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Ngl still kinda mad that Alexandra k. Didn't let me smooch Hel not even once...
#oh she undead and rotting?#ew#but just wipe it away and smooch#not gonna let that stop me#jokes on u im into that shit#romance club#rc#rc path of the valkyrie#rc potv#rc hel#path of the valkyrie#pofv
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yeah biggest warning i can give is do NOT watch house if you’re neurodivergent. you will not be able to escape its claws. your age or profession or interests do NOT matter. it will take over your life and soon you’ll be making a separate blog just for house and that’s just the start…
#im like haha funny joking but at the same time#im fully serious#like genuinely i do not gaf about anything relating to medical shit#but if you’ve been predisposed to toxic yaoi and you find it compelling.. the pipeline is too strong u will get sucked in……#house md#gregory house#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#james wilson#hilson#actually autistic#neurodivergent#special interest
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I love amphibia I'm really happy it exists
#this is so random LOL but ive been like going thru lots of phases where im just trying to feed into a latest interest#and when doing so i tend to look back on the stuff ive liked in the last and like.. as im scrolling thru an anne and sprig tag on tumblr#i suddenly had a realization that i havent been feeling sad about the fact that the shows been over for a while now??#idk its crazy to me instead im just having warm fuzzy feelings inside and im just#gah i do miss these goofs but i really appreciate the laughs and the love you showed me. hope u dumbasses are doing ok#also more random thoughts: the 'did hop pop just leave us' joke has been randomly playing in my head for no reason other than me remembering#season 1 and also been randomly reading gf fics and read a crossover one w amphibby and i fucking lost my shit when it reminded me abt how#they fucking played kpop in all in like thags so fucking funny to me all the time for no reason its peak silly
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#iasip#NO MISSES IN SEASON 5. NONE. PEAK ERA SUNNY#honey nd vic vinegar?? 'ill back u up man' roadtrip?? frank suicide arc?? frank INTERVENTION arc?? dee waitress jealousy??#'o shit thers stickers' love letter??? da maniac/desert grape/birds of war?? kitten mittons?? MACDEN BREAKUP?? DENNIS SYSTEM??#DEE DRENCHED HEAD TO TOE IN BLOOD?? CHARLIE AND MAC BODYPAINT/I CHUG DICK/IDIOTS SAVAGES IDIOTS IDIOTS?????#NOTHING BUT BANGERS im abt to rewatch it all right now wtf thinking abt its getting me riled up#currently watching resident alien on my friends suggestion nd saw him say this abt s5 law & order nd was like ME ME ME ME ME XACTLY ME#same season nd EVERYTHING my dude i get u#also th double layered inside joke w myself here cuz of charlies obsession w law & order so he'd get him too#'describing an episode of law & order n full detail is not a story' once again ME WITH SUNNY LMAO#(triple layer if we wanna count rob nd charlie literally being on L&O nd th reason bhind th jokes n th first place)#[humming law & order theme song]#ok im done#shitpost#resident alien
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Cluster B: *infighting about which of them needs traction on social media for education and destigmatization*
Cluster C: God they really don't even know we're here, do they.
Cluster A: Oh absolutely fucking not.
HPD: *walking into the room in pajamas* Wait are we doing a thing? I swear to god if they "forget" to tell me ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME.
#and u knkw hpds pjs are the epitome of both comfy and cute#hi im a cluster b. othsr clhster bs lets not get defebsive and recognize that people at least have heard of our shit#even tho we still have work to do everywhere#THJS IS A FUCKING JOKE ITS SILLY OMFG#mental health#personality disorder#cluster a#cluster b#cluster c#avpd#ocpd#dpd#npd#aspd#hpd#bpd#stpd#szpd#ppd#actually mentally ill#neuro diversity#destigmatize pds#actually narcissistic
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Do you ever think about the fact that Joke was barely out of prison when he organized the heist to steal Jack's ring. like, he was in prison for five years, he finally got out and he was ready to risk getting arrested again right away just to give Jack his freedom.
he was ready to give up the freedom he just got back just to free Jack
#jack and joker#jack and joker: u steal my heart#jack & joker: u steal my heart!#jack & joker#jack and joker the series#idk if hes a fool in love or simply an idiot#Joke's arc is a continuous sacrificing himself for Jack#and we all know that#but sometimes i think about it and realize just how little joke regards his own life#and im :(((#i dont think he even consodered the chance of getting arrested again#like he didnt even care that was a possibility#he had been out of prison for just a few days and was already doing illegal shit again#just for jack#my posts
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I hope so much that Francis is just gonna get worse. I hope he kills somebody eventually. I hope he will corrupt his other teammates with his questionable morality that is primarily driven by self-protection, loyalty and revenge. I hope he will keep gaining confidence and force the teenagers of peachyville to respect him forever and regret bullying him.
