#just insanity

[overlyinvestedinlife]

Jannik’s insane breakpoint against Tallon Griekspoor

[chrispywhispy]

Day and Night…

[taintmansion]

I forget if I posted about this here but like in June me and my dad visited an old family friend in Michigan and she told us how she’s going camping for the first time and explaining details like there will be public bathrooms in the woods and we’re joking about bugs or animals around there and she says unprompted “you know what I’m really worried about in these bathrooms? Those TRANSGENDER people” and my soul left my body and I had to be there for like another whole hour 💀

[starredonyx]

god i can’t 💀💀💀💀😭

[garbage--account]

I challenged myself to imagine the craziest plot for IE VR so here we go :

>Unmei and Haru being a duo in childhood : Haru being the "ace" and Unmei having the """"""best""""" ideas

>one day, Unmei has the brilliant idea to defy wild horses in sakka for training and Haru is like "alright im in"

>match goes the best worst way possible : horses being unable to understand sakka, Unmei and Haru win the match but get bodied anyway

>Unmei is injured

>his mom forbids him to ever play again sakka and talk to Haru. Also, forces him to fake injury for the rest of his life

>time passes

>meanwhile, in the Frontier Stade during a match with OG Raimon/Inazuma Japan : earthquake.mp3

>casualities : Endou dead, Kazemaru dead, Gouenji survived, Kidou severely injured, Fudou survived, Kogure dead, Hiroto and Midorikawa couldn't attend the match for professional reasons, Kabeyama dead, Tobitaka missing, Toramaru dead, Fubuki *post-traumatic stress dissorder intensifies*, Someoka dead, Hijikata sacrificed himself to save siblings, Kurimatsu dead, Sakuma survived, Tachimukai dead, Tsunami missing, Megane survived, Ichinose and Domon abroad, Aphrodi didn't get invited, Kageno missing, Max and Shishido saved by Handa, etc (comment below if i forgot someone, I'll update)

>Unmei is now in a antisakka middleschool (since a cult of sakka fanatics is soaring in the suburb) so he couldn't be tempted to undrop sakka (according to mom)

>gets randomly in trouble with the sakka fanatics cult at the beach, during a ritual where they watch a sakka match with invisible players

>appears Sakurazaki passing by (the sea inspires him for peotry) : defies the cult in sakka and wins

>that night, Unmei's dream be like :

POV : ur Haru and watches from afar as the earthquake killing ur dad and tearing apart the ground, the hell itself staring at u from the fresh divide while it is devouring countless of victim like shonen protag sucking at ramen

>afterward, Unmei stalks Sakurazaki and recruits members for sakka club and make them play to FF, gets eventually bodied by a wild Haru passing by, hires a cultist as coach, and here we go

>"but mom! I am not even playing sakka. I just manage a team by getting them in trouble for me! Trust me!"

>average episode be like : Unmei having a dream on crack, inspires him for a new training/hissatsu/tactics, coach not here cause he has ritual in the detroyed stadium, FF is located in the local stadium, the mayor getting hooked by attention (he will end up in jail for kidnapping), they play matches with the new hissatsu/tactic developped in training and win, meanwhile, Haru (freshly orphaned cause dad is dead) visits the old friends of Endou who survived to stay in touch somehow with him but it sometimes goes terribly wrong (more deaths : Fubuki killed himself, Gouenji assassinated, Kidou got homeinvaded while agonizing from his injury by sakka cultist for his money, etc), and now there is rumors theirs ghosts are causing chaos and Unmei can see them ???. Also, Shindou and Tsurugi are running a funerarium so they can bury them, and we learned by them Tenma mysteriously dissapeared many years ago so they named the deathcab horse by him

>despite the effort of the sakka fanatics to delay renovation claiming the place cursed, FF final will occur in FF stadium

>intensedramamatch.mp3, the 2 teams are tied by now

>when suddenly : zombi apocalypse

>starting off strong cause Endou's hand gripping firmly Haru's leg, Mugen The Hand is coming off the pitch to bring chaos in the public, all the players dead during the eartquake coming off the earth using their hissatsus, sakka players being dragged into the ground by the zombies, especially Haru

>Unmei's team ends up playing against Inazuma Zombies but, being walking deads, they can use hissatsus even when they have no TP left so they get bodied

>on the second half, Teikoku Academy (eliminated by Haru's team in semi-finals) goes to the rescue with a giant mecha-penguin kaiju (financed by the money Kidou got homeinvaded for, but it was already spend by the time the criminal got there, for "education" according to the accountant)

>Inazuma zombies are now losing TP thanks to this intervention

>so they win, Sakka is saved, so is the world, the sakka culting coach was Tenma all along and no one cares anymore for FF

[fallenfar]

Hellers really are the most disgusting, sad, hateful and deluded dingleberries. You are like the MAGA assholes of fandom trapped in your own made up world created of delusions and hate.

Jared padalecki at Chappell roan concert is like the ontological opposite of fork found in kitchen. Fork found in the nest of a rare and beautiful bird in a forest hitherto untouched by man.

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[kissofagirl]

[spookygibberish]

OK SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM AND I SAW AN ANIMAL RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND SO I GRABBED IT AND

IT WAS THIS

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[catmask]

when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people

the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to

[aceseonghwa]

this look had me GAGGED

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

[livingisboring]

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)