#kinda evil kinda psycho but still cute

[goldyluna]

I wanted to draw Gin smiling and I accidentally made him evil lol it happens I guess

He's still a cutie

[httpvomitello]

OMG, the evil turtle 😭 our ROTTMNT boys will have to be very careful when approaching that little menace. Imagine that tiny monster destroyed all the guys’ things in just a small moment of inattention, and it even seems like it wants to take a bite out of one of its new big brothers (bringing back memories of when the evil turtle destroyed the toys it was given and almost ate Gumball when chasing him)

(Donnie is seeing himself lmao)

It seems we are still in the moment of dealing with the evil turtle 😭😭😭. Hope you like it ♡♡♡♡

Leo prided himself on being calm under pressure(he's not), but the tiny turtle perched in your tank was testing every ounce of his patience. You’d introduced the little menace as “Snappy,” and Leo had thought it was cute. That was before Snappy made it his personal mission to wreak havoc on everything in his path.

It started innocently enough. You’d stepped out of the room for a moment, leaving Leo alone with Snappy. He knelt by the tank, admiring the little creature.

“Hey, Snappy,” he said softly, tapping the glass. “You’re kinda cute for a tiny guy, huh?”

Snappy blinked lazily, then, with a sudden burst of energy, launched himself at the glass, mouth open like a miniature shark.

Leo jumped back. “Whoa, easy there!”

But Snappy wasn’t done. In the blink of an eye, the turtle had somehow escaped the tank and was now on the floor, scuttling toward Leo with alarming speed.

“Uh, (Y/N)?” Leo called, backing away slowly. “We’ve got a situation!”

Snappy lunged at his foot, sharp little jaws snapping dangerously close. Leo dodged, but not before Snappy caught the edge of his bandana, tearing a small hole.

You'd better never know how that little turtle jumped so high.

“That’s it,” Leo muttered, drawing his swords. “I’m not losing to a turtle.”

When you returned, you found Leo standing on your couch, swords drawn, while Snappy circled below like a predator stalking its prey.

“What the heck is going on?” you asked, barely holding back laughter.

“This thing,” Leo said, pointing dramatically at Snappy, “is pure evil.”

You scooped up Snappy, who immediately went docile in your hands. “Oh, come on, he’s harmless.”

Leo shot you a look, holding up his torn bandana. “Harmless? Tell that to my gear.”

Snappy blinked innocently, and you swore you saw the tiniest smirk on his face.

Raph wasn’t easily intimidated. He was the biggest, strongest of his brothers, and he’d faced countless enemies without flinching. But nothing prepared him for Kai.

When you introduced your pet turtle, Raph had laughed. “This little guy? He’s adorable.”

Kai, however, seemed to take offense.

It started when Raph bent down to get a closer look. Kai stared at him, unblinking, before suddenly lunging at the glass. The force rattled the tank, and Raph blinked in surprise.

“Feisty, huh?” he muttered.

Moments later, while Raph was distracted, Kai somehow escaped. When Raph looked up, the tiny turtle was scaling his leg like a mountain climber.

“Whoa! Get off, you little psycho!” Raph yelled, trying to shake Kai loose.

But Kai held on, snapping at anything within reach. By the time you returned, your apartment looked like a tornado had hit it. Raph was standing in the middle of the chaos, and Kai perched victoriously on his shell.

“What happened?” you asked, wide-eyed.

“That thing,” Raph growled, pointing at Kai, “is a demon.”

You gently picked up Kai, who immediately nuzzled into your hand like the perfect angel.

Raph narrowed his eyes. “Yeah, sure, act all sweet now. I know the truth.”

Kai blinked at him, and for a moment, Raph swore he saw a glint of pure mischief in those tiny eyes.

Donnie had always been a man of science, fascinated by the natural world. When you introduced him to your pet turtle, he was intrigued.

“This is Rio,” you said, gesturing to the tank.

Donnie adjusted his goggles, leaning in for a closer look. “Fascinating. A testudine of this size usually displays docile behavior, but he's... ugly.”

Donnie forgot for a second that he was interacting with a turtle of the same species as him. But you preferred to keep it quiet.

Rio blinked up at him, deceptively innocent. Donnie tapped the glass lightly, and Rio responded by launching himself at it, teeth bared.

Donnie pulled back, his brow furrowing. “Interesting.”

While you were in the kitchen, Donnie began jotting down notes, observing Rio’s behavior. But when he turned back to the tank, the turtle was gone.

“The fuc—”

Before he could finish, Rio appeared on the coffee table, where there were some of Donnie's inventions. The tiny terror moved with precision, knocking over delicate equipment, biting through wires, and leaving a trail of destruction in his wake.

“No! Not the prototype!” Donnie yelled, lunging forward.

Rio evaded him effortlessly, scuttling under the table. By the time you returned, Donnie was on his hands and knees, the coffee table was a complete mess.

“What happened?” you asked, struggling to keep a straight face.

“Your pet,” Donnie said, holding up a chewed wire, “is a menace to society.”

You picked up Rio, who blinked innocently at Donnie. “He’s just a little curious.”

“Curious?” Donnie muttered, glaring at the tiny turtle. “He’s a walking disaster.”

Rio, of course, looked perfectly content, as if he hadn’t just destroyed hours of Donnie’s work.

Mikey was thrilled when you told him you had a pet turtle. “A little bro? No way!”

You brought him to the tank, where Ash was lounging on a rock.

“This is Ash,” you said.

Mikey leaned in, eyes sparkling. “Aw, look at him! He’s just like me!”

Ash, in response, lunged at the glass, snapping aggressively.

“Whoa, chill little dude,” Mikey said with a laugh. “He’s got some spice!”

While you stepped away to grab snacks, Mikey decided to introduce himself properly. “Alright, Ash, let’s be buds.”

He opened the tank to get a closer look. That’s when Ash made his move.

In a blur of tiny limbs, Ash escaped, landing on Mikey’s lap. At first, Mikey laughed, but then Ash began his reign of terror.

The tiny turtle scuttled across the room, knocking over Mikey’s skateboard, biting into a pizza box, and even shredding his skateboard design.

“Yo! Chill, dude!” Mikey yelled, chasing after him.

By the time you returned, Mikey was tangled in a mess of torn paper, pizza slices, and an upturned skateboard, with Ash sitting smugly on his chest.

“What the fu... What happened?” you asked, struggling not to laugh.

“Your turtle’s got mad ninja skills,” Mikey said, wide-eyed. “I think he’s trying to take over the world.”

You picked up Ash, who immediately snuggled into your hand. “He’s just a little energetic.”

Mikey sat up, shaking his head. “That little dude’s got more energy than I do.”

Ash blinked at him, and Mikey swore he saw a mischievous gleam in those tiny eyes. “I’ll be ready next time,” Mikey muttered, narrowing his eyes. “Game on, Ash.”

