting his own race of Majins on Earth.    I’ve been trying to figure out how to work with that in my fanfic, and the main thing that sticks out in my mind is that Buu is the progenitor of that entire population, and I’m pretty sure he’d still be alive at any given time, so it intrigues me that a Majin OC I might come up with could just stroll on over to Buu’s house and say hello.  But I’m not really sure what they’d talk about.  

Unpopular opinion: Killing him off was one of the few smart moves GT made, and providing a means for the absorbed Supreme Kai’s to escape was one of the few smart moves Toyotaro made.  

A wish: If they do another Tournament of Power, Buu should actually be in it.   He can absorb Frieza and that way they can get around the cap on team members. 

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: If they do another big fight, for the love of crap, don’t just have him nap through it.   I just realized he probably slept through the Broly movie too.   Lazy bastard.

5 words to best describe them: That’s the tubby custard machine.

My nickname for them: “You r--” whoa ho-hoooo.   Just kidding.  

[hyponell3]

So I decided to draw two other ghost fricks! I took designs of two character I previously had for another idea because hey, I thought they would be cool here!!! So Lawrence won’t be the only ghost frick I have y a y! Now, time to introduce the duo!!

Tommy “Dizzy”

Cause of Death: Multiple bullets to his chest, messed with the wrong people

Some General info:

- He’s 5’4”

-Overall, he’s a kind and energetic person. Likes to have fun and is a good and loyal friend. Can talk smack about you and it h u r t s, but of course never goes too far when it’s friends, only playful.

- This boy has the biggest sweet tooth you’ll ever see, have to make sure he doesn’t eat unholy amounts (especially when it comes to his love for apple fritters)

- Has a tendency to use outdated slang and puns. Never ask for any jokes from him, he will go on with them and believe me, it will kill you.

-Buckeye gave him the nickname to make fun of how easily prone to motion sickness he was. Dizzy still likes the nickname, thinks it’s cool UwU. Was also given the jacket by him, which cherishes greatly

- Has a slight lisp, he’s sorta embarrassed by it

James “Buckeye”

Cause of Death: Bullet to the head, messed with the wrong people

Some General info:

- Frick is 5’9”

-Is actually more playfully sarcastic than deadpan really, likes to mess with people a lot. Overall a chill and cool guy. Still bastard tho

- This man runs on coffee and energy drinks all day everyday

- The pins he has on his coat were gifted by Dizzy, the frick having made them himself. Buckeye has a whole box full of pins Dizzy makes for him, switches them everyday. They’re some of his most cherished things (the pins do have small designs on them, just was a bit lazy with them hee)

- His dummy nickname was ALSO given to him by Dizzy. He chose it because he just thought it was neat, and also kinda funny sounding to use. Buckeye won’t admit that he actually loves the nickname.

- Hardcore metal fan. Don’t hand him the aux cord if you care for your eardrums

Some Backstory on Them Both!

-The two are an inseparable crime buddy duo!! They go and do everything together as homies UwU, having met around the beginning of high school, instant friendship right then and there. It was also the start of their crime life.

-The two have commited many crimes, started off as simple shoplifting and vandalism. Later, their main ones were robbery and home invasion, smaller things here and there. The two always have fun with these, gives them the nice thrills they like. They have been in some pretty nasty brawls with others too, usually all involving some form of handheld weapon, and they usually win.

-(TW: Death mention) For their deaths, they had just finished a robbery when they bumped into a group of people in the alleyway. One thing lead to another, and the fight began, 2 agaisnt 4. Well, three, as one stood behind, and pulling out a gun, causing the duo to immediately try getting out of there. The guy first shot Dizzy, then Buckeye, who was trying to escape with him and get help. The police got to the scene immediately after the group left to find the bodies of Tommy and James lying on the ground, d e a d.😔 (May write something for this)

There’s that about the two bastard feckers! I actually really like them, but at the same time something is off about them. Sorry for such a long post too lol. I swear I will make my true ghostsona too H E E. Hope you all like the two hee

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

How are Jesse and vrox? I miss them

:’) They’re doing great Nonnie!! Just for you, here’s the SFW alphabets I wrote for them (belong the cut because they’re a tad long):

VROX:

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Vrox is very physically affectionate. Cuddling, putting his head on his partner’s shoulder, holding their hand, kissing them no matter where they are, wrapping his arms around their waist, playing with their hair, getting them in a headlock, he’s very touchy.

