#michelle rants🌸

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Got me on my toesssss. Ate downnnn

                      Salt &&. Secrets (SMAU.ᐟ)

summary: what started as a fun hobby quickly became more when your anonymous gossip blog unexpectedly began gaining traction after "kook king" rafe cameron discovered your writings about him and publicly bashed you, vowing to discover your identity.

       NAV ! Part One. Part Two. Part Three.

notes .ᐟ the ten picture limit is the bane if my existence, but i can't bring myself to sacrifice my cute little dividers for more content. i'm sincerely sorry 😔 poor sarah is excluded from the gc </3

taglist .ᐟ @kyranheyward @theeternaloptimistt @lovinqbella @glitterybombshell (if you wanna be added, just lmk!! i don't wanna annoy anyone by assuming...)

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Drew Starkey x aspiring actress!fem!reader

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Drew Starkey x childhood friend!fem!reader

-ꕥ-They lived on the same street as neighbors their whole lives until they moved out as eighteen year olds.

-ꕥ-She was a tennis star. But he always called her “my tennis star”, after her practices or matches.

-ꕥ-She always went to his school plays and anything that had to do with acting to support him.

-ꕥ-Their first interaction was when she was four and he was five. She dropped her giraffe stuffed animal and he ran over to pick it up for her.

-ꕥ-Their parents started being friends after that.

-ꕥ-She’s recently divorced her husband, who had been unfaithful for 4 years.

-ꕥ-Tennis had become a side hobby and she was a full time Psychiatrist.

-ꕥ-She felt unfulfilled, until she ran into her old friend and crush at a family barbecue, Drew.

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Jack Harlow x musician!fem!reader blurb

Warnings: cussing, VERYYYY moody reader, nickname: lil mama(that nickname annoys me sometimes ngl, but it works here!), not proofread

Your day was terrible, you couldn’t finish your song, your on and off ‘boyfriend’ ‘broke up’ with you today, and you bumped into someone in the hallway, aaaaaaand your phone fell and cracked.

“Shit. I’m so sorry.” He spoke in a sympathetic tone as he helped you pick up your phone. He handed it to you and smiled a little.

You smiled back for a few seconds, then shifted back into a frown and walked out of the door.

You heard a short chuckle,”Moody much.”, outside the studio.

You scoffed,”Don’t test me, Mr. Harlow. I’m not in the mood.” You opened your car’s trunk so you could grab a little snack before dinner.

“Aight’, lil mama.” He opened his black 4x4 jeep’s door. A grating noise sounded through the parking lot.

You slowly looked up, blinking a few times,”I hope that was a bird,” you spoke a little louder,”And not my fucking car!!” You scoffed and crossed your arms,”I don’t even know you,Harlow, and you made my day worse!! I don’t understand, someone has it out for me or sum’!! The fuck is wrong with you!”

He got out of the car, walking over to you, and placed his hands of your shoulders,”Chill, firecracker, I’ll pay for the repairs. There’s a body shop right round the corner, I’m a results customer,” you furrowed your brows in concern, he sighed,”don’t ask, just put it on my tab.It’s all good,lil mama.”

You raised an eyebrow,”Hol’ on, I gave two questions. One, how and why are you a regular at a body shop, and two, body shops have tabs?”

He sighed deeply,”I’m not a ‘regular’ per se, but I know someone there, and yeah they do have tabs, at that one though.”

You smiled,”Thank you, Harlow, you just made my day better.”

He nodded,”Glad to. Made it better in 2 minutes.” He crossed his arms,”Now, lemme ask, who shoved a stick up your ass?”

You rolled your eyes,”Don’t Harlow.”

>>>

You went to the body shop the next day.

Surprisingly, they did have a tab for Jack Harlow. You asked his friend who worked there if he could give you his number so you could call him. He gave it gladly. No customer confidentiality, noted!

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oh baby what?……………

I…

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spreading the christmas cheer! would love to see Christmas tree farm with rafe cameron <3

A/N: hope u enjoyed this!!🫶🏾

┌─── ∘°❉°∘ ───┐

🎄Christmas Tree Farm🎄

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“I was born born here! I obviously know the better Christmas Farm!” You crossed your arms and pouted.

You and Rafe had gone to your hometown for Christmas since you’d both wanted to escape Kildare for a while.

“Well, I did my research!” He mocked your tone, pouting his lips too.