That would be super fun, thank you.
#dndads#dndaddies#dndads peachyville horror#francis farnsworth#dungeons and daddies podcast#dungeons and daddies#i saw somebody be like:#'Guys hes a bad person! can we treat him normally pls? hes not unhinged and just losing his shit stop glorifying him'#And Im like#I want more of that#gimme more of a teen protag that wont hesitate to shoot u while ur defenseless because u bullied him#i dont care if that makes him a bad person#babygirl (and thats a joke because Francis is a teenager with violent issues) is one step away from becoming a serial killer and honestly#good for him <33#the peachyville horror
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no really ALL im saying is if aziraphale was infront of ME and me only and even gave me a smallest amount of attention i would've already confessed right there. wouldn't have taken me 5 minutes let alone 6000 YEARS. nuh uh. especially if he slutted me out while dressed like THAT in 1793 or rizzed me up in 1941. i may be oblivious but im not dumb as fuck and i would've taken THE FUCKING HINT. unlike SOMEONE. ugh if only i was in crowley's place this shitshow wouldn't have taken more than aziraphale's eyelashes to flutter once and i'm done for the wedding is already in full swing oh lookie here a priest appeared completely out of nowhere how odd how mysterious!! anyway we must not waste this opportunity let's just get over w it for completely normal regular reasons YEP!! nothing to see here just a perfectly regular every day wedding !! like come on man atp u gotta blame urself for wasting opportunities like that
#lets all be completely absolutely dead fr rn. if aziraphale smiled at YOU and complimented YOUR stars u would've fallen ass over heels in#love too dont deny it now#just SOME OF US would actually do something abt that shit rather than sigh and yearn and crave and whatever tf that simp ass got up to#im joking btw but COME ON he's soo pretty i wouldn't have been strong enough to wait any time at all#im reading a fic where everyone is under a love spell over aziraphale and fall immediately in love w him the moment they look at him and im#just now realizing that's unironically how i'd act around him if he was real and that's embarrassing as shit#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#aziracrow
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you can always tell when someone doesn't have maga men in their life and god it makes me angry.. "if you're nice and compassionate you can be the one woman that makes them realize women aren't mean!" my mom bent over backwards for my dad for 25 fucking years he has plenty of other women kissing his ass and it never changed anything. do you really think that before being radicalized they never knew a single kind woman? they were never friends with a nice girl? alt-right men's problem with women isn't just that they've experienced too many mean women and they need to be shown that women can be nice, it's that they think women are inferior and don't deserve rights and don't understand anything so you can do what you want with them. and it takes a lot more than being nice to show someone that you aren't inferior. this isn't a case of being nice even when it's hard for the sake of deradicalization, it's about spending every fucking interaction with someone trying to get them to see you as a human being with value and a functioning intellect while they just laugh and show you that's never going to happen.
i cannot stress this enough: random women are not just going out and Being Mean to men. ur average guy interacts with plenty of women throughout his life- close women amongst their friends and family, casual interactions etc. most people don't start out being shunned by women, they start out being treated as NORMAL. & when they show their disrespect in normal society, it isn't tolerated, but when they go to alt-right spaces (which they're pushed towards online) they're told they're allowed to be as horrible as they want with no consequences because they're entitled to everything. it isn't "women aren't welcoming and the alt-right is so friendly so i'll become alt-right," it's "women don't let me disrespect them and the alt-right tells me fuck them, do whatever you want, you're entitled to it all" and why would you choose the group where you have to be a normal accountable person when there's a group that will reward you for being a shithead who gives no fucks?
the alt-right can afford to be more friendly and welcoming because they can allow bigotry. this can't work the same way for progressive spaces because we can be as kind & welcoming as possible but at the end of the day we have lines where we have to say "this behavior/speech isn't allowed in this space," and for certain people, that just can't win against a space where you can be as nasty as you want. these posts always end with a disclaimer saying "of course being kind doesnt mean you need to tolerate their bigotries" but what they don't realize and what drives me crazy is that women not tolerating bigotry IS the "women are mean" that radicalized them in the first place. they perceive you pushing back on any bigotry or bullshit as you being a meanie and treating them like they're ontologically evil. the 'kindness' they need to be deradicalized is you letting them walk all over you.
