#just as i thought

[ratatatastic]

feisty ekky... oh? is the mini playoff atmosphere getting to you??

[m4ggg0t]

having a horrible time boys

[spec-squared]

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[tylered-up-in-blue]

What is this??? What's in the box??? What was he thinking???

There's this series of Sherlock Holmes figurines that I see sometimes and they make me absolutely feral.

I would expect if a company is thinking of making Sherlock Holmes figurines they have a couple of choices - either do the characters in generic poses, or choose some key moments from the canon stories to depict.

But that company didn't do that. They were just straight up "let's make fanfiction in figurine form."

Some of them aren't so strange, like...

This makes sense! Holmes and Watson are in Baker Street, round their fire place, and they are dealing with "A most mysterious case." This isn't from a specific story, but it's generic enough that it could apply to many stories.

But then you get things like...

WHO IS THIS MAN? WHAT HAPPENED?!! The figurine company just made their own Sherlock Holmes OC and had Watson looking grief-stricken over him while weird blonde Holmes stands impassively by.

What else are Holmes and Watson known for? Oh that's right, accosting random children.

I'm always on the lookout for more of them, they just amuse me so much.

[snakebites-and-ink]

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

[depressedlochnessmess]

im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku

[onebadnoodle]

🃏 hero villain 🦇

[ahopefulbromantic]

A Catholic Mass is a Date night with God confirmed!

Both, if you come to church with me.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[ameba-from-space]

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[kaogens]

i love you weird long miku

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again