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, finals of the minor bracket

Propaganda:

For Root and Shaw:

Canon queers. They start out as enemies (Root even threatens Shaw with a hot iron during their meet cute), they even both kidnap each other at some points, but they end up ready to sacrifice everything for the other. Shaw is a self diagnosed sociopath, who is only on the side of ""good"" because she's bored and they've got a cute dog. She has no qualms about killing or even torturing people. Root is kind of unhinged, torturing and killing people in order to find and then protect a Machine that she thinks is a god. Eventually the Machine teaches her the value of friendship and life (kinda), but she's still a psycho at heart. They work so well together, even if they're like a four alarm fire.

For Lord Hater and Commander Peepers :

Lord Hater is the self-proclaimed "universe's awesomest evil-doer", an immature, attention-seeking manchild with electric powers and a short temper. He rules the Hater Empire with Commander Peepers as his second-in-command (technically third, after his beloved pet spider-xenomorph, but who's counting), however it soon becomes *very* clear that the cunning, remorseless, hardworking Peepers is the *real* brains behind the empire. Peepers might be frustrated at Hater's incompetence at times and isn't above manipulating him to reach an end goal, but he'd never dream of usurping him because, well, he's really gay and in love with him (as much as he can be in an early-10s Disney cartoon, anyways). Hater might take Peepers for granted a lot of times, but as his oldest friend and closest confidante he's the one who Hater is closest to. Whether it's invading other planets or kicking puppies for fun, these two are *delightfully* terrible jerks and the epitome of gay wrongs. 

Commander Peepers is both Lord Hater's right hand man in villainy AND his jilted stay-at-home-wife-guy (Also in villainy. Hater is really good at getting distracted from productive and efficient villaining.) Lord Hater was the greatest villain in the galaxy thanks to how well he and Commander Peepers worked as an evil team to run the Hater Empire!

Lord Hater conquers planets and is such an edgy bastard. Peepers is the actual brains behind the operation. Peepers is often pushed aside by Hater, they are besties and yet Peepers is always pining for this guy who will never notice. Peepers is so horribly gay for him if you watch the show he wants his stupid boss so bad. Peepers is so scared of him season 1 but then starts yelling BACK in season 2 and has to deal with him like a babysitter or something and yet STILL idolizes him and that’s just such a fun dynamic. His password is H8RNP33PRS43VR (Hater and Peepers forever). They are so evil and everyone fears them and they are villains and they are gay and the side of the fandom that draws them as a married couple that needs counseling is absolutely correct. The fanart of Hater openly liking him back is wonderful but I swear you don’t even need that. They are so gay and villain you have to love them they are

Villains that conquer planets and do evil stuff, my favourite characters, not really canon but they are the best :)

[lancer-the-blue]

Episode 3 let's gooo! It's been some good shit so far

Gods damnit the Temple of Spinjitzu looks amazingly beautiful

Also cutest baby Riyu sleeping must draw

Awww I'm loving Arin's enthusiasm it's infectious

"Maximum awesome!" Stealing this

Ha love Lloyd fucking with Sora like that hilarious

Riyu's beaten his cutesness score! Look at him doing push ups! LOOK AT HIM

Awww that pic of Sensei Wu in the back hits hard

Lolz I know Lloyd ain't buying their shit but I love the idea of there being a multi cultural event at the crossroads celebrating different cultures, sounds amazing

Haha the Spinjitzu course fucking up is kinda funny "it always worked when Wu did it!" Priceless

"I was suppose to be doing that?" Adhd Lloyd confirmed

It's genuinely really wholesome Lloyd trying to mimic Wu ngl

Them be really judging Lloyd's facial hair? Gods this is so goooood

"TRUST ME IT'S THERE, NOW TRAIN" gold! This dialogue is pure fire!

Aaaaahhhhh the opening is so goooood, why can't it be a tad longer damn it

Gods I'm loving the call backs to Wu training Kai annnnd that Arin is naturally good at the training course by default because he innately knows Spinjitzu again the attention to details us amazing this season

Calling it here Lloyd knows they're planning to go to the Carnival

"Sneaking out will improve our stealth skills even Lloyd would appreciate that" gods damn it Sora is written so goooood

Is Riyu getting bigger or is the model just a bit off in that scene

Gods Riyu's disguise is so cute

Haha person charming, loving these call backs to previous seasons

LUBO LUBO

Gods I love frog guy so much!

Frohicky? Really *that's* his name?

Haha love the French snail people

*is that one of Kalimaar's siblings*

Also Lubo making is rain is peek

*is this the end of Lubo?' Noooooooo!

Gotta appreciate them reusing a lego set design more than once in the show ngl

That Hypnobrai being a chick really calls into question why Scales' partner wad pink lolz

*WAIT LLOYD DIDN'T NOTICE THEM GOING AND IS GENUINELY OBVIOUS*

"They snuck out! We would of never done this to master Wu!" Says the guy who *literally* released the Serpentine

"Ha that's a lie we totally would of" low key made me snort

"No Kreel, Lubo is spending Lubo's money. Lubo Lubo" the queen, the icon. *I love this ball shaped machine*

Kreel is kinda iconic too ngl

*did lubo just eat his money*

"Lubo defies you" that's hilarious tho

"Wait did I learn something from training today?" Ionic line ngl

Love Lloyd being socially anxious ngl, it's bemusing

OH MY GODS IT'S A SHRINE TO THE NINJA IT'S TUGGING AT MY HEART STRINGS

Awww they're too young to remember the ninja that's so heart breaking

No legit this is making me sob

"Naww it's the beard" oh mfg this show mannnnn

RIYU'S STILL DRESSED LIKE THAT

That burn against Lloyd ooof, also again attention to detail. You youngens don't get how spoiled you are with this fancy smansy new quality writing you got here

"You can't be a villain everybody loves you"

"Do not type cast me!!!" Lmfao this show mannnn

This guy is fucking psycho tho

This guy is iconic, banger after banger after banger iconic characters this season so far

IT'S AN EVIL NUTCRACKER

"This is like that nightmare I had" "it's a nightmare everyone's had" again fucking bangers!

OH IT'S A GREATEST SHOWMAN REFERENCE

OMFG Kreel giving Lubo relationship advice *I can't*

"Lubo's always free uphere" crown this fucking king!

Dawww Lloyd being supportive, also shadowing Arin's path to wanting to be better than he is

Damn Raz's voice is *deep*

And ep is over, again solid 8/10, maybe a 7.5 for not being as snappy as 1 and 2 but that may be nitpicking

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (29)

*When the Tributes finally discussed the Mentorship Program after the Zoo Fiasco* Read [This] first.

Facet: Yesterday was kinda crazy.

Velvereen: Crazy?! Those Capitol losers were freaking hilarious!

Marcus: Says the one who didn’t need to clean up their Mentor’s mess.