idk what the answer is to deradicalizing them and im sure relationships are part of it but you can be as kind as you want and all it will do is destroy you ime. i cant stand to see people (who have never even successfully deradicalized any man by being nice btw they always speak in hypotheticals and not from experience) double down on telling women to do things that will see no results and only hurt them, especially when any woman who has tried can tell you exactly how it went
#being as nasty as possible & shitting on everyone while giving no fucks makes you popular in certain spaces. that's tempting no matter what#to immature ppl. part of growing up is learning that you cant do that and real relationships need you to not do that#but that sucks. you could just ignore it and join the alt-right to be a manchild forever#if ur an asshole who wld u wanna hang out with: ur wife who says please dont be an asshole to me or ur bros who say she's a hysterical bitc#& u did nothing wrong?#if u had a maga dad/brother/uncle & u heard the way they talk about women its never abt being mean lol#it's abt how women are hysterical & sensitive & get upset at everything they do#im so sorry but a normal guy (i know & am friends with many) doesnt simply become an MRA because his girl friends made 1 men suck joke#if a guy truly has no fulfilling friendships with women or girls to the point where some feminist group 'being too mean' can radicalize him#bc he doesnt have any kind women in his life to prove that wrong. he already had issues.#you reach a certain point in your friendship with these guys where youve been SO kind and so supportive and welcoming and played therapist#for ages and then they turn around and say 'im voting trump cuz i like his personality better lol i dont care about rights and that bs'#even if you can deradicalize someone by being kind thats years of insane unreciprocated energy for ONE guy#who will end up being the person who never posts abt feminism except to say i became alt right because women were mean so be nice girls!#nobody tells anyone else to accept full blown bigots in their spaces either much less BEFRIEND them#bc nobody is expected to do this kind of service except women. <3#eat ass.
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Thinking about the dynamics between the 'good' and 'bad' sides in renegade nell.
Sofia ofc is obsessed with catching Nell, which starts as a quick action to cover for Thomas but then kind of spins out of control into a full obsession with finding her and killing her. Poynton is curious about Nell but only really in a way of trying to figure out how best he could use her to his advantage, either through figuring out how she got her strength or through Sofias obsession with her.
Meanwhile, Nell outwardly doesn't really give a shit about them throughout the show. Her focus is pretty only on keeping her sisters safe and finding out how to get past this whole bounty issue. Its a safe bet she hates Thomas, yknow on the whole account of him killing her father thing and then framing her for murder. Queen of repressed feelings honestly cause she doesn't really address it during the show, she hasn't got time to.
She does get to rant about Sofia though!! Though I get the impression she more just finds Sofia a nuisance. A big nuisance, on the account of trying to kill her with magic and all that, but its fustration she shows outwardly not hate. And I don't think Nell is really aware of Poynton until they figure out theres a plot against the Queen, literally meeting him for the first time as she tries to kill him. Nell even readily works with Sofia at the end, being really civil and almost nice all things considered.
Nell is the root of their problems, but the root of Nell's problems is just the whole system.
And then coupling this with the flip side, where Charles and Polly are infatuated with her. So many people have a lot of big feelings about Nell and she is just trying her best to sideline them for more important things. Like not being captured and protecting her family.
I would have loved to see how these dynamics would have changed in season 2 though. You could definitely feel Nell's feelings about Sofia switch from neutral annoyance to proper hatred in those last few scenes. Ahhhh
#she fr has that arospec thing going on where you can tell a friend has a crush on you#and ofc your not interested so instead youre just going to purposely ignore all flirting and redirect all advancements#like i know we like to joke about Nell being oblivious about Polly#but i would not be surprised if Nell just wanted to give her a shake like wtf u doing im busy but ofc is too polite#i love pollynell and nellfia but I also love aro nell a lot#does any of this make sense idk where it came from i just had thoughts#cause indifferent nell vs infatuation polly is hilarious#but also lowkey the same can be said for nellfia#its times like this that make me sad that this fandom isnt bigger cause man i need to see more peoples takes on this type of shit#renegade nell#nell jackson#sofia wilmot#earl of poynton
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just was completely fucking eviscerated by andrew and ryan’s actors on actors interview btw. if u even care.
#I CANT BELIEVE YHIS IS MY LIGE#not even a minute in and andrew is alr laughing his ass off#theyre so yapper x yapper#the way they talk is so… wade and peter LIKE IM SORRRY BUT IT IS#them bonding over dead loved ones and grief THEYRE NRVER BEATING THE SPIDEYPOOL ALLEGATIONS PLEASE GOD#i was not ready for andrew to say the word deadpool fawk#ANDREW SAYING HE JUST WATCHED DP&W AND RYAN MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE WATCHED WE LIVE IN TIME ON HIS APPLE WATCH#AND ANDREW SAYING “can you let me go somewhere with this” THEYRE SO PETER AND WADE YOU GUYS FUCK.#ryan interrupting hin to ask what his skincare routine is ooooohhhh theyre getting me so bad#them going on a tangent about suicide methods PLSSS SPIDEYPOOL I LOVE U#them getting distracted by talking about a film they both loved… you literally cannot make this shit uo#not them tiptoeing around a spideypool teamup ohhh it’s gonna happen so bad#them saying i love you to each other ohhhh wadepeter we really in it now#andrew garfield#ryan reynolds#spideypool#spider-man#deadpool#peter parker#wade wilson#marvel#mcu#kamwashere
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i lowkey hate that mouthwashing has got the attention it has because now right wing grifters are getting ahold of it and defending gross people who entirely misinterpret the game without knowing the source material. the whole game has been fandomized and joked upon. i rarely see a serious discussion on it and people ARENT getting into it because of the actual game's content, but because of how watered down the current artworks makes it seem. like no. if you play the game youre gonna get hit with a story of a man who raped a girl and because he couldnt kill her he was going to kill EVERYONE, and failed, and so everyone but the captain dies in other ways because he, (the captain), failed to prevent the rapist being wreckless and having him put in charge. there is your basic uncensored summary. dont get into it because of the influx of drawings of daisuke in a thong, or the "woke crowd" reasonably getting upset seeing anya so explicitly sexualized in a game where her being sexualized is a major plot point and NOT in a good way. dont get into it because curly or jimmy or any of them are attractive. please only try out the game if you want immersive, beautiful storytelling about a heartbreaking and gruesome situation.
