#klarion headcanons

[76lonelyspoons]

HELLA IMPORTANT QUESTION??????

Would y'all send shit if I started a blog solely dedicated to writing for Seven Soldiers Klarion? No hate to YJ Klarion I'm just biased.

I could write for other DC characters, but I would mainly focus on SS!Klair cause there isn't a whole lotta content for him

Can't say I would be super good at it, but everyone's gotta start somewhere lol

But yeah please comment and lmk that would be slay ok luv u bye

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the cat) exes

Streaky, Kara's cat

One of Selina's cats

Meatpie, Zatanna's cat

A very short tiger

A back-alley stray

Grumpy Cat

Nyan Cat

One of the Aristocats

Teekl, Klarion's familiar

Currently in an on-off relationship with Dex-Starr

[brainrotgoverner]

Do have billy x klarion headcanons

Sadly not as many as I would like but I can give you a few!

-Billy snores. Loudly. Loud enough that Teekl has no idea how Klarion can ignore it. But it's loud.

-Both have raging sweet tooth's and their go-to gift is to bring the other some exotic sweet they didn't eat before.

-They go long distance from time to time, Billy can't leave his city and Klarion is here to see the world. But it just makes the heart grow fonder and the reunion more the sweeter <3

-Billy's uncle is very worried about Klarion just traveling alone for long periods of time and keeps trying to slip him some bills also bought him a phone so he can check up on him

-Other than that he adores Klarion, the witch boy has amazing manners AND he always insists on helping clean up

-Teekl loves Uncle Dudley more than both of them I'm so sorry

-Uncle Dudley spoils the living DC god out of Teekl he adores that kitty

-They are both troublemakers and their dates almost always turns into pranking people

-Overall, they are adorable okey <3

[forestryfae]

i like to think klarion just. stole a house and put it in his own magic pocket dimension or something.

either that or vandal just kinda got him a house so hed stop waking up in the morning, walking into the kitchen to get some coffee, only to be greeted with the sight of klarion dead asleep face down on the couch, teekl on top of the kitchen counter licking a brownie, and the kitchen looking like masterchef if masterchef allowed you to put grenades in the batter

also lowkey like the idea of klarion just. not living anywhere. once hes done doing chaos in one place he moves to another place and does chaos there, and never actually stops anywhere for long, at most around the time it takes to steal food from someone and eating it before youre caught or possibly taking a catnap. hes chaos personified, he doesnt really need magic artifacts or spellbooks to do chaos or magic, so he doesnt really need anywhere to store that stuff. if he needs something he takes it from wherever and leaves it wherever. altho def think klarion enjoys theft and stealing stuff just cus he wants it so it would make sense hes got like a lil nest of stolen shiny stuff hidden somwhere even if he doesnt live there

the point is, vandal does not allow klarion into his kitchen unsupervised (not that that helps since klarion refuses to listen) and hes NOT eating anything klarion cooks (could be poisoned) (definitely has cathair in it) (vandal knows that because he SAW teekl put her paw in the batter) (theres hazelnuts in the brownies) (vandal doesnt like hazelnuts) (or cathair)

[aretheyqueer]

Is she transfem?

disclaimer: this is a hc, not speculating on what the writers intentions were.

divider by aquazero

reason: honestly it's just because i spent the past four years projecting my identity issues and struggles as a klarion fictive but i recently made a little fic where other people enjoyed and absolutely understand ✨the vision™️ ✨and now i need to know the rest of tumblr's thoughts

tag: @lord-of-chaotic-evil

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

Hello again!! Can I request headcanons again for young justice x female reader? The reader being John Constantine's apprentice? (the reader's powers are linked to magic such as invoking portals, stopping time, telepathy, telekinesis, etc.) Thank you in advance.

-Being Constantine's apprentice, you have a bit of an attitude. It's not your fault, honestly! It's just something you picked up after years of studying under the magician. Your first reaction to anything is a snarky comment that isn't always taken the right way. This, coupled with your stubborn nature and inexperience working with non-magic people, makes you a bit of an outcast when you first join Young Justice.

-Because of this, the first couple missions with the team is rough. They are a well oiled machine of cooperation and communication and your sudden addition makes it awkward, no one quite sure what to make of you. It doesn't help that whenever someone tries to talk to you, get closer, you immediately resort to sarcastic remarks that makes you seem distant and rude.

