#kill amigo

[cuartoretorno]

[caniethenondogsartblog]

Another page of the zine I’m working on. All the copies will be with just a photo or scan of this bc I’m not sewing 16 of these things. I might keep this one in the og book or might use it as a patch on my jacket.

[kasiobite03]

^ required reading for understanding fliporiana.

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2:38 the things they taughts juanaflippa

3:05 thats how my dad raised me thats how im gonna raise flippa im gonna raise flippa right

3:15 she needs to be soft you know she needs to be like a flower

3:30 you taught her how to fish? shes a fucking vegan shes allergic to fish

3:50 eso no existe es mentira es creado por el gov no es alérgica

3:59 flippa is that true did the gov..?

4:06 im sick of people trying to make this work for us ok we're really making it work

4:13 no quise decirlo pero esta noche foolish intento besarme

4:35 y leonarda tiene los fotos

5:06 thats just a picture of you on a horse leo

5:42 i just want to say it: im sorry

5:59 hey dont have that- listen. we argue ok you dont argue with him

6:39 do it leonarda (gun to his head)

7:04 maybe you're rushing things with my wife

7:09 no quiera decirlo pero el me nalgeo (eng: spanked my ass)

7:22 you have a child to raise you have a child and that child has needs

7:30 that child needs to eat soy and that child needs to flip

7:35 im sorry i didn't know that juanaflippa was vegan

7:43 now in front of your ex full tongue out lets do it (make out NOT sex probably)

8:15 besos

8:21 the island HATES fliporiana love (phantoms attack)

9:00 now we have to have a kiss of three ^-^

9:15 mariana wtf. im open minded man!

9:27 alright im down (for the kiss of three)

10:07 maybe i was wrong about you guys i see exactly why you two are together ok you guys are both nuts

10:21 necesitamos ser mas unidos no podemos discutir tanto

10:29 we are the world we are the children~

10:31 oh so you two are singing together now huh

10:50 full switch to co parent discussion

11:08 full switch back to beach->sounds like bitch->mariana is a bitch

11:35 no necesitas decir thank you >:C you dont have to say thank you because its my daughter too mamahuevo!

12:03 shoot my wife in the fucking head leonarda

12:11 now that its happening idk how i feel about it anymore

12:26 puedes dar me comida foolish? ty foolish bc slime.. he is poor.

12:39 hey mariana stop with that toast shit its not going to fill you up. try some of my avacado~ toast.

13:41 nos vemos mami :> (forehead kiss to juana)

[patronsaintofposmodernity]

primer momento patético del año: me regalaron por el amigo invisible un libro para practicar ilustración botánica con acuarela que YO pedí porque sabía exactamente dónde tenía guardadas las acuarelas hasta que hoy he ido a ese sitio y NO ESTÁN. where are they. que vuelvan a mí

[entropiasgift]

Me quedaba subir este regalo de @laultimahijadelcaos por aquí para tenerlo bien guardado.

Yo no estoy llorando, @qernn y @gamberroymaleante están llorando.

[kierensjpnjourney]

langblr i need help againnn...

does anyone have any tips on memorizing particles (is that the word for them?) and telling the difference between them? specifically る,ろ, そ i am REALLY struggling to memorize those three because they look so similar to me ( ｉ﹏ｉ )

so if you have any ways youve memorized those three..... please tell me ;;

[manaosdeuwu]

house cleaning duty swagger

[roimp]

told irl friends about hands guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[juliandevorakshonkers]

Hey yall!! PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU PISSES ON YOU

[wishitweresummer]

PLSS he made an enemy so fast

[cuartoretorno]

[ellie-writes-games]

It adds a whole new layer to this interaction. It's not something as simple as jealousy. It's that flirting is for targets.

Funny theory about Lucanis

It's not that he doesn't recognise flirting, it's that he thinks anyone that flirts with him wants to kill him or steal from him or manipulate him.

He learnt that by watching Illario, and also every lesson about how to approach a target by flirting during his training.

So every time someone flirts with him, he doesn't react externally, but internally he's just 'should I kill them first ? Just in case?'

[procrastinating-falcon]

Went with my friend to a coffee shop her friend works at, and after he finished his shift, he came to sit with us and literally turned away from me and only talked to my friend about people only the two of them know…

[tiktaaliker]

wow ok. once again getting major oc inspo from listening to music. so anyways ive always intended for Roupgaruke to have been two different people pre-undead and after listening to once apon a time at texaco by amigo the devil i decidedd that. One of them kills a guy in a robbery gone wrong, kidnaps one of the witnesses as a hostage, and flees. They eventually end up in The Bog, where the robber kills the hostage and then is subsequently killed by Blacktar. The two of them then revive together as a single revanent, amalgaming both of their corpses. This is Roupgaruke.