B = Best friend (Who is their best friend? How did the friendship start?)

Vrox doesn’t have any best friends, he has a lot of friends but the way he feels for them is kind of equal all-round. If he had to choose, he’d say Jesse is still his best friend.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Vrox is big on cuddling. If he and a partner or even a friend are sitting or lying down together, he will cuddle them. One of his favourite positions is lying with his head or his feet in his partner’s lap.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Vrox considers himself settled down. His and Jesse’s apartment is his home base that he ranges from, at the end of the day he can always come back and be disgustingly domestic and cute. He thinks cleaning is boring but he genuinely enjoys doing the dishes, because he can blast whatever music he wants and sing to it loudly and nobody is allowed to complain because he’s cleaning up. He’s not bad at all at cooking, he’s just lazy and prefers eating cereal.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He’s not great or very considerate at it. He’d probably just very clearly drift away and ghost them, until they confront him or he finally bites the bullet and breaks up with them. He’s very blunt, even if he tries to say it kindly (or not, depending on why he’s breaking up with someone) and his break-ups usually lead to fights and yelling.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Vrox is a very loyal person, but he thinks legal binding is stupid, a waste of time, and shallow compared to how he feels for his partners. He really, really doesn’t see the point, but he would go through with it if his partner wanted to, and yes he would end up crying.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He’s never really gentle gentle. He’s either rough or he’s playful or he’s intense. Varying degrees of asshole, from endearing to picking a fight. But that just means that when he is gentle, it means something much more.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He likes hugs, but he prefers giving them. His favourite hug is coming up behind someone, wrapping his arms around their waist and resting his head on the top of theirs or on their shoulder, depending on how tall they are.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Often. Vrox isn’t one to curb his emotions, if he’s feeling a lot of affection, he’ll say it. In a new relationship he says it pretty quickly and casually. Vrox feels anger very intensely, but he feels love just as fiercely.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He’s the most jealous in his trio, but he’s still not that bad. He tends to act it up sometimes to be dramatic. It’s not very deep, just little flashes of “I want them, not you” but nothing bad, and he gets over it quickly.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He’s very passionate, he goes for it without any insecurities. Sometimes he can go a bit too hard a bit too fast, but it’s not too bad.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Vrox is great with little kids, he’s the guy who waves or makes funny faces at babies in stores until they laugh. He doesn’t desperately want kids of his own, though, and teenagers tend to rub him the wrong way – he likes to be the most sullen, angry thing in the area at all times.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Vrox really doesn’t mind early mornings, but that will not stop him from complaining loudly through yawns. He likes having a long lie-in, conversation and cuddle before he gets up. Most of the time he showers early.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Normally there’s some kind of music and bad dancing, maybe chill binging of a show or movie, making dinner in the messiest way possible. Also, sex of some kind, he has a high libido and he just likes being close to those he loves. If not, definitely cuddling or sweet touching.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Vrox really can’t hide his emotions or secrets if he tries. Pretty much what you see is what you get. He will open up willingly more and more as the relationship goes on, though, about his frustrations with himself and how he wishes he didn’t have this emotion management issue.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

I know this may come as a shock, but Vrox is the least patient person on earth. Unless someone really can’t help it, then he’s a bit more considerate… but not by much.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about their partners? Do they remember every little detail they mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He tries, but sometimes info just doesn’t stick in his brain. He will occasionally forget anniversaries, but for some reason he’s better at remembering tiny insignificant details.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in their relationship?)

