#just that it's a possibility

[emma-d-klutz]

Thinking about how Zero Year’s Bruce Wayne, as a teenager, faked Alfred’s consent to get himself EST in Arkham, because he didn’t want to go on living with his head the way it was. Thinking about it... specifically for dark comedy Brucie Wayne purposes. (Stop reading now if that is subject matter you do not want seen used as comedy today.)

Like can you imagine? Using that as a convenient out for the Brucie persona?

“Mr. Wayne, you were a prodigy as a child, and you had a history of disciplinary issues. What happened?”

“Omg kinda invasive of you to look into me that far back. Like, how did you get the school records fr. No no, but I’ll tell you. See, when I was a kid I went through, like, ✨trauma✨ Mostly it was watching my parents get murdered but like there was other stuff besides watching my parents get murdered but it was mostly watching my parents get murdered. And it made like really violent and angry and sad like ✨all the freaking time✨ and I treated everything like I was in a life or death scenario, you know? Just could never turn my brain off, plft. Dumb. So eventually, I was just like, ‘I’m gonna go to Arkham, and I’m gonna tell them to fry me til I’m too dumb to be sad.’ And it worked! 😄🌷🌷I can just let thoughts go now and like not think about stuff. But I have to tell you 😁 sometimes I feel like I’m in this existential hell 😁 where I’m on a knife’s edge of self-awareness 😁 cognizant of the unending anguish of my real personality from which I have insulated myself, a vestige still alive and aware and screaming as I try to dissociate him from who I am even though of course I know we are the same person. The vicious hate and fear and vigilance he lives in 24/7 I try to block out with a trained apathy and unhealthy coping mechanisms has resulted in a reckless disregard for my own life, as I tell myself over and over to never think again, we can never ever let ourselves think. 😁

Anywhozits, I’m here to introduce my new lip liner with Wayne Cosmetics. If you’re a dumb bitch with olive skin tone, this babe will work wonders and it’s like waterproof as fuck.”

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[krafterwrites]

I've been crying laughing from this for the last 5 minutes

[runawaymarbles]

The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.

Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[fox-guardian]

"maybe if i dress more boring i'll get gendered correctly by strangers" that's the devil talking

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[stil-lindigo]

Bisan is calling for another global strike!

I saw some posts just outlining Jan 21st, and wanted to clarify that Bisan has called for a full seven days of action.

What a global strike would look like is:

calling in sick to work

purchasing bare essentials ahead of the week so you can observe the general boycott of goods / buying as little as you genuinely can

putting in a concerted effort to elevate Palestinian voices and make it clear that this strike is in support of a permanent ceasefire!

For those who will have to purchase necessary goods during this time, please observe the brands that the BDS movement is asking us to boycott!

♢♢♢

Right now is also a good time to mention some better uses for your money during this week.

Available e-sims in Gaza are running low!!

Mirna El Helbawi and her team are working round the clock to continue to connect Palestinians as Israel does its best to cut them off from the rest of the world.

You can learn how to purchase and send e-sims here, and below you’ll find a list of what is currently needed (the areas in brackets indicate what region you should select to buy e-sims in).

--

CareforGaza is an organisation that does verifiably good work, distributing supplies directly to Palestinian families.

They have a Gofundme set up at the moment, but because of Gofundme’s poor track record regarding refusing to transfer funds to Palestinians, I’d recommend continuing to donate directly to their PayPal here.

Good luck to all of you. Don't turn away from Palestine!

[girlfictions]

palestine is in a complete and utter blackout with israel launching hundreds of its heaviest airstrikes so far across gaza. this is a mass slaughter and we won't even know the extent of the casualties until it's over; israel have cut off telecommunications so they can commit their atrocities in the dark. there is a genocide happening right in front of our eyes and every person who has ever defended israel's "right to defend itself" has the blood of palestinians on their hands. we cannot ignore what is one of the most devastating massacres in human history.

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[zivazivc]

I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

[mothric]

them: why do you watch anime

me:

[pickled-flowers]

Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]