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bloodyknucklesforme · 1 day ago

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Me when my one coworker keeps encouraging the 18 y/o to go after older men

#she turned 18 less than a month ago #like 3 weeks ago #the other co worker is 32 #and a woman #just a stupid one

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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lastoneout · 1 year ago

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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

#like how fnv lets you run right up to a deathclaw at like lvl one and then you die #it's good #let me do stupid shit and let it have consequences #even if those consequences are just “yeah driving into a gas giant kills you stupid”

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doctorsiren · 28 days ago

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sock opera

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #bill cipher #bipper #sock opera #gravity falls fanart #meme redraw #digital art #my art #procreate #I know I did this one with mp100 fairly recently #but I saw that one again today and was hit with this vision #I kid you not I spent at least THIRTY minutes drawing and redrawing Bipper’s stupid mouth #it just never looked right #but I decided that hey…maybe it’s not SUPPOSED to look right…#that plastic dinosaur is small enough to swallow 😨

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 18 days ago

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elita pep talk

#transformers one #transformers #b 127 #bumblebee #elita one #i want more content of elita and bee #their dynamic would be so funny i think #ur mean aunt who acts like she hates u but she gets u that one really obscure thing u mentioned in passing conversation #i think their relationship can be really sweet #i think bee would geniunly really look up to elita and think shes so awesome #and elita is just like okay this annoying yellow thing follows me around now i guess #(she loves him)#her stupid son that she hates #shes tough on him but she cares...

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officialspec · 10 months ago

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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way-#OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

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mychemicalbrromance · 25 days ago

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Guys ive been reading peak

#dandadan #momo ayase #ayase momo #okarun #seiko ayase #ayase seiko #cant believe the actual plot of this show is “this guy's genitals were stolen and we have to get them back” 💀#theyre so funny i love these guys #its like if mob psycho and csm had a foolish baby #the stupids ever #dont get scared by that one scene in that first episode thats the worst it ever gets i heard the creator was forced to put it in or no manga #just like olan and that piss fight scene in final space sighhhhhhhh evil people in charge..............#okarun and ayase are so silly i love them sm they make me go YYYAAAAYYYYYY ^_^^^^^^^^^^#ignore the bad sizing for the letters my handwrutung is naturally horrible plus i was hella zoomed in shhhhhhhhhhh you see nothing........#LIVE LAUGH LOVE !!!!!!!! YAYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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inkskinned · 17 days ago

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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

#and before one of u is like '' i have no friends :(" i used to be there too actually #abusive partner cut me off from ALL of 'em. i didn't think i was lovable #it made me EXCEPTIONALLY shy. i still am actually!!!!#i just ... started saying ''yes.''#i would take pictures of flyers in my library and go to whatever events they had #i started taking community classes #if someone mentioned like ''i am gonna start x group'' i actually took a deep breath #and approached them to be like . okay i want in.#i started making the first move with new people - a small compliment #a smile or a little joke. just to share the space with them.#i have MASSIVE social anxiety. bad parent and bad relationship will do that to ya.#but i just... kept going. and going. and going. to each of these little things. and then...#like. .... idk i just am very blessed. i have a STUPID number of friends #a lot of which i reconnected with. bc it turns out love is never wasted. adult life just.#like. gets in the way. but also... i loved u as a weird little kid. i love u now as a weird big adult.#i promise i PROMISE ur friends are out there. u just have 2 find them. and btw #i didn't make friends with everyone. but i did get a lot of people to smile or laugh.#aint that something.#this process took me something like 2 years. it was HARD!!!!!!!!!!#i love u!!! hard things are often worth it!!!

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chimchiri · 25 days ago

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gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

#You just KNOW gideons makes tons of these 'is that a gun or are you just happy to see me' jokes #She holds the third gun in her mouth #looking so damn stupid but grinning like shes the coolest lmao #how are you even going to shoot girl #also: the paint has to get onto the skin somehow #hmm. lot to think about...#that was such a fun prompt dear ! I ended up enjoying this waaaaay too much <3 #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #I'm not gonna tag it griddlehark but in my mind this IS griddlehark - because this outfit would make Harrow go insane lmao #not that she'd ever let griddle take one step outside looking like that if we're talking serious #but it's a look - a look I LOVE #tlt #the locked tomb #my art #requests

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ironinkpen · 2 years ago

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best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

#a:tla #atla #zuko #uncle iroh #best dynamic in the world is when two characters are equally stupid #but people automatically assume the chiller one is a better decision maker #INFURIATING the angry one #(just a heads up if you got recced this post there's more in the reblogs)

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ckret2 · 1 month ago

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