“Rafe!” You whined.

He chuckled,”Fineee, we’ll go to your farm.” He rolled his eyes, turning into the farm’s parking lot.

You clapped your hands and squealed,”Yay! Thank you Rafey!” You held his face and kissed his face.

“Baby, are you trying to make us crash and die?”He deadpanned, swatting you away before parking the car.

You scoffed,”Serious much.”

He turned to you, kissing your forehead gently,”I just want you to be safe, dollie.”

You smiled,”Ok.”

“Let’s go find that tree!” He opened the passenger car door and picked you up bridal style.

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Rafe had disappeared. Third time now.

“Rafe!” You called out,”This isn’t fucking funny!” You looked behind a few trees, and then went down another path. You saw an array of mistletoe hanging on some light posts, and Rafe at the very end of the path.

He walked over to you,holding a black velvet box,”You found me.” He smiled.

“What’s all this Rafey?”

He walked over to you,lifting your chin,”Oh look, it’s a mistletoe.”

You giggled,”And what does that mean?” You obviously knew what it meant , but wanted to play along.

“You gotta give me a kiss.” He leaned in a little closer.

You nodded,”Gladly.” You closed the gap and crashed your lips onto his, puting your hands on his neck. You both pulled away, with smiles on your faces.

“Now let’s go find that Christmas Tree!” Rafe said dragging you along with him into the snow covered farm.

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Rafe Cameron x Barry’s sister!fem!reader

Warnings: Rafe being an asshole,cussing, moody reader

You were wiping down a table at the Island club. Unfortunately for you, the guys by that table, who were drinking and smoking against the clubs laws, was the kook king, Rafe Cameron, and his royal advisors, Topper and Kelce.

You brushed them off as much as possible, until Kelce opened his his mouth.

“Yo,” he whistled,”I’ve never seen a pouge lookin’ that good, even in uniform.” He chuckled.

Rafe joined in,”Huh, never noticed. Look at that as-“

You whipped your head around,”Y’all are some fucking perverts! Can I clean these tables in peace!? Ugh!!” You threw the rag on the floor and walked to the staff room to complain to your manager. Rafe scoffed and they all burst into laughter.

You barged through the door and stamped your foot. Your manager was eating his lunch then paused to look at your.

“I have had enough!! I got this job to support myself and my brother, not for my body to be analyzed!!”

He got up,”Who was it?”

“Rafe Cameron, Kelce, and Topper Thornton.” You crossed your arms.

He sighed,”You know I can’t kick them out. I’ll be fired and so will you, missy. They have power and money.”

You rolled your eyes and scoffed,”Then I quit!” You ripped of your staff pin and tossed it on the table. You grabbed your sweater and headed out to your car.

But, you were stopped by Rafe and his minions.

He put a hand in front of you and chuckled,”Did we offend you, doll face.”

You scoffed,”I don’t give a damn about you and your-“ you paused, not knowing what to say.

He shooed Kelce and Topper to head back inside. He then crossed his arms with a smirk on his face,”You don’t give a damn about me and my what?”

You rolled your eyes,”You and your-your friends.”

He scoffed,”Really? Didn’t seem like it earlier. You really quite your job cause of us?” He chuckled,”Seems a lot like caring, hm?”

You huffed,”Rafe, can you go do something lines of yayo, and leave me the fuck alone!?”

He crossed his arms, still smirking,”I stopped, doll face.”

“O-Okay then……” you sighed in defeat, getting cigarettes and a lighter out of your purse,”Bad habit I need to break but, you wanna smoke?”

He grabbed the lighter and tossed it up and down,”I’m down, just don’t be a bitch anymore.”

You flicked his forehead,”Nope!”

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Jack Harlow x Aspiring Dancer!fem!reader

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Ask awayyyy!!!

Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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Rafe x kook!fem!reader

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Rafe x pouge!surfer!fem!reader

[ghostedeabha]

‪₊˚ 𓂃˖ 𝜗𝜚 ｡˚₊. about me ໒꒰ྀི˶ᵔᆺᵔ˶ ꒱ྀིა‬♡;

🫀 name; éabha-áine (ey-va awn-ye) / sanaa (sahn-nah)

💌 nicknames/petnames; eve/evie, awnie, san, bunny, doll/dolly, princess, hun/honey, sweetheart, darling, حبيبتي (habibti), really any fem petnames are okay!

