dappersautismcreature

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omggg can i break into the top secret lab where you’re being held and sneak into your test chamber and unhook you from the machines and carefully pull the needles from your body and carry you out and try not to think about how much weight you’ve lost even though you’re sooo light in my arms. can i smuggle you into a crappy pay-by-month motel room with the last bit of cash i can track down and wash you up in the chipped shower stall and tuck you into the cheap motel blankets as your body starts to flush with fever. can i stay with you as your body burns off the last of what they did to you. can i steal from vending machines and the continental breakfast and bring food home to you and coax you just to eat a little, a little more. watered down tea kept warm at the kitchenette. can i sleep next to you every night to keep you from going cold again, wait breathlessly for your eyes to open again. can i be there when they do

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i absolutely adore them all :,) <3

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when i smoke weed the marijuana smoke makes me feel different than i usually do. does anyone else experience this?

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Can’t get into Herosteve because every second interpretation of it I see seems to be some variation of this.

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FLAMERFRAGS CHARACTER DESIGN SHEET! Evil heavy rock fire tiger

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my piece for the @zinesforhermits !!

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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I really do love when I get called a fujoshi because, like. Look, it's not a cool thing to call any gay trans guy, but with me in particular, it is REALLY apparent that that's just your catch-all insult for gay trans guys. Really obvious that you were just throwing some spaghetti at the wall and hoping it stuck. You didn't even look at my blog. There's not even real life guys kissing on here. Or anime guys not kissing. I was just talking to my spouse about anime boys I am capable of naming, and here is the full list: Goku, Sasuke, Naruto, etc. That's all of them. Ain't a holier-than-thou thing, either. Just not my scene. And it's also a thing where, like. Let's strip away the porn and romance parts of it. I didn't transition to be a twink. If you did, I am hootin' and hollerin' and crushing beer cans against my forehead, but I'm fat and hairy and covered in tattoos and I often find myself in a hunting supply store staring at the novelty T-shirts and thinking, "That's a solid pun and a beautiful wildlife painting. I can't pass up the opportunity to wear this to a chili cook-off or perhaps to a different hunting supply store." Just the way it worked out for me, you know? I think maybe if you asked the people who know me to rank things they'd be likely to find me doing, they would all put "gnawing on a human corpse buck naked on the side of the road" slightly above "rubbing one out to anime boys kissing". But yeah. I definitely transitioned because I want to pretend that I am Sasuke kissing Goku. That's what I'm up to for sure, you ribbonless county fair hog.

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me when it’s dark and miserable pouring thundering rain outside

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my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

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My political interests as someone with OSDD are probably more alligned with some random person faking DID than anyone who hunts for the secret fake evil systems. And the social benefits of faking DID are roughly 0 so I don't even believe in the faker at this point. They're probably have it for real by the time you sickos are done ruining their life over nothing

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why r callouts always like "please dont harass this person and dont go after them. anyway heres every single detail of their life gathered by stalking and their private profiles for all to see"

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write in the tags your nationality/which country you're from!

for USAmericans: write your state instead of USA to avoid having a way-too-easy yes sweep

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