#this isnt me saying “dont make jokes!” im saying almost all of the current works being pushed out are jokes and its becoming so littered#with people who dont care about the game.#do you know how many people ive seen making joke posts about it and they havent even played the game#i just miss when all of the art made for it were thoughtful and tasteful and actually related to the games content#some of u guys are getting too ballsy with what you say and i need this shit done NOWWW!!#and sorry to the lead dev for audio martin. lord i hope youve blocked all those people (and that it keeps them off you.... fuck elon)#can i tag it#mouthwashing
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The most toxic thing about the CoD fandom is how some of yall will be talking about what an old man Price is and then be like "he's 37" and if that's not like getting slapped in the face by a fresh trout I don't know what is
#call of duty#john price#also im joking i realize theres actually toxic shit happening#but i took actual damage from that today i did not need to be kicked while i was down#older than you does not always mean old i beg#genuinely you would damage that man's psyche if you said that to his face#if youre saying hes a millennial i need you to be aware of the implications.#namely that he knows all the words to toxic and get low#and shake ya tailfeather from the bad boys 2 soundtrack#he will groove out in his car to since u been gone#he had a crush on brendan frasier in the mummy#actually you know what this might be a cute fic idea hold on
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seeing a fob fan on tiktok saying this is just like. wowwww ur so quirky and interesting for having this reductive opinion do you want an award?? do you want us to clap because you’re just so special and cool???
#i swear i barely use tiktok but when i do. i see shit like this. and it reminds me why i barely use it LMAO#the caption said it was a ‘half joke’ but like. girl where is the humor :/?#bc genuinely ppl like this partially joking or not are soooooo annoying why do u think ur special for preferring that fob over the other#when in fact the two fobs dont exist they are all the same its just that uh. theyve grown and changed. imagine that. christ x#and like im aware that it’s not that serious however im allowed to be a hater sometimes <3#txt#p: 100
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people need to stop falling in love with me holy FUCKING shit this shit's embarrassing!!!!!
#mine#i wish i was joking. i wish i was fucking kjoiking rn.#u got a good friendship? BOOM romantic feelings come and FUCK EVERYTGHING UP!!!!!!!!#i told him. i TOLD him this was NOT a romantic relationship oh ùy FUCKING god oh my god why does he ask for so much commitment im going to#kill myself#shit shit shit and fuck i do NOT have time or the emotional/social energy for this shit!!!!! holy fuck!!!!!!!#LEABE ME ALOOOOOONE#OR DONT ACTUALLY NO DONT LEAVE ME ALONE JUST STOPPPPPPPPPP ASKING SO MUCH OF ME#HOLY SHIT#HOLY *FUCKINGH* SHIT#IM GOING TO BLOW UP
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randomly thinking about there being a point and click game where you play as robin (because of course thats who im imagining) probably in their younger years so the tones more lighthearted (i think a point and click batman game should be a little silly anyways but yknow)
and also the very specific concept of giving characters incorrect items and instead of robin just being like "this cant be used here" the character responds like robin is actually just holding out this random thing to them and theyre like "? ok thats cool kiddo" unless its like crime evidence you picked up then they obviously respond accordingly but youre still not supposed to use it there or give it to them lol
#billionth thing on my to draw list concepts for this cuz theres very specifics images in my mind like fake screencaps of it#^ i also imagined the giving incorrect items thing w batman and hes just like ''ok thats nice robin.'' <- supportive dad doesnt know why ur#showing him that#u can pick up random shit for no reason thats solely to show batman so u get dad achievement /joke#i cannot make games and i dont think i owuld be able to make like a Good point and click if i did but the Idea of it is very fun#dc#dc comics#dc batman#batman comics#batfam#dc robin#<- idk im tagging whatevar can u imagine silly little point and click wuith me.
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