#jail for One Thousand Years!!!
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Please please please feed us with some angst🙏
#transformers#starscream#skywarp#thundercracker#megatron#did someone say angst?#remember that time in g1 when megatron put starscream in an electric cage and made skywarp and thundercracker hold him down to do so?#good times#maccadam#seekers#command trine#elite trine#you kick megatron??#jail for One Thousand Years!!!
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[Image ID: a Barbie movie poster with Miette added in, captioned "This Barbie is being kicked like the football". /end]
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APLAP (Assigned Pathetic Lifeform at Padawanship)
New padawan Obi-Wan trying to figure out how the FUCK to make his master listen and not abandon him to go running off following "the will of the force" when it hits him. Qui-Gon is perfectly happy stopping and taking care of pathetic life forms, but not Obi-Wan. That's it. He's always been prepared, always been dutiful, strong, self-sufficient.
He's cracked the code. He needs to be more pathetic.
The next time he senses Qui-Gon's about to run off he coordinates a scene of utmost pathetic-ness, that is, he throws himself into the nearest fountain. He trudges up to his master sopping wet, water-logged robes swallowing him, with hair sticking to his face and containing bits of algae from the fountain. He mumbles out an apology for being clumsy before looking up at Qui-Gon with the biggest, most woeful eyes possible to ask if he happened to bring any spare robes (he didn't, Obi-Wan knows this because he is usually the one to pack spare robes for them both). His wet hair is dripping water into his eyes that's beginning to turn them an irritated red, and there's algae sliding down the side of his face, it really is masterful work.
"Oh...I'm sure I'll be able to find something by myself, it's okay Master, I know you had important work to do."
Qui-Gon visibly hesitates. Obi-Wan starts shivering. He turns to walk away. He's stopped by his Master's hand on his shoulder. His Master, who walks back with him, who gets clean clothes from their hosts, who has folded like wet flimsi and even explains his stupid, stupid plan before choosing to hotwire a hoverbike with a passenger seat! Oh, Obi-Wan really has cracked the code!
Afterwards, Obi-Wan stages an increasingly pitiful accident for himself every time his patented 'Qui-Gon Jinn Bullshit' detector goes off. Eventually, his Master stops leaving him behind at all, even giving him funny looks when he turns around and Obi-Wan isn’t next to him. It never fails to make Obi-Wan grin and run to catch up. Sure, his reputation as a perfect padawan is in tatters, alongside his dignity, but it’s a small price to pay for a place at his Master’s side, for him to remember there’s a place for Obi-Wan there.
When the ray shields come up on Naboo, Qui-Gon doesn't charge ahead and leave his padawan behind, he hasn't for years. He waits for Obi-Wan because it feels wrong to do otherwise, his padawan belongs at his side.
Much, much later, when Obi-Wan is drinking to the end of the war with friends, Commander Cress will ask him how he kept General Jinn from running off for entire decade. Obi-Wan laughs, informs him, and resolutely ignores the scene Quinlan is making as the man cackles and pulls up a book to shove at them both, titled Classical Conditioning 101: A guide to subtle psychological manipulation.
#obi-wan: you ABANDON padawan? you leave him behind like lost toy? oh! oh! Jail for Master! Jail for Master for One Thousand Years!!!!#14 yr old obi decides the best way to deal with qui gon is to assign himself the mans poor little meow meow and uknow what it fucking works#accidentally stumbling into emotional vulnerability to have a better relationship#he's got the right answer with the wrong equation but we'll take it#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#padawan obi wan#qui gon and obi wan#star wars
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YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T JUST MAKE MIETTE TREND. HAPPY FIVE YEARS OF JAIL FOR MOTHER BUT I WAS SCARED
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Hey. Hey you know what would be cool and fun. First post of 2024. 1000 notes. We can do it. Yeah? Yeah??