-The teams initial feelings about you aren't the best. Megan tries to be understanding and gentle but your snarky remarks leaves her feeling confused and slightly hurt. Do you not like her? Did she do something wrong? Because of this, Connor doesn't like you, finding you difficult to talk to.

-Wally gets on your nerves, with his one million questions and tendency to mess with your magical equipment. He likes to mess with you and make fun of magic, much to your annoyance. Dick keeps spying on you and questioning everything you do when you perform rituals, not cause he doesn't trust that you know what you're doing but because he feels like he needs to know too.

-Artemis and Kaldur are the most neutral. Kaldur tries to be a buffer when you and the team argue and doesn't really take any of your comments to heart. Artemis is mostly annoyed by Wally's insistence on antagonizing you and does her best to actually adapt to your addition to the team.

-The big break comes during a moment of downtime between missions. Wally is being his usual self, making some teasing remarks about stage magicians and rabbits in hats. Annoyed, you magic him a pair of bunny ears and a tail. Robin sees this and starts laughing like a mad man. Feeling mischievous, you do the same thing to Robin, except you give him cat ears and a tail instead. Now Wally is laughing and the rest of the team, attracted by the sound of laughter, gather around.

-Megan, amused and endeared by the sight, shapeshifts into a dog. Wanting to show off, you create an illusion of a dog. So she shifts into a bear. Now the illusion a bear. Rinse and repeat a couple times until you decide to one-up her by creating an illusion of a magical creature. Robin calls bullshit and says there's no way a creature like that exists, only for you to prove him wrong by showing him a picture of one of your phone (taking during one of your training missions with Constantine).

-You start telling them about other strange creatures you've seen, magical places you've been and supernatural beings you've met. The team listens attentively as, aside from the fact that you're Constantine's apprentice, they know nothing about you.

-After this, things slowly start to work out with the team. You grow closer, come to an understanding and you find yourself an actual place in Young Justice. After some time, you start to actually call them your friends.

-Congratulations! They would now die for you. And while you would never admit it, you would die for them too.

-As the resident magician, you are their go to person with anything mystical and/or supernatural. Some things are obvious like curses or artifacts but sometimes they approach you regarding the strangest things. Like if Mothman is real? Bigfoot? Really? Don't be silly Wally, he died in the blizzard of 96. They can never be certain if you're joking or not and you take delight in their confusion. Only Megan gets straight answers from you and that's because she tells you about Mars in return.

-Speaking of Megan, due to the fact that you can perform telepathy thanks to magic, you and her have most of your conversations in your minds. While yes, she can do so with anyone in the team, the fact that you can perform it on your own and initiate conversations is kinda a big deal. It reminds her of home.

-Wally still teases you but now when you tease back there's none of the malice that there used to be. He delights in your 'magic tricks' and loves it whenever you show off a new spell.

-The team learns about how Constantine sold his soul a couple of times and they held an intervention where they made you promise to never do that. Dick had a whole ass powerpoint presentation about the detriments of selling your soul. You made a joke about 'what if I have already done it?' and Kaldur looked so disappointed that you had to quickly backtrack and promise that you were just kidding.

-Thanks to your versatile set of spells, you have an easy time working with anyone in the team as you can quickly adapt to their powers and skills. This makes you highly valuable in both team missions and while working one-on-one with someone else.

-Not to mention that some of your spells are just hilarious.

-You hit Klarion with a spell that made him voicecrack and he got so embarrassed that he straight up went home. The team went hogwild and Robin actually bought ice cream cake in celebration afterwards.

-While you are a splendid magician, the team also trains you in combat, mostly unarmed. If, for some reason, your magical powers become unavailable to you, they want you to be able to defend yourself anyway. That's how you learned how to sword fight and how to throw a mean punch.

[klarionthewizard]

Imperial Headcanons: Eli Vanto

Eli Vanto:

-excellent at line dancing

-He is banned from twenty planets and only half of those are Thrawn's fault

- deliberately thickens his accent to fuck with classist jerks

-makes Jerjerrod flinch by deliberately mispronouncing Tinnel

-has a favorite triangle

-is a pretty good wrestler

-has a "my mother always says" for any situation, whether his mom ever actually said it is questionable but it gets Thrawn to listen better than most things

-enjoys hiking

-has Opinions about what's the best branch of math

-counts cards in sabaac

-speaks fragments of twelve different wild space trade languages in addition to being fluent in Basic, Sy Bisti, Bocce, and Binary

-enjoys beer more than any other alcohol but will drink scotch if he has to be fancy

-is the only Imp who understands how Thrawn organizes his office

-is a sleepy drunk

-takes his caf with one spoonful of sugar and nothing else

-has mastered an expression of polite longsuffering

-has a little language of subtle signs that he and Thrawn use to communicate. Over half of them are about ettiquette.

