#kill it with f

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

really specific hangups

[ids in alt]

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

dan povenmire (co-creator of phineas and ferb and voice actor of heinz doofenshmirtz himself): hey, jimmy! if i had a nickel for every time you weren't the first out in a minecraft life series, i'd have two nickels! which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

this is insane. wild, you might even say

[mroddmod]

what cipher has done to my hands

[tojisun]

biting the inside of my cheek thinking about cat dad price and how soft he is and how endearing they both would be and how much he loves spoiling her and just.

thinking about being jostled awake from your sleep when you feel him press his lips on your forehead before he pulls back, and you turn to your side, blinking the haze away to watch him get up, scratching at his side, before trudging to the door and opening it. then he just lets this deep rumbling of a coo and bends down to pick up your ragdoll.

“good morning, little miss,” he whispers and she chirps at him, mewing, and buts her head to his chin, and john visibly melts.

thinking about how your little darling is so tacticle with you but is absolutely clingy with john – letting out series of meows and chirps, winding her short body between his legs, and waiting so patiently for him to pick her up to drop her to his lap. and john reclines on the couch because he knows she’ll climb up his chest to play with his beard, and she does it so much that it’s been their routine now.

(thinking about how you would have never met john if it wasn’t for your darling cat, anyway. how she brought him to you, or you to him, and how her contentment in his arms was easily a reflection of your own love for him.)

thinking about how your princess is found napping in the bottom drawers, where his jumpers are stowed, every time john has to return to the base now that his vacation’s over. and you send pictures to him, telling him, “looks like i’m not the only one who misses you,” and god, john misses his girls too :(

[cervinae-canine]

imagine cuddling up to your f/o while underneath some thick, warm blankets. they see that you want to get closer, so they happily oblige, wrapping their arms around you and holding you tightly against their body. you rest your head against their chest; soothed, warm, and with the person you love.

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please! Dividers by @/kodaswrld !

[eliquire33]

Tfw you still hook up with the guy you hate and even tho you’ve been doing it for decades he still takes 5 seconds to be shy about showing his neck and it turns you on even tho it shouldn’t bc he’s about to hate f*ck you…..

Alternatively, “Can you come over so I can Kubrick stare at you while you undress?”

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

have you ever tried…this one? 💕

*disclaimer: some might argue that this demonstration isn’t 100% accurate, since it is common knowledge that ted tonks has been crushing on andromeda for years…

[serennes-art]

son of naga, daughter of grima

happy belated chrobin week! *passes out*

[zer0-devoox]

after... eighty millennia 🤣 I FINALLY come up with some fanart for @sunlit-mess (I'm really sorry teacher)

[raayllum]

they Love me

[tangledinink]

Casey had been listening to Uncle Tello, at first, taking great care to absorb all his lessons for a future without him in it. But as he did so, listening to this man who he had known and relied on his entire life, who had carried him around on his shoulders like he was weightless as a child, who he had once watched run a literal mile-long race with his brother just to end an argument (Casey had timed it himself,) this person who had always, without question, been strong and capable and confident and indestructible in Casey's eyes, even despite the world they lived in, in spite of everything... he came to a horrifying realization.

Looking at him now, Casey was quite certain that if he were to wrap his fingers around his thigh, his fingers would touch.

Based on the latest arc in @somerandomdudelmao Apocalypse Series. I am being very brave and choosing to trust them.

[khloxxy]

🇺🇲🇯🇵 x Kill Bill (2003)

[goldenstarprincesses]

Alfred when he's in a world meeting a breaking news alert pops up on everyone's phone

[mutantfactor]

Fangs of Fortune 𓆩𓆪 Zhuo Yichen & Zhao Yuanzhou

[cervinae-canine]

When i'm getting mischaracterized in the "x reader" fic:

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !