#john: i can’t Fucking see
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have we considered that John may just need glasses
#malevolent#john malevolent#arthur lester#arthur: the eldritch being inhabiting my body is keeping details from me. to what malicious end?? is my trust forever compromised??#john: i can’t Fucking see#maya.txt
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Meowlevolent Day 7: Catboy
This is a departure from the nice little fluff pieces I’ve been doing all week but this one has been in my drafts for a bit so I’ll go ahead and release it to the public. Love a little game of cat and mouse.
#also don’t worry you haven’t seen the last of Arthur’s dog this is just another piece that I’d already drawn#and I fucked up my hand so I can’t draw today :(#meowlevolent week 2023#meowlevolent#my art#malevolent#arthur lester#kayne malevolent#John doe#arthur malevolent#masked#because Harlan doesn’t need to see this#fan art
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At this point it’s literally just there for good publicity points, don’t fucking convince me otherwise.
#I understand the minor part but proship? Really? Fucking really??#That is a goddamn comship right here whether you fucks like it or not#And I know for sure antis HATE Btd due to the intense nature of the game#But in the end it’s just some stupid computer program with pictographs of men that will never exist in real life#(Strade is an exception not counting a Ren in there)#None of these characters are fucking real none of these stories are real life is a fuck shit#These are all just silly stories made to entertain our morbid hearts from this god forsaken world#And I truly pity anyone who tries to mimic what they see on the screen#Sorry for this weird rant just been feeling eh#antis dni#antis are stupid#antis do not interact#proship safe#antis fuck off#discohorse 💢#i hate antis#proshippers please interact#antis suck#darkfic#profiction#fuck antishippers#antis are hypocrites#antis are a cult#comship safe#comshippers please interact#Btw I don’t have Twitter so I can’t do much but look at a few posts they have#And they made shit for Ren too#And other games like John/Doe and Sunny/Day/Jack AND DACHABO#FCKING DACHABO WHERE A DIGITAL DOG BOY THIRSTS OVER YOU AND ITS MEGA SUS#I genuinely don’t get antis who consume sus media
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I’ve been rewatching Person of Interest and I’ve finally reached that episode in season 3. I can’t believe they fucking kill her 😭😭😭😭😭 It’s been haunting my mind since halfway through season 2 and now I’m gonna have to see it all over again.
#her death was so fucking foul#I can’t believe they killed my girl#she Did Not deserve that 😭😭😭#like I know that’s kinda the point but still#so fucking cruel#literally gobsmacked every time I think of it#absolutely incredible cinema and story telling though#I mean 10/10#gotta respect it#it was kinda perfect#there are two wolves inside of me#one is raging against her death and the injustice#and the other is admiring the brilliance of the storyline and writing#brilliance may be a strong word but I thought it was very good#good cop who refuses to be corrupted or silenced no matter how hard she is attacked#after losing friends and status and having her life relentlessly threatened and her morals tested and bent#finally completes her mission of bringing down the horrible evil shadow organization#and then almost immediately gets murdered in the street by the one last member of the organization still out there#never getting to enjoy and see her success and all the people she helped#really invokes that sense of overwhelming hopelessness#but also that you Can stop bad people#person of interest#poi#joss carter#john reese#harold finch#sameen shaw#lionel fusco#taraji p. henson#jim caviezel
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Every single adult in the world has a story from their life that would break your heart and leave you sobbing and we all just have to keep living our lives as if life isn’t the most bizarro-ass shit. What the fuck
