#snowpiercer crack

[missaudreystiara]

Brakenight coded

[julesnichols]

An Ongoing List of Things that Melanie Cavill has Canonically Stolen

#1. Snowpiercer

#2. Snowpiercer (again)

3. A gun

#4. A gun (again)

Bonus:

Our hearts

[ray-green-wicked4good]

*Set sometime around S1 E8 while Snowpiercer reels with the revelation that there is no Mr. Wilford*

Ruth: *distraught* I can't believe you assassinated Mr. Wilford!

Melanie: Well, I wouldn't say I assassinated him exactly.

Ruth: Oh thank heavens--

Melanie: Because technically an 'assassination' implies there were political motivations. I just killed him because he was being a dick. So it was just your average murder, really.

Ruth: *sighing* My mistake.

[pregnant-javert]

[ruthiesrambles2]

[sapphicbraincell]

[pzyii]

Snowpiercer but it's all imbrandonfarris (always has been >:) )

[maskofmilves]

Incorrect quote✨

Melanie: *opening eyes first time since track scaler* ...am I...in heaven?...

Wilford: *popping his head in the doorway* Mel! You're awake!

Melanie: Nope I'm in hell.

[pregnant-javert]

You can't just leave this in the tags bestie!!!!

And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

[missaudreystiara]

Excited for a very Snowpiercer day (travelling by train to Paris with my paramour)

[julesnichols]

This is how it went, isn't it??

[ray-green-wicked4good]

*When Roche goes missing in S4*

Osweiller: Alright, nobody panic! We're gonna have to split up, just like in Scooby Doo. Lights, you and Sykes will be like Scooby and Shaggy, you go check around the kitchens and well lit areas. Javi, you get the spooky looking cave on the other side of the mountain like Velma. Oh, and you'll need this.

Javi: Wait, why am I Velma? And why do I get the...dubious looking device?

Osweiller: Because only a true Velma would say "dubious looking device". Any other stupid questions?

Sykes: So what does that make you? Fred?

Osweiller: Bitch, I am Daphne.

[missaudreystiara]

The rest are in new eden

[pregnant-javert]

So my question as a late arrival to the tumblr fandom is what on GODS GOOD EARTH could POSSIBLY be the context of the removing-splinters-from-his-dick post

Oh well. We used to imagine that Wilford would fuck the puppets from late season 2 (there’s an episode where he puts on this demented puppet show with Melanie and Alex puppets as well as a Ben one I think?) and we thought that if he fucked the Melanie puppet (e.g. stuck his dick in it) it would give him splinters 🥴 crazy right haha 🥴

[ruthiesrambles2]

[raving-raven-writing]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Snowpiercer (TV 2020) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Osweiller/Javier "Javi" de La Torre Characters: John Osweiller, Javier "Javi" de La Torre, Bess Till, Sam Roche, Bennett Knox, Melanie Cavill, Sykes (Snowpiercer), Winnie (Snowpiercer) Additional Tags: Self-Indulgent, New Eden (Snowpiercer), Partying, Drinking, Drunk Dancing, Crack Relationships, Companion Piece, One Shot, Attempt at Humor Series: Part 4 of Snowpiercer Collection Summary:

Oz has been making bad decisions to drown his sorrows in alcohol, but it's not his fault that someone decided to produce a ton of train hooch and serve it at a party.

Posted a new one shot for Snowpiercer on ao3, if anyone is interested in reading.