fletchkingz

[fletchkingz]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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fear me

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One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

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hey fellow artists I know that we all want to create huge beautiful peices with dynamic poses all the time but sometimes you just gotta draw a guy just kinda standing there. For your mental health I guess.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

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they are like beautiful tropical birds to me

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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You’re an angel Im a dog, or you’re a dog and Im your man.