#what’s that thing like ‘nobody has ever met a fully sane adult human being’#anyways I’m thinking about my grandparents and my cousins rn#I almost can’t blame John for converting to Mormonism with the fucking life he’s had#I don’t know how Amanda was even walking at the funeral. I would’ve been completely numb#my grandparents? how#how do you preside over your own newborn daughter’s funeral#how do you get up and go to work after your husband buried your daughter before you even got to see her#how to you bury another daughter less than forty years later#sorry I’m emotional rn don’t worry about it it’s my hormone cycle and lack of meds probably#katie shut up
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pre-canon spn to me is just Azazel having to show up to parent John’s kids for him so they don’t die a la the Maleficent movie until he starts feeling partial towards Sammy as his favorite of the special children
#spn#Azazel spn#I just like scenarios in which Azazel is stuck being sam & Dean’s weird Other Dad#he did not come here with the intention of getting this involved but here he is anyway#like to be clear I mean this in both the funny hijinks way of ‘ancient evil being has to deal with the mundane reality of childcare’#but I do also mean this in an evil ‘Azazel slowly insinuates himself into their lives in a way that is weirdly protective in the way that#someone would guard an expensive painting they bought. or an exotic pet.’ way#you know. sure he’ll possess a maid and stock the cupboards of their motel room with food.#he���ll also possess a cps agent long enough for John to smuggle the boys out of town so that they aren’t separated from him.#he picks out Sam’s prom date and specifically instructs the demon to make sure Sam has a fantastic time and he does and that makes it worse#when he can’t be there to watch them he has Meg on guard dog duty#John chases Azazel across the country. Azazel is right under his nose possessing some old lady who gives Sam & Dean bread to feed the ducks.#do you see my vision. do you see it. he’s always There#creepy fucker. I love him. I will make him do more fucked up things. <3
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chappell roan AND moo deng should be allowed to kill everyone at snl
#I was so excited to see her with John Mulaney in November#but I hope she cancels on them.#that was so disrespectful#making fun of a women who can’t go outside because she and her family are stalked harrssed and sexually assaulted#fuck u#chappell roan
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Finally finished this drawing! Really proud of this one! (If the quality gets fucked up im gonna cry)
ALSO! Visual symbolism!!! Mwhahaha!!! Anyone who gets it gets a gold star 😼!
I really like how this turned out, especially the Miriam one.
#I know the proportions are fucked but I still really love this#also even if it’s not canon. it is to me.#symbolism#I really really like symbolism if u can’t tell#excited to see if anyone gets it >:3#also fun fact! those aren’t quotes or lyrics or anything. I came up with them all by my self 😼#(I’m so cool)#also#def need to add Tw’s uh#tw religion#tw implied childhood trauma#tw implied religious trauma#tw implied child abuse#tw trauma#tw metaphorical sh#faith the unholy trinity#faith john ward#faith the unholy trinity fanart#ftut#miriam bell#Faith Miriam#john ward#tw poison#visual symbolism#too many tags oops#tw swearing#tw cursing#can u tell I really like that red sky thing?#🦌Ceez’sArt🐍
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PJ jumping up and down screeching “I’m kiiiiinnnng!” is so fucking funny like my brother in Christ you are a literal toddler, stop throwing your toys out of the pram and go sit in the timeout corner
#Prince John#Robin Hood#disney robin hood#this manchild istg#I adore him#but still#PJ#sweetie pie#honey bunny#get a fucking grip my guy#(oh god that just reminded me of something)#(this snippet of an audiobook I had as a kid)#(this mom’s trying to calm down her baby)#(calling him all sorts of cutesy names)#(and the baby is just throwing a massive tantrum the entire time)#(why did that remind me of PJ lmfaooo)#someone on YouTube said PJ was going through the Terrible Twos and I was like yes he really fucking is#sir hiss better put in an urgent call for super nanny#I can’t wait to see how that will turn out#alrighty ima make a new post about that bc I’m running out of tags lol
