#kill amigo

[cuartoretorno]

[kasiobite03]

^ required reading for understanding fliporiana.

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2:38 the things they taughts juanaflippa

3:05 thats how my dad raised me thats how im gonna raise flippa im gonna raise flippa right

3:15 she needs to be soft you know she needs to be like a flower

3:30 you taught her how to fish? shes a fucking vegan shes allergic to fish

3:50 eso no existe es mentira es creado por el gov no es alérgica

3:59 flippa is that true did the gov..?

4:06 im sick of people trying to make this work for us ok we're really making it work

4:13 no quise decirlo pero esta noche foolish intento besarme

4:35 y leonarda tiene los fotos

5:06 thats just a picture of you on a horse leo

5:42 i just want to say it: im sorry

5:59 hey dont have that- listen. we argue ok you dont argue with him

6:39 do it leonarda (gun to his head)

7:04 maybe you're rushing things with my wife

7:09 no quiera decirlo pero el me nalgeo (eng: spanked my ass)

7:22 you have a child to raise you have a child and that child has needs

7:30 that child needs to eat soy and that child needs to flip

7:35 im sorry i didn't know that juanaflippa was vegan

7:43 now in front of your ex full tongue out lets do it (make out NOT sex probably)

8:15 besos

8:21 the island HATES fliporiana love (phantoms attack)

9:00 now we have to have a kiss of three ^-^

9:15 mariana wtf. im open minded man!

9:27 alright im down (for the kiss of three)

10:07 maybe i was wrong about you guys i see exactly why you two are together ok you guys are both nuts

10:21 necesitamos ser mas unidos no podemos discutir tanto

10:29 we are the world we are the children~

10:31 oh so you two are singing together now huh

10:50 full switch to co parent discussion

11:08 full switch back to beach->sounds like bitch->mariana is a bitch

11:35 no necesitas decir thank you >:C you dont have to say thank you because its my daughter too mamahuevo!

12:03 shoot my wife in the fucking head leonarda

12:11 now that its happening idk how i feel about it anymore

12:26 puedes dar me comida foolish? ty foolish bc slime.. he is poor.

12:39 hey mariana stop with that toast shit its not going to fill you up. try some of my avacado~ toast.

13:41 nos vemos mami :> (forehead kiss to juana)

[entropiasgift]

Me quedaba subir este regalo de @laultimahijadelcaos por aquí para tenerlo bien guardado.

Yo no estoy llorando, @qernn y @gamberroymaleante están llorando.

[kierensjpnjourney]

langblr i need help againnn...

does anyone have any tips on memorizing particles (is that the word for them?) and telling the difference between them? specifically る,ろ, そ i am REALLY struggling to memorize those three because they look so similar to me ( ｉ﹏ｉ )

so if you have any ways youve memorized those three..... please tell me ;;

[manaosdeuwu]

house cleaning duty swagger

[greasby]

"I have a heart like a diamond, I have a mouth made of lead."

[lyric-aes]

amigo the devil - hell and you // brent forrester - the simpsons, s06e17 'homer vs patty & selma'

id in alt text!

[chocottang]

edd00 made a sad golden tiktok and i think i may just end my life

[roimp]

told irl friends about hands guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[juliandevorakshonkers]

Hey yall!! PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU

[cuartoretorno]

[wishitweresummer]

PLSS he made an enemy so fast

[romqnticstylez]

hi

[quinntlyyyy]

hey Siri how do i tell my friends that i love them more than anything else thing this stupid world and that i didnt think it was possible for me to be capable of this much love for a group of people?Siri, how do i tell them that i hate this love because now i kinda have a reason to stay? How do i tell them that i wish i could take all there pain away even if that ment i had to be the one to bare it? How can i show my love for them everyday even though sometimes i get wrapped up in my own shit so bad i can hardly talk—-or hell talk **too** much and make non-sense??? And how do i tell them that i’m sorry i don’t always say the right thing/my actions or words come out wrong without sounding fake????? RAHHHH ANSWER ME SIRI PLEASE SNKSNDJANZJSJ

hey guys im the quinntly and i don’t know how to express my emotions in a healthy way🫵😈

[tiktaaliker]

wow ok. once again getting major oc inspo from listening to music. so anyways ive always intended for Roupgaruke to have been two different people pre-undead and after listening to once apon a time at texaco by amigo the devil i decidedd that. One of them kills a guy in a robbery gone wrong, kidnaps one of the witnesses as a hostage, and flees. They eventually end up in The Bog, where the robber kills the hostage and then is subsequently killed by Blacktar. The two of them then revive together as a single revanent, amalgaming both of their corpses. This is Roupgaruke.

[flashfuckingflesh]

Gaudy, Superfluous EVIL Sits in Your Living Room and Destroys Your Family. "The Coffee Table" reviewed! (Cinephobia Releasing / DVD)

“The Coffee Table” Would Look Good in Your Living Room! Purchase It Here Today! Jesús and Maria are new parents with a beautiful baby boy.  Maria has been eager for a baby and sent through several medical treatment for the bundle of joy while Jesús continuous rides the fence about being a father.  When the baby arrives, the boy becomes a source of usually one-sided bickering and jabbing…