#Kravitz

[fioblah]

business meetings at the chug n squeeze

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[lucretiaadventurezone]

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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday

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its literally friday ?

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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY

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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled

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#bureau business #inoculated #txt

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give me that username lup. stop impersonating me

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no

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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK

so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.

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#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look

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Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.

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this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago

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What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?

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LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH

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ohmygod you killed him

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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.

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You can't do that here

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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive

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STOP

#this is elder abuse

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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb

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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu

#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight

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i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around

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[wizard-loving-wizard]

taakitz on @gastronauts

[jerreeeeeee]

expectations vs reality

[gejnialnie]

WE'VE GOT CHUCK & SQUEEZE DATE AFTER ALL!!

"something's close... something dead" "yeah, my dude, it's the vibe" damn, the sass on this man!

"but here? third-wheeling our enchanted evening?" oh baby you have no idea

(the last panel is killing me here btw.)

why would you call Kravitz that-! wait, do you consider yourself married??

something about this exchange is so... !!!!

now pair this last panel with the last panel of the taakitz date:

GREAT STUFF

[thishasbeencary]

Happy late spooky day from the boys themselves. Taako and Kravitz Returned for the last day of Ohio Renaissance Festival last weekend. 🚀 It was MY turn with the cosplay boyfriend (ilu)

Taako cosplay by me 🌂

Kravitz cosplay by @sin-de-quill 💀

Picture by @keithkogangel 📷

Taako and Kravitz are The Adventure Zone characters by Griffin and Justin McElroy 🪼

[boy-snax]

doofles of people gay! awesome. kind of based off the little thing i wrote Kravitz likes the heat and steam from cooking

[penbattles]

They're going on a double date...

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!

[sgrumby]

“Let’s talk worst case scenarios,” Kravitz said. “It’s entirely plausible he kills a kid,” Barry replied instantly. “Like, I love the guy. He’s like - definitely not a dad. He’s like the guy your parents make you call uncle because he’s been friends with your dad since college to me. But I really think he could run a kid over in the sleigh, or…” “What if he’s not watching the reindeer closely enough and one bites a child?” Kravitz posited. “It could ruin a children’s icon forever.” “I think we’re well past that,” Barry said. “We all had to make our peace with ruining Santa for everyone when we chose to make Merle wear the hat this year. Frankly, best case scenario is that everyone gets a real shitty present.” “You wanna talk about worst case scenarios?” Lup said, with a thousand-yard stare. Her voice was raspy and heavy. “I know the worst case scenario.” She blinked, her gaze focusing on them again. “The worst case scenario is that he’s better than us.”

(Happy Candlenights!)

[fioblah]

death, he whispers

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[m0nomercy]

Hey @8thdance ! Happy candlenights! hope you enjoy, Had a lot of fun colouring this one

and as always thanks @thecandlenightszone for organising the event <3

EDIT:

Image description: digital art of Kravitz and Taako from The Adventure Zone. Kravitz is a skinny, Black half-elf with dreadlocks in a half-up bun, brown skin, and vitiligo that resembles a skull and bones on his face and arms respectively. He wears a black vest and red button-up shirt. Taako is a slim elf with freckled brown skin, wavy long blond hair, and stubble, wearing a wizard hat and a flowing purple cape with a star pattern. Taako's holding Kravitz up with one arm, dipping him as if mid-dance, and holding a sprig of mistletoe above their heads. Kravitz is laughing joyfully as Taako winks. End description.

(thank you @anistarrose for the ID <3)

[mlmshipbracket]

Round 5: Poll #1 - Finals!

Taakitz art by maalidoesart on tumblr

Sasunaru art by hewoweens on tumblr

ROUND 5 ALL POLLS [HERE]

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

2024 Preliminaries — The Adventure Zone — Round 1: Balance

Propaganda

Barry Bluejeans:

he is The Lover, he loves his family and his wife so much it literally defined him and it saves the multiverse. he plays the piano. he is a litch who gives cryptic speeches to his amnesic family who can't remember him and he becomes so distressed when they don't trust him that he almost manages to unmake himself in a messy emotional magical explosion. he wears exclusively denim pants and his name is literally Barry Bluejenas. I mean, come on

Kravitz:

He’s the grim reaper AND he’s gay AND he’s a nerd

he's the grim reaper, he puts on a fake cockney accent while he's on the job because he's a fucking nerd, he tried to convince Merle he was his god and almost managed it, his first date with his future husband was a wine and pottery night at the "chug and squeeze" and he thought it was a business meeting

Lup:

she is a lich she is an umbrella she is a pyromaniac. she is trans and she becomes a servant to the Raven Queen. she sees her brother for the first time in a decade and she makes fun of him for dating the grim reaper. she plays the violin and she adores her family and she loves her husband

Merle Highchurch:

he gets sexy with those plants like no other, he has children (canonically fucks!) and has 1000 party points (??? youll find out ;) )

Taako:

He’s taako, you know, from tv? Flirts with death and wins

Mod Note: The winners of this poll will have to go through another preliminary round against characters from other TAZ campaigns before the main bracket begins.

[jerreeeeeee]

lup and taako are not incredulous about each other’s taste in men their type is literally the same and they know it (dorks with a strange relationship to death)

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