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no but actually we are so serious about bigender aggressively outdoorsy very southern john. someone else write this so we don’t have to
#he crossdresses his first time because he’s home for summer break and has told his family about his boyfriend#and patsy goes “if you’re gay now can i paint your nails” and he goes uh. about that. i’m kind of. well.#she puts him in a skirt & she sees herself in a mirror and starts crying#and patsy’s like oh fuck this was not the plan i do not know how to comfort my older brother (sister??) what is going on#john eventually collects herself and apologizes for getting emotional and she says. very awkwardly#”it’s fine i didn’t put eyeliner on you yet so it doesn’t matter”#john’s gonna be fine. he has a moment about it for a while but he grows into it during the rest of the summer#he neglects to tell alex about the gender stuff so there’s a while where he’s more open with his family than with his boyfriend#which feels like a bizarre joke. what world is he living in where his dad lets him wear a dress to dinner#but it’s nice! she’s doing okay#patsy will not let him borrow her clothes after the first time she gets potting soil on something. she gets very huffy and goes#“DAD we’re going to the MALL so my STUPID SISTER can’t RUIN MY THINGS ANYMORE”#and henry#with no idea how to break up Girl Fights#says “…be back for dinner”#(she forgives john like half an hour into buying him a new wardrobe)
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Every time I start to think I can love Sarah Cameron she goes and does some stupid shit and I remember why I can’t like her no matter how hard I try
#baby girl has a LOT of shit#but girlie pop that’s no excuse???#oh no I cheated on my bf and he had a reaction!!! I’m so shocked and confused???#babe PLEASE be so for real#she’s actually so annoying#and YET she brings out the doe eyes and is so fucking GENUINE in her care#and it’s like baby girl maybe it’s okay maybe I can adore you#nope#can’t do it#(it’s the same with John b though so like whatever)#yk yk she’s a HORRIBLE person and SO but she has such a kind heart and is just a GIRL LIKE ME AND SHES TRAUMATIZED#I hate her I love her I loathe her I SEE HER#whatoh back at it again#obx#sarah cameron
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magical john drag king is exactly what alan moore meant about the ideaspace this absolutely existed in our collective consciousness as a human species
#or i guess the human species? who’s to say#ok i actually need to stop i don’t know what i’m thinking anymore#i can like vividly imagine magical john on a stage and real and i’m afraid#also yeah no this post probably doesn’t make sense to anyone else#ezra’s real life rambles#silly hours posting#<- hello my old friend i feel this is justified (ancients of mu mu?????) here#why am i being abnormal about the fucking klf book. what why how this isn’t good this isn’t a cool one to talk to people about#‘hey so you heard of this satire religion called discordianism? oh no you’re not? fair enough#surely you’re aware of self-referential reality tunnels though right? oh no you’re not. hm well how about the illuminatus! trilogy?#huh. ok. well to cut to the chase there was this band called the klf and they had like many hit singles#you’ll know some of them most likely. but uh ultimately they burned 1 million pounds in cash!! like straight up!! and it was filmed#some time afterwards (i think like 23 years?) they went around on an unusal tour showing off the footage#but at this point they weren’t making music anymore you see. so it wouldn’t even make sense as some publicity stunt#but yeah on this tour they go around and ask people why they (the klf) burned 1 million pounds#was it art? was it rock and roll? and most people go ‘it was stupid and selfish you entitled pricks’#they both (drummond and cauty (the klf)) have a family yknow#like they both have wives and kids. one of them had like four children i think?#anyway the money burning happened on the 23rd of august 1994 in the island of jura’#you can’t just say all of that to someone no one cares#ok for real i’m gonna go now and eventually sleep
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PPL ACTUALLY SHIP AMANDA AND JOHN ?
