#Kravitz

[fioblah]

business meetings at the chug n squeeze

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[lucretiaadventurezone]

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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday

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its literally friday ?

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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY

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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled

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#bureau business #inoculated #txt

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give me that username lup. stop impersonating me

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no

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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK

so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.

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#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look

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Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.

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this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago

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What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?

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LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH

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ohmygod you killed him

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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.

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You can't do that here

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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive

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STOP

#this is elder abuse

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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb

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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu

#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight

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i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around

[lithiumseven]

Ok but Taako who is old both because he’s an elf and because he didn’t age at all for a full century, who over that 100 years has been just about as involved in the world as you can get learning and researching, but on a different world every single year where everything he learns becomes entirely useless for anyone but his family after it’s context is obliterated by the Hunger

Vs Kravitz who is old by virtue of being dead and has spent countless years in one world but entirely removed from it, only sporadically even taking physical form until he meets Taako

These two start a household that knows jack shit about this world! Pop culture? Forget it. The biggest sports team in Neverwinter? They’ve never even heard of that sport much less the team. Taako speaks Mongoose but he doesn’t know how to find Killian’s pulse. Kravitz lived through the Fantasy Roaring Twenties but he doesn’t even know because he interacted with exclusively necromancers the whole time. Carey mentions a famous ancestor of Lord Artemis Sterling, someone everyone learns about in fantasy kindergarten like George Washington or Elizabeth the First, and Kravitz asks if that is her new coworker. Professional space ship scientist Taako Taaco tries to help Angus with his physics homework and realizes he has no idea what the gravitational constant of this planet even is

And then there’s the rare one-offs that are even more surprising than the gaps in their knowledge. Mookie can’t remember the ending of a fairytale and Taako supplies the answer without even thinking because there’s a very similar story on Tesseralia. Kravitz’s team wins the Bureau of Benevolence trivia night because the last question is about the composer who wrote the first piece Kravitz ever learned to play.

They go through their world both oblivious and dialed in, completely lost and altogether too aware. But they go through it together, and of that they are absolutely certain

[wizard-loving-wizard]

taakitz on @gastronauts

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[terezis]

don't worry he's still my boy

[jerreeeeeee]

expectations vs reality

[gejnialnie]

WE'VE GOT CHUCK & SQUEEZE DATE AFTER ALL!!

"something's close... something dead" "yeah, my dude, it's the vibe" damn, the sass on this man!

"but here? third-wheeling our enchanted evening?" oh baby you have no idea

(the last panel is killing me here btw.)

why would you call Kravitz that-! wait, do you consider yourself married??

something about this exchange is so... !!!!

now pair this last panel with the last panel of the taakitz date:

GREAT STUFF

[thishasbeencary]

Happy late spooky day from the boys themselves. Taako and Kravitz Returned for the last day of Ohio Renaissance Festival last weekend. 🚀 It was MY turn with the cosplay boyfriend (ilu)

Taako cosplay by me 🌂

Kravitz cosplay by @sin-de-quill 💀

Picture by @keithkogangel 📷

Taako and Kravitz are The Adventure Zone characters by Griffin and Justin McElroy 🪼

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“Let’s talk worst case scenarios,” Kravitz said. “It’s entirely plausible he kills a kid,” Barry replied instantly. “Like, I love the guy. He’s like - definitely not a dad. He’s like the guy your parents make you call uncle because he’s been friends with your dad since college to me. But I really think he could run a kid over in the sleigh, or…” “What if he’s not watching the reindeer closely enough and one bites a child?” Kravitz posited. “It could ruin a children’s icon forever.” “I think we’re well past that,” Barry said. “We all had to make our peace with ruining Santa for everyone when we chose to make Merle wear the hat this year. Frankly, best case scenario is that everyone gets a real shitty present.” “You wanna talk about worst case scenarios?” Lup said, with a thousand-yard stare. Her voice was raspy and heavy. “I know the worst case scenario.” She blinked, her gaze focusing on them again. “The worst case scenario is that he’s better than us.”

(Happy Candlenights!)

[boy-snax]

doofles of people gay! awesome. kind of based off the little thing i wrote Kravitz likes the heat and steam from cooking

[fioblah]

death, he whispers

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[tentaclepunk]

“I love you Taako”

I’m SCREAMING I’m so pissed it took me ALMOST 10 YEARS TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT?????

[lithiumseven]

Taako: I love you

Kravitz: I love you more

Taako: Good.

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ROUND FOUR: POLL #1

Sidlink art by guchax

Taakitz art by nelmm on DeviantArt

ROUND 4 ALL POLLS [HERE]

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After the Chugg n' Squeeze...

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