☦️ eastern orthodox christian, radfem (not a terf), pro-palestine, canadian

🧸 audhd, bpd, cptsd/ptsd, chronically ill/disabled

🩹 age + bday; 21 | 24/10 '02

🎀 likes; bunnies, sharks, cats, morute aesthetic, agere, plushies, sanrio, shawarma, hummus, weed, lemonade, raspberries, strawberries, cheesecake, hot chocolate, tea, lemon iced tea, gloomy coquette, gloomy dollette, dolls/doll collecting/haunted dolls, living dolls, reading, writing, dark romance, pink/purple/grey/black, moths, fashion

🐇 fav movies/shows; bob's burgers, criminal minds, gravity falls, girl intereupted, pearl, gone girl, svtfoe, bridgerton, pride and prejudice, suburban gothic

🌸 music; baby bugs, solya, nemhasis, mitski, lana, evenessance, jesse welles, bambi baker, marina, fairuz, skz, twice, g-idle, ethel cain, ayesha erotica, chappel roan, elyanna

💉 games; call of duty: mw, genshin, animal crossing: nh, sally face, little missfortune, call of duty: ghosts, minecraft, yandere simulator

🩰 youtubers; stephanie soo/rotten mango, lenalifts, michelle mcdaniel, mirubunnie, darling desi, safiya nygaard, bahja abdi, janet ndomahina, jasmyne theodora, yodeline light

🍼 no; masc petnames, agere fetishizing, trans/homophobic rants/slurs, racism, ableism

🍰 pls interact; cod girlies, fanfic lovers, girlbloggers, doll collectors, fanfic writers, masked men lovers, anyone who wants to really, biker lovers,

🦷 dni; zionists, bigots, misogynists, anti-religion, homophobes, transphobes, racists, ddlg blogs/fetishists, people who sexualize agere, minors, incels, creeps, porn/OF blogs

🐰 hiya! i'm éabha-áine, or sanaa, and welcome to my blog :3 i write fanfics, post/reblog some random stuff i like. i'm really into the morute and gloomy coquette/dollette aesthetics and plan to turn myself into a living doll one day! i'm an Orthodox Christian and radfem, but i'm very loving of my brothers and sisters of all religions (or lack-there-of). anything bolded above (other than my dni) are my special interests/hyperfixations, so if you're also into them feel free to send an ask to chat about it! feel free to send asks for requests or just to chat about your day! God Bless, and all my love! – éabha♡

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Me Fr tho.

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𖤓Crossing the Divide𖤓

𖤓Part 5:Finale𖤓

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x pouge!fem!reader

Warnings:fluff

A/N: Justwanted to make this short chp. It’s like a glimpse into what happened after all of the other chapters. I will be making some blurbs based on this tho.

-5 months later-

You put on an oven mitt, then got the cookies you’d baked out of the oven.

Rafe was truly getting help. You were glad. But you hadn’t been able to go see your friends. You got some letters every few weeks. They all missed you. You refused to tell them what Rafe did; but they knew. You’d also office started dating Rafe. JJ and Cleo swore that they’d kill him if he did anything wrong to you.

Rafe came into the kitchen,”Dollie.” He kissed your forehead. He picked up a cookie and took a bite,”Mm, these are good.” You smiled.

“No words, baby?” He asked, wrapping his hands around your waist and put his chin on your shoulder.

“None, just happy.”

He chuckled,”All right. I’m about to make you even happier.” He put 4 letters in front of you,”Yale, Harvard, College of Charleston, and Brown University. My God, you really are something, Dollie.”

You gasped and opened each letter, they were all offers. You’d originally wanted to go somewhere far, to get away from Rafe. But your feelings toward him had changed. Charleston was your best bet.

“Where are you thinking?”

“Charleston, so I can be close to you.” You kissed his cheek.

“That’s my girl.” He kissed you,”Do you wanna take a lil’ trip over there?”

You nodded,”Yes!”

THE END

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What jack writers do you recommend the most? No one is writing anymore and I hate it 😭

I’m so glad u asked!!! I love reading works from:

@heavyhitterheaux

@harlowcomehome

@earthtoharlow

@slutzzz4jack

@strawberries-and-lots-of-kisses

@biasedharlow

There’s definitely more tho.☺️

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This is so real😭😭I did this when I was younger.