#patsy will not let him borrow her clothes after the first time she gets potting soil on something. she gets very huffy and goes
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no but actually we are so serious about bigender aggressively outdoorsy very southern john. someone else write this so we don’t have to
#he crossdresses his first time because he’s home for summer break and has told his family about his boyfriend#and patsy goes “if you’re gay now can i paint your nails” and he goes uh. about that. i’m kind of. well.#she puts him in a skirt & she sees herself in a mirror and starts crying#and patsy’s like oh fuck this was not the plan i do not know how to comfort my older brother (sister??) what is going on#john eventually collects herself and apologizes for getting emotional and she says. very awkwardly#”it’s fine i didn’t put eyeliner on you yet so it doesn’t matter”#john’s gonna be fine. he has a moment about it for a while but he grows into it during the rest of the summer#he neglects to tell alex about the gender stuff so there’s a while where he’s more open with his family than with his boyfriend#which feels like a bizarre joke. what world is he living in where his dad lets him wear a dress to dinner#but it’s nice! she’s doing okay#patsy will not let him borrow her clothes after the first time she gets potting soil on something. she gets very huffy and goes#“DAD we’re going to the MALL so my STUPID SISTER can’t RUIN MY THINGS ANYMORE”#and henry#with no idea how to break up Girl Fights#says “…be back for dinner”#(she forgives john like half an hour into buying him a new wardrobe)
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