#just decimated

[oh-no-bummer]

What. Just. Happened.

I just finished watching c2e26, I don't know what the hell to feel, I knew it was coming sooner or later and I still cannot fucking believe it. It was a great episode but it's killing me and Yasha wasn't there and it's just so horrible and sad

[yelsapo]

"The camera was positioned in a storage yard 66 metres away."

Or, in other words, 73 yards.

[swingstep]

this sad wet cat has bewitched me mind and soul

[phantomrose96]

Im usually much too shy to send asks but you gotta be the change you want to see, and i agree that asks need to stay so: would you rather right 1 horse sized rat, or 100 rat sized horses?

ah yikes... so my knee jerk reaction is "the 100 rat-sized horses, certainly, as those can be picked off one at a time." however the risk of my conscience catching up to me by the 30th or 40th horse is too great. how much death could I inflict upon these rat-sized horses before I vow to see death no more? even if pure survival instinct drives me through all 100, what of the aftermath? surrounded by the carnage of 100 tiny horses with only my own wet breath among 100 still chests? inconceivable. war is hell.

[yourcoldcocoa]

this is professional influencer-level framing. this is the EXACT spot they needed to take this photograph to make it seem like the gävlebocken has not been decimated by birds.

the angles. the lighting. gävlebocken is about to start doing sponsored posts.

[britcision]

Indie ttrpg designers

We seem to be back in the “dnd sucks why don’t you just play Other Games (yours)” and I have a single question for you in return

Do I get to roll a d20?

Because I like the d20

That shape pleases me

I do not wish to roll a random amount of d6s or d8s or any of them other fuckers

I wish to roll the d20 because icosahedrons please me

I will also accept d12 but the other shapes all have less mouthfeel so if that’s what your game’s based on, it is not for me

I’d also prefer more than four stats but I’m not gonna lie it is the shape of the math rocks so like

Rec your d20 based indie ttrpgs friends cuz every single one I’ve opened is them little cube fuckers or the double pyramid and I Require Round

[idontmindifuforgetme]

every time i walk into my local library i make sure to look at the receptionists with big wet eyes before heading to my corner to study bc i really want them to hire me as a part-time aide

[theflashjaygarrick]

My hot take is that while everyone talks about Batman being the ordinary human on the justice league with the way he's been written lately that descriptor only feels true with Green Arrow.

[doctorsiren]

I go feral when people draw these two together

[freewayshark]

Fuck it Friday

Bucktommy got me acting up because I almost never dip my toes into Omegaverse. Tagged by @rewritetheending

“Eddie, that's impossible. What you’re telling me is impossible. We didn’t mate. I never bit him, I wouldn’t have done that to him,” Tommy says, desperately needing his words to ring true. But Eddie just looks at him with pity.

“We both know that sometimes you don’t have to.”

Tommy shakes his head even though he knows what Eddie is saying is true. It’s rare, but not unfathomably so. Sometimes, the connection between two people is so strong that a mating bond forms without the claiming bite.

Tommy feels like he might be sick. Not only because Evan is now tied to him, but because Tommy leaving him was the worst possible thing he could’ve done. He’d chalked feeling like shit up to the breakup he hadn’t really wanted and maybe a badly timed bout of the flu, but if what Eddie is saying is true, it’s actually because of the sudden absence of his Omega. And Evan losing his Alpha like that would’ve sent his hormones into a tailspin—no wonder his heat has come a month early.

[bajablastable]

im not immune to warcrimes when the warcrimer is just a little guy so here is a little gif of him

[big-bad-shorty-king]

Can someone who’s into collecting original Xbox games please explain to me why this copy of Shrek Super Party was $1500 at my local bookoff

[asbealthgn]

I genuinely think it would be so funny if we meet steve’s parents in s5 and they end up being the nicest people and it turns out he was just being a dramatic bitch every time he called his dad an asshole

[inkcoffinz]

If you have the time, can you redraw a 3 panel meme comic known as “ora, ora get pregnant” with Hetalia characters Ireland, Scotland, and Northern Ireland?

Hey so anon this actually brought me to tears

[blue-jos10]

i wonder how kevin's fitness-obsessed mind justifies his alcohol addiction

[xiaq]

Good morning lads, it is a sweltering Friday and I am ready to burn some bridges.