With Jesse, it was when he first met him, and when they had their first kiss. Nothing had ever calmed him down so quickly in his hound form and he never would have thought he would be worthy of someone like Jesse. He cried after their first kiss and just held him through the rest of the night, treasuring every second. He never stopped.

With Dante, it was when Vrox comforted him after a PTSD episode. Despite his sulking and annoyance at Dante for being so tough on him, he knows Dante only does it to keep him – and those around him – safe and that he just wants to help him. Being able to be there for him in a moment of rare vulnerability really impacted Vrox. It was also a good reminder to him that he wasn’t the only one struggling.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect their partners? How would they like to be protected?)

Vrox is protective… of everyone. If a stranger is harassing another stranger in the subway he will shove between them, if somebody is being really rude to a retail worker he will call them a dickwad. Even if it makes the situation worse, he just can’t let it go. He likes taking the spotlight off the person being attacked: he’d rather the situation escalate at him, rather than them. God help if somebody he actually cares about is being harassed. As for being protected, it makes him feel special, safe and loved.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He usually forgets anniversaries until the last minute when he runs and buys a gift. If you want to see Vrox panic, just ask him “do you remember what today is?” and he’ll shit himself. With dates he’s more casual but he always makes sure his partners have a good time. He likes giving gifts and seeing people’s faces light up, so his loved ones expect a few gifts every few months. If he sees something that even vaguely reminds him of them, he’ll buy it in an instant. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Let’s be honest, Vrox can be difficult to love. He has mood swings, days where he’s inexplicably furious, he can be lazy and too blunt. However, he is aware of all of these things and actively working every day to get better. His bad habits include: forgetting to vacuum until the dust bunnies start unionizing, being a few minutes late to everything, and liking mainstream pop music.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He’s a pretty vain bastard. He knows full well that he’s hot despite all his scars (and, frequently, bruises) and he capitalizes on it. The reason he’s late to most appointments is he’s trying to get his hair to sit exactly right (fighting a losing battle, his hair obeys no man, woman or person.)

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without their partners?)

Yes. He’d still have his friends and family that is the pack, but without Jesse and Dante he might have become a nightmare.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He wears his partners’ clothes when he’s feeling very unstable, to try and hold onto the thought of what matters most to him.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Jesse using up all the hot water with his longass showers annoys him. Dante being such a bossy, demanding asshole annoys him even more. In general he hates people who pity him or act like he’s delicate or like he’s going to blow up at them if they don’t step carefully around him.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

He usually sleeps on his stomach with his pillow in a death grip, or spooning.

JESSE:

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Jesse’s very affectionate with both words and physical touch, but the peak of his affection lies in very companionable, warm silence. He wants his loved ones to know how much he loves them all the time, with many small touches, gestures and words. He’s very encouraging and he likes holding hands – he’s gotten more comfortable doing it in public, too.

B = Best friend (Who is their best friend? How did the friendship start?)

Practically the whole pack is his best friend, everybody adores him, and he has a lot of human friends, too. He gets along great with a hound named Taylor, another named Lisa, Heath, Noah, and he’s friends with June, too. But he still considers Vrox his best friend, because that’s what they were before they started dating and that’s what they still are.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He loves cuddling, he’ll almost never protest it, but he does need his space sometimes, especially if he’s trying to concentrate on something: for example, he really doesn’t like being touched or held while he’s trying to sleep, it distracts him too much.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He feels very happily settled down. The only nagging detail in his 1910’s brain is that he’s not married yet. He’s a very good cook, since his mum and dad taught him well, and he’s very diligent with cleaning. His spaces are messy, but they’re never dirty.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He’d think about it very long and hard, and then have a heartfelt conversation with his partner and pray that it ends cordially because he never wants to hurt somebody he loves or has loved.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He is a very devoted person and was raised with a much stricter commitment policy by his parents and society at the time. When he loves somebody and he can’t imagine life without them, he’ll start to think about marriage – even just for the thought. Tying the knot is the dream.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Jesse is a very sweet person. He’s very considerate and he never wants to hurt anyone – but he’s not above playfully teasing, punching people’s arms or ruffling their hair.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He enjoys hugs a lot, he just needs to be alerted to when somebody’s going to hug him. (If Vrox is going to hug him from behind, he’s gotten in the habit of tapping Jesse lightly on the shoulder before he grabs him.) Despite the fact that he’s pretty lanky, he gives beautiful hugs, you can just tell how much he cares about you through the hug.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Jesse was reserved with those three little words for a long time, but through his years with friends and partners he’s relaxed with it a lot more. He still never wants it to lose its meaning, though, it’s never just a throwaway thing to him.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He felt a lot more insecure at the beginning of his relationship with Vrox, and because of that they opened their relationship very slowly. Now he’s very comfortable in himself and knows he’s irreplaceable, jealousy is mostly a bad memory.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He’s a very safe kisser, he knows what he’s doing and follows his partner to match their mood. He often cups his partner’s face or plays with their hair or strokes patterns on their skin while he kisses them, it’s very cute – also when he’s really having a good time he won’t be able to stop smiling which interferes with the kiss in a very cute way.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He feels very awkward around babies and very young kids because he never knows how to deal with them, but he’s very good with teenagers.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Jesse likes sleep-ins, but he also doesn’t mind getting up early – despite falling asleep late the night before. He takes most of the early shifts for his work, so he eats breakfast, has a shower, then he kisses his boyfriends goodbye and off he goes.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Jesse is a massive night owl and he’ll often stay awake till 2AM or later. He has a lot more energy at night so expect him dancing feverishly in his socks to music in his headphones while he does chores he neglected during the day.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Jesse doesn’t hide the things that happened to him, but he also never tells anyone unless they ask. He’s pretty open about his emotions, though, he knows that keeping secrets in any relationship is bound to end badly so he never lets things sit and rot, he’ll always communicate his feelings.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Jesse is a painfully patient person. He won’t lose his cool with anyone – except bigots. Unreasonable people who are just filled with hate and don’t want to learn anything or respect other people just existing? He will need to be held back.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about their partners? Do they remember every little detail they mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers most things, big and little, but if he’s stressed or busy things will slip a bit.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in their relationship?)

With Vrox, it was the first night he did karaoke with him. The pack’s a bunch of idiots so they hold karaoke nights in the communal area. Jesse was still very much in his shell, but Vrox got him up on stage. Vrox was in a super good mood that night too: he didn’t try to pressure Jesse, he just told him it’d be fun with a big genuine smile and Jesse trusted him. They sang together and hammed it up in the most dramatic way possible, and Jesse was shocked by how much fun he had. It was the moment he realized he didn’t have to have his guard up around everyone, and that he genuinely liked Vrox – despite having some reservations about this abrasive white boy beforehand.

With Dante, it was when Jesse was feeling very, very low again – the lowest he’d felt since he killed himself. Dante noticed and reminded him that he was here for him, and Jesse finally took a big step and opened up. Dante dropped everything to listen and comfort him about it. It was the first time somebody had really been there for him since his parents died. He trusted somebody for the first time in a long time.

(Note: Dante dropped everything for him because he still felt guilty about not being able to be there for him when he first arrived in Hell. It had been a busy, bloody night with a lot of new arrivals, and unfortunately Jesse slipped through the cracks and had to deal with his shock, confusion and despair alone. Dante will never forgive himself for letting that happen to him, even though it wasn’t his fault.)

The first time he kissed them both were also very, very big moments for him. He holds them close to his heart.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect their partners? How would they like to be protected?)

