#kiss me note guy

[dovewingkinnie]

"ok now stab him with the scissors it'll be really funny" note guy

[ctrlzxoo]

ivan and till have their first kiss, an alternate ending 💕

please look at this comic for context and Part 1!

[aria-greenhoodie]

Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️

Click for Quality!

[myrkulitescourge]

can i just say, it still makes me feel a little crazy how astarion, come act 3, still can’t quite put a name to his relationship with his partner, but he WILL tell them he wants to keep them both safe.

he won’t say i love you just yet but he will say forever, for good.

[shakingparadigm]

what is the theory that ivan manipulated the event where till and mizi met the wagyein?

It's not a theory, actually! It's confirmed that Ivan orchestrated the whole event. The true reason as to why however is still unknown. The information provides more context to this scene, though:

During the earlier times of ALNST the most rational explanation for this scene was that Till ran after a flower crown (presumably Mizi's) and Ivan followed him in out of curiosity. Now we know that Ivan was conveniently just standing there because he was waiting.

Side note, I find it heartbreaking (and maybe a little funny, sorry) that Till most likely didn't notice Ivan in this scene. That's just like him, isn't it. Always too busy running after Mizi while Ivan trails behind, an ever-present shadow.

I'm not sure how Ivan manipulated the circumstances for both of them to end up there, but it is confirmed that everything was intentional. What strikes me most is how they describe this particular scene:

I can't copy down what they said word-for-word (Patreon info), but they described Ivan watching "creepily" as Till and Mizi are faced with danger. We know that Ivan was familiar with the Cerberus wagyein beforehand, enough to touch its teeth and even to rest himself inside its maw. To Ivan, the wagyein is not dangerous, but to Till and Mizi, it could be. Ivan prepared the wagyein, led them there, and watched "creepily" from afar as Till fell on his knees, seemingly injured.

The closest I can get to making sense of Ivan's "scheme" is that he wanted to see how other children would react in a dangerous situation. Ivan's always been an observer, after all, and he's learned to survive by copying the more "normal" behaviors of his peers. This situation occured when Ivan was still young and had not yet developed his more charming mask, so perhaps he staged this encounter to study a situational response, to learn and mimic the emotion of fear. And what better subjects for the experiment than two of the most expressive and reactive humans of their batch? It helps that he was already fixated on Till beforehand, too. I think Ivan became irreversibly obssessed after this incident, especially since it's framed as a turning point in Ivan's life, comparing Till to the stars.

This is just my attempt at an interpretation, though. It could very well be for another reason. He most likely chose Till and Mizi specifically for personal reasons, not just for reaction. I'm still not sure on the purpose behind the whole thing.

The team wanted to capture Ivan's "dark emotions" through the shot of his stalking, which could relate to his more sinister intentions. His gaze can be read in a few different ways, though. Curiosity, interest, fear, etc. Maybe that's why they decided to redraw the shot in ROUND 6.

I think this better sells the feeling they were trying to convey.

[24-05txt]

[Excerpt of a journal found in the possession of one Captain John Price, dated 02.03.24]

Zombies.

Nothin' much more to say than that.

As expected, world's gone to shit.

People have died.

Some are still holdin' on.

Shitton of research. Ethics on that went out the door.

Not ashamed to say I think about handing them both over sometimes.

Our domesticated animals.

The academic types would be all over them for certain.

Zombies that don't bite? Trained, walking corpses?

Could bring us leaps and bounds closer to a cure.

On the otherhand... could just turn into a science fair project.

I wouldn't do that to my boys.

Even if I did, I wouldn't live long after. Because Simon isn't dead.

At least, I don't think he is.

No-one has been able to get close enough to confirm... Aside from Soap.

And Soap is definitely dead.

We thought the poor muppet had a stroke, at first; struggling to talk. To move.

Put him on bedrest. Ghost took watch (wouldn't give it up).

Didn't suspect a thing of either of them until I caught Ghost feeding him raw meat.

(Still don't know where it came from.)

They were quarantined for a bit. Ghost hadn't spoken for weeks at that point.

Just stared at us. Sat beside MacTavish.

He tried to break out when Soap started to go hungry.

I could have put them out of their misery.

Should have.

Gaz was on watch when Ghost finally broke out.

(Soap was too weak to walk by then.)

Let him go hunting. He brought back a body.

We didn't bother locking them up again.

No one has noticed yet. Not enough of a system left to report them to anyway. Options are to ignore it or shoot them yourself.

Guess their work makes up for it. Plenty of reason to turn a blind eye.

Soap is as well-behaved as ever. Quick on the uptake for someone who can hardly string a sentence together.

Simon is the worst he's ever been, but competent. Deadly. More ruthless than before.

Still hasn't spoken a word.

Suppose he is dead. Funny that his heart stayed beating once it finally took.

[gojoest]

my sweet, sweet babyboy 💖💖💖💖💖💖

[respectthepetty]

It's time for my Wattpad BL Bad Guy, My Boss to end, and I'm genuinely going to miss this little toxic show of sin with the worst Black Brooder and Heavenly Human to ever be in a relationship.

