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Brakenight coded
#jeniferrprince on Instagram#snowpiercer#miss audrey#bess till#brakenight#snowpiercer tv#snowpiercer netflix#snowpiercer crack#snowpiercer amc#lena hall#mickey sumner#bess and audrey#bess x audrey
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An Ongoing List of Things that Melanie Cavill has Canonically Stolen
#1. Snowpiercer
#2. Snowpiercer (again)
3. A gun
#4. A gun (again)
Bonus:
Our hearts
#snowpiercer#snowpiercer amc#snowpiercer crack#incorrect snowpiercer#snowpiercer spoilers#snowpiercer season 4#melanie cavill#jennifer connelly#i WILL be updating this list as needed btw#also the last one is bc ruthie made a joke and i had to
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*Set sometime around S1 E8 while Snowpiercer reels with the revelation that there is no Mr. Wilford*
Ruth: *distraught* I can't believe you assassinated Mr. Wilford!
Melanie: Well, I wouldn't say I assassinated him exactly.
Ruth: Oh thank heavens--
Melanie: Because technically an 'assassination' implies there were political motivations. I just killed him because he was being a dick. So it was just your average murder, really.
Ruth: *sighing* My mistake.
#snowpiercer#snowpiercer tnt#incorrect quotes#incorrect snowpiercer quotes#snowpiercer crack#melanie cavill#ruth wardell#mr. wilford#semantics
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#snowpiercer#snowpiercer tv#ruth wardell#melanie cavill#snowpiercer crack#snowpiercer character text posts
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#snowpiercer#snowpiercer crack#snowpiercer tnt#melanie cavill#jennifer connelly#bennett knox#iddo goldberg#javi de la torre#roberto ubina#arrange this as you see fit lol
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Snowpiercer but it's all imbrandonfarris (always has been >:) )
#will probably do more these were fun >:3#alex ben and audreys ones are the best#cant explain bens one tho it just is#bess is not okay btw#anyway brandon is THE comfort youtuber rn#andre layton#bennett knox#bess till#melanie cavill#alex cavill#miss audrey#incorrect snowpiercer#snowpiercer crack#snowpiercer tnt#snowpiercer#snowpiercer netflix#and mels second one is especially ment to represent what she wrote in her letter right#*meant
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Incorrect quote✨
Melanie: *opening eyes first time since track scaler* ...am I...in heaven?...
Wilford: *popping his head in the doorway* Mel! You're awake!
Melanie: Nope I'm in hell.
#snowpiercer#melanie cavill#snowpiercer tnt#snowpiercer netflix#snowpiercer tv#joseph wilford#snowpiercer crack#incorrect snowpiercer quotes#jennifer connelly
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You can't just leave this in the tags bestie!!!!
And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?
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Mamma (engi)Nia!
All aboard for a rollicking ride in the musical episode that we deserve! Melanie is thrown off track when Alex invites three men from her past on a grand tour of New Eden to showcase her latest scientific developments. While searching for Big Alice’s original blueprints, Alex stumbles upon Melanie’s old logs and discovers that she has three possible fathers: Ben, the sarcastic but charming engineer; Nima, the endearing chemistry nerd; and Mr. Wilford, the cunning mastermind. As the train speeds toward New Eden, sparks fly, tracks switch, and secrets are derailed. Melanie must navigate through the twists and turns of her past, while Alex tries to piece together the puzzle of her parentage. Will this journey reveal Alex’s true father, or will they discover that family ties are more complex than a simple switch of tracks? This laugh-filled, heartwarming adventure will have you singing along as the train chugs toward a surprising destination!
#I have too much time#evidently#snowpiercer#snowpiercer crack#snowpiercer musical#snowpiercer tv#snowpiercer netflix#snowpiercer amc#melanie cavill#bennett knox#mr wilford#joseph wilford#nima rousseau#mamma mia
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This is how it went, isn't it??
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*When Roche goes missing in S4*
Osweiller: Alright, nobody panic! We're gonna have to split up, just like in Scooby Doo. Lights, you and Sykes will be like Scooby and Shaggy, you go check around the kitchens and well lit areas. Javi, you get the spooky looking cave on the other side of the mountain like Velma. Oh, and you'll need this.
Javi: Wait, why am I Velma? And why do I get the...dubious looking device?
Osweiller: Because only a true Velma would say "dubious looking device". Any other stupid questions?
Sykes: So what does that make you? Fred?
Osweiller: Bitch, I am Daphne.
#snowpiercer#snowpiercer tnt#snowpiercer crack#incorrect snowpiercer quotes#this is how i deal with my anger at season 4#new edeners#john osweiller#lights#sykes#javier de la torre#sam roche#scooby doo
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The rest are in new eden
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So my question as a late arrival to the tumblr fandom is what on GODS GOOD EARTH could POSSIBLY be the context of the removing-splinters-from-his-dick post
Oh well. We used to imagine that Wilford would fuck the puppets from late season 2 (there’s an episode where he puts on this demented puppet show with Melanie and Alex puppets as well as a Ben one I think?) and we thought that if he fucked the Melanie puppet (e.g. stuck his dick in it) it would give him splinters 🥴 crazy right haha 🥴
#lmao thanks for giving me the chance to explain this#snowpiercer#snowpiercer amc#snowpiercer crack#ask
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Snowpiercer (TV 2020) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Osweiller/Javier "Javi" de La Torre Characters: John Osweiller, Javier "Javi" de La Torre, Bess Till, Sam Roche, Bennett Knox, Melanie Cavill, Sykes (Snowpiercer), Winnie (Snowpiercer) Additional Tags: Self-Indulgent, New Eden (Snowpiercer), Partying, Drinking, Drunk Dancing, Crack Relationships, Companion Piece, One Shot, Attempt at Humor Series: Part 4 of Snowpiercer Collection Summary:
Oz has been making bad decisions to drown his sorrows in alcohol, but it's not his fault that someone decided to produce a ton of train hooch and serve it at a party.
Posted a new one shot for Snowpiercer on ao3, if anyone is interested in reading.
#snowpiercer fanfiction#fanfiction#snowpiercer#john osweiller#javier de la torre#crack ships#companion pieces
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