Velvereen: To be fair, none of those four freaks were assigned to me.

Marcus: Well then, Velvet, I hope you get the worse one.

Velvereen: It’s Velve- Why am I even correcting you?! Your Mentor is a stupid drunk idiot!

Marcus: Ha! I pray your Mentor is an unhinged psycho who will feed you expired food.

Velvereen: You little sh-

Facet: Why are you two even fighting?! And why was that last part weirdly specific?!

Panlo: Yo, let’s trade Mentors!

Marcus: Does anybody want to take mine then?! I’m literally ready to sell his soul to anyone-

Lamina: But Marcus, your Mentor was clearly loaded with food and money.

Panlo: Yeah! You’re so lucky! Your Mentor was even generous to give me a second ham sandwich.

Brandy: Pablo, why didn’t you save me some?!

Panlo: For the last time, Brandy, my name is Pan-

Brandy: I don’t care!

Lucy Gray: And his boyfriend even gave me a rose! What a cute looking gentleman!🤭

Jessup: Are you sure about that, Lucy Gray?

Lucy Gray: What do you mean?

Jessup: Well, last time I checked, that Snow Angel was stupidly drunk and embarrassing himself in front of Treech.

Mizzen: He and his friends were also busy crying and hugging Reaper all the way here!😂

Reaper: Ughhh! Don’t remind me!

Coral: Lucky indeed. My half-naked Mender-

Teslee: Mentor.😀

Coral: *glares at Teslee* My stupid Mender only gave me this useless cheesecake coupon.

Brandy: What’s a coupon? Is it edible? Can I eat it?

Jessup: At least Vitamin Girl gave me these sparkly pills.

Panlo: Are you sure those things are safe to digest, 12?

Jessup: Don’t know. Don’t care.

Lucy Gray: They might as well taste like candy.

Facet: I just hope my Mentor is rich enough to feed me.

Teslee: Can we stop thinking about our Mentors for a moment? You’re all just making me nervous.

Lucy Gray: Don’t be so giddy, Teslee. We haven’t even met all of them.

Teslee: You’re just happy you already met your stupid Mentor! Plus he’s pretty!😫

Lucy Gray: And very much taken.

Velvereen: His super rich boyfriend is so clingy though.

Tanner: Well, I wish I had a super rich glucose guardian who would spoil me rotten too.

Facet: Same. But I want mine to take me shopping and buy me expensive jewelry.

Lucy Gray: Why the jewelry though?

Facet: Because I have standards.

Circ: Well, I just want someone as smart as me.

Jessup: Please stop. I don’t want to hear any of your fantasies while I’m still alive and breathing.

Reaper: Ugh!! Why did they even let a bunch of kids mentor another bunch of kids?!

Treech: Honestly, I couldn’t and wouldn’t care less.

Lucy Gray: Yup. Capitol people are weird.

Coral: Says the weirdest one.😒

Lucy Gray: Hey! Stop bullying Reaper!

Reaper: She’s not talking about me, Baird. She’s talking about you.

Lucy Gray: No, she ain’t!

Coral: Yes, I am!

Treech: Why are you guys even fighting? You should be more concerned about our dwindling food supplies.

Velvereen: Well, we could just save the cookies that Blondie and his rich boyfriend gave us for the next few days-

Mizzen: I already ate all of mine and Coral’s. So-

Coral: Mizzen, you little gremlin, how could you?!

Mizzen: They were delicious!

Coral: They were my evil Capitol cookies! Not yours!

Mizzen: Sharing is caring!

Coral: You never share, you evil gremlin!

Tanner: Well, I think the people in charge should at least feed us while we’re here.

Dill: *coughs* I think our Mentors will take care of that problem.

Hy: *coughs* I just hope my Mentor is rich enough to give me medicine.

Sheaf: I hope mine can steal me some Capitol sweets.

Brandy: I want to eat cake.

Panlo: Just don’t expect someone normal then. You might as well end up working with a Kleptomaniac who steals puppies for a living.

Reaper: Or a freaking Ravinstill.

Tanner: One of the President’s family members?! Never!

Dill: *coughs* Imagine working with a crazy Ravinstill.

Coral: Honestly, I would rather die of embarrassment if a stupid Ravinstill was assigned to me.

Dill: *coughs* Same.

Bobbin: I would literally take anyone else at that point. Heck! I would take one of those four drunks to be my Mentor.

Jessup: Shut up, Bobby! We get it already.🙄

Bobbin: It’s Bobbin!😠

Mizzen: No need to fight. Besides, we just have to wait and see by tomorrow.

Lucy Gray: Yeah! Let’s hope for the best!

Reaper: *is aggressively praying* Please, Panem, for once, I beg you to give me the normal one!😫🙏

Tanner: The normal one?

Reaper: And please don’t give me a Ravinstill! Give it to Dill for all I care!😭

Dill: *coughs* I heard that!😠

*Meanwhile, at the President’s Mansion*

Felix: *sneezes*🤧

Androcles: What’s wrong, Class Pres? You have been sneezing nonstop since late afternoon.

Felix: I came out to work on my essay today, but honestly, I’m feeling so attacked right now.

Androcles: That’s rough, buddy.

Felix: Wait- How did you get in here? And why are rolling in my freaking bed, Andie?!

Androcles: What do you mean? I always come here after school.

Felix: But I didn’t even invite you?

Androcles: You don’t need to invite me. I have your house keys.

Felix: You stole the Presidential House Keys?!

Androcles: You gave them to me.😀

Felix: I don’t remember giving you my- Andie, did you steal those Keys from the President of Panem?!

Androcles: Felix, my bestie, just accept the fact that we’re fundamentally married already!😘

Felix: We’re not even a couple-

Androcles: We have been bromantic boyfriends since the moment you won the class election.

Felix: Says who?!

Androcles: Says everyone but you, Class Pres~.😏

[oraclekleo]

No but in my opinion all Ateez members could have villain potential… based primarily on their stage persona bc we don’t really know them ofc. Also I’m not a writer so don’t come at me if my tropes are cliché 😂

HJ: idealist activist who is so convinced his idea of a “perfect” world is right he ends up turning into some authoritarian leader doing the same things he was rebelling against but “for the good reasons”

SH: idk why but he kinda gives me “jealous villain” vibes? “If I can’t have it/them, then no one can” energy… or, alternatively, overprotective partner/parent who goes overboard trying to protect his loved ones and ends up hurting them

YH: I’m so sorry but narcissistic/jealous partner kinda villain 😭 He just seems TOO good to be true…

YS: philosophical chaos maker? Kinda like Makishima Shogo from the anime Psycho Pass… or some kind of sadistic villain who looks innocent and cute maybe? I love him so much but the fact that he might be the smartest member of Ateez and doesn’t look/act like it is definitely a villain trait for me lmao