And I'm not talking about Fei Long and Run! They are perfect for each other. They match each other's freak!

No! I'm talking about these two pendejos because they are idiots who cannot stop having sex long enough to actually communicate!

And it makes sense since their mouths are always busy with other things.

But Pat is, once again, crying his eyes out because everyone wants Elyes.

Yet that doesn't stop Pat from having sex with him that very night!

So even though the finale threw me a new ship that I was completely down for,

The series was right back at the beginning with a Heavenly Human and a Black Brooder not communicating about their feelings!

And that continued for over half of the finale!

Pat wouldn't tell Elyes why he was upset!

And Elyes continued his stalking ways refusing to admit he knew why Pat was upset.

Even the drinks are color-coded like these pendejos!

But THANKFULLY they cleared that up (AGAIN), so I can get to what I came for —

The Coming

Because, I cannot stress this enough, the sex is 🔥🔥🔥

And like magic, Elyes is lighter because good sex is a stress reliever that makes people lighter, figuratively and literally *wink*

So even though I know I've been dealing with a Black Brooder and Heavenly Human this entire time and this is Elyes' way of showing he loves Pat, I really think Elyes' outfits just tell us when he has had good sex and no sex.

And sex with Pat is always good probably because it's always make-up sex, which would mean all the fighting and miscommunication are just foreplay! NAILED IT!

So here we are with color-coded cups again.

And clear signs that Elyes is getting laid.

I mean that Elyes is in love!

Because the pink was loud and clear in the final minutes!

So just like Elyes' outfits, even if he couldn't say he was in love with Pat, WHICH HE DIDN'T, the color said it for him.

In conclusion, the sex is so good that it makes Elyes lighter and . . .

Elyes loves Pat!

And I love this show!

[gameralica]

Kiss Ryuji Day 2: Festivals

[doggolol]

HE ALMOST SURRENDERS TO THE KISS

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SURRENDER TO THE KISS

IM SOBBING

[iheartbookbran]

Also ngl I kinda love the concept of Debling courting Penelope and Colin getting jealous because of it, not because I ship it (he’s barely a character) or because I’m part of the crowd that wants to see Colin ~suffer (though I’m not opposed to seeing him dramatically yearn), but because the reason Penelope specifically is going after this vegan man is so fascinating to me. Like, she obviously doesn’t love him. But she will marry him to protect LW… she’ll marry him to please Portia, that’s so funny.

Girl’s so desperate to escape her awful family life while at the same time keeping her secret, but she also wants her mother’s approval. And she’s so caught up in that toxic mindset that she completely misses the guy she’s been in love with since childhood making heart eyes at her from across the ballroom.

Pen only has her parents’ terrible marriage as a frame of reference, so she probably thinks it’s a bonus if her future husband is much older than her because that could make her a young widow. He’ll leave the country for the majority of the year to fuck off to Antarctica? Oh to be left alone by your own life partner!!!

Meanwhile Portia is enthusiastically nodding behind Penelope like yes, perhaps he’ll die at sea, and neither of them think there’s anything wrong with this outlook in life.

Hilarious.

[devi-hydra]

DEVI WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT

I love and adore Ko-Guy from jujutsu kaisen and I decided "He has a REALLY good design but I wanna take a crack at it!!!" So here that is. I love him so much you have no idea. Might release the insane amount of notes I took on both Ko-guy and real grasshoppers at some point if anyone's interested.

btw this is not me saying anythings wrong with his design, he's perfect I just felt like having some fun

Also like a million thanks to mr bogleech here on tumblr, I sent him an ask about insect faces unrelated to this side project, but it did me insane amounts of good even when stylizing goofy grasshopper man face.

^^^^ The belle of the ball himself btw. Still really cool that he's a spirit which are in universe like. sexless and yet they made him a dude and also he's based off female O. Yezoensis??? Bcs they gave him the ovipositor for KILLING PEOPLE????????????

I love him. He is in the anime for 10 minutes <3

[justmwahstruly]

I FINALLY FINISHED IT ASCIDBCH

blehp i kinda died on the patterns and the glasses

ofc the beautiful Will Wayward belongs to @kandavers

is jus molly an will vibin

[crispycreambacon]

H. Hi everyone. Uh. You know what I don’t need to explain myself. Who needs to watermark your art when you can just draw your sona thristing over the art amirite-

The last two people featured next to me are @madamegemknight (bless her poor soul she had no idea what introducing me to Fraggle Rock would do to me) and @couchpotato1206 (aka my bULLYYYYY /lh)

Bonus images below. Fair warning: Extremely self-indulgent. Coughs.

Note: while I’m a minor as of making this post, my sona here is an adult. Please don’t be weird about this thank you!!!

[kayvsworld]

sorry to be doing mcu throwback complaints again and EXTRA sorry for it to be about cacw and aou, sorry, i just am thinking again that if marvel had. in aou. committed to letting steve rogers see that captain america graffiti calling him a fascist with his own two eyes i would have forgiven many of their subsequent deeds and crimes

[lyn-ne]

HIT ME HARD AND SOFT