[ouroborosposer]

There’s an extra circle in folk punk that is just like “Dear god, what the FUCK are you signing about?!!”

All folk punk exists on a spectrum of songs that make you feel a sense of belonging you’ve suddenly realized you’ve been craving your whole life, making you break down in pure joy, and songs that make you so sad you have to stare at a wall for a few hours. And in the corner there’s a completely separate circle that just says “FUCK YEA BANJOS!!!”

[moonlight-records]

Princess Backpack | LN4 (SM AU!)

pairing: lando norris x biker!reader (they/she pronouns!)

summary: an f1 driver and a biker finally take their crushes off of social media

warning: minor suggestive if you squint

FC: none!

a/n: for @norrisleclercf1 as a treat for passing your exam!

yourusername tagged serpents_unite

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yourusername late night rides are the best rides @ serpents_unite

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user204 YES MORE BIKING CONTENT

user73 WE ARE SOOOO!!!

yourbestfriend QUEEEEN!!!!

↳ yourusername right back at you 😉

user402 THE WHIIIIITE BIKE!!! UGH SO HOOOOT 😫

user49 WAR IS OVER WE ARE BACK!!!!

landonorris

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landonorris it's race weekend so have some throwbacks 😉

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carlossainz55 please tell me you were careful

↳ landonorris of course

user694 YESSSSSSS

user025 UGGGGH SO FIIIIIINE 😫

user739 it's criminal these are throwback photos and this is the FIRST time I'm seeing them cause GOD DAMN 🥵🥵

oscarpiastri you forgot to post when you almost fell off

↳ landonorris hey oscar, HUSH! ↳ carlossain55 HE WHAT? ↳ landonorris NOTHING!!!

yourusername oh to be that car or under the car but remove the car--

landonorris liked this comment ↳ user597 YOU'RE SO RIGHT ↳ user973 wish this was twitter so i could retweet this ↳ user024 not lando liking the og comment ↳ yourusername HE WHAT? OH MY GOD I HAVE TO GO INTO HIDING

yourusername

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yourusername The choke hold this sport has all for a silly British McLaren driver 😫

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user20 OMG! You watch F1?!

↳ yourusername I do!

user256 What sport is this?

↳ yourusername Formula one! ↳ user256 interesting! Is it free in the US? ↳ yourusername Outside the three American circuits on ESPN, sadly no. You can pay for F1TV for all the fun perks but you should totally NOT look the many sites to pirate it for free. DON'T do that 😉 ↳ user256 good 📝 to 📝 know

yourbestfriend ME AND YOU BOTH

↳ yourusername it's horrible. we should go for a ride ↳ yourbestfriend PLEASE!!!

user39 God this season has been so SILLY 😭

landonorris sorry? lol

↳ yourusername AOPJFOIEA HA IT'S FINE ↳ landonorris oh good 😉

yourusername

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yourusername everyone meet Shelly ☺️ still sucks I have no backpack 🙄 backpack applications are opened

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user024 SHELLY IS SO PRETTY UGGGH 😫

user694 the photoshoot is about to fucking SLAP I JUST KNOW IT

yourbestfriend AM I CHOPPED LIVER TO YOU?!

↳ yourusername NO BUT YOU'RE BUSY RIGHT NOW 😔 when will my wife return from war? ↳ yourbestfriend so my darling 🫡

user495 OH TO BE YOUR BACKPACK!!!!

user053 I would KILL to be your backpack

landonorris are applications still open?

yourusername liked this comment ↳ yourusername i mean...yeah 🫣 ↳ landonorris where do I sign up? ↳ user035 OH??? 👀👀👀 ↳ user347 who is trying to WOO OUR BIKER?? ↳ yourbestfriend 😏

landonorris tagged yourusername

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landonorris i am certified passenger backpack now 😚🥰

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carlossainz55 amigo you stress me out

↳ landonorris I AM BEING SAFE ↳ yourusername little offended you think i am unsafe driver ↳ carlossainz55 no no i have seen your videos. you are a safe driver. muppet here has a habit of getting hurt no matter what ↳ landonorris CARLOS!!! SHUT UP!!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!

maxverstappen oh god here we go

↳ landonorris NOT YOU TOO MAX 😔

yourbestfriend hurt them, and I run you over 😇

↳ landonorris wasn't planning on it but message received ↳ yourbestfriend good! ↳ yourusername THATS MY WIFE 🗣️🗣️ ↳ yourbestfriend YOU KNOW IT!!

yourusername you do make a cute backpack ☺️☺️

↳ landonorris you know it babe 😉 ↳ carlossainz55 BABE? ↳ maxverstappen you got a PARTNER? ↳ yourusername guess cat's out of the bag now.. ↳ landonorris haha yeah...well look at the time! Gotta run!