-keeps his office very tidy

-has a color coded schedule

-has a monthly bingo of "insane things that will happen to me bc of Thrawn". If he gets a black out the bridge crew has to buy him a drink each

-adores salty foods

-is very good at picking up and mimicking cultural traditions bc of his shipping company family

-has Opinions about the proper way to make iced tea

-is a fair pilot

[ur-fav-bpd]

Klarion from Young Justice has BPD and ASPD!

(requested by @il-sicario1 ^_^)

[ranchjustranch]

funny headcanon while i was playing talking ginger

imagine if Klarion has a phone and he downloaded talking tom, ben, angela etc he'll either play it normal and take care of them while doing silly stuff or just straight up beat the shit out of them, no inbetween

[soupisamood]

Headcanon and fic Request!

Vandal Savage/ Klarion the Witch Boy

While this is a crazy Headcanon since Klarion and Vandal basically use each other for their own gain. I just absolutely love their dynamic and trope. The calm and serious one being Vandal with the chaotic and childlike Klarion. Doesn’t have to be romantic

[thecursedhellblazer]

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours || Accepting !

@defyxoblivion sent: Ⓐ Klarion Bleak, the Witch Boy

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

"Woh? I gots eyes. Th' lad's good-lookin', n' aye, he's sort o' cute when he dun gets th' most basic social shite." Cue to an amused snort. "N' I bet tha' he could look...appealin' under the rite circumstances. If yeh catch me drift."

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

"Personality wise, he's a wee bit...less attractive. Dun get me wrong, th' lad 's bright, even too bloody smart for 'is own sake at times, but he ain't th' easiest person to deal wit'. He can be a friggin' pain in th' arse. N' I'd know, 'cause I'm one too. Blimey, I swear tha' if I gots white before me time, it's goin' to be his fault."

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

"Theoretically speakin'? I wouldn't mind at all. He's attractive n' I'm curious to see 'ow he'd act if propositioned. Cor, th' last time I mention fuckin' to 'im, he said some shite 'bout friggin' marriage. It was hilarious."

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend

"Me official role is Klarion's 'babysitter'. Zee calls it 'guardian', but trust us, I'm bleedin' babysittin' an eternal teenager wit' a jus' as lastin' identity crisis. It wouldn't be too bad, if it wasn't tha' said lad 's far too powerful for e'eryone's sake. But we've been in each other's 'air for a while now n' I think yeh can say tha' we're mates too."

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

"Our first meetin' wasn't woh yeh'd call pleasant. N' after tha' Zee dumped 'im under me protection n' I spent a bloody week keepin' 'im n' 'is fuckin' cat under locks. It wasn't easy. At all. I slept even less than I usually did 'cause I felt like I couldn't turn me eyes away from 'em. Tho, I gots to say tha' by th' end o' it, we were already startin' to get alon'. Yeh sure as 'ell can't be bored 'round someone like 'im."

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

"Th' crazy lad grew on me. I could say tha' he didn't, but it's bloody obvious. He still drives me mad more often than not, but...he's fun to be 'round. He challenges me n', while I love a quiet day as any other bloke, I enjoy th' rite kind o' stimulation too. Also, he grew up n', blimey, he turned out friggin' easy on th' eye."

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

"I dunno 'ow much kissin' experience he gots, but I bet tha' he probably kiss like a bloody virgin. So, 's goin' to take 'im lots o' practice to catch up wit' oul me. Or, even easier, I could teach 'im a few tricks meself."

[dreamer2dusk]

is it wrong to pair my oc Mason with Klarion's sister Beulah? I feel like it's this silent love between them.

Mason is totally oblivious to her advances, he never had someone who wanted him outside of his mother and Blax.

Beulah finds him fascinating and was happy her little brother brought his Blue Rafter friends home.

Mason is most likely gonna be aro/ace to demi/pan.

