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David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival (2002)

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HRT doesnt make you immediately pass, but that's actually nice because you can start it before even coming out. The effects on your body make daily life so much easier, you feel more at home in your own skin. Even if I dont pass my body, sexuality, and sense of self have changed for the better. I wake up feeling like I'm not trapped in a foreign form. There is still time‼️‼️‼️

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we cannot stop fighting until chubby is AT LEAST an A-tier compliment, if not more

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it's not toxic positivity to say "humankind has the capacity to do good when you least expect it" it's not naive to say "make room for joy or else it will fucking body you when it comes" and it's not stupid to say "I believe we will win." are you going to lay in a ditch for the rest of your life, darling?

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What gets me about the Mastercard/Visa shit is this:

You are at the grocery store. You pick up a nice, girthy zucchini. You head over to the oils and pick up a thing of olive oil. Then a packet of condoms.

Satisfied with your selections, you head to the cashier. As you place the items on the conveyor, a voice shouts: "DON'T SELL THOSE! THAT'S GOING UP A BUTT!"

And then for some reason, the cashier agrees. Then the guy who shouted, this fuckass guy in a suit, marches up to the counter and starts demanding that the store never sell any vegetables that could be put up a butt. He starts out pointing at the zucchinis and cucumbers and carrots, but you heard what he said: he's effectively banning every vegetable, just enforcing it selectively.

You ask the cashier if he's corporate or something. The cashier says no. The manager? No. He works here at least? No.

Who the fuck is he, then?

Well, the cashier explains, he's the bank manager from the next street over. He's taken up a moral crusade against vegetables that might go into rectums and if they don't obey him, he won't take anyone's paychecks or any money from any store that opposes him. And his bank is the only bank in the region, so it'd be a huge hassle for the business and the employees.

And somehow this dumb fucking scenario is real.

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All the episodes like this are genuinely so heartwarming and flipping it around on same like this is such a nice cherry on the cake

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LMFAO

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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oh buddy it’s only monday monday

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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the amount of times I almost post actual information about what writing as a job is like and then think "why the fuck would I ruin someone's day like this" before deleting it is astonishing

y'all are so lucky i don't post the REAL depressing stuff

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so glad Brennan was able to pull off this creative and expensive prank before leaving to pursue his dream of making shoes for American Girl dolls

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