#laser you killed me

[doloneia]

we need to abolish the idea that ancient greek myths and legend have a coherent timeline. they do not. for any given myth there are like 10 heroes mentioned that feasibly could not have been adults or even alive. herakles keeps showing up in places where he should probably be dead. anyone could be a suitor of helen. even herakles. even theseus if you count that kidnapping stint he did. nestor is alive for 10 billion years. time is fake and anything beyond vague generational outlines is conjecture

[redroomroaving]

Ahem

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHJDJDJDJDHJSHSJJJJJDJDJJJJJJSahhhhhhhdddhhHHHHHHHHH *continued screaming well into 2025*

Rolan and Geraldus for my bud @redroomroaving from a lil scene in Harper and the Tower.

[raymoo--hackery]

stupid siebenjäger shit cus they have a chokehold on my mind

see below for gay Replika sex

no this is not a joke this is real siebenjäger gay sex

*clank clank clank*

thank Elise for the idea <3

[cupidsncheerios]

hammerposting again because guys. we need to talk about this scene more

like. not just because it’s the girlfailure duo and i love them, but also because it makes no sense for them to win that fight

vi is a skilled boxer and could beat the shit out of multiple adults on a bridge even when she was like 15 and didn’t have superpower gloves, however. she’s within a 50 yard radius of jayce so now she has an iq debuff of 50%

and jayce?

JAYCE HAS ZERO FUCKING TRAINING. HE’S A SCIENTIST. THE BIGGEST FIGHT HE’S BEEN IN IS HIS FIGHT WITH BISEXUALITY AND HE LOST THAT ONE TOO

THAT MAN HAS NO EXPERIENCE WITH ANYTHING AT ALL AND THEN HE WALKED INTO A HEROIN FACTORY WITH A LESBIAN AND A 7 FOOT TALL HAMMER THAT SHOOTS LASERS, OF FUCKING COURSE HE SHOT A KID. WHO TOLD HIM ANY OF THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

[hellscap3]

Well drawing I was thinking of his first time playing vs his 100th. You may notice in the top left one of these bullets is not like the other..

[remnantglow]

so anyway- (accidentally tunes in to the desperate begging for death of my original self, slowly decaying yet kept torturously alive by failing technology, thus making me realize i am only a flawed digital facsimile of her) (deletes memory) what was i talking about. ah yes. the monkeys

[barawrah]

nie siblings doodle

[skonksrus]

Neon Tigre

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

Quastion. Was nosferatu in your opinion about csa or not?

oh yes like. 100%. blatantly i think. it goes beyond csa of course and deals with the broader themes of sexual trauma and like. ideas of purity and evil as presented in largely religious contexts. and of course all of these themes are presented in a distinctly gothic way so that portrayal is going to be more erotic and ambiguous but like. yeah. all the way. i can’t imagine trying to read this movie without a thematic reading of csa involved

[ratatatastic]

"stars had a spa day" WELL OUR C AND A ARE ON A ROMANTIC DATE NOT EVEN 2 HOURS AFTER THEY LANDED IN HELSINKI

[irenespring]

As an autistic Jew, if you propagate that "Elon was just being autistic and excited when he did the Hitler salute" bullshit I will disintegrate you with the space laser. It will be like in those superhero cartoons where the villain is shot with a laser blast and disintegrates into a million peaces and blows away, leaving only a charred mark on the pavement. Watch your ableist, antisemitic back.

[sleepnoises]

What did you think of recursion by Blake crouch?? I read Upgrade and wasn’t super impressed but all the reviews/hype around Recursion make me think I’m gonna love it

i thiiiiiiiink i copped the Recursion rec like a year ago off @amanitaphalloides who reported being genuinely emotionally touched by it. I like it! I also read Dark Matter by mr crouch this year and that one is not as good imo. i believe i previously described it as "like gogurt." With Recursion things get cranked to 11 pretty early and stay at that energy level. and also there's a woman with autonomy there (not that true for Dark Matter iirc). and a surprisingly robust on-page emotional core, versus, like, an offscreen motivational wife. My review is: give it a shot! Great for trains planes or automobiles.

[hood-ex]

I want Dick and Tim to do something on Tim's houseboat but idk what. They could get lost at sea which would be fun, but I feel like one of them would prob have some kinda communication device on them or on the boat. Then again 😌 Dick was like weh I can't get out of Bruce's net bc I don't have any knives. Even though Tim's utility belt was right there 😌.

Batman #138

So if Zdarsky can get away with such a weak excuse, surely we can just send them off in their civies and then have Tim's devices... lose connection 😌. And then we can get a montage of them being like welp we tried our SOS methods so now we're gonna flip off the boat for funsies and have a cannonball competition.

[sandinmybed]

i want to write phanfic but unfortunately i wont be able to look them in the eyes in january if i do that

[i3utterflyeffect]

What if the way Mango learns is that Dark tells him? And thinks it a normal thing to admit to? Like "oh yeah, I turned my creator into a stick figure so I could kill him, and I also stabbed the kids he adopted in front of him because I wanted to suffer as much as possible. Apparently they all ended up getting brought back though." Or something along those lines where it is clear who he's talking about.

MAN. i feel like King would just break from being told that casually.

[dappersautismcreature]

this may be the last straw before i compose and post a "why capitalism in minecraft is useless" essay because i am insane abt class and economy in minecraft(hates capitalism)