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[thankyouforthefunny]

[lesbospirk]

My offering for the @startrekpotluck! I thought I'd showcase one of my favorite midwestern classics, the Pretzel Salad. + Recipe under the cut <3

PRETZEL SALAD

Supplies

9 X 13 Baking Pan/ Casserole Dish

Hand Mixer (Optional)

Crust Ingredients

6 Tbs Unsalted Butter

2 Cups Finely Crushed Salted Pretzels

3 Tbs Sugar

A Pinch of Salt

Filling Ingredients

8 Oz Cream Cheese

1 Cup Sugar

2 Cups Heavy Cream

1 Tsp Vanilla Extract

Strawberry Topping Ingredients

2 (3 Oz) Boxes of Strawberry Jello

2 Cups Boiling Water

4 Cups Sliced Strawberries

Instructions

Set out Cream Cheese to soften

Preheat oven to 400 F

Melt butter in medium bowl

Add crust ingredients to melted butter, stir until evenly moistened

Spread mixture on the bottom of your pan, press into even layer

Bake until fragrant (8 - 10 Minutes) then place aside to cool completely

Whip cream cheese and sugar in large bowl until smooth (Hand mixer on high if using one)

Beat in Heavy Cream and Vanilla Extract

Spread Filling over crust all the way to the sides (This is to make sure the crust doesn't get soggy with the topping)

Refrigerate until chilled (1 Hour)

Mix both boxes of Jello in large bowl with boiling water and whisk until dissolved

Refrigerate 30m (Jello should not be set, it should be about the consistency of a runny egg white)

Add strawberries to Jello and stir

Spread Jello over filling

Refrigerate uncovered until firmly set ( 4 Hours)

Serve chilled! :)

(PS. If you were curious I made up Dyrk - Boshak Kap. It's literal translation is cream filled bread. I couldn't find a lot of Vulcan desserts so I just kind of made one haha. I imagine it having some kind of fruit element and the bread is flakey like a pastry)

(PSS. I know I spelled recipe wrong in the comic. Its too late to fix it now I'm sorryy)

[leifandthorn]

is "borrowerscore" an aesthetic yet, and if not, can we make it one?

[maibeenot]

someone needs to send her to a therapist that isn't insane

[ecruteak-tears]

Sorry for like stalking youu,, Totally didn't find out because another friend was here!

But uuuhh,,, Your art is sooo yum!!

I wanna bite you /silly /pos RARAAGHH YOUR SO COOL SORRY

This ask was so nice that I showed it to literally all of my friends, im glad you liked my art so much :] 'Like spam' never bothers me, so be free <3

However, due to your pfp, I would like you to know this is immediately what happened in my head, and I thought it was funny

[erinptah]

A little follow-up to the comic where the Moon Knights stumble on "the Tomb Busters" for a non-superhero system name.

(Layla: "This is one of those moments when I'm not even going to ask.")

[home-sweet-hive]

new comic new comic new comic new-

North Shore Folly

Chapter 0: One Step aHead

[The Beginning/ Page 1 (you are here!)] | Page 2 ]

[Ko-Fi] [V-Gen]

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Hi yes new comic!! Finally!! This has technically been in the works for QUITE the while, and was the reason BA HRT was coming along so slowly - there's four pages that I had drawn for this that'll never go beyond Discord because they were for an old version of this comic's script that I had to rewrite because EIGHT STEPS OF THE EYE PART SIX SPECIFICALLY INTRODUCED LORE THAT SHATTERED IT (light hearted)

But one rewrite and a new starting page later - here we are! And yeah I'm gonna be posting this one page by page, this first chapter here is 22 pages long so. Yeahhh-

Hope you guys enjoy!! I'm so excited to lead you all down where this goes~

[dollgram]

It's a weird thing, isn't it? To feel crowded

While also feeling like you're getting crushed by loneliness.

I'll play the part of the innocent bystander today as well.

For once, I was looking forward to the next time I'd see you.

I smeared some color on these gray skies,

But it's not enough, not enough, though it's more than I deserve.

Is this the right choice? Am I happy?

Even though it means I can't be with you anymore...

sorry for the delay 😮‍💨 i got stuck on a drawing and kept procrastinating

i decided to use sims screenshots for the murder locations since most of them happened indoors and i already had them done to use as references for the mvs anyway

btw, the tag thing is just their color code, it doesn't mean anything

[bumblingbabooshka]

From 'String Theory' by Kirsten Beyer 1] Seven of Nine, Hater of the Century /pos 2] Extremely high praise from Seven in a Mister Darcy sort of way 3] Interesting that Seven refers to B'Elanna as 'Human' whereas everyone else throughout the series really only ever refers to her as Klingon

[coyotejone-s]

i've pretty much exclusively been doing rewriting of my old rvb fics, so finally working on something original (even if i had the idea back when i was first into it 2 years ago) is VERY refreshing so i'm sharing these first paragraphs

(it's slight canon divergence because i hear ice planet and i think "the thing" and also imagine if these assholes were stuck on sidewinder together in the same building for at least a month. hilarity.)

[satusepiida]

Only read the two vols of the official TL that're out yet, but FengCui of Peerless/Wushuang by Meng Xi Shi has to be one of the funniest relationship dynamics I've ever read. Two shameless bastards constantly trying to out-shame and out-bastard each other.

Some highlights from Vol. 1

Ch. 14

Ch. 19

Ch. 22

Ch. 26

Also Ch. 26

[thefirstknife]

Mara:

Rasputin:

Mara:

Ooooooh, it's so good when characters with a lot of information can speak to us directly. This is interesting because Mara previously said that the Witness is using the Scorn like "living archives" and now we know that its using them to find out about our Exodus program colony sites and contingencies.

So the Witness is specifically looking for a place that survived the Collapse, aka Neptune. For what purpose? What is there for the Witness? Just making sure it gets us all in the Second Collapse so no one escapes this time? Or something else?

Wonder if strand plays into this somehow, since we find it on Neptune. Or perhaps if the Witness somehow knows about Neomuna having technology to destroy the Pyramids. Or something else.

I was kinda afraid that for Lightfall we'll be bringing the war to Neomuna when they don't really want to participate, but with this, we know that they don't really have a choice. The Witness is coming for them specifically. Very concerning.

[leifandthorn]

The joys of introing a tiny character with a dramatic Height Reveal(TM)

[kriegborderlands-moved]

my psychotic npd ass would like to have a word with jro bc wtf is this

[erinptah]

Two more scenes from Deadpool Saves The Cover Of Knight Universe! - chapter 3, where Marc gets brought in on the Team Plans (while Steven gets about 5% caught up), and chapter 4, where a Priest of Khonshu joins the party.

[home-sweet-hive]

North Shore Folly

Chapter 0: One Step aHead (Page 2)

[ The Beginning / Page 1 | Page 2 (YOU ARE HERE) | Page 3 (COMING SOON) ]

[Ko-Fi] [VGen]