SN: definitely poor boy who becomes Mafia boss to avenge the loss of his loved ones but loses himself in the process and destructs himself and everyone around him

MG: the one who was screwed over too much in life so he just goes “if being good gets me nowhere, well fuck it, I’ll be bad”

WY: chaos maker but… for fun? arson, fake news spreading, “Loki watching the world burn” kind of vibe…

JH: corporate evil, like the ones from k-dramas except he can’t be defeated bc he’s smart AF and just good at it

Also this makes me wonder what kind of villain I would be… I wonder if it’s possible to do a tarot reading on that? Since it’s a dark theme I guess the energy would be too heavy for a reading but I’m a noob so I don’t know lol

Definitely piques my curiosity though 🤔

Wow! We have surprisingly guessed very similar for many of the members 😂

Also this makes me wonder what kind of villain I would be… I wonder if it’s possible to do a tarot reading on that? Since it’s a dark theme I guess the energy would be too heavy for a reading but I’m a noob so I don’t know lol

I do a lot of dark readings so I think it wouldn't be a problem for me to ask about a hypothetical scenario where you would become a villain. 😁 I can even think of like 5 or 6 decks which would be perfect to use for this type of reading. There's nothing like a too heavy energy for me. Sometimes it's difficult to word things I see in the cards but I can surely do this type of a reading to test it. If you want me to use you as a lab rat for I, Villain reading, feel free to drop that request in my inbox. No anons! And please state your Sun, Moon, Ascendant sign if you know them or your Chinese zodiac sign or your Life Path Number. Any of these will do for me. 😊

Be ready to wait for long potentially, though as I'm still only slowly getting back to my tarot loop here. 🤧

That applies to everyone. If you I, Villain reading, you can ask for it following the instructions above but the waiting time is long with me.

Thank you for your fantastic input to the discussion!

Kleo 🦄

[cometcrystal]

dott’s offical velma thoughts

watched eps 1 and 2. i only wanna talk about stuff i haven’t seen hashed out a million times. because im tired

heres what i LIKED:

like i said, the designs are sooo good. i LOVE the designs

the childhood pics of velma and daph were sooo cute

velma’s mom is sweet :) i like her from what we’ve seen. i doubt she left i bet shes part of the mystery

velma dealing with hallucinations/trauma and fred dealing with his dad making him feel inferior masculine-wise could be really cool plotlines if they were in a better adult scooby adaption

the guy whose leg gets cut off was a funny gag. thats the kinda gory joke i wanna see in an adult scooby adaption

“500 DOLLARS?? THATS LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS”

the drugs being named after their catchphrases is funny

velma and daphne’s romance so far is really cute and probably the best part of the show. yeah i know velma tried to kill her in episode 1 i really dont care at this point

daphne’s writing has its issues but shes still the best member of the gang in this one

the mystery is interesting and i wanna see how it plays out. im interested to see that aspect of it

heres what i DID NOT LIKE:

“fred’s creepy sex van” die mindy kaling

the meta 4th wall breaking shit. all of it. at this point im SO sick of this trope just let it die and make something genuine and beautiful for once

daphne’s lesbian cop moms. why do the lesbians always have to be COPS!!!!!!!!!

daphne’s cop moms pulling GUNS ON VELMA

fred’s voice is Not Good. velma and daphne’s voices sound good at least but i dont like fred’s voice acting. i think glenn howerton could be a great voice actor for another character but it just doesn’t sound like fred to me

velma’s dad being verbally abusive to her and velma being mean to her stepmom. what an unhealthy family

shaggy calling velma a bitch. literally evil

SWEET BUT PSYCHO IS IN THIS FUCKING SHOW DIE DIE DIE

all the other factors that people have talked about ad nauseum. the metoo joke. the h*tler joke. the jokes about fred’s genitalia. so on and so forth.

emphasizing that shaggy isn’t a stoner doesn’t really hit. either make him smoke weed, or don’t bother bringing it up. you can’t have it both ways

this could have been an original property and NOTHING would change. they really did just make this a scooby doo IP to make as many people angry as possible. i 100% believe that.

it’s just not funny. even if everything offensive was removed, it just wouldn’t be that funny of a show.

MISC THOUGHT: i dont really give a shit that scooby isn’t in this show. other members of the gang have been absent before and it’s been fine. he’ll be okay

anyway. im not viscerally angry rn. it had a few things i liked and am probably going to cling to but overall it was shit. i think waiting for a bit to watch it softened the blow. if i had went in completely blind, i would be seething at this moment. but i already did my seething

[gnar-slabdash]

Leverage Mark Showdown -- Second Heat Contestants

Where the nominator left comments (or fun extra descriptors), I'm including their comments, cause those are way better than what I'd come up with. Where they didn't leave comments, you'll have to settle for mine :P

Jack Lattimer The Radio Job, The Last Dam Job (also sort of most of Season 4) Hes a background guy, just barley staying relevant but also managing to be a pain in the ass to Nate and the crew, but he's not as much of a threat as Damien Moreau, but still stays in the background disrupting htings and giving the crew a hard time purely beciase he wasts a few extra bucks. Hes a bad gys that feels realistic an investor who found a way to cheat the system to benefit himself.

Jimmaaay Jimmy Jimmy Ford The Three Card Monte Job go grandpa

Dr. Anne Hannity The Inside Job That cocky/confident shit is hot... Except for the part where she manufactures a famine. But every time she thought she had a trump card she was sexy af

Dalton Rand The Future Job he's the worst kind of loathsome esp bc he's the most directly confronted with the harm he's doing and is totally blase about it

Nicky & Heather Moscone The Wedding Job They're both great caricatures and I like that they double cross each other.

Alan Foss The Two-Horse Job He’s one of the most well-sold “cartoonishly evil immature dickbag“ characters  we encounter. I love his arrogance, his uber-hateable sexism, and the over the top reactions he makes are so much fun to watch him get angry about. Damien Moreau, "IF WE MUST" The Big Bang Job, The San Lorenzo Job - specifically for the bathrobe and flipflops and being carefully staged to not look like everyone around him is normal human size, bless him - silly charming terrifying bastard man. can't believe this hasn't been done yet.

Retzing & Sons The Snow Job Dysfunctional crime family getting synergistically worse the more they try to deal with each other. Also I get excited every time I see my boy Jonathan from Buffy

Meredith The Lonely Hearts Job Man, she actually almost did our heroes in, didn't she? I love her grudging respect for Sophie, like she is genuinely into the art of grifting and willing to acknowledge being bested

James Kanack The First Contact Job He could have just been another rich and successful asshole. But no, that wasn't enough for him. HE HAD TO TALK TO ALIENS.

Mitchell Kirkwood The Studio Job Dude was a charming psycho, I'd let him murder me for my songs 😍 Plus watching his face break was 😚 Divine 😚

Hugh Whitman The Gone Fishin' Job Yeah, you know, let's do some regular debt collection fraud and also fund an entire militia out in the woods behind the bank, that seems normal, right?

