#just murder

[syrusinthedust]

Just thinking about how Kim Whalen went from playing Becky Barnes, a kind pediatric nurse, to a literal eldritch deity in Cinderella’s Castle. And both are so her

[iamthecomet]

Crimson Dawn

For @p1nkcanoe.

Rating: Explicit. Pairing(s): Aeon/Swiss. Dew/Swiss (if you squint). Nothing explicit, literally just some kissing. Featuring: Murder ghouls. Blood. Gore. Violence. Death (Sibling of Sin). Blood Drinking. Angst on Aeon's part. Aeon fucked up and now Dew has to fix it. Dew being annoyed. A whole lot of character development. New Murder Ghoul Lore. Swiss being Swiss. Sunshine shows up for a second. So much blood. Kissing. A little bit of a blood kink (mostly my own). On screen Sibling of Sin murder. Word Count: 3.5k+

It's Aeon's first pack hunt topside. He makes a mistake (or ten).

Dew whistles low and Aeon stumbles to his feet. Turning to look at his packmates. Guilt smeared across his face.

“I didn’t mean to.” The words tumble out. Aeon wrings his hands. He doesn’t know where to look. At the blood all over his hands. At the sharp lines of Dew’s face, at Sunshine, who has broken away from Dew’s side in favor of circling Aeon’s kill. Head tilted. There’s blood and twigs in her copper curls. Dark bruises on her neck no doubt from Mountain’s teeth. Aeon almost asks where everyone else is before he remembers that’s the last thing he should be thinking about. They’re standing at the base of the grand staircase. Right inside the front door. He shudders.

The abbey will be waking up soon. And this?

Dew claps Aeon on his shoulder, boney fingers digging in just a little. It pulls him out of his panic just enough to refocus his eyes on Dew’s face.

“Almost as bad as when Sunny did it,” Dew says with a shrug. Sunshine scoffs somewhere behind Aeon.

“I don’t know, this is pretty bad.”

Read the rest on AO3.

Also tagging @fruitsandcheese because I know how much you love murder ghouls ♥.

[arcanewonder]

[ray-green-wicked4good]

Wilford: Kevin! Get me a comb…find some cologne! I want to look my best.

Kevin: That might take some work, Sir.

Wilford: Then snap to it! We’re going to a party.

Kevin: Really? A party on Snowpiercer?

Wilford: That’s right. To celebrate Melanie's return from the dead. As if she's the only one ever to have accomplished that. Ugh!

Kevin: Wow. Okay, that's actually pretty exciting. Hey! You know what? I could teach you all the latest dance steps, Sir. It starts with, like, a quick step shuffle, and then you get really crazy with the hips. Come on, Mr. Wilford, Sir, it’s fun!

Wilford: *ignoring him* Yesss, we’ll let the pretentious Head Engineer have her moment. And then...we’ll kill her!

Kevin: Wait! K-Kill her? Sir, what happened to the party idea?

Wilford: That’s where we’ll kill her. Crush her at the height of her glory!

Kevin: *miserably* And we’re back to the crushing.

Kevin: *on his knees* Sir, I’m begging you please…pleeease, forget the girl, and get a life!

Wilford: Oh, I’ll get a life, Kevin. HERS! *evil laughter*

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[saelrum]

"Was I sweet once?"

[trustymikh]

there are many benefits to being a ground-type pokemon trainer

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[dawnddoesart-reborn]

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

[shitpostingkats]

Oh english is absolutely not his first language.

[lavender-menace-420]

AU where the others find out Jon is going to explore the tunnels in Season 2 and forcefully tag along (Sasha is alive and everything is fine)

I made a part 2!

[pomribs]

this is how gay characters should be written bc its the only way that accureately describes how having a gay crush feels

[rustic-space-fiddle]

Forgive me.

[em-bandaid-boy]

I huave brainworms.....