Jesse is very protective. He doesn’t really care what people say or do to him, he’s very used to it, but if somebody goes after anyone else, he’ll be furious. Even though both his boyfriends are bigger and scarier than him and they can take care of themselves, he’ll still try and put himself between them and the aggressor – whether to defend them or try and deescalate the situation. He picks a surprising amount of fights for such a sweet guy.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

What makes a date enjoyable to Jesse isn’t the location, it’s just spending time with his partner. His dates are chill, intimate and fun. He doesn’t often get gifts for his partners, but when he does, he makes sure they’re really special. Anniversaries are important to him – but again, he doesn’t like to make a massive deal of it, he just wants to enjoy his partners’ company.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

See, letter S. He tends to get into heated arguments and not caring when the situation escalates to dangerous levels, even if he could be hurt. He uses up all the hot water in his showers, but that’s more because he has to take proper care of his hair. He can put others’ problems and emotions above his own. There are random bits of dried paint around the apartment because he zones out while he paints, gets up to get something, and forgets that he has wet paint on his hands. (Yes he has gotten paint in Vrox’s hair before and yes Vrox screamed like he was shot, to which Jesse reached out without even looking and put a big blue handprint across Vrox’s face.)

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He keeps himself looking presentable because hygiene and ‘good impressions, not just the first one’ were always drilled into him by his parents. He used to have a lot of dysphoria surrounding his appearance but since he transitioned he’s learning to be confidant and that he looks handsome and hot as fuck, as Vrox and Dante keep reminding him. He also knows that if he flashes his dimple at someone, he’ll always get what he wants because it’s just that cute. He does kind of hate his borderline baby-face though – it makes ordering drinks and getting into clubs hell.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without their partners?)

He wouldn’t be incomplete, but he definitely feels more with his partners. He’d still have a ton of friends and lovers and fuck buddies without them, but he wouldn’t feel this specific love that makes him feel more than anything else.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

His favourite food is Skittles. Vrox doesn’t understand how he can like them better than M&Ms. This petty argument has been going on for years now.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He hates that Vrox has to be caged so often, but that’s more because it makes him sad than anything else. Dante not taking care of himself and then ending up in a PTSD stress mess because he doesn’t chill and look after his own mental health frustrates him, mostly because Jesse has to pick up his pieces and help him be put back together again.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He normally sleeps on his side with his arms wrapped around himself, kind of curled up. He has nightmares often.

[tfw-no-tennis]

return of hunty

soooo we’re back!! with some really old recaps that ive been too lazy to polish and publish. so, eps 29-32

so i have no idea wtf all that talk abt pores was but i guess gon and killua can do nen now. cool!

they rlly like, figured all that shit out in a few hours huh. these fuckgin nen prodigies hvbajkshdfbjskf

time to wade thru hisokas nasty vibes again

this felt like a video game and gon and killua tried to face a boss but were sent on a sidequest first lmao 

smh just let gon punch you hisoka. then you can leave hopefully

wow some busted bitches are tryin to start shit w/the boys. i can tell these fools are gonna get rekkt 

oh goody gon is gonna fight spinny guy. he looks like that claw guy from s1 of mp100

i hate that they wont stop talking abt this guys ‘tops’ hvbahdfbjskjf

theres a lot of like. strategy and shit going on

oooh gon hiding his presence just like he did when tracking hisoka! you little prodigy you

gon breaking his arm again :( buddy please

well rip the dream i guess, youll get em next time gon 

killua scolding gon for being reckless and stuff...just say you were worried abt him gayboy 

that promise thread is weirdly cute 

killua being like ok wing if you dont teach us nen we’re gonna go out and do it anyways so yeah. hes so rude and blunt i love him 

meanwhile, KURAPIKA!!!!!!!!!!! i missed u omg

kp wya. this place looks sketchy

ah, kurapika has to learn nen too now 

whos this guy. is he gonna teach kurapika nen 

YEP TOTALLY 

why do i feel like we’re not gonna see leorio at all during this....my man i miss u too