Larry Duberman The Reunion Job what if there was a nerd who had sometbing sooooooooo wrong with them. also his actor was in big eden i got really excited when i recognized him

Wendy Baran The Gimme a K Street Job - okay I cave, you got me with this one. You're gonna have to send some propaganda, cause the nominator didn't say anything and i literally remember nothing about this character except she thinks breaking teenage girls' necks is a fun way to make money - Update! The nominator says: - Okay I said Baran bc I hate her so very much -  And she’s a girlboss (derogatory)

Andrew Grant The Miracle Job Love the energy, love the way he threw a wrench in their plans by being even more of a sleazy money grubber than they expected (and more creative about it!), and yeah, he's another one that I actually feel kinda bad for cause playing on his anxiety was LOW.

Irina Larenko The Stork Job She was such a ditzy cunt, I hated her but I loved watching her on screen. Kinda cute in a way idk plus her main muscle was kinda unfff

[darlenicy]

Okay, so I started season 5 and I won't hide my opinion on it

Episode 5x1

the opening is better than the old one even though it kinda lacks a proper melody

you notice that the target group is getting younger when the episode title is read aloud (at least in the German dub)

the Winx are not presumptuous at all: hA hA wE aRe ThE wInX! we're so great, hahaha look at us. we're giving a concert because we are SO GREAT! 😌

yes, only with blooms (!!!) help Roxy became who she is. It was ONLY Bloom, NO OTHER Winx 🙄

I always walk around in high heels on the beach too, cool girls.

Yes. It's totally your job to take care of the oil rig

sky wants to get engaged for the 10,000th time. seems like this is a cursed situation, boy. better go to icy

ohhh poor Layla. everyone be like: What's Up, LAYLA? And she is like: not that I lost my fiance some episodes ago?? Gotta smile ofc. TBH if this was Bloom losing Sky she would be crying all day long and every other Winx would comfort her. But Layla? NOPE

where is messy hair bloom? she looks so not like Bloom TM when her hair is not messy

bloom: where is layla?😌😌 - me: layla FKN cries. what do you think bloom???

tressa has a mobile phone underwater ofc

and to understand that right: Layla and the mermaids are related.....how? was either Neptune or Ligea human before? or was Layla's mom or dad a mermaid before? and how do mermaids even procreate? i wanna knowwww

musa: one of the twins in particular looks good, ➡ yes, of course they look completely different, it's not that they are twins

layla noo🤣: tritannus is a bit psycho! how mean 🤣

the palace is not inspired by Ariel at all ⬇

why are you surprised that tritannus is evil when you al treat him like shit?

➡ not tritannus becoming ma boi - it's because he is poor boi treated unfair! (i never thought i'd say that but poor tritannus like rly)

why does everyone always become king even though the old king is still alive? first sky, now nereus. magix, explain that to me

I'm kind of for tritannus, he's treated so unfairly

now is the perfect moment sky - and he fails. go get a better girlfriend, boy

Nickelodeon thinks all the fairies have to say their element because the viewers are so young now and don't know

➡ however I like how the German dub made Stella say: Stella - Fairy of the Sun and Moon - that moment when the dubs care more about continuity than the actual company 🤦‍♀️ but I have to say Flora's german saying: Flora - fairy of nature AND PLANTS is kinda silly. not so that nature includes plants

props to the specialists for that quick change of clothes

sky proving again: he's useless

the moment when in one episode happens more than in a whole season ➡ looking at you s4

ewwwww I thought I'd be more okay with the voice actor switch (still German dub) but Stormy.... I can only hear Katara and that is just not right. Another atla voice is icy's new one (Mai) and i am more okay with that...and I understand that the old ones might not have wanted to do this kindergarten again but...but Vera (old icy) and Samia (old stormy) my queeeeens why did you let julia (always darcy) alone??? 😭

okay but the glances of icy and tritannus were kinda cute I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT (gotta gif that)

©️me:

[liliallowed]

Y/N seems like a soft affectionate puppy and I feel like they would be clingy because of how easily they got attached to Dust. They are kinda like Yashiro Nene from TBHK, bubbly and dosn't think ahead and is kinda stupid and maybe cute, and their partner commits the most hanis crimes possible and they are like "He was having a bad day :("

The hero complex they have is also pretty interesting. I like the character we are represented by!

I know we technically Y/N, but I still have headcanons!

They seemed to get attached to Crimson and Dust very fast, and felt liked they owed Dust everything just because they messed up once, so I feel like they were probably a lonely person. People must not have paid any attention to them at all, because they got the littlest attention from two psychos and fell to their knees for them both. Maybe they were even ostracized from society because it seems like they have no friends and family to go to and no one is looking for them when they are kidnapped. It seems like they only have Dust and Crimson, and must have some sort of abandonment issues because they seem almost willing to die to sans to stay by his side.

When you think about them too long they are kinda tragic. They are throwing themself into an endless hell just to be loved and have affection while thinking they can completely fix everything with their flimsy morals. They seem so desperate to prove that they are good person, it seems to be the only thing that keeps them going.

Idk I'm thinking too hard

why do you think crimson likes them? they relate to that. but kinda... want to have a part to play.

keep in mind crimson only stepped in when y/n was literally on the brink of death. we don't want another emotionally dead vessel in our hands do we? no, y/n HAS to fight back. they'll help them stand their ground.

they stepped in ONLY when y/n was in legit danger. not before it when the two of them were all lovey dovey.

call them a hypocrite but seeing someone similar to them be able to get so emotionally close to dust when they have a clean slate gives them a sense of catharsis.

kinda like living the dream through watching this dumbass goody two shoes win over their rival.

they're envious and extremely jealous but seeing them have a shot? it's kinda fun for them.

like exploring a (what if I wasn't evil and didn't have bad blood with him) scenario through y/n.

they do project quite a bit on y/n. but sometimes y/ns choices genuinely gives crimson a headache.

as for why dust fell for them? it's not that he particularly LIKED y/n over anyone else or there was a special soul mate excuse. (I don't do soul mates lol)

he basically saw the as a wet cat/puppy that just followed him after he used them for his selfish benifit... and then he felt guilty for it.

so he gave them a small chance then was surprised how ATTACHED this human had become. he was slightly concerned. he knew this wasn't normal.

though it had been so long SO LONG that someone real talked to him or someone that wasn't trying to stab him would just... sit there.

one thing about loneliness is that you never really notice how much you were struggling with it until you have company.

then you realize: oh shit I am actually touch starved.

(comes from personal experience lmao)

[chidoroki]

182 Days of TPN - Day 171

Chapter 171: "Defeat"

All these women filling up the many halls of headquarters and not one manages to capture Peter. I find that kinda ridiculous that he's able to run so far without being stopped by someone grabbing him or take a shot at him, like c'mon ladies, y'all have guns, use 'em to shoot at his leg or something at least!

