#klarg taz

[natjennie]

the way the starblaster is literally powered by bonds.. the way the only reason they make it out of the final hunger fight is by summoning spirits of people that want to help them... the way magnus learns the ultimate lesson from the power bear is to know when to ask for help.. the way merle stayed with the people of fungston to pray with them while their world was ending.. the way that I may not be your pan but you will always be my merle... the way the entire stolen century mechanic was built around saving people so that they can help you later.. the way june forgave jack... the way taako's destiny was based on a food truck chef overwatch player named joaquin who taught him how to make a taco... the way lucretia did what she did because she couldn't bear that the weight of their choice was hurting her family... the fact that completely cutting off the plane from the system wasn't the answer.. the way that you are going to be faced with a terrible decision but remember there is always a third option.. the way that they always joke about not being capable enough, that a competent woman has to come do it for them like... the way that the answer the whole time was to ask for help. to reach out to other people. that there is strength in numbers. that the only thing that works to combat the emptiness of oblivion is love. is each other. do you get it..

[mooselybased]

Our next hypothetical Adventure Zone fighter is in fact our big hugbear bugbear, it's Klaaaarrrrg!!

Klarg is, as you may have expected, very much a grappler. He may be big, slow, and heavy, but he's got a lot of good options under his belt considering each of his specials has a second form for if he is currently grappling a foe.

Klarg's neutral special is his bread and butter, the method through which he achieves grapples. He will pull a nearby opponent into a tight hug, and pressing the button again will cause him to squeeze, doing additional damage.

Klarg's forward special will have him hop on his motorcycle and ride forward a good distance, damaging foes in his path. If he's grappling someone at the time, he will go a shorter distance while dragging his prey along the ground, before tossing them forward at the end.

Klarg's up special causes him to leap high into the air, before plummeting down with his elbow extended, in a slight forward arc. If currently grappling, this is instead a flying suplex that doesn't go as high and instead arcs behind him, launching his prey backwards on impact.

Klarg's down special has him slowly sip at some tea. Each sip recovers a bit of health, but you can only cancel out of this move between sips. If grappling, he instead smashes a teapot over his prey's head. It won't do much damage or knockback, but will stun to set up for combos.

Klarg's finale summons his small army of gerblins to come swarm around his feet for a short time. The gerblins will do constant small hits of damage to any foes within their midst, including those currently being grappled by Klarg.

[shrikejays]

sketch of our hugbear :)

i did color it but i don’t like the colored version as much

[do-you-ship-this-taz-ship]

propaganda: I just think they're neat as a couple

“Lovers maybe?” “Time will tell.” ‘nuff said.

[somelazyassartist]

Oh shit I've been out of the TAZ loop for MAYBE two weeks bc I've been temporarily focusing on Dungeon Meshi and in that time nobody told me TAZ Live! in Seattle came out????

[kronoose]

Hehe cross posting this shit post

Brought to you by my brain hyperfixating on klarg singing good luck babe

[theoraclephobetor]

Every time - EVERY Time I listen to Petals to the Metal and Griffin talks about the 'crate' in the race, I have full faith that it's Klaarg about to pop out on a motorcycle like a jack bugbear-in-a-box

And EVERY time I am Betrayed by my memory

[awkwardplant]

relistening to TAZ balance for the first time. do you guys remember Yeemick and Klarg, the jerkin off cave/tunnel, kenny chesney... good times good times...

*hears "my name is barry bluejeans"* *has teeth grittingly intense flashbacks to the forgotten years*

[ethersierra]

It's not even our fault it's not our fault guys the spelling in TAZ isnt just our fault though I do claim some of that blame, but the transcripts... The transcripts...... Is it Kodira or Kodeira? Klarg or Klaarg? Great news guys IT SWITCHES BACK AND FORTH.

[fuckin-flip-wizard]

KLARG MY GOOD FRIEND KLARG,,,,,

(Reblogs over likes please)

[yaboi-julien]

(Full version and description under cut, light ns/fw)

So my GF is listening to The Adventure Zone for the first time and has been super into the taaklarg ship, so I made little pinup, enjoy taaklarg shippers lmao

[ID: A cell-shaded pinup of Taako and Klarg from The Adventure Zone. Taako is a dark skinned lightly built elven man with straight, choppy brown hair died lavender at the bottom. He faces the camera with a sly look on his face, his shirt off and sitting on a motorcycle-shaped wood and metal battle wagon. He’s wearing grey pants and knee-high high-heeled boots, resting one foot on the ground and another up on the battle wagon. He has his arm around the head of Klarg who stands behind him and the battlewagon. Klarg is a massive bulky bugbear with brown fur and wide shoulders, two large tusks and floppy pierced ears. He looks at Taako with a sultry smile, one large arm reaching over his shoulder and into his pants. END]

[fletchkingz]

Woah look! The two taz characters that I litterally cannot draw!

please send me more taz balance related asks I have really bad art block rn

@suprakeel :-)

[do-you-ship-this-taz-ship]

[incorrect-zone-quotes]

Best TAZ Balance NPC poll

After a little messing around, I've decided to conduct a very scientific poll.

This will include every TAZ Balance NPC that I remember/care about so I apologize deeply if your favorite NPC isn't on here but there's 60 total so I feel that's pretty comprehensive.

Matchups under the read more (These have been randomized so I'm sorry for any tough choices)

Artemis Sterling vs Hurley

Kravitz vs Klarg

Angus McDonald vs Robbie

Graham the Juicy Wizard vs Mr. Upsy

Johann vs Davenport

Roswell vs Dracula

Antonia vs Rowan

Lucas Miller vs Hodge Podge

Hekuba Roughridge vs Cassidy

Steven vs Brad Bradson

Greg Grimaldis vs Jenkins

Trent the Treant vs Little Jerry and Jerreeeeee

Cam vs Paloma

Voidfish vs Garyl

Barry Bluejeans vs Istus

Gundren Rockseeker vs Lucretia

Maarvey vs Sloane

Joaquin Terrero vs Edward

Mookie vs Lup

Ash vs Jeff Angel

Lydia vs Avi

Ren Mol'diira vs The Raven Queen

Clint McElroy (the Plane Walker) vs Boyland

June vs Pan

Brody vs Magic Brian

Garfield the Deals Warlock vs John

Leon the Artificer vs Carey Fangbattle

Mavis vs Killian

Maureen Miller vs Julia Burnsides

Jess the Beheader vs NO-3113