ah, lovely timeskip lol

gon is so bouncy. baby boy ily and your scary improbable healing time

killua calling gon weird....you guys are BOTH weird ok 

damn so hisoka has lost fights before, wild 

or guess not, if he just didnt show up lmaooo what a bastard man 

how funny would it be if this random guy defeated hisoka before gon could even fight him lmaoo

welp guess gon isnt gonna watch the match. im sure killua can fill him in

killua rlly just snuck into this dudes room huh

kastro: [teleports behind killua] NOTHING PERSONAL, KID

killua asking for an autograph lmao u aint slick boi 

hmmm i wonder if these two will fight later on 

then again i dont think this arc is that long so??? whats even gonna happen here??? is it just gonna be the gon vs hisoka fight that the OP has been promising this whole time???

kastro v hisoka go

YESSSS get punched hisoka. so good

FUCK HIM UP KASTRO.

i doubt thisll last but its good rn

LIMBS R FLYING....this is WILD bro. hisoka is so smug ughhhh i wanna punch him too 

damn this bitch knows clone jitsu 

ultimate attack time! i feel like the other shoe is abt to drop and hisoka is abt to fuck kastro up 

THIS BITCH RLLY OUT HERE DOING A MAGIC SHOW HUH. jesus hisoka ur just...the worst

now hisoka has ZERO arms lord jesus

he really his kastro w/his own severed arm. god

kastro: what the fuck is happening right now

me: YEAH DUDE TELL ME ABOUT IT

aw man there goes kastro. rip you dramatic bishie legend, you never stood a chance 

OOOOH cool lady who are you. her powers are kinda creepy but also cool. is she like, a doctor??? 

how does hisoka know her i wonder. shes cool tho i like her already

wow hisokas powers are weird. thats pretty on par tho 

OH? PHANTOM TROUPE??? so machi is in the phantom troupe...oh boy now im conflicted abt liking her 

AND HISOKAS IN THE PHANTOM TROUPE???? lmao ok then! i guessed that he knew them somehow but i didnt think he was a member...that doesnt seem like his MO 

killua: that was wild. anyways lets train

please punch hisoka right out of the story gon

OH GOD OH LORD H*SOKA SHOWER SCENE I DONT WANT THIS AT ALLLLLL

ruth and i were literally just screaming throughout this whole thing. absolutely horrifying

OH JK I GUESS HISOKA IS JUST PRETENDING TO BE IN THE TROUPE. fuckgin typical lmaoooo

i do wonder why tho, like what are his motivations to pretend to be in the troupe...connections? money? convenience? just sowing chaos? guess we’ll see, cause im assuming hisokas going to yorknew to meet w/them

i wanna set hisoka on fire w/my mind. get him OUTTA HERE 

also its so fucked up seeing hisoka w/out makeup and w/his hair down UGH I HATE IT he should NOT look ‘normal’ ever he should always look like the clown that he is 

anyways thats it for now! and im temporarily suspending the predictions corner segment since i was too lazy to add it when i actually watched these eps, so now i have no idea what my predictions were. alas

[littlemissvincentvega]

nsfw alphabet: vincent vega

thanks to the-coldest-goodbye for the template ❤

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex) vincent can be kinda lazy with aftercare (like he is with everything else in his fucking life), but depending on how close you are/your relationship with him he can be actually really loving. if you’re real close, he’ll ask if you if you want anything (a beverage, blanket, cuddles). but if not, he’ll probably just sling his arm around you & fall asleep lol

b = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) his favourite body part of his own is his hair. ironic considering he’s a greasy piece of shit skldjslkdjsa but yea he thinks he’s really cool & hip, especially when he ties it back his fav body part of his girl is her tits, especially if they’re big. this guy loves titties

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically) he really enjoys finishing over his s/o’s tits, but tbh he just likes to see his love anywhere on her. it’s not essential for him though he doesn’t really mind

