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you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

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i think this might be toby's funniest post ever

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hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

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Instead of “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all” I have adopted “if you have something nice to say you should say it” as a motto. Like I have a lot of kind thoughts in my head that want out. What of it lmao

You can’t take me anywhere bc I will find a woman I don’t know to compliment

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You can’t take me anywhere bc I will find a woman I don’t know to compliment

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I do like that I have permanent dark under eye circles. It’s a vital part of my character design

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the primary downside of synthetic vegan leather is that you cant bite down on it to endure the excruciating pain of unanaesthetized surgery. itll just flake off in your mouth

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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the concept of being a recluse even on the internet

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if you want to know what the situation is for gay people in portland oregon my friend got comradezoned last week

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