[chaosmultiverse]

lifetrap test ☆ Klarion

Mistrust-Abuse

You are characterized by powerful feelings of defectiveness. They make you ashamed of who you are and you feel unworthy, as if not entitled to have any rights or to stand up for yourself. You may have volatile moods where you suddenly become very upset – crying, anxious, or enraged. You are likely to space out and disassociate, and have a hard time connecting with your emotions and your true needs and wants.

Because you feel unworthy, you may send out signals that encourage partners to treat you badly. Without knowing it, you send out messages that you are not worth treating well. You do this because you feel you must tolerate abuse in order to be worthy of having a connection with others. While you may have a hard time recognizing these feelings in yourself, your true experience of relationships is likely to be one of danger and pain. You find it hard to trust people and may struggle with anxiety and depression. You are likely to have a deep sense of despair about your life, accompanied by low self-esteem and feelings of defectiveness. For these reasons, you feel you have to let the people in your life use you and take advantage of you. It feels as if abuse is all you deserve.

[forestryfae]

chaos lord hcs i consider canon cus thats what hc means lol

chaos lords tend to take a few traits after their familiars.

klarions pupils work the same way cats do. slits when hes relaxed, big and round when hes excited. he may purr on occasion but its usually only directed at teekl when shes snuggled into him. he likes to push things off of tables but thats not a familiar trait thing, he just saw teekl do it once and thought it looked fun.

child is cold to the touch and if the light hits her right her skin seems opalescent. her bones are partially transparent and looks like its made from opals and white quartz despite being solid bone

chaos lords need their familiars to be concious to stay properly on the mortal plane. thus, they need to sleep when their familiar is asleep. e.g. klarion wont ever discorporealize from teekl taking a catnap but he has the option of phazing in or out of the mortal plane for a while (annoying but harmless), waking her up (worse) or taking a nap w teekl (best choice)

in fact pretty much all chaos lords (and lords of order if the shoe fits) revolve their daily schedules around their familiars sleep schedules, despite familiars sleeping far less than normal animals

child cant sleep because of flaw. this does not affect her in the slightest.

sometimes klarion (specifically) will just drop dead. you know when cats loaf and suddenly their head just drops so theyre loafing face down and asleep? yeah, teekl fell asleep and klarion didnt notice and now hes fallen face first on the floor and is snoozing away. he could fall off the empire state building and not notice until after teekl wakes up

you cant wake him up. hes dead to the world until teekl wakes/is woken up and even then he might keep snoozing for a while before he wakes up on his own

vandal has, more than once, had to deal w his snoring during a meeting

his snoring isnt actually that loud if hes lying down properly. he tends to sleep like a cat tho. literally Wherever

lords of order generally dont have to be on the mortal plane very often and actively avoid it, unlike chaos lords who delight in being able to go, so its rarer for them to need anchors or familiars. nabu was basically their get out of work card

chaos/order lord language is mostly consistent of loud humming, hollow noises, and clear tones. the way electricity sounds, ice cracking, thunder rumbling, tuning forks, and so on also appear on occasion, and its easy to compare the noise they make to the sound of a planet spinning. there is a mild telepathic aspect of it used to convey mood and feelings as well. its like body language but psychich, and no actual words, thoughts or images are spoken psychically

its common to choose what noises are used based on favourite sounds and tones, hence the need for the telepathy. telempathy?? yeah thats a word now. gender is also linked to noises.

gender isnt really a thing the way it is for humans. sex as well, but genetics are. lords of whatever reproduce by deciding "i want a kid actually" and then manifesting a soul for that child. ideally you want between 2-5 lords manifesting at once so theres a variation in the powers used to bring them to life, if you only manifested a child from one lord youd just get a badly made copy of that lord.

manifesting a child is not seen as sexual, its more like witnessing a birth, so its not uncommon for children to just pop up out of nowhere in public. generally this has few reactions from others beyond congratulations. the knowledge of how to do it is still kept from children and young lords to prevent bad copies or irresponsible duplications from inexperience. not to mention that parenthood is kind of a big deal, you dont want a lord who was born last millennia try to make a shit duplicate, fail, and essentially rip themself in half, erasing them from existence

it is seen as. vulgar. to ask someone to help create a child. you generally say out loud "i want a child and need help" and suitors will offer their help. after that its pick or choose.