#soooo many things are happpening in the saw x tag#most of which are things i Can Not Stand#1. ppl ship mateo and diego apparently ?#no shade ofc do what you want but y’all will see 2 men in the same vicinity of one another and instantly ship them#even if there’s fucking zero chemistry#or potential#2. i can’t stand seeing cecilia everywhere i literally can’t#3. ??????? amanda and john ship??????????#anywya i love it here👍#(sarcasm)#mine#text#my thoughts
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I write some really niche fics (hopefully some of you just went “no shit, that’s why we’re here” and some went “no shit! Tell more!”) but I feel a little more vindicated for my series of Mia Dearden & John Constantine being reluctant friends fics. I initially justified it as a “Ollie met John once & Dinah is friends with Zatanna so she probably heard of him if not met him once or twice so Mia could have heard of him thru them” AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT. AS OF THE CURRENT BOP ISSUE DINAH NOT ONLY KNOWS JOHN BUT THEY’RE ON DECENT TERMS AND HE KNOWS OLLIE TOO SO LIKE *insert Brooklyn 99 VINDICATION meme here*
#dc comics#kinda#look the current lineup of bop can be described as ‘interesting’ and ‘eclectic’#personally im over harley being in absolutely everything she’s just not a character i really like#& if anything the oversaturation of her has made me dislike her#but! i like the plot so far & dinah does have a history of working w/ people who aren’t heroes esp in bop#i like that they didn’t just ignore babs but would like to know why she can’t be in the loop#love love love to see sin back#have questions about the deal w/ the amazons having her? & the (i think she’s) wildstorm character#cass & barda being birds makes my heart so fucking happy (well barda has been a bird but cass getting to be one!)#& their little friendship is hella fun really enjoying that#dinah’s list in the first issue too!!! so good!!! we love to see references to pre52!!!#AND THE ART OHMYGOD IM OBSESSED WITH IT#like the golden age almost style & john REALLY looked like sting (as he should) it’s just so good#and SO expressive the faces are all so unique & the details so spot on just yes#really excited to see where this goes
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no see I WILL write something eventually, I haven’t been putting it off, I’ve just been uhhhhh cultivating the story for a couple of years yeah yeah
#stop cultivating and start harvesting idiot#no but I CAN’T write until I have at least a dozen books of story ready to go#how am I supposed to foreshadow anything if I don’t know what’s going to happen 500 chapters later???#how am I supposed to write a character even a minor one if I don’t have their entire future backstory and parent’s backstory planned out??#I can’t worldbuild unless I plan out all of the major cities including their political systems religions economy food production trade etc#also I just don’t want to sit down and write#so I just sit an worldbuild in my head all day#I have been for like two years now this is the longest I’ve seriously ‘worked on’ (ie daydreamed) a story in my head#and it’s really cliche and has a billion well worn tropes but it’s like… this is my comfort world building#and by comfort I mean really kinda fucked up world but whatever every edgelord or loser with an over active imagination has one#I need to read more people’s uhh… like.. not published authors… like tumblr users writing or whatev. like what is it called ao3? that stuff#not to be negative to them or anything but to like hype myself up#like see you don’t have to be a big named author to put your mind out there#I’m just kind of babbling here#suddenly reminded that a book I like John Dies At The End was originally released chapter by chapter online#so like… you don’t have to be like ‘this has to be put out whole in one book to be real writing’#I just need to write for fun but im a very shy boy 🥺#im fucking 34 im not a little boy I have to remind myself#anyway… if any mutuals read this much and you write online you should message me something you have that you like so I can read it#and I’ll be extra sweet and supportive and happy bc you’ll be helping me and I’ll get to support you#or whatever. I dunno. this is dumb. I’m sorry for wasting your time! jeez!#you can ignore this#text
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Every day I wake up and people are still lying about Yoko Ono on the internet.
#yoko ono#it makes me really sad how much people hate her#she’s such a fascinating artist and john loved her so much#I breaks my fucking heart that people don’t see her as ‘yoko ono. prefromance artist. john lennon’s muse. activist’#they just see her as an evil witch who had a spell over john#and these people are so convinced in this reality they can’t even believe the other beatles when they say they have no beef with her#anytime I see a clip of paul setting the record straight on what john’s relationship with yoko was like#you have all of these boomers in the comments going ‘oh Paul. so diplomatic. you can see in his eyes how much he hates her.’#WHAT ARE WE DOING#LISTEN TO THE WORDS HE IS SAYING
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