Take a picture of my dog as an incentive
#Dogs#Chihuahua#Cute dog#Dog#If every person who follows me likes and reblogs this we could hit 1k EASY. No problemo.#Also look at her. Look at my baby girl. Give her the love and appreciation she deserves#You no like the post? Oh! Jail for followers! Jail for followers for one thousand years!!#Also if you look to the right you can see my other dog lying right by my leg lol#IDK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. ANYWAY.#Happy New Year everyone <3333 I’m still sick but tbh it hasn’t been that bad#Compared to the stomach bug I had two weeks ago Covid is feeling like a cakewalk tbh.#Shima speaks
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* GRABBING HIM
#phinz wordz#vidz#pnf#phineas and ferb#phineas flynn#candace flynn#YOU GRAB PHINEAS ? YOU GRAB HER ARMS LIKE THE RAG DOLL ? OH ! OH ! JAIL FOR CANDACE ! JAIL FOR CANDACE FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS !#4got this 1 in draftz helloooo silly video
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*takes away the King's blanket*
teehee~
HIS BLINDING BLANKIE
#it never happens au#isat au#isat#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#isat spoilers#isat king#isat the king#king isat#the king isat#pre wish king#MEAN TO HIM!!!!#D:<#look at him. hes distraught.#oh jail! jail for anon! jail for anon for One Thousand Years!!!
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His profile picture.... 5000 dead 10000 injured
#jail for michael. jail for michael for One Thousand Years.#good omens#go2#good omens spoilers#go2 spoilers#michael sheen#ineffable husbands
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NOT THE FOOT TOUCH SPOT
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Ray & Gerard harmonising in Life on the Murder Scene <3
#you take down the youtube uploads of this? you kick the emos like the football?#jail!! jail for warner for one thousand years !!!!#literally they took them down i’m putting this here because i refuse to lose it#bishop.txt#my chemical romance#ray toro#gerard way#mcr#life on the murder scene#lotms#look i’m even tagging it properly im never losing her again
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data collection 2: electric boogaloo
#tumblr memes#I WANTED TO PUT GLUP SHITTO AND SHOELACES SO BAD BUT THERE AREBT EBOUGH POLL OPTIONS AREHHGSGS#plinko horse#eeby deepy#blorbo#blorbo from my shows#miette#miette sends you to jail#for ONE THOUSAND YEARS#superhell#eeby deeby elevator#its me boy im the ps5#ps5#colour theory#colour theory in the childrens hospital#childrens hospital#what#huh????#you KICK poll?????#you kick poll like plinko????#oh...OH#to JAIL#JAIL#FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS#vanilla essence#vanilla essence actually smells so good dog#like MM#ok thats enough tags now#i lied no its not#wait...i can only have 30...? ok thats actually enough then
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“Love Egan”
Masters of the Air: Part Nine 100th Bomb Group Foundation: Photo Archive
#masters of the air#motaedit#hbowardaily#gale cleven#john egan#simizone#userstaud#olympain#ronsparky#userfrench#violaobanion#*#it'd be me and it'd be you#i cannot BELIEVE they used this photo and cropped out the note#jail for tom and steven. jail for tom and steven for one thousand years.#really shitty smoothing on it too like goddamn#mota spoilers
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Now look what you’ve done
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iggy… iggy, no. that’s not for you, young man. iggy. iggy—
IGGY!
#kinzblr#webkinz#kinzcore#kinzposting#webkinz plush#plushbr#chattering critter 🐾#jail for iggy!! jail for iggy for one thousand years!!#also say hi to my cat in the background#oblivious to shinanegans#plushy: iggy the lil’ gecko
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but who will avenge him !
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And if you listen closely in the direction of Canada, you can hear the faint, anguished warbling of a man who could've had it all
God he's so cool though
#you OFFER me a chance at Soundwave joining the autobots and then you STEAL IT AWAY FROM ME? JAIL. JAIL FOR THE WRITER FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS#and Soundwave still holding Ravage oughhhhh he's not giving up on his kitty#transformers#transformers 2023#transformers skybound#soundwave#optimus prime#my post
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