#joey biden

[4rmch4ir-p0l1t1c1an]

personally, I think Biden’s biggest mistake was even agreeing to debate him in the first place. If a schizophrenic person on the street came up to you and started accusing you of being an alien hired by the secret CIA-backed-cabal to steal all of their cutlery; you wouldn’t go into litigation with them and try to prove to a court that you are not an alien cutlery-thief, much less engage that person in any serious conversation. that is what I feel Biden did. and I think that it not only wholly undermined HIS legitimacy (and the legitimacy of his party) but it simultaneously legitimized Trump and lent him credibility as a candidate that he is completely undeserving of. Trump isn’t a serious politician, but by taking him seriously, Biden helped him seem like one.

[brughhghg]

I’m here from Twitter. Expect stolen memes and shit humor

[venic-bxtch]

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✼Joe Burrow x Ambitious!reader✼

✼pt.2✼

Joe showed up at the gym the next morning, earlier than usual. It wasn’t like he was desperate or anything—he just happened to feel like switching up his routine.

Right. Sure.

He scanned the room as he walked in, towel slung over his shoulder, trying to be casual. And there she was, back on the treadmill, jogging at that same determined pace. You were focused, earbuds in, and entirely in your own world.

Joe wandered over to the free weights, pretending to stretch while sneaking glances at her. You had no idea he was there—again. It was kind of infuriating but also weirdly endearing.

He waited until you slowed to a walk, then grabbed a bottle of water and made his way over, trying to act like he wasn’t counting every step.

“Hey,” he said casually, hopping onto the treadmill next to hers.

You glanced over, eyebrows raising in recognition. “Oh. Football guy.”

He laughed, shaking his head. “That’s one way to remember me.”

“Joe, right?” You said, wiping your forehead with her sleeve.

He grinned, absurdly pleased you remembered. “Yeah. And you are…?”

Your face lit up with a sheepish smile. “Oh. I never told you, did I? It’s Y/N.”

“Y/N,” he repeated, testing it out. “Nice to officially meet you.”

You slowed her treadmill to a stop and hopped off, grabbing your water bottle. “So, Joe, you always this friendly, or do you just make it a habit to harass strangers on treadmills?”

“Only the ones who look like they’re having a terrible time,” he shot back, smiling.

You laughed, “Fair enough. And what about you? Back for round two of your usual routine?”

“Something like that,” he said. “Thought I’d see if you got the job.”

Your smile faltered, and you shook your head. “Not this time. But there’s always next week.”

“Sorry to hear that,” he said, genuinely meaning it. “What are they, blind? They don’t know what they’re missing.”

You gave him a look, like you couldn’t tell if he was serious or just being nice. “I don’t know about that, but thanks. What about you? Big game coming up?”

He hesitated, realizing she had no idea who he really was. She didn’t know about the upcoming season, the pressure, or the fact that half the city expected him to carry the Bengals back to the playoffs.

“Yeah, something like that,” he said, keeping it vague. “But, uh, I wouldn’t want to bore you with football stuff.”

“Good call,” you said with a grin.

He laughed again, unable to help himself. God, she was something else.

As you grabbed her stuff to leave, he blurted out, “Hey, can I get your number?”

You froze, glancing back at him with a mix of surprise and amusement. “You want my number?”

He nodded, trying to keep his cool. “You know, so I can check in on how the job hunt’s going. Strictly motivational purposes.”

“Right,” you said, biting back a smile. “Motivational.”

Joe shrugged, his grin widening. “You seem like you could use a good cheerleader.”

You paused, then reached into your bag and pulled out a scrap of paper. Scribbling something down, you handed it to him.

“Don’t make me regret this, Football Guy.”

He took the paper, feeling a rush of victory. “I won’t. Promise.”

As you walked away, he glanced down at the number, your name written neatly underneath.

This time, he knew exactly who you were. And there was no way he was letting yiu slip away again.

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[pillmanize]

[johnobamasblog]

Make this famous

[rickmaynard]

Georgetown News-Graphic cartoon: 6-14-24.

[fru1tt0ast]

faolan and his boss joey..

i cannot believe i spent 4 hours on a meme... LET ME OUT 🦅🦅🦅

[yourheartinyourmouth]

I bought Katamari: Rerolled for my Switch for THIS EXACT REASON

[familythings]

Highlight of the Day - 03.08.2024

Apart from the hot summer and the peak of holiday season, the world is abuzz with lots of developments. As the last 24 hours were full of several important news, we chose to share 3 current highlights for today. Kamala Harris the to-be-Democratic-Nominee for President of USA The highlight news of today is that Vice President Kamala Harris was able to collect enough Democratic Party delegate…

[feddy-34]

[goopyguy]

playin dark souls remastered for the first time and i accidentally kinda made joe biden

[4rmch4ir-p0l1t1c1an]

me and bi-bi (biden) r best friends btw. we email all the time 🫶 some1 pls let me run his socials i could srsly get him reelected i think. id post the most bomb-af trisha paytas memes

[fifihunterbakariafrocentric]

Henry Kissinger at 100: Former Secretary of State on China Relations, Vl...

[dumbassloveydoveybitch]

I need to see Joey-B mixing a Manhattan this is very important

[royalarchivist]

Sneeg: [Silly voice] I dunno if I can play on this server anymore, I dunno– I don't want anything gay in here. That's woke. /j 😒

Phil: [Mimicking his silly voice] You're too woke for me.

Sneeg: I don't gel with that.

Fit: Yeah, I don't play on gay servers, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go read some Trump/Biden yaoi fanfiction on Tumblr. Alright? Like a real fckin man! 🇺🇸🦅

Sneeg: [Trump voice] I love kissing– [unintelligible] I love kissing Joey on the lips. They're so succulent!

Phil: [Cracking up]

[rxvera]

Y’all Biden pardoned his son. Let’s go Joey! Go crazy for the next month!!