#the demolition lovers

[plotwhatplot]

illi x reader headcanons!!

this is for @fawns-soft-pillows ^^ sorry I couldn't do a fic I just have so much in my drafts and so much to finish and AGGHH 😿😿😿 yk what im saying lol :') hope u like this tho!

Context: you and illi r dating, these are headcanons on exactly that. This is also set in my au, so YES there are vampires and YES yall R the demolition lovers and YES there is genderfuckiness🗣️🔥🔥

Btw these r the exact same hcs I use for my illi x philip (my illiverse frank) ship I just switched out Phillip for reader, so if u wanna imagine it with philli (ship name) u can do that too since it's all still canon lol ><

illi: she/him (demigirl) - reader: no pronouns used (gender neutral reader)

(miscellaneous and highschool based hcs)

you tried to teach her how to dance but she messes up no matter how many times you try lmao

he'll beat up really anyone but if anyone fucks with you he'll make sure to hit em EXTRA hard with that croquet mallet!

roughness is her love language, he always hugs a little too tight or bites kisses a bit to hard, you dont mind tho, just means theres a lethal amount of love in there! ^^

hes morally questionable and it rubbed off on you, ya know killin ya enemies doesnt sound too bad! (ok pop off future demolition lovers)

you researched a lot of stuff about vampires so you could understand her. she knows that and she finds it adorable that you care that much <3

shes actually really smart, school just burns her out a little harder than it would a human.. (nocturnal diva issues💔)

if you forget your lunch or a bully steals or ruins it he'll share his with you

she loves to watch horror movies with you, but if you get scared she'll kiss and tease to distract you.

you find it cute how obsessed he is with his croquet mallet, its his most prized possession (other than you ofc, you're her favorite) there's nothing she loves more (other than u) than banging that shit onto some bastards head (even tho he gets in trouble for it, god forbid a girl has hobbies!!)

you guys like to draw eachother (im giving up on this help)

sometimes her fangs poke your mouth when you kiss :3 (fun fact abt how i write vamps, theyre fangs can go inward when they need to hide them so they look like normal canines but sometimes when they get excited the fangs can pop back out lol. but in ya mouth? youch! *you like it what huh who said that*)

hes always showing you cool underground bands he discovers

As bad as she is at it, she loves to dance with you, it's actually a good mix because your not the best dancer either so y'all just move along however you can lol

(not a x reader hc but I rlly wanted to add this 💔↓)

Illi's transfem (don't tell the others no ones supposed to know her bio gender ok so Shhhh 👅) but her gender is like a game and she's hacking the system, like she's also demigirl, her "other half" is male but sometimes she just is either too lazy to get girled up or jst straight up feels masc that day so she literally looks like a fully pledged guy every now and then, that and she's just a big tomboy and dyke combined, but she's not genderfluid she just feels a tad cis once in awhile, but at the same time she loves to feel girly if she doesn't feeling like doing her ass off and she also loves skirts but mainly bc it'll be super hot and she wants to stay cool but still, she's like half and half, fifty fifty, she's an even number, she's a he, he's a she. It's beautifully confusing

(these next ones r hcs for the demolition lovers part of my au, lilli's the demo woman and ur the demo man but u stay gender neutral big tw for themes of murder and crime, i do not condone those actions ofc)

you guys are literally partners in crime, killing and stealing for eachother is yalls love language frfr

you guys's main goal when you took up murdering was to get revenge on those who wronged you, but a little splatter here and there for funsies doesnt hurt <3

on that note yall never kill innocent people tho, the weakest yalls victim criteria goes is being a sore rude bitch lmao

you died in each others arms in the gunfight ... :(

"vampires will never hurt you" what if illi violently ripped her victims flesh off with her teeth alone? what if you got off to that? what if she knew that? what if your next but in a sexual way?? what if your GAY?!

