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like they say, representation matters

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Hey so fun fact that not many people lnow about me but tmnt is like my autism sleeper agent code, I was major obsessed as a kid and though I forget about it a lot as of late, my brother told me they’re making an r rated movie and I got so excited I stimmed so hard and am now going to go deep dive into the universe and watch all the shows and movies I can get my grubby hands on so I am about to become so insufferable thanks in advance for understanding

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HAPPY NEIL DAY

Neil!!!

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die girlies reading this 🥰

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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

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thought exercise:

men kissing

big hairy men

men cuddling

a couple of dudes (tender embrace)

a group of guys kissing one another

soft feminine men

a pile of men

men showing bashful affection towards eachother

men

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Rock bands used to just write about whatever the fuck. Not to be all "old music was better!" but when's the last time the world's highest selling band released a song about killing people with hammers. The Who made an entire rock opera about a deaf, mute, and blind guy who is so good at pinball that he inspires a cultlike group of devotees who think he's the next christ. It was released at the peak of their popularity and was made into a movie featuring people like Elton John and Tina Turner.

I think classic rock gets a reputation for being all about girls and cars and drugs but for about 15-20 years there were absolutely no rules on acceptable song subject matter. Pink Floyd has a song about a gnome going on an adventure. Alice Cooper has a whole album about breaking out of the Ableist Insane Asylum because he misses his dog. These weren't weird little indie groups, these were all highly successful charting bands getting radio airplay and selling out stadiums.

We need to bring this culture back. No more love songs. Sing about wizards.

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Your sword is long, your lance is keen, your shining helm afar is seen

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

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reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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the fact that "eco" and "ethical" are two separate concerns in the global north, and that "eco" is a much more popular concern, with many "eco" products being made in actual sweatshops, is a big part of why i am The Joker

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also been like… meticulously screenshotting convos with my boyfriend for two months because i felt like maybe i was exaggerating how often he did one specific thing but no

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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one

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I mean.....