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It's sheng!

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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

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Il mare eterno nella mia anima

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Crossposted from BlueSky!

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wait wtf is cream soda

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modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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Starry starry night 🌌

This will be a foil print eventually 😈

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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This threw me into a coughing fit

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sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

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Just looked at a blog where the header description said 'sometimes I reblog posts I like so I don't forget them'.

And I feel like that, right there, explains so much about how the site has changed in the last few months.

People now think reblogging is an unusual behaviour, rather than a default.

Tumblr newbies, please, for the love of baby Jesus, reblog the posts you like. That is the whole reason the site exists - for you to collect all your shiny fandom objects in a single space. Which you can organize to your heart's content. Or not organize at all, if that's your jam.

Our blogs are intended to be collections of posts, not collections of likes.

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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hey so two people in a row on my dash just commented that trying to open the new communities popup on tumblr mobile(?) brings up major flashing lights, so please please PLEASE take caution doing so. i don't like asking people to reblog stuff but please reblog this or make your own post about this to tell people about this because this could seriously hurt someone

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together