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) this dumbass is so stupidly open it’s kinda gross, so he doesn’t really keep secrets. but maybe him jacking off to the thought of you after meeting you is a secret?? u tell me

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) does vince ever know what he’s doing? with anything?????? that being said, he’s actually quite experienced. not a pro by any means, but he knows how to please a lady

f = favourite position (this goes without saying) cowgirl & edge of the bed (where his girl is on her back). both of these allow him to get a good view of his lady’s tits, easy access if he wants to grab em (which trust me he WILL), and cowgirl means he doesn’t have to move much bc he’s lazy

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) 9 times out of 10, vincent is goofy as fuck. he’s not one to take life too seriously and, as insinuated by his bickering with jules, he prefers a s/o with a sense of humour. he’s generally quite giggly, smug and an overall wind-up merchant

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) the carpet most certainly does match the drapes (not quite so greasy tho LOL). yea sorry but vince is a hairy bear, he’s pretty unkempt. doesn’t really care about that shit, doesn’t understand 'why guys gotta shave their wangs' (his words not mine)

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) again, it depends on the relationship, how close he is with you. if you’re together, yeah he’ll probably be pretty romantic, lots of kissing. if not, he’ll be more focused on getting his dick wet

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon) he jacks off a lot idk he just really enjoys it man but we kinda figured that.. he doesn’t really need porn to get him off. just the thought of you or (if you aren’t dating) a hot lady he saw that day. probably had good tits & a witty conversation with him

k = kink (one or more of their kinks) vincent likes to roleplay. like u know the scenario of ‘clive’ and ‘juliana’ on modern family LOL he’d wanna do something like that and he’d be trying as hard as phil to be suave. he also enjoys being called daddy and has somewhat of a smoking kink (he really likes a lady that smokes)

l = location (favourite places to do the do) anywhere lmfao he’s somewhat of an exhibitionist, he likes to get it on in public places. especially if it involves pissing u off but his fav place is either the living room or the kitchen (cos there’s no place like home) ALSO HIS CAR OBVIOUSLY

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) boooobs hahahah he likes his lady to look good, likes to tease her & also to be teased. and he loves getting handsy, it gets him hard way too easily

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) honestly i feel like vincent would never do anal. just no, along with being pegged

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) oh BABEYYYY this guy LOVES getting a blowjob HE LOVEEESSS ITTTT!!! he’s not bad at eating pussy either but yea he prefers receiving

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) usually slow & sensual, but depending on how worked up he is he might flip you over & fuck you senselessly lol

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) ALL THE TIME he LOVES QUICKIES!! teasing him in a restaurant? he pulls you somewhere quiet & gets you to suck him off. got ten minutes before a guest visits your house? he fucks you in the kitchen. this guy loves it

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) he’s not the type to want to get a girl pregnant, not unless he’s actually really in love with you, but sure he’ll definitely take risks bc he’s a dirty bastard and doesn’t care so much about protection

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) one or two tbh, and he doesn’t last too long. a comfortable time, he can control himself lol

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) he’s considered buying toys for himself but nah. he doesn’t own any. that being said, if his girl has a dildo he’ll happily use it on her

u = unfair (how much they like to tease) since he’s a fucking idiotic wind-up merchant, he pushes it too far sometimes, which ends up in you getting pissed off at him & sulking. he sulks too if you push him too far

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) vince isn’t that loud but he’s not good at keeping quiet bc he’s a dumbass. grunts & groans he can’t control

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character) one of his fav things is getting sucked off in his car, especially if he’s driving

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) thick cock, a little bigger than average. but definitely thick, girthy & cut

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?) pretty high, but sometimes he just isn’t bothered about sex. probably bc he’s lazy but yea he’s a horny mf

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) veeerrryyyy quickly HE’S LAZY OK and sex is TIRING as it is let him rest