Whatever, the dude can run around like a coward all he wants because a villain more worthy of our time has taken the stage. Don't get me wrong, I was so beyond anxious to see him actually still alive and for him to grace us with his terrifying presence here of all places, but despite all the fear, I was lowkey excited because of how great of a character Leuvis is.

And Palvus. I missed his many amusing expressions and gestures too.

Pfft, I love that even he's surprised to be alive after Yuugo's final bullet to the face. And the flashback panel showing how his body was nowhere to be found moments before GP blew up was so obvious and yet I still remained completely blindsided when this psycho was revealed to be alive the first time all those years ago. (the duality of this guy is incredible, to feel so scared of him yet amused by the cute way he pinches Palvus' cheeks.)

The way he has no respect for those new demons who took over is almost as hilarious as Palvus imitating his wicked grin.

That's certainly a memorable way to greet your family after so many years.

He chugs the cursed blood so aggressively while the crowd is sent into a total panic. Sonju & Mujika were just about to be executed for having said blood, so perhaps they all believed Leuvis was sentencing himself to the same fate, but he assures them that there's nothing evil about the blood, just that the lie surrounding it was the only cruel thing about it.

I never imagined that Leuvis would return and I definitely didn't think he would actually spread the truth like this by ratting out the malicious ways the old queen and nobles kept control over everyone.

Leuvis has such a great heel-face turn. Yeah Sonju thinks of how his brother always sorta held some distaste towards the farm system and the promise, but just comparing the Leuvis that Emma fought at GP against the Leuvis we see openly supporting justice now really is quite a shock. So much so that even Leuvis himself acknowledges the stark contrast.

Kinda love that Leuvis is pretty much stepping up only because he doesn't wanna live in a world run by Peter. And honestly, who would want to take orders from that boy? Just imagine if he tried giving Leuvis a command. Peter would be dead in seconds. But yup, almost positive I said this years ago, but I still believe this whole redemption arc of Leuvis' is partly due to the influence Emma (& the whole battle at GP) had on him.

I would've never predicted Leuvis would help Sonju & Mujika out like this but I'm thankful he did. Totally unexpected of the psycho villain I came to love and appreciate, but welcomed all the same. Safely secures a spot as my second favorite villain (only because the lady in first can never be moved. i wont allow it).

Oh, that last panel caused me to worry so much the first time. And the whole scene of Emma holding Peter at gunpoint really sent me into that mindset that someone might come along and kill him. Sigh. Silly me, thinking that one of the kids (and/or Isabella) would actually shoot this man.. wishful thinking.

Favorite panel/moment:

There's many of Leuvis that I enjoyed but already included, so I'll put this one here. This dude speaks so proper and royal. I love it. (also, the pets for Palvus.)

End of volume 19.

[leatherbookmark]

that being said, and i'm sorry for being a cunt, but

it's... very irritating to read mxtx gushing about how utterly likeable wwx is, how cute lwj is when he's got wwx on his brain, how xy is "trash yang" (this is not from the interview but from the chapter comments), or... whatever she said about jgy... is the interview in japanese or chinese? i've seen chinese terms brought up by the translators and i just ???

it's just like. girl? are we all stupid for reading like, moral greyness, unreliable narrators, Layers into your work? her answers can sound so... idk, shallow? at times. the part abt her "feeling bad for jgy, but please go die now" stayed in my mind for obvious reasons, and now the 狡猾, because: no, wait, hold up, why? i want to hear more! you wrote this character, this antagonist who isn't even working against the protagonist, who's similar but different, whose circumstances are tragic and understandable as such, and you just go... cool motive, still villain, go die? like, seriously?

on top of that, i always wince when people describe jgy as cunning, crafty, plotting, treacherous, manipulative great actor etcetc, because it paints him as this... confident grey eminence who's got everything under control, rather than a guy who just... tries to survive... there was a post abt wwx's manipulation -- literally pissing people off into doing what he wants them to do -- but he's never called manipulative. but someone who doesn't know jgy would think his moustache is a thing straight out of uzumaki. it's like boiling xy down to an insane psycho who's so craaaazy and evil! 100% deranged! it's just incorrect. it's not even "well yes, but it's actually deeper than you think", it's just wrong.

...and then i see the author doing the same. AM I INSANE.

similarly, it's kinda strange to read her gushing about wwx and lwj, because while i understand on a technical level that People Are Different, most of the fic writers i know/have read are drawn to characters because they're fucked up, complex, tragic; they're a puzzle, a fascinating mechanism. not a great guy who's so great and amazing, seriously, who wouldn't like him. have i mentioned that he and his boyfriend are in love that's stronger than everything else in the world? like. did you... write wwx being supremely obnoxious as a teen while thinking he's the coolest guy imaginable?

there was a time when i, still in the clutches of cql wgxn, saw a couple of novel excerpts and decided i hated them. wwx was so annoying! lwj was so different and unappealing! i'm not gonna read this book, it's going to ruin the characters for me! and i mean. it kind of did, but also it didn't. and i sort of... feel this way about the word of god. like, yeah, some of that stuff is interesting, although it's not anything i'd consider invaluable or even particularly enlightening -- but mostly. it's just annoying

[dumbassalex]

Continuing with Moon Knight related posts, imma say something controversial....i dislike the way MCU portrayed Steven and Jake, Marc is pretty good, propably the most stable i seen in him years, but still pretty good.

Now Steven and Jake on the other hand are....kinda horrendous tbh, and i know some people LOVE "small bean" MCU!Steven but i find him kinda anoying after the second episode, because to me Steven is just who Marc was supposed to be according to his father (a character MCU also ignored when he's one of the main reasons for conflict in Marc).

Whitch for the people not sure who Marcs father is, he's a pacifist rabbi, a social man with strong beliefs and hates any type of violence. Steven is a confident pacifist who's outgoing, a great, smart buisness man, he's a self made millionare and later a succsessful filmmaker.

While MCU!Steven is a nervous stuttering cute sweet bean who's there for comedy and being cute and innocent and i honestly find him kinda obnoxious after the second episode, even during the second episodes at times.

And now Jake, in the show he's the violent evil psycho alter, an unhinged murderer. Whitch at this point may be even considered offensive by some people.

In the comics? He's an outgoing friendly cab driver who gets along with everyone and is the most heroic of the three. He was the personality Marc let be in control after the Hudson run, and who was Moon Knight in the "Vengeance of the Moon Knight" where Jake was a tech based, non-lethal vigilante who used gatgets and kept the violence fairly low, he was a true hero. Jake is who Marc wishes he could be, someone who can control his anger, violence and is fairly stable.

