#kids these days don’t even know

[beetlerings]

u know my wand of wonder is Ob’nockshaiously thick !

Hopefully this won’t get flagged because of his face tattoo this time .

+ lineart bc I thought it was kewl

[moonilit]

He got some fact checking to do

[ohitslen]

College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)

[messangerforthestars]

“We need more morally gray characters” you guys can barely handle topaz and jade.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

you are pitting Jesus and Santa Claus against each other. I am acknowledging Santa as both a mythic symbol of Christ and a cultural legend based upon a real man whose faithfulness to Christ was used by God to grant common grace not just to the people of Myra but throughout the entire world. we are not the same.

[plaid-maniac]

Do you ever think about how there totally could have been an old classmate of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth in the audience during like turnabout sister or turnabout samurai. Do you think they would realize? Like “hey, were those the guys in my class in like fourth grade? I kinda remember them. Wonder if they remember each other. But it was so long ago, I doubt they would even care.” Meanwhile Edgeworth and Phoenix are undergoing the most insane mental battles where both of them are going “I recognize my best friend across the courtroom and I desperately want to be close with them again.” And “god he is so god damn annoying I wish he would die already.”

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I just know I’m gonna struggle in my later years bc I don’t wanna get married I don’t want kids I just wanna rawdog life and be a hot milf

[chimerahyperfix]

You’re looking for something— no, someone, too, aren’t you?

(I can’t comprehend how you understand what’s going on, with your lifeless shell. Craft as you are.)

[hers-underwraps]

Bitches be like: Omg Octonauts was my favourite childhood show I forgot it existed 😜

Like no if you were a real Octonauts fan you would’ve watched that show one day and never stopped thinking about it. You would’ve watched it one day when you were a wee Bub and it would’ve stuck with you for the rest of your life. You would think about it everyday day. When you went to fall asleep, you would think of them. When you woke up in the morning, you’d think of them. When you were doing boring mundane tasks, you would think of them.

You would never forget

[drenched-in-sunlight]

i like ghostflower (hell I draw fanarts for them) but I’ve decided I like the version of them in my head more and will just stay away from the fandom in general cuz I’ve seen some discussion and they just make me go “what on earth are y’all on” 💀💀💀💀

[reamed]

men leave the most bitter, backhanded comments or “advice” on female musicians videos

[cripplepunkbarbarian]

Gwen and Bruce hesitating to strike because of a child shouting out in fear for the fate of their parent. Normal. Cool. Love the implications.

[libra-cant-just-dance]

Me: I refuse to write the Just Dance characters cursing. They’re from a kids game, they’re going to act like it.

Also me: *puts them through the most fucked up body horror I’ve ever written*

[stellewriites]

really fucking grinds my gears how my dad knows just how to make me feel fucking guilty for putting up boundaries and saying no

[chemicahs]

The amount of people who don’t know caffeine is a drug is insane. I told my anti-drug adhd coworker who drinks coffee every day “you know that’s a drug right” and she was like :jawdrop: you’re kidding right…. Yeah there’s a reason you “don’t feel good in the morning until you take it” it’s called ADDICTION

[edwinisms]

see I can’t accept charles’ comic background and socioeconomic status as canon for the show because if I did that would mean the whole group would be a bunch of rich kids and that’s a horrifying concept