biological sex isnt a thing due to the way children are created, but gender still is there to some degree. some dont have one at all, while some have very strong feelings of it. its linked massively to noises and is seen as an accessory, like wearing a favourite bracelet or a cool tshirt. for some only hollow and humming tones is the perfect gender, for others low thundering rumbling with highpitched tones is excellent, and some might prefer using all the noises or stick to just one, and some may change periodically

physical bodies tend to be malleable enough to fix if they dont like what theyre given or alter if they change their mind, but they generally view genitals and sex characteristics as aestethic functions and do as they see fit based on what they feel looks nice and is more useful for them

nabu views the host body as just a host and therefore does not ever alter the host body. hes content w whatever he gets, he just lives there after all

lords of chaos and order have different dialects. its unclear to everyone else what the difference is though.

lords may take the soul of a mortal and turn it into a chaos lord/lord of order. this is called adoption :)

due to personal reasons, klarion may or may not be adopted depending on what backstory i want to use

(born as a chaoslord sometime between the beginning of the universe and roungly 5000 years before meeting vandal and was never human or anything else VS born in Limbo Town 2; The Adaption To Make It Less Lost Tribe Of Roanoke And More Homo Magi + Fae Cross Species From A Place Called Limbo Town, became a very powerful but chaotic magic user, chaos lord said "i want that one" and approaching him, klarion accepting and upon his death hell ascend, got murdered in cult ritual, became chaos lord and adopted by his mother (he has 2 now) and some time space power shit happens so he ascends into the past where his new mom who knows time chaos adopted him)

chaos lords are always red and lords of order are always yellow but the hue and saturation varies. some are more pink, some are kinda orange, some are blood colored, some have specks of different colors or ombres or stripes, some are very light or very dark, and so on etc etc

klarion has more than once refered to lords of order as "piss rocks from space"

[brainrotgoverner]

Another headcanon of mine that I choose as a hill to die on is that Klarion would eat cat food without blinking. He'd just pop open a canned catfood and share it with Teekl. Eat dry food like cereal. Just crunch on them like chips. Casually slurp up those cream cat treats. Everyone is stuck between disgusted and worried. He would munch on a dead rat in the middle of a battle if Teekl brought it to him as a gift. He was raised right he doesn't act ungrateful for a gift. Someone puked after seeing him do that. Who needs family-sized chips when you can have a bag of 15kg Purina chicken cat chow. It's not like he can get sick he is a fucking lord of chaos.

[klarionthewizard]

Imperial Headcanons: Vader

Vader:

-misses being able to see colors other than various shades of red

-still wears his wedding ring

-causes Piett and Veers a Crisis when he tells them that of the three of them, only Veers is from the Core

-everyone was treated to a very long rant about Kenobi dissolving into dust during their final duel. It was. Very long. Very, very long.

-makes annonymous suggestions to Veers's AT-AT upgrades at 3 a.m. by hacking the General's datapad. this has not stopped freaking the General out, he's increased his encryption and data protection 5 times, why isn't it working and why hasn't Vader strangled him over it yet?

-Vader hasn't strangled him because Vader is the one who updates his data security and thus knows how to get into Veers's datapad. Vader has still not realized that his hacking is why Veers keeps asking for improvements

-hand picked Piett for Death Squadron

-is a matchmaker. no one enjoys his methods

-his cape is blaster proof

-his suit is designed by the Emperor to be deliberately shitty

-has lost four lightsabers since being Vader

-he will Not be talking about how the acklay ate his lightsaber, thank you very much

-controls the mousedroids

-is bad at telepathic personal boundaries

-sometimes he just starts laughing at the way Piett curses people out in his head in Huttese and it scares the entire bridge crew

-will not touch lava missions with a ten foot pole unless Palpatine makes him

-his lava castle on Mufastar was Palpatine's idea to "properly encourage his hatred of Kenobi"

-has been banned from experimenting with Sith sorcery

-or alchemy

-or touching sith artifacts

-or any force artifacts in general. Piett and Veers did not appreciate being body swapped for three days. at all.

-his room in the Imperial Palace is in the same spot as it was in the Jedi temple

-still participates in the 501st's betting books

-desperate for family. will be ridiculously protective no matter the relation

-didn't approve of the Death Star but didn't care enough to stop it either

-wrecks at least three TIE Advanced a year

-personally piloted the Executor once and gave Piett several heart attacks

-has not been back to Naboo since two months after his wife's funeral