If there's is an alter in Marcs head that's like the MCU!Jake it's gotta be Marc tbh, because comics Marc is unstable, violent, gruesome, angry, walking chaos, he fights like a tank, he doesn't block and gets hurt alot, but the oponent gets hurt way worse, be it broken bones or even maiming, Marc kills at random and can be pretty fucked up.

But the thing is, Marc tries to be better, he seeks proffesional help, sometimes having the support of his small circle of friends. Marc changes with each run, sometimes he gets better, sometimes he gets worse, he may be alone, getting controlled by Khonsu, other times he's surrounded by friends and doing fairly well for himself.

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, semifinals of the minor bracket

*TLT art by @denndrawings , used with permission

Propaganda:

For the TLT polycule:

Power thruple at the helm of an evil empire! But more importantly, playing complicated power games on one another while trying to subtly murder the teenager they adopted to save their failing marriage

baby trapped god (john) so they could use the baby to unlock a tomb that was imprisoning the soul of the earth in a convoluted attempt to murder god (he deserves it though)

For Root and Shaw:

Canon queers. They start out as enemies (Root even threatens Shaw with a hot iron during their meet cute), they even both kidnap each other at some points, but they end up ready to sacrifice everything for the other. Shaw is a self diagnosed sociopath, who is only on the side of ""good"" because she's bored and they've got a cute dog. She has no qualms about killing or even torturing people. Root is kind of unhinged, torturing and killing people in order to find and then protect a Machine that she thinks is a god. Eventually the Machine teaches her the value of friendship and life (kinda), but she's still a psycho at heart. They work so well together, even if they're like a four alarm fire.

[strangefellows]

Gilles de Rais, William Shakespeare, Jack the Ripper, Solomon, Nero Claudius, Kid Gil, Abigail Williams. Revenge for my 5k answer to yours.

First impression

Gilles: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK OH SHIT OH SHIT THAT'S BAD--

Will: ..............yeah, okay, I want to deck him and that probably tracks

Jack: WHY IS JACK A BABEY-- oh. OH. BABEY.

Solomon: [brb incoherent screaming because Plot Reveal]

Nero: LMAO why does she look like Artoria?

Kid Gil: WHY IS GIL BABY WHY IS BABY GIL NICE WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING HE'S SO CUTE AUGH

Abigail: I have Concerns about this girl and this chapter. CONCERNS. But also FUCK SHE'S ADORABLE

Impression now

Gilles: Die Bitch Die. I don't like him, does anyone? He's a fairly boring Saber and Caster? Oh, you know, the child murder and eldritch monsters and all that.

Will: I'm going to beat that man senseless (affectionate), what a genius (derogatory). I'll probably have more thoughts again after Apocrypha - jesus I have to finish that shit - but for now I'm gonna punch him.

Jack: AN ACTUAL MURDERBABY THAT IS MY CHILD, I LOVE HER, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

Solomon: [incoherent screams turn into sobs] COME HOME

Nero: She's absolutely a delight! Her appearance will trick you into thinking she's a boring Saberface but no, she's wonderful, she's awful, she loves herself and is so confident, what a girl. What an emperor.

Kid Gil: Well that's the 10yo form of my Fate husband, of course I love him. I have...mixed feelings about him that I'll talk about later, but generally speaking I adore this little brat.

Abigail: DAUGHTER DAUGHTER ELDRITCH DAUGHTER I love her so much and I wish I could pull her but she's very rare and I have others to save for. She's still absolutely babey though and a good naughty girl.

Favorite moment

Gilles: NONE, DIE. But no in all seriousness, there's a bit in the Shimousa (or Salem?) manga where he talks to Dantes for a little, and that was actually kind of an interesting thing.

Will: None yet lmfao sorry bitch. Okay no wait, him and Hans fucking. Writing the Solomon and Sheba play while shitfaced ass drunk just to make us all suffer, but also thank you I love you that made my day even as I cried.

Jack: I REALLY NEED TO FUCKING FINISH APOCRYPHA. But in FGO, idk, she's just very sweet and baby in the events somehow and I love that all the time.

Solomon: IDK MAN THE REAL ONE WAS ONLY HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES BEFORE HE MCFUCKING DIED. I'm not counting that speech in Temple because it's too sad to be my favorite even if it was amazing. I'm cheating and pretending the Chaldean has at least a little of him in there and saying when he saves our ass from Kirsch that time in Atlantis and then is just like UGH DON'T LOOK AT ME at Fujimaru, like I AM LOOKING DISREPSECTFULLY SIR SORRY

Nero: She's a delight in Septem, but like, so many of her scenes in Extra slap extremely hard, I love her roast of Gawain especially, as does a lot of her my room scenes with Hakuno.

Kid Gil: Not gonna lie, I remember the scene in the Prisma*Illya manga where he absolutely mcfucking nukes someone for using Enkidu and I loved that very much.

Abigail: PANKEKI PANKEKI KURONEKO PANKEKI-- but also, her appearance in the Summercamp event was very sweet and funny.

Idea for a story

Gilles: I would not want to write a story about him XD but frankly, it might be interesting to explore the fact that we've more or less proven the child [redacted] and murder accusations were false, vs the evil psycho persona he's kinda shoved into by the Throne even so.

Will: FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS AND TALK TO OBERON. But no, there could be some fun stuff with his NP if it does what I've heard it does in universe.

Jack: Babey Girl, go have some cute fun with your friends, have a nice day, no murder :)

Solomon: I WILL DRAG YOU HOME BY YOUR VOLUMINOUS HAIR YOU DUMB MAGE GET BACK HERE I AM BEGGING YOU. But also what if Certain People were discovered early is always fun.

Nero: I want to see her and the other Extra+CCC cast actually interact more, BB kind of cockblocked that in the SE.RA.PH Event lmao. Musings on Hakuno vs Fujimaru?

Kid Gil: Exploring the headcanons I'm gonna mention below, or maybe just let him maul his older self for once, that'd be hilarious.

Abigail: A Day in the Life of An Eldritch Child Wandering Around the Chthulu Mythos with Cats and Her Adopted Uncle.

Unpopular opinion

Gilles: .....idk man

Will: IS HE POPULAR? IS HE NOT? IS WANTING TO SUPLEX HIM INTO THE FLOOR POPULAR OR NOT IDK MAN

Jack: She looks FINE you guys.

Solomon: IDK? He's SO at least 50% of the Chaldean I'm CONVINCED OF THIS FACE OKAY, I'M COPING.

Nero: I'm not really sure? I hear some people aren't really a fan of her in FGO compared to Extra, but I think she's fine?

Kid Gil: I'm not sure if having mixed feelings about him is popular or not, to be honest?

Abigail: IDK XD

Favorite relationship

Gilles: N/A do not approach any Jeanne

Will: Him and Hans are fucking hysterical, to be honest, but I'd love interactions with him and Oberon. Just for the lols.