despite the tagline being "the corpses of a thousand evil men" the devil is a liar of course and knew killing the innocent was your weakness, thus going out of his way to lie about a couple "requests" he added to your list

on that note you caught on to the devils games and tried to deviate from the task to try and spare the innocent targets but when you did that instead of the devil showing up and hanging you (like you thought he'd do lmao) he flat out made sure you got caught and thrown into a jail or something of the sort (something something you know what they do to guys like us in prison something something)

even tho illi was in a coma the whole time that didnt stop the devil from playing games with her too, he plagued her poor unconscious soul with terrors straight from hell (i love being cruel to fictional characters)

who you guys were running from in the desert was this cult like (i say like because theres not nearly enough of them to make a cult, its more like a brainwashed homicidal coven) of satanists who made deals with the devil themselves, but bringing victims to him instead of being victims themselves, yall had been on a bunch of wild goose chases but this was far worse then any of the cops and opps you two had shot away

you guys planned on being anonymous/masked killers but that did NOT work out at all, so you two are always on the run somewhere

Remember what I said about you guys dancing together? Yeah got ya saved from assignation once, the opps thought yall were too precious to kill XD

WOAH THIS WAS A YAPFEST ‼️ a ways yeah that's all I can think of, I hope yall like these!! ^_^

[elasticveins]

Three cheers for here we go again

[i-eat-mass-blog]

if i was the demolitian man i would've been making out sloppy style with every man in that jail

[meltedwax87]

The demolition lovers^^

[therealaxlrose]

The lovers

This may or may not be illi mcmillin and Philip Lero 👅 (aka my illiverse frank)( my au is cooking rn oml)

*I do not know how to draw frank help omfg*

[vr-trash]

the lovers

[curpstomb]

the demolition lovers

acrylic painting of the demolition lovers, approximately 110x70cm. three cheers for sweet revenge is one of my favourite albums, so this has been a dream project for as long as i can remember! ♥️

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

so who's gonna tell me the lore??

[p1nkparader]

Im writing an MCR fic, or at least thinking of writing one. Its gonna be about the album “The Black Parade” and its gonna be gay as all fuck. This is gonna follow Wendigoons lore of the black parade plus going to have my own additions. Overall the structure of the songs will remain the same.

(Note, i dont have names for them yet)

Im trying to decide how to kill off The Parader, I know that I want the male demolition lover to be the one to kill him as part of his “killing 1000 evil men” campaign. I have two ideas as to how hes going to kill the Parader.

Idea one:

The Male Demolition Lover shows up on the battlefield, wearing a tattered bloody suit and sticking out like a sore thumb to The Parader, because hes not wearing armor or insignia of either side and he has a gun that The Parader has never seen before. The Parader and the Male Demolition Lover either chat for a bit/yell across the field or the male demolition lover shoots him.

Pros: he dies on the battlefield, theres a cool moment of confusion then just death

Idea two:

The Parader and his fellow soldiers are staying at a town, using the rooms in the inn and harrassing the establishment to get good deals with stuff. Many of the soldiers are hitting on women and they encourage The Parader to shoot his shot, to which he declines. He watches his crush hit on some pretty woman and is just seething. Then comes the Male Demolition Lover, who decides to seduce The Parader before he kills him. They do the hanky panky, and the male demolition lover falls asleep. The parader writes a letter to his mother basically coming out and a lot of stuff and then goes back to sleep, when they wake up in the morning, the male demolition lover kills the parader and then he goes and reads the letter and sends it.

Pros: cheating male demolition lover/getting to write from his perspective and create easter eggs to the other album, build up to the death, the parader finally doing the “sin” he believes will get him to hell or whatever.

Cons: death not on the battlefield

[allweareisbvllets]

[the9thring]

Hi so I tried to redraw that drawing I did of katniss and peeta as the demolition lovers

Except it's on paper and it barely even looks like them so yeah but also I like this one better than the first one I drew

Also I tried to draw them in the outfits they wore during the quarter quell interviews in the movie

[shouldtheydivorce]

Reason for divorce:

they shouldn't. put them up to tumblr

[silliestlittlecat]

doodles from my math class did i eat(im so rusty at drawing its not funny.)

edit this looks so bad but i didnt have a reference so do NOT judge me

[meltedwax87]

[therealaxlrose]

Three cheers!!

btw that stuff around in the red is the lyrics to Helena (cut short sadly bc I didn't have room to write it all thru 💔) but the handwriting is super shitty and the camera made it look like scribbles so YEAH JST PRETEND ITS LEGIBLE 👅👅👅 but other than that I'm actually decently proud of this? That middle part is a bit bad too but I think it came out pretty good!!

[hey-its-jaja]

"The Demolition Lovers"