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Just banged my head against a drawer when I bent over, which means it’s time for more improv Billy thoughts! Is it going to become a tradition for me to make these every time my head hurts instead of resting? Probably! Am I gonna Pavlov myself into associating headaches with improv? I hope not!
When he became champion, Billy was amazed by all the mythical creatures that he gets to interact with while doing his duties. Much to his disappointment, he learned that unicorns aren’t very friendly and take years of bribery in the form of sugar cubes to befriend. This didn’t stop him though and after only a year he managed to befriend one and the rest of its pack started to trust him too.
He absolutely adored his new unicorn friends! The novelty mostly wore off by then but the day he got to ride a unicorn for the first time was a truly magical day.
The only problem is, once you befriend a unicorn pack there’s no getting out of it. He’s one of them now, and unicorns are fiercely protective of their own.
Now when ever he’s in the extreme danger, a pack of unicorns appears in a poof of sparkles and beats the hell out of whoever hurt him. Billy feels terrible about it because they do NOT hold back, and a few too many bully’s have ended up in the hospital because of this.
#imagine being a bully and the little nerd your picking on looks behind you in horror#you think maybe an adult is there#or a bigger tougher bully#so you turn around and it’s a bunch of rainbow unicorns with glitter in their hair and heart shapes in their fur#and they beat the hell out of you#kick you#trample you#the only reason your still around is because the nerd asked them to stop and they LISTENED#you’d probably check yourself into a mental hospital#dc#billy batson#shazam#justice league#dcu#dc captain marvel#fanfiction#fanfic#unicorns#captain marvel
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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms
#i know we are all neurodivergent and executive disfunction and routine disruption is kicking our ass and it's hard. but you have to.#and i dont even mean like. travel to another country i mean#take the other bus home#or buy a different tea brand#YOUR BRAIN IS A MUSCLE EXERCISE IT.
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd#there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space#i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life#anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally#me#edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church
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gawrsh
#kh#kingdom hearts#star wars#luke skywalker#darth vader#destiny doodles#destiny comics#donald#goofy#disney#i'm on a star wars kick rn sorry this is what you get from me for now u_u
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this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant
#I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!#i'm not a writer btw guys i just love doing comics so if youre wondering why its awkwardly written. well#tadc#the amazing digital circus#art#pomni#ragatha#buttonblossom#my art#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc humanization#human versions#jesterdoll#ragapom#pomni x ragatha#the amazing digital circus fanart#comic#ABSOLUTELY NO ONE LOOK AT THIS. im kicking the gravel. uurgh#thank u for the sweet feedback you guys and shoutout to attleboy for leaving such lovely tags on the last post#like half an hour before i posted this one. so powerful
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Imagine you're the medic assigned to the task force. You're not some dainty little thing. You're snappy and will drag them by the ears if you have to. You're constantly getting into arguments with Price because he won't listen to you when all you're trying to do is help him.
Anyway, the rest of the team has bets on how long its going to take before you two finally fuck. Gaz gives y'all another month. Soap says two weeks. Ghost thinks that you've already done it.
Now, imagine how mad Gaz and Soap are, both giving Ghost 50 quid each when Price casually drops that not only do you have sex on the regular, but you've been married for the last five years.
#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#john price#Don't tell me that this isn’t how it works. i know that. i just think it's funny.#also you totally kick his ass for telling the team about your sex life#john price x medic!reader
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Saw these panels the other day and—
LET JASON BE SILLY YOUR HONOR
He knows he won’t no balls
#batman#dc#red hood#jason todd#bruce wayne#I know Tim drop kicks Bruce right after the panels but I couldn’t help but see this#let Jason be funny dc#like cmon#it was set up right there#how could he not#like no balls#you won’t#admittedly Bruce does something worse but still#let hi#be silly your honor#he’s but a little guy
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Halsin- Archdruid of the Emerald Grove
#halsin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#halsin bg3#bg3 fanart#can you tell i accidentally added too much space for text?#oh well#my art#anyway that ask made me kick my own ass into finishing this#im sorry the bear is boring#it is better than nothing#but that chest hair ^^#i did a good job#i must say so
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You dance that close, you ought to be married.
#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#loustat#otp: all my love belongs to you#my edit#my gifs#once again kicking a gif set out of the drafts lol
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me n my vamp bf
#fanart#sanji vinsmoke#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece#being able to feed your boyfriend a heart...#of the guys ass that you just kicked....#NO wait i was thinking about how muscles that have been stressed can be Tasted or whatever#omg no this will become too weird if i delve too far into sanji trying different methods of culling people LOL#anything for the sexy hot sexy sexy hot hot super sexy sexy hot uhhh what was i saying. OH . vamp boyfriend#my heart.. here is a Heart....#Sanji cornyisms#anyway. whatever. who even cares. I care. I CARE.#happy ALMOST HALLOWEEN
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Quarters only, please [x <- prints here]
(done in procreate)
#piratedllama art#horror art#liminal#digital art#realism#procreate#digital painting#animals in weird places#shoebill stork#laundromat#hi this took 49.5 hours#32 hours spent on rendering the washing machines#and you may ask 'why did you do that?'#and to that i would reply#idk#just for kicks and giggles#liminal art#scary bird#bird art#horror#liminal horror#surrealism#llerbles
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They figured he was an angsty TEEN not an angsty THIRD GRADER
#owlcomic#sonic prime#tails nine#new yoke knuckles#rebel rouge#imagine you only figure out that the universe breaking furry genius isnt even old enough for pg13 video games#AFTER you and a horde of heroes attempted to kick his butt for it#sonic prime spoilers#sort of
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SOMEONE APOLOGIES-JON'ED MY LOCAL BOOKSHOP'S POST-IT WALL i'm going to get you
#meet me at chapters if you want an ass-kicking#tma#tma spoilers#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#i cant believe this#red-archivist rambles#tma 160
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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus
watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫
(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks#they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board#carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order#meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am
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raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimised by mahito
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers#sorta if you're not up to date with the anime?#kugisaki nobara#nanami kento#yoshino junpei#they rewind the part where mahito gets kicked across the hallway 5 times#i realised nobara and nanamin are both missing their left eyes whilst drawing this twinsies<3#sorry for drawing you like this junpei x#my art
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