#and a woman

[freyashiftz]

Finally found my male face claim for any realities I'm a man in 🤭

thanks random man named Micheal that I do not know. Can't wait for the boner experience 😼

[m00neroni]

need to start calling myself sirius black because I am always thinking about knocking remus lupin up

[yes-man-luvrrr]

Clown made Madcom doodles!!

The Hank drawing is clown’s favorite :•D

[bloodyknucklesforme]

Me when my one coworker keeps encouraging the 18 y/o to go after older men

[theredhairedmonkey]

Rayla playing the world’s smallest violin for all the haters trying (and failing) to accuse me of misogyny and anti-Asian racism.

[rosemaryreality]

Wait wait wait wait

So like, i was watching one of those videos about r/nothowgirlswork (or something like that) and one of the comments talks about periods and mentions this "menstrual cups" and am like. Wtf is that. I look at the responses but none of them provide an explicit explanation. So i look it up.

What. The Fuck.

Apparently there is a third option??? It's not just pads and tampons?? And am just finding that out now??

[midnightcowboy1969]

sounds terrible but Black Christmas is one of the few slasher I've watched that's made me care for the victims :( I don't want to see the girls dead :((((

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

[jakeperalta]

saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....

what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅

[thankyouforthefunny]

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[manjaro-official]

"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox:

[enbycrip]

Her name is Valentina Petrillo and she is a visually-impaired sprinter.

Time to support her, because even without the racism element I expect she will be getting some flak from Awful, Awful People.

[scramratz]

[terraswallows]

I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️‍⚧️