#just saying it

[3lianav]

So erm, nobody liked the wingbag as a jeckpack at all uh?

[owchie-wowchie]

What if someone just built all of hatchetfield in minecraft?

[berrrydameyve]

Uhhh, guys...

Rio has the dead mom hairstyle

[over-rated-cheese]

let’s stay postive besties

we all know the leak is fake, let’s be real

[kittyboones]

This will be my only post on the Palestine-Israel conflict, as I do not have many spoons. It's also more me just ranting about Jamie Lee Curtis, but honestly, you can switch that out with just about any celebrity who supports Israel. Trigger warning for curses, the mention of the conflict obviously, poop mention and uhhh idk, the general implication that I want Jamie Lee Curtis to roll over and possibly hit the forever snooze button of life.

Does any witches want to curse all the celebrities that support Israel, or will that be hard, because by god, I want Jamie Lee Curtis to finally just be taken out by Michael Myers. Like, just go back to selling the yogurt that makes people poop and constantly going on about how you and your mom were original scream queens, you were less insufferable doing that, you old hag

[fruixtii]

i feel like shit :(

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[ionomycin]

temple at the end of the road

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

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