Jack: Her and the other littles in Chaldea and Amakusa is absolutely fucking precious.

Solomon: [lies down] Sheba....Fujimaru....Mash..........

Nero: Her and Hakuno to be quite fucking honest. But also her and Lizzie is hysterical.

Kid Gil: shrug emojis into the distance, actually

Abigail: Her and Lavinia, her and Fujimaru.

Favorite headcanon

Gilles: I do not think about him XD

Will: Hm....I'm not sure, I can't think of any XD He and Hans drunk write way too often for everyone's own good. Hans wouldn't even drunk, but Will MAYYYY be coerced into writing fanfic for people.

Jack: She really, really likes raspberry jam. Strawberry is also okay, but raspberry is her favorite. Put it on everything.

Solomon: UHHHHHHHHHH he's at least in part the Chaldean. He's not a generally good person as Solomon, he's very terse and grumpy. Let him live. He's tired.

Nero: Despite the whole Gilfest/Nerofest rivalry, Nero WILL hang out and drink with Gil sometimes, they get very loud and obnoxious (and they'll talk about Hakuno sometimes).

Kid Gil: This is implied in some My Room dialogue and probably in Hollow Ataraxia which I haven't read, but I do definitely double down on the idea that Kid Gil isn't actually what Gil was like as a child, but the what the Gil we know in the present day would be like if he were a child. That's Kid Gil, not Gil as a kid. And he's very aware of this, and he wonders quite a bit about what he was ACTUALLY like.

Abigail: In my 'verse, she is one of the only people aware of the fact that my Fujimaru is running in a reset timeline, as the first one was a terminal bad end my Fujimaru's little brother - the Master at the time - reset to let his sister have a try. She's extra protective of my Fujimaru for his sake, because Big Brother wouldn't want anything to happen to his big sister.

[mcrcki]

Was that [DANIELLE ROSE RUSSELL]? Oh no no, that was just [DANIELA DIMITRESCU], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE]. They are [TWENTY TWO] years old, use [SHE/THEY], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

how long has your character been here

about four months as of 12.15.22. she’s very much still new here, does not like being on her own, but she’s kinda having fun. there’s a palpable tension in the city that has her intrigued and honestly kinda excited

what is your character’s job

rich stay at home daughter xoxo, maneater. technically unemployed

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom

gonna go with a classic move, and pull them post death !! res 8 is p open ended when it comes to this part of the game, and you can kinda kill the sisters in any order depending on who you run into first. but the most popular way that people run through ( and the way i did it when i played ) was daniela was the second sister to die. so, i’m gonna say right now, she’s pulled after bela and their own death, and has no idea the fate of ethan, cassandra and her mother!!

has any magic affected your character

they’re not just bugs anymore, she has a full body, but she still has the ability to use her fly swam, otherwise they’re the same daniela, so no !!

and any other information you might find useful for us and the other members to know!!

again, peer pressure brought me here. but time for me to ramble about YET ANOTHER murder bitch !!!!! except this time i’m switching it up and bringing the actual posterchild for that ‘cute but psycho, but cute’ quote kgfjglf but gonna give y’all a breakdown of daniela in case you don’t know anything about the game, or have only seen the lady d memes

the youngest of the dimitrescu sisters, daniela is considered the most unstable of the sisters. described as the most ‘delusional’. they’re definitely just the vibe of that ‘i just A BABY’ audio.

youngest sister vibes of, can do no wrong, will cry to mom if you mess with them and she doesn’t like it

spoiled vampire brat

created and then adopted by alcina dimitrescu ( also known as lady d , or vampire milf ), the “sisters” were originally maids within the castle, who were chosen by alcina to be used as an experiment with mother miranda. they were infected by the cadou and eventually, when they survived the experiment, were turned into vampire-esc mutants.

the girls are actually 7 million flies in a trench coat (shoutout to an truly unhinged vc where kasey did the math to actually figure this out)

they lived together inside the castle after that as a family, the girls were turned roughly around the late 50s, and the events of the game take place during 2021 sO

at the end of the day, they may be classified as a villain, but HONESTLY ethan fucking winters broke into their house, and started attacking their family. what were they supposed to do??? just let the man kill their mom and NOT try to stop him???????

honestly she’s just very much the annoying little sister, and they are the kind of person that will absolutely use a pout to try and get their way.

loves their sisters and mother more than anything, is extremely loyal to them

is p excited to be in the city ngl, this place is just the right kind of weird ?? there’s something strange going on and daniela (while worried about their family) is excited to see what it has to offer

native language is romanian, but speaks fluent english

canonically 6′7 so  there’s that

also has a scar on the side of their head with a shaved portion of their hair over it. it will not grow back, so they just have a shaved side as a Fashion Statement

is slightly less ready for straight up murder than her sisters, but is always here for revenge and just being a little unhinged. would rather play with her food than just jump right to killing

open to absolutely screwing with your characters head :)

she’s got killer quotes like : "good, now harder.“ , "mm, bad boy! you can’t go anywhere.” ,  “a dream. this is a dream.” followed by "i don’t wanna …die …“

bECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO BE WRONGFULLY MURDERED JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR SISTER AND MOTHER THANKS ETHAN

just wants to be told she’s doing a good job, and that someone is proud of her pls

someone just kiss her on the forehead, ik she is probably covered in blood but like she deserves a nice forehead kiss

connections :

✩ nightmare friend group

daniela is a fucking mess. i’m not gonna sugar coat that. they 100% would be looking for friends that will make them more powerful, that are their own brand of supernatural and freaky. just anything that will help them feel more at home here in dc!!

they miss the lords and their sisters, they want that feeling of home back and will try to make that with a group of terrible people here

✩ people to terrorize

like i said. terrible person

she just really likes to play with her food, loves to mess with people and get in their heads. would 1000% spend too much time messing with you and trying to see what gets you all hot and bothered and then flirt just to confuse you

i’m sorry if you interact with her

✩ human guide

dani is more adjacent to human here in the city, rather than mutant like they were back in romania. so, honestly, they don’t really know how to pretend to be human, or fit in with humans

i think it’d be fun to have either another supernatural being, or even a human that like can get past her being Terrible, and kinda show them the ropes when it comes to being human passing

✩ roommate (s)

roommate from hell situation

would absolutely call you their maid.

has never washed a dish in their life and doesn’t intent to start now

i just think the tension would be funny.

✩ a ship down the line

dani is def not straight, i am still figuring out all of that, but they’re pretty much open to any candidate for a ship

i’ll be honest though, they’d rather find someone who is just as crazy as them. very much “we can make each other worse” sort of ship over ‘i can fix him/her/them’ vibes.

would like to just have it in early stages, see where the vibe is and if we don’t like it, reassess and maybe they’ll be better as friends or something but i definitely want this to be a like slow moving plot !! just while i get comfortable with their voice !!